Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Wanting to make a fuss for a while, the bones looked at the sky and estimated the time, and felt that almost all the Taoist priests who went to the cafeteria to eat should be back soon, so they turned to the topic.

"Don't be so protective of a man, tell your mother's family if you have anything to do, such as that strange little paper man who bullies you."

This is the real purpose of the group of people coming here. Lie Xiaozhuang quickly realized this, and withdrew his resentment against the bones.

"Several distinguished guests, please come with me, it is not convenient to talk here."

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Yu Feng intends to leave first so that Miyou can bring food to Lie Xiaozhuang and Yi Zhilu who haven't eaten yet.

Skeleton waved his hand to signal that he didn't need it, and all the delicious and fun things in the bracelet were poured out, filling the octagonal table, but Yu Feng still had to go to cover for Lie Xiaozhuang, so he had to leave first, and he couldn't stop when he left Looking back, he saw that he knew who the bones were, so he urgently needed someone to tease to relieve his irritability.

Flipping through the things on the table, Yi Zhilu felt very cordial when he saw the fresh fruits and vegetables grown by Su Cailan’s family, the hand-cooked maltose in Fulu Village, and the fresh seafood presented by the aquarium. Yi Zhilu's mouth is watering when he sees the food.

Lie Xiaozhuang was dissatisfied that the medicinal herbs he had so hard to beg for were suddenly compared to these ordinary things, he snorted and sat on the chair, not intending to entertain the bones at all, and said angrily.

"You guys came from afar, don't you just want to meet my little Lulu?"

"Of course it's not that simple."

The bones don't blame Lie Xiaozhuang for his bad tone, but Lang Da felt that Lie Xiaozhuang's words were not pleasant, so he glared at him, Wenren Xuwang hid behind the bones, so as not to be stared at by Lie Xiaozhuang and asked about his own Identity, only when Yi Zhilu was busy transforming back into a human form and began to eat lunch, he hooked out the chairs under the table with his feet, and kicked them one by one to the skeletons. The embarrassing situation of the guests standing and the host sitting was relieved. down.

Sitting down, the skeleton yawned and said.

"Lie Xiaozhuang, right? As I said just now, Yi Zhilu is my godson. Since he is my son, then of course taking him home is the most important thing for me to do."

Yi Zhilu, who was busy swallowing the buns, choked for a while, thinking in his heart that if something went wrong in the future, it could be used as a shield to offset it, so he continued to eat cheerfully, and took a few by the way and threw them to Lie Xiaozhuang.

Because of Skeleton's completely non-serious attitude, the person who was about to get angry also asked about the smell of the steamed stuffed bun because he hadn't eaten lunch, and his stomach growled with hunger.

Lie Xiaozhuang pursed his mouth, actually swallowing the saliva induced by the smell of the steamed stuffed bun, pretending not to care, turned his head away, and very quickly and quietly sent a small steamed stuffed bun into his mouth.

"Suoyi (so), did Nimon (you) pull (come) Dai Zong (take away) my little Lulu?"

"Big villain! Don't talk while you're eating!"

Yi Zhilu grabbed the peaches on the table and smashed them on Lie Xiaozhuang's head. Lie Xiaozhuang swallowed the buns, picked up the buns spinelessly, and quickly started peeling the peaches. After a glance, he saw that Yi Zhilu had peeled them well for him. My peaches were not interested, so I started to gnaw them openly.

Blinking eyes, pointing at Yi Zhilu with his chin, Lie Xiaozhuang said that he would listen to Xiao Lulu and be a good boy... Oh no, he was the head of the good boy, trying to piss the bones off, but he didn't expect the bones to directly put the table on the table. Lie Xiaozhuang snatched the beef patties that Lie Xiaozhuang had been eyeing for a long time, distributed some to Lang Da and Wen Renxu Wang, and held the rest in his arms, eating them with peace of mind.

These two terrible guys...don't look like they're here to talk about things!

Wen Renxuwang and Langda didn't manage well, and with the purpose of uniting the front, they also slowly started to eat, which made Lie Xiaozhuang's face even more ugly.

"Aren't you guys going to talk about something? Why are you eating?"

Yi Zhilu, who was full of food and drink, didn't understand the atmosphere between them, and was about to ask Wen Renxuwang, when a strange oppressive feeling suddenly appeared, and before he could make everyone be careful, the vines that had been hiding in the shadows strung together one after another. It came out and attacked the window on the north side.

The little thunderbolt disappeared in a flash, and then with a plop, something roughly the weight of a person fell to the ground.

Lie Xiaozhuang signaled everyone to be safe and calm, and hurried out the door to check, only to see a young Lei Zong disciple lying on the ground with a few brightly colored caterpillars crawling on his gloved palm.

"These guys again."

This is already the fifth time Yi Zhilu has been approached by Lei Zong's people to make trouble since he lived in Qingwei.

At the beginning, I sent some strange food or books to this yard, such as Longyang Frost Parfait, Old Turtle Soup for Replenishing Energy, and Way of Dual Cultivation. He cast a lot of spells from unknown sources, which made Lie Xiaozhuang unable to help but get angry when he touched those things, and Yi Zhilu became the victim again.

Just when he was venting his anger, Lei Zong's people came to make trouble again, such as the quarrel between brothers and sisters, what you stole my fried shrimp, I took your crab legs, in short, they came to Lie Xiao for trivial matters Zhuang Pingli said things, once Lie Xiaozhuang ignored them, the rumors that the master didn't care about his disciples' life and death spread all over again.

"It's extremely naive."

What depressed the bones most was that Lie Xiaozhuang allowed those disciples to do whatever they wanted.

If it wasn't for Lie Xiaozhuang's incompetence, who would dare to confront him like this among Lei Zong's disciples?This also caused Lie Xiaozhuang's evaluation in the bones to be greatly reduced.

"Leave that man, Xiaolu. There are as many incompetent men as there are. It's not like there are men who look worse than me, but there are men who look better than him. Godfather will help you find another one."

"Master Skeleton!"

Seeing that the bones were not happy with the title, Yi Zhilu quickly changed his name.

"Master Godfather! Xiao Zhuang didn't do this because he was weak. You see, he was framed! He did this out of necessity... It's not his fault! It's his fault..."

"It's my fault that he is too kind-hearted and can't bear to hurt the ordinary disciples who are bewitched by that old bastard Lu Hui. Now he piles up the things sent by those disciples at the door, and whoever comes to give them to him will return them to the next one." people."

"Xiaozhuang is very gentle!"

Except for Lie Xiaozhuang who was busy blushing after dealing with the caterpillars and tied up the disciples of Lei Zong, the remaining three people all agreed that Yi Zhilu was completely finished.

"Daddy, I think it's better to help Xiaolu hold the wedding. Seeing him protecting the head so much, he won't be ashamed at all."

"Master Bones, do we have to figure out how much dowry we should receive from the Sect Leader before agreeing to the marriage?"

Spreading his hands in embarrassment, the bones continued to challenge Lie Xiaozhuang with a ruffian-like smile.

"Wedding? Marriage? Don't be kidding, just this weakling shrimp?"

"Let Yi Zhilu live in a dangerous environment every day, and ride Yi Zhilu around during the day, and continue to ride at night. Is there anyone who loves others so much?"

"You just think of Yi Zhilu as a mount?"

What the bones said was really what Yi Zhilu was most worried about when he and Lie Xiaozhuang were living together.

He quite likes Lie Xiaozhuang, of course, only if he doesn't force himself to do those things with him. Strictly speaking, the only thing that makes Yi Zhilu hate Lie Xiaozhuang is that the big bad guy rides him around. when.

But Yi Zhilu felt that his liking could not be put on the table.

Even if each other is taking good care of each other, Yi Zhilu still hears from time to time that Lie Xiaozhuang thinks that his hands are too hard, not as good as the Yingying Yanyan he met before, and every time at this time he especially hopes that Lei Zong's people will make trouble , and then watched Lie Xiaozhuang, who was suppressing his desire, reluctantly deal with those guys as a small revenge.

So he didn't help Lie Xiaozhuang to speak, but quietly listened to Lie Xiaozhuang's reaction.

"Yi Zhilu's godfather, it doesn't matter what you say, little Lulu is mine."

As long as the fire lotus mark on Yi Zhilu's forehead is not removed, it will always belong to Lie Xiaozhuang.

"Avoiding my answer means that you, Lie Xiaozhuang, have a disturbed conscience. Is it because you promised someone to marry whom, so you don't want to be with our Xiaolu?"

"so what?"

So what if it's a good one, Yi Zhilu's hopeless heart was once again proved his status.

never mind.

Anyway, Lord Bones and the others are here too, waiting for the matter to be resolved, Lord Bones must be able to find a way to remove the fire lotus mark on his forehead.

so...

Mr. Bones, you can add fuel to the fire of Lie Xiaozhuang as much as you want.

Knowing that Yi Zhilu no longer defends Lie Xiaozhuang, all the ugly things prepared by the bones have been said.

"Then why are you trapping our little Lu?"

"The white elk is an auspicious sacred beast, and deserves to be ridden by you Taoist priests? You must think too highly of yourself!"

"Don't think that I don't know what's going on here with you. I don't have the status of the head at all, and the head is mocked by the disciples. What kind of face do I have to get such a good auspicious sacred beast? How dare you molested him."

Take out [-] catties of dried purple water chestnut, which is mass-produced by re-engraving the bones. Now, including the seeds, it is enough for Lie Xiaozhuang to use it for a hundred years, and then use it to drive the fire to want to do those things with Yi Zhilu , then there is no reason.

"Besides, you are not safe here at all."

"Xiao Luo came to find fault all day long, and there was that strange thing making trouble here, and even almost endangered Xiao Lu's life."

"If you really value Xiaolu, aren't you ready to handle this matter well?"

Lie Xiaozhuang laughed when he heard the words.

"The skeleton of the king of demons in Cangya, don't keep talking about twists and turns. I don't know what kind of creature did it when Cangya was submerged in the flood."