Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

A mouse flew by, and Wen Renxuwang was hit again. He knew that he still could not accept eating like an animal, so he had the cheek to accept the favor of the bones. Of course, it would be different if he could transform into a human. Ren Xuwang said to the bones very seriously.

"Daddy...can you teach me to change shape?"

This is difficult for the bones, he didn't transform into a human form through cultivation, how do you want him to teach Wen Ren Xuwang how to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon?In addition, Wenren Xuwang is the soul of a human being and the body of an animal. Who knows if this kind of cultivation will be harmful to him, so even if he asks Gui Xianren to help him teach him, the bones are not at ease.

Turning his eyes, his bones were ready to shirk this matter.

"Xiao Wang, why don't I teach you after the seven-day spring festival is over?"

"Okay Daddy."

Wen Renxuwang is very obedient, he can see that these monsters attach great importance to the spring festival, otherwise they would not have been busy with the arrangement of the spring festival.

You can see that the towering large black stone is the center, and the surrounding area is covered with thick blankets, and the place farther away is covered with beautiful bluestone slabs.There is a huge firewood pile in the middle, and there are tables and chairs around it. As for the skeletons of the residence, they all sleep on the ground. It seems that there is also a spell covering this place. Even if it rains heavily, the forest can feel the moisture of the rain but will not drip. Area covered with blankets.

Flowers, as well as food that smells delicious, I don't know why people are looking forward to the spring festival of the monsters.

11 Against the law of heaven?What is the way of heaven?

On the morning of March 21st, it was the No. 20 day when Wenren Xuwang turned into a fox, and it was also the start of the most grand spring festival for demons.

Skeleton covered his ears and buried his head under the pillow, not wanting to hear the noise of the monsters coming and going. Keep twisting to get out from under the skeleton.

Opening his eyes with difficulty, the skeleton looked exhausted and said to Wen Renxu hopelessly.

"Xiao Wang, when that foreign woman calls me later, just say I'm not feeling well and ask her to come back later."

Wen Renxu thought it was true, and sat obediently beside the bones. After a while, the blond-haired Xia Ying really came over. Before she could speak, he shook his head at Xia Ying.

"Sister, Daddy said he was not feeling well, let Daddy sleep for a while."

"Ghosts believe what he says!"

The ghosts who wanted to go back to the dark place to hide after seeing the sun rise innocently agreed when they heard Xia Ying's words.

"Why do we still believe in Lord Bones' words?"

Skeletons pretending to be asleep laughed secretly when they saw Xia Ying choked by the ghosts' words.

"I think Master Bones, you are lazy!"

When he looked up and saw those book bones, he was agitated. He likes spring festivals, and all the monsters big and small come to play. It doesn't mean that he likes these old accounts accumulated by monsters for ten years.

"I said Xia Ying, there is really a meeting this year..."

"The meeting is held once every ten years that you have set yourself. When the deadline is up, do you still plan to accumulate it?"

The preparations were fun before, but the bones completely forgot the ten-year meeting rules. It wasn't until Xia Ying found out that Xia Ying was always registering things with Mr. Dong Guo, one of the few human beings in Cangya, holding a book, that she realized her "" "Death" has arrived.

"Xia Ying, I really don't feel well... My head hurts! Could it be that I have a cold!"

Wen Renxuwang also didn't believe that his father would get cold, he slept so warmly with his fluffy body in his arms every night, how could he catch a cold.Seeing the bones hugging the pillow tightly and playing tricks on Xia Ying, he just sighed that this father is not like a father at all, he is just a child.

Being attacked by mosquitoes summoned by Xia Ying, the disgusted skeleton had no choice but to get up.

Today is a big day, and Nightingale couldn't tolerate him wearing those old robes, so she forced him to change into an expensive sacrificial dress. His hair, which was usually disheveled, was also raised up. It was uncomfortable, but seeing Wen Renxuwang circling around him, his mood immediately improved.

"Xiao Wang, do you think Daddy is good-looking?"

Without thinking about it, Wen Ren Xuwang said something nice out loud, and then found that Yeying and Xia Ying were secretly laughing.

"It looks good, but Mr. Bones is a good clothes hanger, and he can maintain his seriousness for a few minutes when he is sacrificed later!"

"It depends on me?"

Picking up Wenren Xuwang, the bones carried the books and went to the sacrificial area. The sacred and inviolable appearance disappeared after he sat down. He put his feet on the armrest of the chair and swung his head on the backrest. Why did he come to offer sacrifices? People in teahouses are not as casual as he is.

Wen Renxuwang saw so many monsters for the first time, some with ox horns and goat horns, flying around with wings on their backs, and a little grasshopper jumping on the table and arguing with a bird loudly. It was only then that he understood why the skeleton covered his ears and crawled under the pillow in the morning.

"What's the noise! ​​Do you want to hold a spring festival?!"

The lazy voice was like a bucket of cold water, and the quarreling animals were instantly quieted down.

This is prestige, right?Wen Renxu thought about it, and then hid behind the skeleton. He was actually quite afraid of places with many people, and places with many monsters were the same.

Picking up the book, Skeleton flipped through it and closed it helplessly.

"I thought something big happened in the past ten years, but I didn't think it would be a trivial matter." "Master Bones, you can't say that, just take the things written on page 35 of that book as an example. Our wolf clan ten years ago I made an agreement with the sheep clan not to prey on their sheep flock on the north slope, but they were all crowded on the north slope and couldn’t come out, which starved to death several of our little wolf cubs!”

The young man with the scar on his right eye jumped out first, followed by the young man with antlers running up from behind the monster group.

"If you, Young Wolf, want to argue with the sheep about predation, I will also discuss with you wolves and sheep! The North Slope was originally the place where our deer have lived for hundreds of years. You two agreed on that without authorization. The deer tribe ate most of our food, and we were forced to leave the territory due to food shortages, and we were hunted and killed by the wolf tribe, which has caused a lot of losses to the deer tribe! Master Bones, you have to be the master for us!" Make the decision?How can I call the shots for you?

Animals originally pursued the life of the weak and the strong. At first a hundred years ago, the bones were forced to intervene in the affairs of these monsters. They felt that it was inappropriate for a long time, so they decided to ask him to make a decision once every ten years. Only then did the ten-year cycle It is the custom to hold a meeting during the day of the spring festival to deal with troublesome things together.

"This matter... can you tell us why the wolf clan made this inexplicable agreement with the sheep clan?"

The man with the scarred eyes became shy this time.

"Actually, it's not a big deal. It's just that Tailang Hui from our clan and Pleasant Yang from the Yang clan fell in love at first sight at the Spring Festival ten years ago, and then got together. That's why the patriarch made this agreement for them and the sheep clan."

It's so annoying... Skeletons can't remember what happened at the Spring Festival ten years ago. Anyway, every ten years, the interracial married couple will always bring some troubles to their family.

"In the future, the agreement between ethnic groups will have to be filed with the Guixianren. If there are other races involved in the agreed place, they must get their consent to make a contract. You will list the losses caused by each ethnic group this time and hand it over to Xia Ying. Today Since the contract is abolished, the sheep and deer must move away from the North Slope, and if you gnaw it down, no grass will grow there!"

"As for where to move, you can go to Luogu in the west?"

Speaking of Luogu, the herbivorous monsters are almost drooling, there are few monsters there, and all kinds of delicious plants grow everywhere, just thinking about the green-haired boy with the fragrance of grass, ran out, and met him head-on. Give the little deer demon a kick when he's fantasizing about how delicious the plants in his new home will be.

"Master Bones, we can't let them move to our valley! Ten years ago, many plants in our valley started to practice! What if they go and eat all those plants!" The deer demon boy stared at the green-haired boy Liu Drooling, the scar of the wolf clan looked at the little deer demon drooling, the bones really wanted to let them fight each other, and decide the outcome so that the strong will rule the world, but he is the king of Cangya, if he doesn't care about things, Cangya The cliff will definitely be chaotic.

"I said that you are not allowed to hinder the cultivation of any plants and animals who are cultivating! Therefore, monsters of all races who have cultivated in human form, please take your children who are going to practice to a safe place. If anyone uses it under the banner of accidentally eating it Hunting, then please hunters have the thought of one life for one life."

"As for food supplements... Although the soulless plants and meat mushrooms I have studied have been successfully cultivated, it is better for you to eat normal food. After all, the law of survival of the fittest is the most suitable for you. Strength, you can't all survive." "Plants and animals who don't want to practice, eat what should be eaten."

"Here, I have to warn carnivores. If you have a hobby of killing, please be careful! Wasting food is the most shameful thing."

The things that had accumulated for ten years were all dealt with in a single sentence in front of the lazy skeleton. Xia Ying and Mr. Dong Guo helplessly lamented that all the hard work of sorting out the case was in vain. .

"Master Bones! You can't hold this spring festival any longer!"

Skull raised his eyes and asked him why he said such a thing, and the elders of the sheep clan rushed to Skeleton boldly, ignoring the dissatisfied eyes cast by the monsters of various tribes.

"Master Bones, I know why you