Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

eyes, hoping that the skeleton would stop the fool.

But before the skeleton could do nothing, the cowherd boy at the other end of the village jumped off the old cow and rushed towards Lei Feng. Seeing this, Lei Feng stopped immediately and was about to say hello when he was greeted by him. The cowherd boy Goudan casually picked up the broom by the door, and hit his face with the broom.

"I told you not to go there! Do you have long ears?"

The child's strength is not great, and the weapon is only a broom, so Lei Feng was not hurt at all, but he was too shocked and stood there.

"Dog... Goud, you hit me? Even my father never hit me, and you hit me!"

This is really a classic line...

He held back the laughing point that only the bones knew, and then Village Chief Liu saluted him again and again.

"Sir, although we met by chance, please do us a favor."

"Please hurry up and take Lei Shaoxia away, go as far as you can before dark, don't come again. And...and don't believe his words, don't follow him..."

Who was he referring to? Village Chief Liu hesitated for a long time, but swallowed the words back.Wen Renxu looked at Village Chief Liu, then at the skeleton in deep thought, and whispered in the ear of the skeleton.

"Daddy, let's go first."

But the finger wrote that there are ghosts in this village, it is best to leave first.

This made sense, so Skeleton dragged the dazed Lei Feng, Wen Renxu apologized to Goudaner, who was still furious, and finally returned to the carriage parked at the entrance of the village, ready to Get away now.

At this moment, Goudaner followed up on the old ox again. Bones and the others were still surprised at how fast the ox was, so Goudaner said to them with a look of disgust.

"I'll send you to the official road! I know the shortcut!"

"That really helped a lot, thank you Brother Goudan."

Facing Wenren Xuwang, who was younger than him, Goudan'er's face was much more kind, and he spoke more politely. At the same time, he was a little proud, pointing to the grove he turned into before, and became proud.

"This path was taken by me and our old cow, and it is also the fastest way to the official road. It's just that this route is easy to get lost. If there is no guide, others will be eaten by the monsters inside."

"By the way, is your car too big, why don't you just get down and go. Huh—?"

Goudaner, who was leading the way, realized that the carriage shed of the bones and the others was quite large, and it was not easy to walk on such a narrow mountain road. Looking back, the carriage that was still very large in memory had actually become narrower. With eyes, what I saw was a carriage that was only big enough for two adults to fall asleep side by side.

"Could it be that I remembered wrongly? Doesn't it mean that there are fewer horses?"

The skeleton, the culprit who transformed the carriage in an instant, said with a smile.

"We only have one horse, and the carriage is only this big."

And in order to increase the credibility of these words, Wen Ren Xuwang even relied on the fact that he was the same age as Goudaner, so it was easy to communicate with him.

"That's right, Brother Goudan, did you remember wrongly before?"

Lei Feng was still in the state of being hit, of course there was no other reaction, Goudaner had no one to prove it, so he could only mutter in a depressed voice, and then hit the grass on both sides with the branches he picked up, calling for the bones to go forward .

With the unusual precedent of the village chief, the skeleton also carefully observed the appearance of this dog egg.Compared with Wen Renxuwang, a child who is held in the palm of his hand every day, Goudaner does have the unique characteristics of a peasant boy.

Wheat-colored skin from frequent exposure to the sun, thick calluses from walking barefoot, and small scratches on both legs and arms from twigs. Generally speaking, he should be a normal person Bar?

So, as a member of that weird village, what is wrong with this kid?He couldn't forget what was wrong with Village Chief Liu.

"God, on the way we heard Lei Feng say that you almost lost your life because of his fault. Is this true?"

The skeleton just wanted to test if Goudaner knew about this matter, and did not hope that he was really the child in Lei Feng's story. Coincidentally, Goudaner's face turned green when he heard what he said. Lei Feng, who was in a sluggish state, smacked his lips and replied.

"Tch, if this person had such self-knowledge, I wouldn't go to hell. He must have said that he found a great herbal medicine to save my family, and relying on his friendship, he begged the practitioners to station in For our village, help us see a doctor and heal our injuries, help us change Feng Shui to attract more people to the village, and help our village live a happy life from now on, right?"

Practitioner?Skull suddenly had a bad premonition, he regretted why he interrupted Lei Feng's show off before, otherwise he would have known about the cultivator, and after entering the village, he would not think that the villagers did not go out to avoid Lei Feng .Having encountered so many things, the term "practice" is equivalent to an unavoidable disaster in front of the bones.

"Brother Goudan, isn't your village happy now?"

Wen Renxuwang didn't think too much, and asked Goudaner what he said, so Goudaner's expression became even worse.

"Happiness... It depends on how to be happy. If you can live a long life, you will never be tortured by illness, and you will never have to worry about the harvest of food, and you don't have to be afraid of those local bureaucrats who ignore the laws of the country and increase taxes without authorization. Then Our village is really happy."

"Okay, I won't tell you any more, the road to the official road is ahead, you go quickly."

Goudan'er pushed aside the grass in front of him, thinking that the official road far away from here appeared in front of him, even Wen Renxuwang felt that there was something wrong with this matter, so he grabbed the skeleton's sleeves, telling the skeleton not to let the horse go forward.

"You have already reached the official road, why don't you continue to move forward!"

Seeing that they were not moving, Goudan'er became a little impatient, so he drew the branch directly on top of the magic horse, hoping to scare the horse so that these people would hurry over.

The god horse is not a real horse. After being whipped a few times, it just pretended to shake its neck, barked a few times, stamped its feet on the spot to put on a show, ignored the old cow's unkind moos to him, and then recovered. I looked like a calm horse, and my master wouldn't let me move. I was like a stone horse, so angry that Goudan broke the branch in my hand and fell to the ground angrily.

"You people are unreasonable! I still have things to do, so I don't have time to mess around with you here! I've already taken you to the official road, what else do you want?!"

"Hey, Brother Goudan, we didn't ask you to lead us the way, did we? My father and I felt that it didn't matter if we didn't take a shortcut. You were the one who insisted on us going here."

"Smelly brat! I thought you were cute just now! Why do you look so annoying now!"

The word "girl" completely hit Wen Renxuwang's nerves, he jumped in anger, pointed at Goudan and cursed.

"You're the girl! I'm a boy! What a girl!"

"Tch, the skin is so fair, what is it if it's not a girl! How can there be a boy like you who won't walk without being hugged by others? Only a girl can be so hypocritical!"

"Bastard! You nigga! If your village wasn't so dirty and scary, do you think I'd like Daddy to get tired holding me!"

"Our village is dirty? Is it terrible? You bastard kid's carriage is dirty!"

The two boys scolded you bastard, and I cursed for a while, before Skeleton knocked Lei Feng who was in a daze with his fist, and pointed to the official road in front of him and asked.

"Does that look normal to you?"

Lei Feng was dazed and didn't blame the bones for daring to hit him. He stared at the official road, and it was still in his memory, a clean road mainly paved with sand and gravel, which was enough for four carriages to run.

"The official road...is it that close to here? I came to this village before, and when I left this village, I was accompanied by a village hunter. It took me two days..."

Goudan'er picked up the broken branch and threw it at Lei Feng, cursing.

"I told you it's my newly discovered shortcut! Don't you guys have long ears!"

The bones were in a dilemma, and after confirming the scene in front of them again and again, they asked slowly.

"You all say it's a shortcut to the official road, but why in my eyes, it's just a deep ditch with no bottom, and there's a ridiculous bridge made of vines?"

"God, tell me, can this kind of bridge made of vines be able to walk? If you want to deny what I said, you can see that Lei Feng boiled the medicine for you before, and give us another ride, okay? Good boy, lead the way."

"Where... how can there be any bridge! Are you blind? You said it, this is the shortcut to the official road! That Lei... Didn't Lei Feng also say that the front is the official road? Damn girl, can you see if there is an official way behind me..."

Bones doesn't like others to lie to him, and of course he doesn't like others to bully Wen Renxuwang, staring at Goudan'er's stammering explanation, further exerting pressure with his eyes.

"God, you will be considered an adult in five years. If you stutter like this, can you be a wife in the future?"

"Be honest, did you cast any illusion on us? If you hate the poison that Lei Feng fed you back then, and want to take this opportunity to kill us, it's not impossible."

Lei Feng opened his mouth wide open, pointing at himself in panic.

"Goddam... want to kill us? No way... Even if there is something wrong with this official path, it shouldn't be here so soon, and he can't just say he wants to