Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

A little sanity, watching Luo Xiaoshan let out an uh, then groped in his bosom again to make sure the fan was not in his bosom, then held the fan in Luo Xiaoshan's hand and looked again and again to make sure he hadn't misunderstood the fan, and even more Taking the opportunity to touch Luo Xiaoshan's body randomly, Luo Xiaoshan turned into a statue in fright, until he touched enough, then pointed to Luo Xiaoshan in horror and exclaimed.

"What! There are people living in my fan! This... this is too weird! And..."

Lei Feng's face turned red even if he still had time to spare, and he touched his bleeding nose helplessly.

"Also, the fairy sister, who I only see in my dreams, actually lives inside my fan! But what happened to the feeling just now?! The chest is flat...and there are balls underneath... And that one!"

These words completely dispelled Luo Xiaoshan's bad reaction to the disgusting scene in front of him, and all his anger was transferred to Lei Feng, and he raised the fan in his hand and gave Lei Feng a slap on the head.

"Bastard boy! Why are you touching! Can I touch you casually!"

"I like you! Of course I can't help but touch you!"

"I like your size!"

"Since I like you, of course I don't just like your head!"

The two of you said something to each other, and the extremely serious scene just now turned into a small comedy theater in an instant, and the bones were even more speechless. He never expected that such an oolong would happen when Luo Xiaofan was called out to cheer.The heroes and warlocks on our side who were originally frightened by the enemy's disgusting attack suddenly broke out because of the hero's unilateral love for the warlock, and the crusade drama turned into a romantic comedy.And the enemy boss, who clearly knew our hero, was twitching all over his body because he was ignored by the hero.

Skeletal chattered, and asked Li Feng, who was so angry at the "love war" fanned by Lei Feng and Luo Xiao, a word.

"I said... aren't you going to take the opportunity to attack these two idiots while they're flirting?"

Luo Xiaoshan, who was beating Lei Feng unilaterally, was half ashamed when he heard the word flirting.

"Who is flirting! If I don't beat this idiot Lei Feng to death, I won't be human!"

"It turns out that my head hurts, and occasionally I suddenly faint and feel like you hit it at dawn. The old octopus seems to call you Luo Xiaoshan. Can I call you Little Fan?"

With the bones supporting the forehead, he tried hard to get back to the main topic, but he was still very biased.

"Lei Feng...wasn't your brain okay just now? Why is it broken again now...and Luo Xiaoshan wants me to remind you that you are not human now? And you two, I really don't plan to worry about what's going on in front of you." something?!"

After being reminded by the skeleton, Li Feng, who was depressed by Lei Feng and Luo Xiaofan, regained his energy early, and manipulated the flames to continuously attack the skeleton and his party. Many times of spells, how can it be possible to fight against the black flames of the bones.

So Luo Xiaoshan and Lei Feng looked at each other and said very relaxedly.

"Master Skeleton, are you here?"

"The old octopus is so powerful, I think I can take a break."

The fighting spirit originally ignited by the skeleton dropped to the lowest point in an instant.

"What kind of teammate am I, bastard!"

155 Speechless

Because Luo Xiaoshan and Lei Feng flirted inappropriately, Skeleton no longer had the heart to fight, so he just spread his hands between Lei Feng and Li Feng, and came to an astonishing conclusion.

"You can see that there is no atmosphere to continue fighting at all now, why don't we stop here."

Li Feng also knew that with his current strength alone, there was nothing he could do with the bones, so he simply put away the flames, forced himself to put on an awkward smile, and pretended to be calm as he asked.

"So what are you going to do with us?"

The bones knew that if they did not regress, they would not be able to achieve the wishes of the two parties, so they said.

"Just like what I said just now, you just need to give me some experimental samples, and then promise not to hurt innocent people and add unnecessary sins to yourself, and I will let you go."

"Look, this plant can eat so many carcasses every day, and it will surely grow to the height you want soon, for you to climb to the fairyland. At that time, you will live in the sky, and you will not interfere with human beings. After I study it If you make any progress, I will come back to you, and as for whether you will continue to stay in the sky or return to the earth, it is your own business."

Goudaner breathed a sigh of relief, this request was neither painful nor itchy for them, and there were only advantages, no disadvantages, so he urged Li Feng to quickly agree to the request with his eyes.

Lei Feng and Luo Xiaofan looked even more complicated.

The education they have received all the time has made them unable to tolerate the existence of such things that seem to represent evil, so Lei Feng first opposed the request made by the bones.

"Old octopus... I know you are pitying their situation, but now is not the time to worry about their situation! It's okay if you can find a way for them to recover. If you don't, you plan to keep them here forever In the holy abode of the immortals?"

Lei Feng's words just hit Li Feng's sore spot.

"Holy abode?! Don't you think too highly of where we used to live? Now they're all dead! Dead! When are you going to keep those false glory? Have you forgotten how they treated our low Is it from a supernatural being?"

The skeleton hugged his head and almost cried, he didn't want to hear about Lei Feng and Li Feng's past.But the chatterbox has been completely opened up. These two former friends and current enemies decided to keep their mouths open.

As expected by the bones, Lei Feng and Li Feng, as they said, used to be immortals, and they also experienced the battle where the mysterious man wiped out the immortals, but they were different from the guys who attacked the bones. One belongs to the low-level immortal, that is, the kind of mortal who survived the catastrophe and became immortal by practicing, but because of insufficient ability, he has not completely shed the mortal body, so he survived the attack instead, just fell into the Mortals can be regarded as human beings again.

The two who were seriously injured went back to their former sects to seek help, but before they could speak, they were regarded as liars by their former fellow disciples and kicked out.

The majesty of the immortal is no longer there, and he was abandoned by his fellow disciples again. Several times, Li Feng and Lei Feng both wanted to make a scene in the world before they died.

Originally, low-level immortals did not have the post of immortality. Apart from being able to live longer and being able to practice the immortal techniques that only immortals can use, the two felt that there were no other benefits.

Like mortals, they are divided into ranks, the lower ranks obey the higher ranks, and there are gods above the higher ranks, and because most immortals are also cultivated by human beings, the evil of human beings has not been completely purified, and they are habitually To bully existences weaker than oneself.

Li Feng and Lei Feng once quarreled with other immortals because of their residence, and were ridiculed that people who have not taken off their mortal bodies are not worthy of staying in the immortal world, and they were only assigned to live temporarily far away from the residences of other immortals.

Some of these immortals, they have seen before after they fell into the mortal world, those guys without mortal flesh became as fine as powder, they could only collect the power of faith little by little, and then recast their bodies, they clamored To take revenge, to wipe out the most important existence of the mysterious person who attacked them, and ordered Lei Feng and Li Feng to do the same, but they were rejected by the two. Their disappointment in human nature made them not want to stir up the muddy water anymore .

Rejecting their stupid plan of flying moths into the flames, Lei Feng and Li Feng nestled in the old Taoist temple like beggars, resigned to their fate.

Fortunately, there are always good people in the world. The two of them were picked up by a woman who came to shelter from the rain.Thanks to her blessing, Li Feng and Lei Feng got rid of the pain temporarily, but because the injuries on their bodies were not ordinary people's injuries, there was no way to save them, so they had to watch the woman worry about them, begging for help everywhere , just to find a way to keep them alive.

"You two... These things have nothing to do with the current situation, right? Can you skip it? Memory killing or something, just add it in your mind, don't waste time talking about it..."

The more the bones listened, the more they wanted to doze off, and they interrupted helplessly to make them stop this boring and meaningless reminiscence, but they were met with disdainful eyes, and then they continued to talk about the past that only they knew, why didn't they want to drag the woman's choice? Death, but I didn't expect that they could be reincarnated. One was born in the wealthy Lei's family, and the other was born in a cultivator's sect. Hearing the wailing and sighing, the bones went back into the carriage to rest for a while, and then went out after they finished speaking. .

Wen Renxuwang hid in the corner of the carriage and wiped his tears. The atmosphere outside was so terrifying that he didn't dare to lift the curtain to take a look, so when the skeleton came in, he immediately rushed to the skeleton, hugging the only support tightly.

"Daddy... Xiao Wang is so scared, what are the things outside, Xiao Wang hates them!"

"Daddy hates them too, and wants to make them disappear as soon as possible, but... that idiot Lei Feng, actually went crazy and dragged Li Feng to recount the old days... Depending on the situation, the narration will not be finished for a while, and Daddy wants to stop them There is no other way."

Stroking Wen Renxuwang's hair, Skeleton looked at his bracelet. Some of the samples used for research were as early as when Luo Xiaoshan and Lei Feng were flirting and frightening Li Feng and Goudaner. They were collected quietly, put into the wristband in an absolutely airtight manner, and the microanalytical machine was used to study whether the ingredients in it were different from those encountered before.

so now on the bones