Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Gong said that all the collections in the house have protection spells, and they can be used as Mr. Dong Guo’s playthings when they are dug out. Su Cailan hugged Yue Nong and told him that it’s okay. As long as the people are still there, the house can be rebuilt when it’s gone. The farmland is gone and can be cultivated again.

"It's not that we have no hope of living at all."

Skeleton is happy that the fungi he researched can finally come in handy. He has enough quantity to support everyone until the grain harvest season, but he regrets that the place where he has lived for 300 years has changed drastically, and then Skeleton took over the bracelet from the wolf. The crystal bottle taken out of it flew down to the black column, and the water and soil samples were collected, as well as the corpses of aquarium fish, and sent to the black column for inspection.

Gui Xianren saw the water splashing up again in the South China Sea, and gave a wry smile.

"It's a pity...we think easy, but others don't want us easy."

What rose up from the sea was a four-clawed giant dragon. If he hadn't only had four claws, perhaps he would be the absolute king in this sea area. Immediately came to a conclusion.

"Ah... hello uncle, long time no see..."

Long Yaoyu greeted in a low voice, the giant dragon in the distance ignored it, but waited for his subordinates to gather on the surface of the sea, and rushed over along the sea water flowing towards Cangya.

The skeleton that just got out from the black column didn't pay attention to the four-clawed dragon with a large group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and whistled in a good mood.

Just now, the skeletons had activated all the defense mechanisms of the black pillars, and sure enough, the dragon and shrimp soldiers and crabs who rushed forward bumped their heads into the invisible energy shield, screaming in pain, and the little soldiers crowded together like a stack of arhats group.

"Long Yaoyu, I thought you were a natural idiot, but it turns out that your whole family is a natural idiot."

The salt snake refused to accept the skeleton's statement. He was also Long Yaoyu's family member, but he had never been there.

"The king of Cangya, please remove this thing!"

Salt Snake and Long Yaoyu's uncle, Ao Ningyou screamed while covering his sore nose.

"I'm here to ask for help, not to make trouble!"

As if to cater to Ao Ningyou's words, a mirage-like scene appeared behind him. The exquisite pedestal made of coral, decorated with various pearls and tortoise shells and other exquisite sea treasures, set off the sea surface even more dazzlingly.

The seahorses dragged the pedestals and marched towards the cliff neatly. Their mental quality was excellent and they were not frightened by the tragedy of their companions, but the girls of the Aquarium standing on the pedestals were pale. They were probably beautiful girls from shell spirits. , was so frightened that she closed her shell tightly, and the other girls who had no shells to hide hugged each other and cried bitterly.

The skeleton laughed at Ao Ningyou.

"I said Uncle Long Yaoyu, what kind of tricks are you playing? You just attacked our home, and what are you doing with so many treasures and beautiful women? Selling them for the corpses of your own clansmen?"

"It's so ugly to sell something... In fact, what happened just now is not what we did..."

Ao Ningyou held her paws in a panic, twisting her body like a baby, not to mention ruining her image, but fortunately, the aquarium he brought out was either strong enough, or was too busy to see him This look, otherwise they would definitely fall down and be unable to get up.

Skull yawned and glanced sideways at Ao Ningyou, cuteness can't be sold with this posture, and in his heart, no one is cuter than Xiao Wang, Ao Ningyou's cuteness didn't impress him at all.

Ao Ningyou continued talking.

"Some time ago, our aquarium was wrecked by a light ball-like thing, destroying most of the palaces and castles, because the only thing the other party could see clearly was the transparent tentacles. The aquarium probably guessed that it was the king skeleton of Cangya. The ghost, so I attacked here on my own initiative..."

"Look! In order to express my apology, I specially prepared a treasured beauty to come here to apologize, and I hope Lord Bones can forgive us."

"You see, this beautiful place is so messed up that even ants can't stand it. Let's clean it up for you."

"Afterwards, we will hold a grand wedding between Lord Skeleton and our water beauty! What do you think?"

Guixianren and Wen Renxuwang's complexions suddenly became uneasy, and Nightingale spoke out for them.

"It turns out that the purpose is to marry Master Bones."

Guixianren and Wen Renxuwang snorted at the same time.

The aquarium is very beautiful, beautiful butterfly fish, beautiful shells, and beautiful jellyfish, but they all smell fishy, ​​how could the skeletons look up to them!

Skull rubbed his chin and looked at those Shui girls who didn't wipe away their tears with interest. He thought that he was the moneylender landlord mentioned in Guixianren's book, and Ao Ningyou was their father. With a large amount of debts, they pulled their precious daughters out as debt repayments. Since then, they have lived a miserable life, longing for the rebel army to overthrow the landlord and exchange themselves for freedom. A hard love.

"Since you gave it to me sincerely, I will accept it mercifully."

Guixianren and Wen Renxuwang's expressions changed drastically when they heard this, they didn't believe that the bones really planned to marry the Shui tribe.

It's a pity that the skeleton didn't see their panic, and concentrated on looking at those beautiful girls, planning to rearrange their seats according to their height, shortness, fatness and thinness.

54 The rogue ruffian wins all

"You, I'm talking about you, a girl who is dangling with pearls, you stand in the front row. That hairtail over there, you are hairtail, you are so slender? Would you like to get a ribbon to look better? Come here Get in front of that seahorse."

The skeleton looked like a local hooligan, talking to the girls of the water tribe in an almost teasing tone.

They had obviously never seen such a handsome hooligan. They obediently stood in a row according to the skeleton's request. They seemed to have forgotten the harsh environment they were in.

That's right... Instead of watching the tragic situation of the same family continue to lose color, it is better to look at the handsome guys to make them look good.I once heard from my sisters who lived in human society that looking at a handsome man with a stick of incense every day is good for physical and mental health. It is better for the Shui girls to become nympho due to external conditions than to become crazy. Think about such a handsome man It was his future husband-in-law, and his little face was even more red.

Skeleton compared their faces with pickled carrots, and found that the color of carrots was better, and then called the wolf to his side.

"Lang Da, how much do you think these can be sold for?"

The wolf was stunned for a moment and then understood.

"It's hard to say that the market is relatively low recently. The thin ones you put in the front row are too thin, and you will be dismissed as strong. Although they are beautiful, they are worth 100 taels of silver at most. The middle row is also good-looking, probably Each can be worth 150 taels. There are special museums that will accept the fat beauties in the back, and there are actually many men who like fat beauties."

"As for those short wax gourds that you left aside and didn't join the team, they can be seen as beauties. They may become the top cards in the future, but because of their young appearance, they can only be worth 50 taels."

Mr. Dong Guo was so angry that he almost took off his shoes and killed Lang Da.

"Wolf, what are you bastard talking about?! The worth of the brothel sister?!"

"No...it's just a purchase price list for newcomers..."

This time the shoes really flew down, and Mr. Dong Guo was so angry that he missed it a little bit, but instead, Lang Da took the shoes into his hands with a hook.

"What are you angry about..."

"I'm mad at you for carrying me to the brothel!"

"Is it possible to take you there? Besides, I didn't carry you behind my back."

In this environment, there is still time to flirt, and the skeleton completely convinced Mr. Dong Guo and Lang Da.

"Mr. Dong Guo, I can assure you that Lang Da didn't go to those places to find sisters or young men. Aren't the flower demons making rouge? Lang Da and I have been selling the remaining rouge to humans, making a good profit. "

"So wolf, you can see where it is suitable to sell them all. Remember to sell them in different places and different museums in batches to prevent them from fleeing together. It will make it difficult for us to sell rouge in the future."

"By the way, don't forget to confirm with Gui Xianren whether there is a spell to prevent them from changing back to their original form. Find a permanent spell that will not change after death and add it to them all. Otherwise, it's not good to scare the guests."

The girls of the Shui tribe had all turned into wooden figures. Ao Ningyou was very anxious. Some of the girls sent this time belonged to the family of the Minister of the Shui tribe. They knew that their daughters were not married but sold into brothels. Taking advantage of the lack of gods in the Dragon Clan, they will rebel in one fell swoop.

"Master Bones, I sent them here to be your daughter-in-law!"

"Did I ever say that I lack a wife!"

Spreading his hands and shrugging his shoulders, the handsome rogue became even more rascal.

"I said, since you sincerely want to apologize, then I will accept it mercifully."

"So since I have accepted these girls from the Shui tribe, whether I want them to sell in human brothels, or turn them into prototypes and sell them in restaurants, it's all my business, and you have nothing to do with them!"

"Of course, in terms of income and your psychological tolerance, it is better to sell them in brothels. Otherwise, the best way is to sell them to restaurants run by islanders, and sell them as women's bodies. Not to mention the high price, originally Those girls are just seafood, maybe they will be eaten."

Bones' bad words caused his companions to cough unceasingly, and Nightingale finally lost her poker face and shouted at Mrs Bones, although you have no integrity, don't say such perverted things in front of so many monsters!

Skeleton quickly signaled Nightingale not to show off with his eyes.