Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

They said that although it is summer, it is still early. If I don't change into clean clothes, will I get sick? "

"Then, an amiable old man just passed away..."

"Without the remembrance of my loved ones, or even the burial of a grave, I just drifted away with the wind."

"In the end, I will stay by the side of my eldest nephew who I care about the most..."

"Protect him forever and ever, and hope that he will be happy."

Crystal tears flowed down the eye sockets, dripping onto the white beard, and the bones and the others felt a chill. What is going on with this old man who is full of girlish feelings!

"Nephew! Uncle Seven will protect you even if you go to another world, so please don't cry for me tonight!"

"Ghosts are willing to cry for you!"

The bones were trembling, and they pushed everyone to go home. They came out because they thought that since this guy was from the Longxiao faction, he must know how to cast spells. The four of them colluded to trick him into solving the problem, and then they Just run away. In the end, the incident in Dian Yucheng was resolved, and I didn't need to waste much energy.

It’s just that they have calculated thousands of times, and they missed this old guy who is estimated to be over 300 years old. So it is even more impossible to complete the conversation normally.

"Let's find another way..."

"Eldest nephew! How can you do this!"

The old fortune-teller rushed to the door staggeringly but very fast, desperately putting his feet into the threshold, lest the skeletons and the others really close the door.

"I know! You must be disliking me for not being young or cute, why would I do such a thing! I'm an old naughty boy! Old naughty boy! Isn't it good to think so!"

"Or there is some kind of transfiguration technique, turning into a young, cute and handsome guy, you can accept it!"

"I'm going to change, I'm going to change!"

Like overturned flour, a burst of white smoke rose up, and the skeletons and the others involuntarily covered their mouths and noses. When the white smoke dissipated, there was no such thing as a gray-haired old man who called himself an old urchin. He looked like an ordinary human being about two or three years old. The white and chubby little baby crawled on the threshold, smiling at the skeleton and the four of them.

The premise of being able to find that he is smiling, unless...you are a beard lover, otherwise you will never see the upward corners of the fortune teller's mouth covered by the beard.

"Um, I think... maybe I should go to sleep..."

Picking up the "big baby" with a big white beard and white hair, Skeleton threw it out of the door unceremoniously, and closed the door. Skeleton felt that what he saw today was definitely a nightmare, and hurriedly hugged him. Wen Renxuwang buried his head in Wen Renxuwang's neck.

"Xiao Wang, you are still the cutest..."

The old fortune-teller outside the door probably knew that the bones would react so much, but he still maintained his dignity, patting the door in a childish voice and saying dissatisfied.

"Nephew! I know you dislike me for being ugly and old! But I have tried my best! The worst part of my spell is the transformation part! It has been very hard to become what I was just now... Don't dislike me me!"

Now it is no longer a question of dislike or dislike... The bones feel that their hearts have been completely hit, and they are so disgusting. Gui Xian and Weitz are so happy that they almost roll on the ground because of the frightened appearance of the bones. Only Wen Renxu Hope to comfort the bones, that old man is really crazy, let's leave him alone.

"You bastards! My old man is happy for his nephew. Do you think it's easy for me to become like this!"

"Because I'm old and ugly, you despise me!"

"Don't you want to touch my beautiful heart?!"

Bones and the others didn't want to answer. They were about to go back to the house to have a good rest. After recovering most of their blood, they heard that the shrew next door helped them solve another big problem.

"You old bastard! You are also a cultivator, but you look like a charlatan! You prescribe drugs randomly to harm people who are not sick, let alone long-term illnesses. You can't be trusted with that foolish look!"

"You say you are an old urchin, you have nothing at such an age, and you still say that you are an old urchin! This is completely playing with your own life!"

"And what about being ugly on the outside and not seeing your beautiful heart, it's really disgusting."

"Who would want to know your heart if your behavior and appearance are repulsive from the beginning!"

The shrew was really angry, and she didn't even catch her breath after shouting so many words in one breath. The old fortune teller outside the door was obviously shocked, and replied weakly.

"That...Junior Sister Mengyao, so I am so unbearable in your heart?"

"That happened more than 300 years ago! My mother, I have already been reincarnated! My memory is still after my dead ghost was killed by your medicine, and I wanted to go with him, so I took the pill you gave me to recover!"

"Zhou Chanzi! You bastard was unreliable before! You are even more unreliable now! Don't embarrass me by staying in Dianyu City, go back to your place!"

After listening to this conversation, Bones finally understood why when he and Wen Renxuwang bought the house, the aunt next door looked at them with complicated eyes. It turns out that they are old acquaintances because of their body shape.

As a result, the bones don't want to stay here anymore, they just want to finish the work quickly, and then take Yi Zhilu back to Cangya, and resume their ordinary happy life.

The door was opened, and Mengyao, the shrew next door who was over [-] years old and still charming, was slapping the little white-bearded baby. Unfortunately, Zhou Chanzi had a vile expression on his face, and told his junior sister to focus on the key points, almost killing the bones I don't want to care about these two people, just pack up and leave, regardless of the life or death of ordinary people.

"You two, please calm down..."

The shrew Mengyao and the old fortune teller Zhou Chanzi turned their heads together. The expressionless expression on the skeleton's face was very intimidating to them. The two who had dared to make a fuss before stopped immediately and apologized with a submissive look.

"I'm sorry, brother... We are too shameful... No! Isn't brother missing for 300 years?"

"No matter what I am, how about having a cup of tea in my humble house?"

95 Lord, I won't play with you anymore

The tea leaves were the rough tea from the farmhouse left by the original owner, and it was the best drink to quench their thirst for Zhou Chanzi and Mengyao, who were so thirsty from cursing.

"Sure enough, compared to those expensive teas, this kind of tea is more suitable for me."

Mengyao gulped down a few cups in a row, she didn't look like a lady at all, she sat carelessly on the stone chair and raised her legs, revealing her patched skirt pants, shaking her feet, Zhou Chanzi is also Returning to his usual little old man, he sighed and held his teacup tightly while watching his junior sister shaking her head.

"Years and knives make people grow old...My beautiful and gentle junior sister, how did she become like this after one reincarnation...Hey..."

"If it wasn't for you, a wolf-hearted bastard, who killed my mother-in-law, why would my mother be like this!"

Seeing that the two are about to start a war again, the bones say stop arguing!The old guy who was arguing like two little kids just now shut his mouth and sat down aggrieved.

"He also said that he is not a senior brother... That look in his eyes just now, his behavior is not like a senior brother..."

The only one who knows the origin of the skeleton's appearance is Gui Xian. He vaguely feels that the skeleton is compared with Luo Qianyuan, which will arouse the disgust of the skeleton, but he doesn't know that this is the idea of ​​the skeleton. Yuan this face, to seek some benefits for himself.

"Hello, both of you, I'll take care of you."

He clasped his hands together and saluted Mengyao and Zhou Chanzi. Wen Renxu saw that several people still cared about the name when they heard the bones use it. He guessed that the bones were too lazy to choose a name, and he was afraid that he would forget it, so he simply made a homonym. Names, the three of them were still thinking about whether they should also get a pseudonym, so they saw the bones pointing at them and introduced them one by one.

"This is my wife, Wen Ren."

"This is my friend Witz, and his family Guixian."

Wen Renxuwang was shocked when he heard such an introduction!

The point is not how the local Weitz suddenly became a friend of the skeleton, nor when Gui Xian became the Weitz family. What shocked them the most was when Wen Renxuwang changed from a son to a wife identity of.

Before they were shocked, Mengyao and Zhou Chanzi shouted, pointing at the bones.

"Isn't it a way to cheat people? When you rented this house, didn't you say that your name was Mo Zixu, and the guy next to you who you said was your wife was your son Mo Xiaomeng! Why did your son turn into a woman in just a few days?" , became a wife again!"

"When you came to rent a house, I, a fortune teller, saw you from a long distance. I arranged surveillance runes in this house in advance! Although the runes have no effect now..."

After the yelling, the two old guys realized that they had slipped their mouths, and saw the bones laughing sinisterly. They quickly lowered their heads and played with the corners of their clothes. Mengyao looked at her old skirt as if she saw a flower. Flowers, Zhou Chanzi whistled silently, and after a while he himself was tempted to boo by his whistle.

The four of them exchanged glances, and they finally understood why the Long Xiao faction lost after Luo Qianyuan passed away.

Promising disciples of the Long Xiao Sect all followed Luo Qianyuan to attack Cangya in the backcountry, and they never returned. Only this kind of bastard with a brain problem was left in the sect to manage, and there would be newcomers wanting to join them.