Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

!I can't see that you are actually a ghost father! "

"This...isn't daddy's word to describe Ao Ningyuan..."

"Who told Mr. Bones to do such a thing to you! Yes... It is very common for family members to get together in the animal world, but we have all cultivated human form, and humans who walk on two feet abide by the rules. We also need to abide by it so that we can better blend into their lives and survive in the cracks."

After finishing speaking, Yi Zhilu couldn't help pulling Wenren Xuwang's tail curiously.

"Come on, tell me if it hurts the first time? Although that dead rabbit has always wanted to do that kind of thing with me, but I have no feelings for him so I keep rejecting him."

"It hurts? Why does it hurt? It's very comfortable."

"No!"

Yi Zhilu couldn't understand that an eight-year-old fart kid accepts adults and can say it doesn't hurt!Then Wenren Xuwang was either born with an infinitely large chrysanthemum, or Mr. Bones was too small.

After comparing a size that doesn't hurt his self-esteem, Yi Zhilu curiously asked about Xuwang.

"Master Skeleton, is it that big?"

Shaking his head regretfully, Wenren Xuwang replied.

"I don't know... When my dad and I did it, he didn't even take off his clothes..."

"Oh...my God...does it not hurt to get into your body?"

So how small is the skeleton... the size of bean sprouts?

Bibi's own size Yi Zhilu smirked, seeing Yi Zhilu's eyes and hands resting in the wretched place, Wen Renxuwang finally understood that his friend had misunderstood, shame and annoyed he picked up the scattered candy box biscuits and threw them at Yi Zhilu.

"Where do you want to go!"

"Isn't that what I should ask you!"

"My father and I are only together during the spring festival, and he taught me the way to comfort myself! Don't think rude things!"

"I'm going! Do you think that's not a little virgin? Wen Renxu's look at you is so stupid that it makes me sad... For a man, he can only be considered a virgin if he enters another monster's body or is entered by someone... You are just being Lord Skeleton touched it, don't mess with Master Skeleton's reputation..."

Wen Renxuwang was rolling with his head in his arms, and he himself finally realized that his IQ and EQ have been declining recently. What he said just now is all nonsense!Either he was made stupid by Cangya's stupid animals, or he went crazy, otherwise why did he mention those embarrassing things, not only did he lie, but he didn't blush at all.

No matter...everything is going to go... No matter who the target is, let's restore strength and body first.

"Yi Zhilu, you said you were willing to help me, right?"

If the object is Yi Zhilu, Wen Renxuwang, who is completely insane, feels that he can accept it.

57 The Deathly Grind

When Wen Renxu stared at Yi Zhilu with bloodshot eyes and asked him for help, Yi Zhilu's beast instinct immediately raised the safety level to the highest point, and his subconscious told him that he really agreed to Wen Renxu If he looked, he would be completely finished, but he couldn't resist Wen Renxu's earnest gaze, so he still stammered.

"Tell me what you want to help first... If... within my ability, I will definitely help."

"Then Xiao Lu, you...can you..."

After searching all the words in his brain, Wen Renxu couldn't find any words that could express his meaning. He couldn't say words that were too vulgar and easy to understand. He didn't know what words were there, so he finally found a word Yes, I blushed for a while before saying it.

"Can you hug me?"

Yi Zhilu breathed a sigh of relief, got up and sat next to Wen Renxuwang, holding Wen Renxuwang on his lap.

"So it's just a hug, it's simple."

Thinking that Yi Zhilu agreed, Wen Renxuwang just sat and waited for Yi Zhilu's next move as if he was being tortured, but unfortunately he didn't see Yi Zhilu do something to him for a long time, looking back, Yi Zhilu didn't know why When I fell asleep, I kept drooling and whispered that the deer cake was delicious.

Out of breath, Wen Renxuwang hugged Yi Zhilu's head and gave him a head hammer. The two fell to the ground at the same time in pain, and Yi Zhilu rubbed his forehead with a red mark.

"Xiao Wang...have you ever practiced Iron Head Kung Fu? It hurts so much!"

"I haven't practiced it! But why did you fall asleep!"

"Can't I sleep?"

"But you haven't done what you promised me yet!"

"But I'm already holding you?"

The word "hug" is too simple, Wenren Xuwang obviously overestimated the degree of pollution of Yi Zhilu's thinking. Shan, he doesn't understand the ambiguous and flirty words in the human world.

Speaking of which, Wen Ren Xuwang doesn't know much about those words, but he is a practitioner. Except for those who practice dual cultivation, most of the practitioners are masters of self-cleaning. Senior brothers and the others have a subtle relationship with Wen Ren Xuwang, and they have no relationship at all. People taught him what adults should know.

And his only little knowledge was told to him as a story by the elder brother who loved to go shopping in the flower street next door when he was young.

"Little deer...I...the hug I'm talking about is not an ordinary hug! It's that...what you did with the doe..."

"What! Could it be that you want to grab grass with me!"

"How could I eat grass! Besides, where is the grass in Cangya now!"

"So you want to fight me?"

Yi Zhilu was playing stupid, he had to play stupid.

Xiao Wang's brain is definitely broken!He even wants me to hug him!Could this be a conspiracy by the Shui people!They cast a curse on Wen Renxu so that Wen Renxu would come to seduce them, and then Mr. Bones, who loves his precious son so much, will definitely kill himself as a barbecue incense!

next...

Wen Renxu, who was cursed, looked at Cangya's monsters and hung them on the hook one by one. In the end, all the animals in Cangya turned into smoked bacon, and Mr. Skeleton could eat it for 50 years!No, the quality of the meat will be rotten, and Master Skeleton will spoil his stomach!Whoops, where did I think of this!Thinking back, come back soon!

Another head hammer, Yi Zhilu finally came to his senses with the help of Wen Renxuwang.

"Yi Zhilu, don't play dumb for me. Your evasive expression has already betrayed you. Are you unwilling? If not, I will go find other monsters. It is said that Prime Minister Turtle of the Shui Clan likes the boy with animal ears. I Go find him!"

"Hey! You're only eight years old, you're just a brat! You're not a teenager! Prime Minister Turtle...So it's really his fault! I'm going to sue Mr. Bones!"

"Yi Zhilu, don't go!" Hugging Yi Zhilu's leg and sitting on his feet, Wen Renxu hoped desperately not to allow Yi Zhilu to escape.

"Xiao Lu, you said that I can ask you for help..."

"I said...but I don't want to die yet..."

"Xiao Lu, your words don't count..."

"How can such words be counted..."

"This is something you can do, how can you help but not help..."

Yi Zhilu's patience was hardened, and being killed by Wen Renxuwang's pitiful appearance, a good word was stuck in his throat and he was about to escape. If he can't answer it, he won't agree to it.

"Xiao Wang! Tell me honestly whether you have eaten some poisoned food! Or you have come into contact with people from the Shui tribe! Otherwise, why did you suddenly have such thoughts in your mind?"

"...Actually, I had this idea a long time ago, more than half a month ago."

Then it must not be the trick of the aquarium, but Wen Xingwang... He fell in love with me?

"Xiao Wang, your kindness makes me very happy, but you are still young, I want to cherish you, can I get along well with you when you grow up? Although I have always helped you as a brother and a good friend, but in the future I will Try to treat you as a lover, even though I don't have any feelings for you now."

This time it's Wen Renxu's turn to be speechless...

"What's on my mind?"

"Don't you like me?"

"I like you...but only between friends!"

How did this happen again, you want to have sex with me again if you don't like me? , Wen Renxu hoped that your head was eaten by sea worms?The misunderstandings and doubts got bigger and bigger, and it was impossible to explain clearly, so Wen Renxu told all the things.

"Actually, I just want to gain power."

"You see, I am not only a child, but imitating you to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon has no effect at all. I am always useless and incompetent to eat. I have always felt sorry for it."

"Some time ago, I brought incense from Mr. Dong Guo. From Hu Yue's words, I know that the fox clan can gain strength by doing that kind of thing with others."

"That's why I came up with this idea."

Yi Zhilu silently mourns his deer life... I have been a deer breeder, but I want to become a good friend's practice tool, what crime am I doing...

"Xiaowang, can you choose someone else..."

"I really can't find anyone... The only people who are close to me are you and Mr. Dongguo. Don't think about Mr. Dongguo. He only has a big wolf in his heart, and he will tell dad about the matter as soon as possible. Next time, only I know you are the best, Yi Zhilu, so please help me!"

Yi Zhilu still believed Wen Ren Xuwang's words because he heard that the bones taught Wen Ren Xuwang to do self-comforting things, which made Wen Ren Xuwang suddenly look like 16 years old.

"Then why don't you go to your father to help you, and you can also save Master Bones from killing me..."

"No, I can't find Daddy."

Daddy doesn't like children who haven't grown up, so he doesn't want to be disliked.

The tug-of-war continued for a while, and the light outside was dark