Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Isn’t the shape fine? The speech is normal, and the problem of being turned over is solved. You can relax and I can relax. "

"Master Bones, you know that no matter how convenient the human form is, it is not as comfortable as my original posture. The natural one is the best. Isn't that what you said?"

"You'll use my words to block my mouth."

While talking, a few young men with wolf tails and wolf ears came over carrying wood and a large pot of water, and set up a stove at the restaurant planned by the skeleton in front of the black column, and set up the pot, Gui Xianren Looking at the cauldron that can hold one person, a cold sweat broke out.

"Master Skeleton, what are you trying to do?"

"Some people are disobedient and always avoid my questions by speaking slowly. Do you think that person is old and wants to loosen his muscles?"

"Master Bones, Suwo bluntly said that in our place, the human beings who have lived for a long time can be counted on ten fingers, and the rest are demons. Who are you asking?"

Clacking his finger joints, the skeleton's smile made Gui Xianren's hair stand on end.

"Gui Xianren, you should know exactly why the group of Taoist priests from the Qingwei sect who came here last time, right?"

The fact that the five leading senior brothers swallowed the inner alchemy of the pangolin had already been spread by the bird clan who specialized in investigation. The purpose was to remind the monster clan to prevent similar incidents from happening again. important.

Guixian moved back tremblingly. Although Mr. Bones is a very joking person, he often makes jokes become real.

"It is to make our inner alchemy cooperate with the fragments of your black pillar to refine the elixir of transcending tribulation. Do those idiots think that the black pillar can be broken so easily? What an idiot."

"wrong!"

The cowering Turtle Immortal aroused Gu Gu's desire to play tricks on people, and he hugged the Turtle Immortal. Although the prototype of this guy is heavy, the human form is very light, and the way he struggles looks like a kitten, which is very interesting, and then plops With a sound, Guixian was thrown into the pot by the skeleton.

"Master Skeleton, what are you doing!"

The warm water makes Guixian very comfortable, that's just the appearance!No monster would be able to judge whether the water temperature is suitable for cooking in a thrown pot without any risk, so the turtle fairy wanted to climb out, but... the pot is too deep, and the turtle fairy is relatively short , I almost climbed out several times, but it still slipped back because the pot was too smooth.

"Gui Xianren, I heard that Qingtang Qianshou turtle is a great tonic! So those people must have come here to find you to cook soup, right?"

How could it be!

Guixian was so angry that his teeth were itching, and Mr. Bones got nervous, no one could stop him!Even if he choked on a few sips of water in the pot, he could still hear the wolf monsters beside him discussing carefully whether Mr. Bones wanted to eat turtle stew.

"Master Skeleton, don't play tricks on me! I said it's okay!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Guixianren was carried out of the pot by the bones. Now his clothes are all soaked in water, and the white clothes become transparent when exposed to water. His thin body curves and the two points on his chest are instantly exposed to everyone. In his eyes, the woman with feathers on her head just came over holding the clothes to dry, and sighed when she saw this scene.

"I said Master Bones, you are thinking that spring is coming, and you want to add some activities to the spring festival, so you deliberately tease the turtle fairy. You see, those boys from the wolf clan have set up tents."

Skeleton looked over, and sure enough, the wolf youths who were helping to fight the firewood and make a fire were fidgeting, covering the bottom with their hands with embarrassment, so they smiled and whispered into the ear of Gui Xianren.

"Hey! If you procrastinate and don't explain things clearly, I'll send you to them to put out the fire. You must know that although I have enough time to spend with you, I don't have much patience occasionally."

"Master Skeleton, you should give me to them..."

Those wolf youths were not happy when they heard this sentence, but they were so frightened that they hurriedly found a reason to say that they were going to prepare for the spring festival and all fled. The auburn haired woman with feathers shook her hands helplessly.

"If you want the wolf to go to the tortoise, Mr. Bones, you have a lot of evil tastes, and Mr. Guixian, are you also physically lonely, so you just follow Mrs. Bones' wishes to satisfy your desires?"

Xia Ying, who jumped up and down, almost fell to the ground when she heard the woman's words.

"Nightingale...I didn't expect Immortal Gui to be so young at such a young age!"

After receiving the clothes from Nightingale, Bones jokingly stripped Gui Xianren naked, and then helped him put on the sterilized clothes that were stripped from the corpse of the Qinghui faction.

"Xia Ying, Nightingale, actually it's not the fault of the turtle fairy. He is the only one who grows such a big turtle in this place. He is the loneliest every spring festival. He wants those energetic wolf boys to comfort his body and mind." The mind is also normal."

The weak fists kept falling on the skeleton, and the skeleton acted as a turtle fairy to help him massage his body, so he simply turned his back and pointed at him.

"Come knock here, with more force."

Guixian was so angry that he almost foamed at the mouth. Finally, in order to change the embarrassing topic, he looked at the little white fox who had been asleep and did not wake up. Finally, he was willing to tell why Wen Renxuwang entered the body of the white fox and why he could not sleep. The reason--Anyway, Skeleton played tricks on him just to hear him willingly tell the truth, and even if Guixianren doesn't want to say it now, he will have to say it after a long time.

"Master Bones, let's get back to the topic... Don't you want to know what happened to the little white fox? I'll tell you now."

"I don't want to! Now I am more concerned about how you will spend the Spring Festival ~ Do you want me to accompany you?"

The skeleton deliberately stroked Guixianren's chin. Guixianren felt as if his whole body was on fire. The tortoise, which was twice bigger than the stone table, almost crushed the restless hand of the skeleton.

Nightingale and Xia Ying saw that the bones were holding their foreheads in pain, and they smiled and pulled the troublesome king back to their seats. The bones were quite injured and hugged the little white fox who hadn't woken up.

"I'm so sad, because the shape of the body is too scary. You dare not spend the Spring Festival with me. Now you are just teasing the Guixian who has no companion like me. In the end...the result is that you are disgusted!"

It’s better when the little white fox was still alive. Although at that time, the bone had never thought of the spring festival in his mind and his head was still in a state of chaos, the very popular little white fox chose to stay by his side forever, giving up. The result of a good chance?

It has been 250 years since the little white fox passed away, and he finally regained his breath from a scarf. Even if the soul inside is no longer the little white fox, the skeleton still thinks it is a comfort. He misses the days when the little white fox was by his side regardless of status.

Guixian let out a long sigh, but still changed into a human form.

"Master Bones, with all due respect - based on what you said, I guess that the Pisces jade pendant you mentioned is the natal magic weapon of the Qinghui disciple Wen Renxuwang. Strong magic weapon, with special power depending on the aptitude of the refiner."

"After he was designed by his senior brother to die under your soul separation technique, his soul and body were separated, so the power of the Pisces jade pendant was activated, and it became that mass of white object that wrapped and protected his soul, temporarily possessed in the On the corpse of the only white fox that has not been harmed by your power."

"The reason why he hasn't woken up for so long is because he has to spend at least seven days to restore the compatibility between his soul and his newly acquired body. From the current situation, it seems that this guy suffered a lot before the soul transfer, and it will take a long time to recover. regain consciousness."

"Who told you to preserve the white fox's body so well, it's like a fresh living body, and now Wenren Xuwang wants to get out of it, but the power of his natal magic weapon thinks it's the original body and can't get out."

"I advise you to take this opportunity to break the habit of hugging the white fox and acting like a baby all day long!"

Skeleton could hear the left ear coming in and the right ear coming out, only knowing that Gui Xianren was not kind, here he wanted to use his own hand to seduce the young and energetic wolf youth, but there he was not allowed to hold the little white fox!

"Master Bones, I know you are blaming me, but what's the use of keeping the possessed white fox? I have a few ways, one is to use your soul-leaving technique to separate his soul from the body of the white fox again, you You can continue to use the white fox as a scarf, and the second is to dispose of this person's soul and the white fox scarf together!"

"Then I want to choose three, that is, not to deal with the soul that has been popular with others, but to keep the white fox by my side."

Xia Ying and Nightingale didn't quite agree with the idea of ​​the skeleton.

"Master Bones, that man is a Taoist priest who looks down on our demon clan and regards our demon clan as the source of all evil! Besides, you killed his senior brother, although those people deserve to die, and it is true that he is not good to him, but if he What should I do if I want to kill you to avenge those who died?"

How to do?

The bones thought about it for a while, and the little white fox treated him like an enemy, circling around him all day and burst out laughing.

"What should I do? Cold salad~ Isn't this very interesting, as long as he doesn't attack you, if he wants to come and kill me, just come."

That way, the skeleton won't be so bored that it yawns all day and wants to sleep.

6 sons!Daddy hug~

For animals, the most important season is spring, why?You are stupid!Spring is the beginning of reproduction and life