Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

, Resisting crying, stammered.

"Hey...he doesn't have cucumbers! She's a cute girl, she's...woah..."

The crying that he tried his best to hold back broke out. Wu Xingye rubbed his eyes and cried loudly. If it weren't for the mud on his clothes, messy hairstyle, and face that didn't wipe off the nosebleeds, it could really be described as crying pear blossoms with rain .

"You are all bad guys, they just want to live with the big husband and the little husband! Why are you making fun of me and stopping me!"

While talking, he looked at the skeleton and Wenren Xuwang with tender resentment. If he was an ordinary person, he would probably change his opinion. Unfortunately, he was facing the skeleton father and son. They took another step outside, always on guard. Wu Xingye got up and asked them to settle the score.

Shi Qicai shook her head, Wu Xingye's painstaking efforts were in vain, Shi Qicai didn't know much about these two people, but she knew very well that without strong external interference, no one would be able to separate them.

As for Wu Xingye who was sitting on the ground and crying, Shi Qicai can actually understand his reluctance.

Due to her size and strength, her parents repeatedly talked to her about how smooth life would be if she was a boy, she could go to the military officer exam, and honor her ancestors, but she was born as a girl, and every month there would always be Inconvenient for a while.Whether it is a military officer or other professions, they are all stuck by the identity of a woman, no matter how strong or tall she is.

Women in this era, what else can they do besides helping their husbands and raising their children?If Shi Qicai was a petite and weak girl, maybe she would still think that it was real life.

But she is special, her strength is special.

What did he think of the boy in front of him?

As a boy, he has many advantages, at least more than what he can do. Why is he willing to choose to be a girl, wear women's clothes every day, and dress up beautifully, just to make the person he likes fall in love with him? he?

There are indeed many strange people in this world.

Shi Qicai chose not to think about those things any more. She stood up, walked up to Wu Xingye, squatted down, and stretched out her hand to him.

"If you keep crying, you will become a big tabby cat. You can see that the clothes are getting dirty, so you should get up quickly. You can't show this appearance in front of outsiders. If your future husband knows it, he will definitely resent you for being raped." Outsiders see all the good things."

"So stand up proudly. Naturally, someone is willing to pick such a beautiful flower. There is no need to focus on people who don't understand your beauty."

Wu Xingye looked blankly at Shi Qicai's hand, how this person who laughed at him just now suddenly became nice to him, he couldn't accept it for a while.

"What? Are you afraid of me? It's okay. I have no ill intentions towards you. I just hope that I can lend you strength so that you can restore your pride and beauty."

Shi Qicai's smile returned to the same gentleness as when Wen Renxuwang saw her for the first time, but coupled with those lines, it really made the father and son have goosebumps - what is pride and beauty!And what do you say about pride and beauty to a hypocrite!

There were also a large number of male compatriots and a few female compatriots who shivered together. Of course, some women felt that Shi Qicai's words were too kind, and the light of love shone in their eyes.

Wu Xingye couldn't help the blush on his face. He looked at the person in front of him. He was wearing a blue straight shirt for ordinary men. It seemed that Shi Qicai's figure was very thin. He was so close, he could see Shi Qicai's thick and upturned eyelashes, and her gentle eyes, Wu Xingye actually felt a little dizzy after watching for a long time.

Although Shi Qicai's appearance is not as good as that of her husband and lord, she is still a handsome guy.Now Wu Xingye's heart became like a deer jumping wildly, and accidentally put his hand on Shi Qicai's. Wu Xingye panicked when he saw it, and stammered and explained.

"Hmm...huh! I, Wu Xingye, don't need your help! But...for your persistence, I can barely satisfy your desire to hold Miss Ben's hand, so I especially allow you to hold me stand up."

Skeleton Lushan Waterfall Khan, thought this guy was a psychopath, but he turned out to be just a tsundere!A tsundere hypocrite who knows inexplicable spells!It is no longer possible to connect this person's nympho look who still has a crush on him with his current arrogant look.

What is wrong with the world!Could it be that Chuang Shi Shen is crazy in his head?

After the skeleton yelled in his heart, he saw Shi Qicai showing Wu Xingye a very interesting expression about this child. He really wanted to throw himself on the ground, and then yelled that Chuang Shi Shen had something wrong with his mind.

A tall woman who is born with supernatural powers disguised as a man, and a coquettish and weak man who disguised herself as a woman, what is this?Are you kidding me?but...

Skeleton laughed sinisterly, seeing Wen Renxuwang a little scared, and then heard his precious father take Shi Qicai to the brush.

"Look at the two of you, you are completely golden boy and jade girl, the first couple made in heaven! Why don't you two get married!"

"what!"

Because of the leverage, the two who were standing hand in hand widened their eyes and looked at the skeleton who was speaking indiscriminately.The bones are not afraid that they will fill you with death-seeking eyes, and continue to talk nonsense.

"Look at the two of you, you are just the same size. Miss Wu is so suitable to be held in your arms! You are so gentle and considerate, Miss Wu will definitely like you."

"Brother Huan...you are..."

Shi Qicai wanted to ask if the bones wanted to seek death, but when she saw the eyes of the bones begging for help, she thought that since Wu Xingye was disguised as a woman and was looking for a husband everywhere, Wu Xingye would definitely not fall in love with her as a girl, so she might as well sacrifice her life to help the bones The father and son can be regarded as returning the favor of the bracelet.

Then, the people in the tea shed saw a shocking scene. Shi Qicaihao didn't dislike Wu Xingye's dirty clothes and dirty face, so he directly hugged Wu Xingye in his arms, and Wu Xingye was surprised. She wanted to resist, but just happened to face Shi Qicai's tightly bound chest.

Even through the bandages, Wu Xingye knew that there was absolutely nothing he touched. He froze in place, talking about his husband, his handsome guy, his beating heart, what was going on.

Shi Qicai didn't mind that Wu Xingye ate tofu or something, she originally classified him as a girl, it didn't matter if he was eaten or not, the most important thing was to help the bones out.

She tried her best to put on what she thought was the most handsome expression, and it was no surprise that several women were so handsome by her appearance, so her voice was deliberately lowered, and she said very seductively.

"Brother Huan, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with this lady deeply when this... lady walked in, and I decided not to marry anyone but this lady from now on!"

"Of course, you may cling to her original gender, but in Shi's eyes, she is her, a beautiful but weak flower, which happens to be the one I love the most."

"Brother Huan, you haven't worshiped her yet, have you?"

Bones nodded stiffly, he didn't expect Shi Qicai to cooperate so much, and he felt a little guilty, Shi Qicai was very happy to see this newly acquainted person deflated, and continued to speak affectionately.

"Miss Wu, Mr. Shi is sincere to you. You just happened to be unmarried, and I just happened not to be married. Why don't you let go of those two people who don't care about you in the first place, marry Mr. Shi and live happily together. Bar?"

Wu Xingye was still in a daze. He hadn't recovered from the shocking fact that Shi Qicai was a woman, but he heard such an explosive speech. He was usually used to others, but he had today. It was really unexpected.

"I..."

My mind is in a mess, can you let go of my hand first!let me calm down calm down!

Wu Xingye had no strength to break free from Shi Qicai's hand, and Wu Xingye's mind became more and more confused. In the end, he could only feel that Shi Qicai's palm was as warm as her sunny smile, and there was a feeling that he didn't want to break free.

"Then Miss Wu, did you agree?"

"what....?"

"Great! You promised to marry me!"

Wu Xingye's weight was nothing to Shi Qicai at all, so she hugged Wu Xingye, cheered and spun around, and now the whole teahouse couldn't sit still, even if they didn't know the truth, they all got up to help The two of them applauded, Bones and Wen Renxu gave Shi Qicai a thumbs up, threw money to the boss and took the opportunity to run away.

At this time, Wu Xingye had been going around in circles until he was dizzy and didn't know anything. When the folks in the tea shed brought gossip, they went home to spread the word. Only then did Wu Xingye realize that he had been tricked, and the big husband and young husband who were chasing him had already fled away.

"Look at what you did! They... both of my husbands ran away! But I don't even know when they ran away, and no one found out which direction they went from! You give me back ah!"

Wu Xingye raised his fist and wanted to hit Shi Qicai, but when he stretched it out in front of Shi Qicai, seeing that she still had such a warm smile, he couldn't do anything.

Unable to vent his anger, Wu Xingye turned his fists to the quilt on the bed, beat him hard twice but still couldn't get rid of his anger, finally stared at Shi Qicai and looked again and again, thinking for a long time before swearing.

"You pervert who disguises herself as a man!"

Shi Qicai almost fainted from laughing, pointing at her.

"You think I'm a pervert disguised as a man, so what are you?"

Even if he changed his dirty dress and put on the middle coat that Shi Qicai lent him