Filling airborne [entertainment]
Chapter 52
Zhou Yubai got a little tanned this morning, so there was an obvious color difference.
He grabbed Lin Xiangbei's hand and didn't let go immediately.It seems that if the handshake time is short, the aura belonging to the other party will soon dissipate, and they stay for a long time before withdrawing their hands.
The raccoon cat tilted its head and showed a puzzled look, as if it didn't quite understand what this human being was doing.
Lin Xiangbei held the teacup in one hand, and was moved by Zhou Yubai's sudden move.
He lowered his eyes and paused for a few seconds on the clasped hands of the two. Although Zhou Yubai's brain circuit was not very clear for the time being, he did not break free.
[Fuck Zhou Bai, pay attention to the camera, what! are! you! doing! ! ]
[#About me watching the cp in the team holding hands in the right way in the farming program#]
[Bulfrog bullfrog! ! ! ]
[Hegemony Behavior (convinced)]
[Zhou Bai obviously has a purpose, although I haven't understood the captain's brain circuit for the time being, but!I'm the only one who cares that Lin Xiangbei obviously didn't understand, but he didn't get rid of it qaq]
[Yes sisters ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah]
[I seem to understand maybe——Does Zhou Bai think that if he smells like Lin Lin in his hand, Wang Wang will accept him? ]
[I rely on the sisters above, I think you are the truth]
In the camera, after Zhou Yubai withdrew his hand, he stretched out his hand in the direction of the raccoon cat.However, he didn't approach too anxiously like last time, but stayed in a low position, patiently waiting for the raccoon cat to approach him.
Cihuamao looked a little confused.It didn't approach right away, but it didn't warn with the Maomao fist like last time. It just sniffed Lin Xiangbei and Zhou Yubai's fingertips, falling into thought.
On the other side, Lin Xiangbei saw Zhou Yubai's actions, and after a little thought, he understood. A daze flashed in his eyes, and he quietly observed the cihuamao's next actions.
The audience who saw this scene were all enlightened.
[Sure enough, advanced hunters always have deep routines]
[Zhou Bai, I misunderstood you, it turned out that the lsp was actually me (confessing)
[You don’t understand this, Zhou Bai is the real master (with a deep face), in a very natural and unguarded way, he not only held Ah Bei’s hand, but also made all the audience, including Ah Bei I suddenly realized: Oh, it turns out that he was just for the desire to win (the perfect routine was born!)]
[What, the senior hunter is so terrifying! ]
[Zhou Bai: It looks like an unintentional move.Barrage Holmes splits the micro-expression analyst: He is probably carefully planned, pretending to be a top-notch expert-look, this careless move, look, the foreshadowing left by the thread, all for the sake of letting nature take its course Cat Interaction approached Ah Bei.Me: so sweet!so cute!So natural!good!All in all it is good! ]
[Hahahahahahaha is behind me (not a simple mind (serious statement]
[Only I have been paying attention to Cihuamao, wondering if Wang Wang will take the bait 23333]
Cihuamao looks like a very smart cat, with the elegance of a predator in its agile movements. Indeed, many viewers are wondering whether it will be confused by its smell.
Zhou Yubai has always been very patient in winning and losing.
Cihuamao did not approach him for a long time, looking at Lin Xiangbei for a while, and Zhou Yubai for a while.
[Speaking of which, when I go to my friend’s house, my friend’s cat is very friendly to me, because I have her breath on me, and she is willing to sleep on my lap qwq]
[Anyone know the fawn example?A wild sika deer accidentally ran onto the road. It was ignorant and very close to people. After being touched on the head, its parents did not know it when it returned to the forest... because it has a human breath on it, it will be killed by the ethnic group. Rejection, it will always have a human smell, so I can only live alone QAQ]
[I have also heard it, so it is said that animals judge who is who by smell, and the sense of smell is different from that of humans]
[So from the perspective of Lihuamao, Zhou Bai is very similar to Lin Bei? ]
[A cat is not the same as a deer, is it? ]
[srds I want to say that although Zhou Bai has Lin Bei's breath, he still has the smell of Alaska on him 23333333]
[Yeah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha human beings have suffered a crushing defeat]
[Wow woof: The taste of human beings that my friend Miaomiao likes + the taste of a large dog that I want to give a set of cats and cats on the spot =*&¥%...#*...&(The thinking system is in chaos)]
This stalemate lasted for a long time, and finally Lin Xiangbei folded up the cold towel and looked at Zhou Yubai, as if he wanted to ask him where he put the used kettle, and was hesitating whether he could disturb him. This "endurance battle of the century".
Before Lin Xiangbei stood up and planned to find it by himself, Zhou Yu Bai Yuguang caught his movement, tilted his head and said simply: "Give it to me."
Zhou Yubai kept his hands in one motion, and his arms were a little stiff. When he stood up, he pressed his shoulder with the other hand and turned around. He fixed his eyes on the raccoon cat, and entered the room with the towel.
[Holy shit, big news: Zhou Bai called a truce for Lin Bei! ]
[No, no, no, Zhou Bai's eyes clearly said, "Your name is Wang Wang, right? Wait for me to come back, bud" (bushi)
[Zhou Bai: It is impossible to give up, just wait for me to come back and then continue to fight like this]
[But this is still a major breakthrough since the observation and research of the species "Zhoubai" in human history, bringing a milestone shock——"Zhoubai" Observation Log: 2022, May, clear.During the confrontation between Zhou Bai and the raccoon cat (named "Wang Wang"), Lin Xiangbei's intervention (known as the "hot towel incident" in history) interrupted the first century war between Zhou Bai and the cat]
[serious nonsense hhhhhh]
[God damn Zhou Bai observes the log hahahahaha crazy]
[My observation log: xx month xx.One sentence summary: Mom is so pet. (over)]
[The barrage is poisonous hahahahahaha]
[The defeat has added another milestone hot towel literature, and the knockout scholars are moved to tears here. ]
A few minutes later, Zhou Yubai came back with a hot towel.
The steaming towel looked very hot. When Zhou Yubai handed it to Lin Xiangbei, he said one more word this time: "Hot."
[For a while, I didn't know whether Zhou Bai was telling Lin Bei that he was burned, or telling Lin Bei to be careful of being burned (in deep thought)]
[Zhou Bai, there is really more than one word in the dictionary (sincere face)]
[You all overlooked one point, this towel looks so hot now, how did you wring it out?It must be super hot... Really ruthless iron hand! ]
[Holy shit, it looks hot, how did you twist it? ]
[No wonder Zhou Bai said "give it to me"...God, I am a self-proclaimed knack expert, I am really ashamed of my name QAQ woo woo woo woo Zhou Bai really touched me]
[The hot air is still floating, unless you have tools, otherwise it will definitely test your endurance]
[I only saw the surface, thought Zhou Bai was just trying to help, but didn't see the real inner layer, so Zhou Bai thought that wringing out a hot towel would make it very hot... Woohoo, my cp is also making me cry today TAT]
After Zhou Yubai handed the towel to Lin Xiangbei, he sat back down again and put his hand near the raccoon cat again.
Unexpectedly, this time, the raccoon cat came over very quickly, and after sniffing, finally rubbed against Zhou Yu's white hand.
Lin Xiangbei's eyes fell on Zhou Yu's white and red hands, he pursed his lips and said nothing.
[Crack it! ! ! ! !Cat rubbed! ! ! !Humans stand up! ! ! ! (bushi]
[Humanity has never been defeated! ! ]
[I didn't catch up this time in the later stage, we should have given Zhou Bai a classic victory song "wearethechampion"——]
[sing along hhhh]
[I understand sisters, cats like places with high temperature! ! ]
[Ah ah ah ah yes, I also understand, the cat often drills into my electric blanket, it likes to nest in my arms because my body temperature is higher than it (solved the case)]
[Zhou Bai, while reaping love (not) and at the same time defeating Lihuamao (a role model for me) with fiery temperature]
[What does this prove, anything is possible for lp (dog head)]
Zhou Yubai, who successfully touched the raccoon cat, withdrew his hand. Although he still had no expression, he could read a trace of joy.He looked at Lin Xiangbei, and greeted him with a serious gesture of thumbs up.
Lin Xiangbei: "Drink tea."
Zhou Yubai: "Yes."
[Teammates are really marginalized here 23333]
[Bian Nanyi: I am here, I have always been here, but no one can see me (lonely)]
"……forget."
Zhang Yuwen's voice sounded.
Everyone immediately turned their heads to look in Zhang Yuwen's direction, and saw Uncle Zhang who was drinking tea in the gazebo rubbing his temples, shaking his head in speechless annoyance, and said expressionlessly: "I forgot to buy hot pot ingredients. "
Originally, he thought that after finishing most of the work in the morning, it would be much easier to prepare dinner. After all, the hot pot basically only needs to wash and wash the vegetables, and it will be over soon if there are more people sharing it.He has put the pork belly in the refrigerator, and it needs to be frozen before it can be cut into thin slices.
Unexpectedly, it was already afternoon, and it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot the hot pot base.
He didn't blame Ji Xuxi who went with him, both of them were busy and forgot for a while, this situation was not intentional, there is no need to blame others for not thinking about it.
So Zhang Yuwen just said: "Who wants to go down the mountain to buy it? You can ride the tricycle of the neighbor's house, and the program team is responsible for the 'rent' to the neighbor."
Zhang Yuwen has always been responsible for cooking, and he has a lot of things to do. Hearing that no one blamed him for this matter, Lin Xiangbei stood up and said, "I'll go."
Zhou Yubai got up almost at the same time: "Me too."
Lin Xiangbei: "Can you ride a tricycle?"
Zhou Yubai: "I don't know. It shouldn't be difficult."
[Zhou Bai really wants to die laughing at me hahahahahaha]
[Zhou Bai: My name is Confidence, thank you]
[Whatever Xiaobei does is up to you, Zhou Bai (eyes that see through everything)]
In the morning, the work was almost finished, and in the afternoon, he was basically enjoying the shade in the yard. Wang Enran also said that he would make some "afternoon tea", but Bian Nanyi naturally didn't want to move, and no one robbed them.
So the cameraman followed the two of them out of the yard.
The two borrowed a car from a neighbor, and looked at the tricycle in front of them, lost in thought.
He said it was a neighbor, but it was actually another independent yard separated by a certain distance. The grandfather looked at the two of them, and asked a little more worriedly: "Can you ride, baby?"
Lin Xiangbei was still observing and studying. After all, riding down from the neighbor's yard to the main road, this short section has a very steep slope and looks quite dangerous.
Zhou Yubai on the side said bluntly: "Yes."
Lin Xiangbei: "..."
Although he didn't speak, his eyes revealed a clear message: Didn't you say you haven't ridden before?
[Zhou Bai: The word "won't" cannot appear in my life]
[I think Lin Xiangbei is a bit helpless hahahaha]
[How did I have a premonition that the car would overturn (really not a sunspot)]
So under Lin Xiangbei's hesitant and persuasive gaze, the old man went back to take a nap at ease.
Zhou Yubai began to carefully wipe the seat.Fans all know that Zhou Yubai has no thoughts of dislike at all. He is simply obsessed with cleanliness. The seat has been weathered for a long time, and only the small piece that he often sits on is clean. Zhou Yubai has suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder.
[It’s over, why do I feel that this paragraph will be pulled out by Heizi again to hack QAQ]
[Clarify 555 for those who are not fans. Our Zhou Yubai is really nice and alone. He just has a cleanliness habit. He can't help but want to clean up when conditions and time permit. It is definitely not that he dislikes the old people in the country! ! ! ! ]
[Every time I feel terrified for Zhou Bai, combined with previous cases, I already have a premonition that this place will be hacked by Heizi out of context..._(:з」∠)_]
The tricycle seat can only accommodate one person. Zhou Yubai obviously wanted to try riding a bicycle first, so Lin Xiangbei stepped into the back compartment.
Of course, the compartment behind the tricycle is open, with a baffle around it, and there is no place to cover it.
Lin Xiangbei was thinking whether to sit directly in the carriage or sit on the fenders on both sides.Combined with the steepness of the slope, Lin Xiangbei finally sat in the car.
He didn't have a cleanliness fetish, so he sat down directly.
The back seat was a bit crowded for him, so he hugged his knees and looked at Zhou Yubai, signaling him with his eyes: I'm ready.
Before they came out, Zhang Yuwen gave them 20 yuan of funds.In fact, it won't be worth twenty, but just in case the trip is in vain, I gave a few extra dollars.
The funds are limited, and they are all exchanged for labor. The program team will not give money for no reason.Today I have already spent a lot on buying pork belly and other ingredients, and the more I spend, the more tiring I will be earning again, so Zhang Yuwen said seriously: I must try to bargain a little bit, even if it is only one or two dollars.
After doing farm work a few more times, you will know how difficult it is to make a living in the hands of the program group.
At this moment, Zhou Yubai stepped into the "driver's seat" of the tricycle and briefly studied it.
He said in a steady tone: "Let's go."
Lin Xiangbei stretched out his hand subconsciously, and silently held the railing next to him.
[Lin Xiangbei: There is a little fear in the calmness.jpg]
[I really admire Zhou Bai's spirit of "not being afraid at all"]
[I'm not very clear, do you need a driver's license or something to drive this...? ]
[I don’t know if 233333 is not electric, it should be okay]
Zhou Yubai quickly twisted the handle, and the car accelerated down the ramp like an arrow off the string.
Lin Xiangbei: "...slow down."
Zhou Yubai turned his head: "Huh?"
Lin Xiangbei: "Look at the road."
[Hahahahahaha strange driving scene appears]
[Why riding a tricycle also has a domineering temperament (messy in the wind.jpg)]
["Let's go, on the country road~"]
[It's soiled and topped hahahahaha]
[I have a hunch that this will really be teased into a sand sculpture video (confirmed)]
Zhou Yubai did get started very quickly. Riding a tricycle is not difficult, but his speed was not well controlled when going downhill. It was too fast, and the cameraman almost failed to keep up with the camera.
All the way down the mountain is downhill. Zhou Yubai drives fast in any car. Lin Xiangbei likes the speed of the motorcycle very much. The tricycle is actually... not bad.
The scenery is pure natural and pollution-free, with green trees and green hills, no smell of car exhaust in the wind, fresh and natural.
Sitting in the carriage, Lin Xiangbei was a little shorter than Zhou Yubai.
Although the mountain road is not very stable and will be a little bumpy, but holding on to the railings will not fall out.
Zhou Yubai rode a bicycle around Panshan Road, Lin Xiangbei sat in the carriage, and the kid biting a lollipop tilted his head curiously as they passed by.
This road is rickety, but there is a simple and pure beauty inexplicably.
The canteen is very conspicuous, it's right next to the only main road up the mountain, and you can see it at a glance.
When the car stopped, Lin Xiangbei felt that the hand that had been holding on to the railing was a little numb because of the bumpy road.Zhou Yubai parked the car quite steadily, he jumped out of the car, and the two entered the shop together.
As soon as I stepped through the door, I saw the small TV above the cash register, which was playing "Good Luck" in full swing.
The proprietress clapped her hands and hummed, she opened her eyes and saw two people when she heard the sound, she couldn't look back for a while.
She muttered to herself: "Oh, very handsome."
[Hahahahahahahahahahaha sister has eyes! ]
["Good luck comes, that good luck comes~"—it is indeed good luck, when I looked up, I saw the two fronts of NebulaX appearing in front of me, absolutely hahahaha]
[Hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! ——Hiss, this bgm engraved in the gene_(:з」∠)_]
[Wish N2 to pass by]
[Wish gre high score Feifeifei——]
[Make a wish to enter the ideal university in the college entrance examination (pious, please please)]
[Large wishing scene 23333]
Lin Xiangbei nodded politely to the proprietress, and said hello: "Excuse me, where is the hot pot base?"
It's faster to ask directly.
The proprietress pointed: "Go inside, the second row of shelves is the last floor."
Lin Xiangbei: "Thank you."
Zhou Yubai followed behind him, and the two quickly found the area where the hot pot bottom ingredients were located.
According to Zhang Yuwen's instructions, since Zhou Yubai can't eat spicy food, just take care of him and buy tomato soup base.
It looks red, although it is not spicy, it can also stimulate the appetite of spicy lovers.
It can be heard that Zhang Yuwen is actually very resentful about not being able to eat spicy pot.
I don't know if his voice has been heard, but there is no non-spicy taste on this row of shelves.
The fiery red packaging bags are piled up to the brim. With so many uncooked ingredients, there is no ordinary white soup base, only the spiciness and brand are different.
Zhou Yubai carefully read it from beginning to end several times, then turned his head stiffly to look at the proprietress: "Excuse me, is there any non-spicy hot pot base?"
The proprietress probed her head, waved her hand and replied simply: "No."
Zhou Yubai: "..."
Lin Xiangbei looked at Zhou Yubai, and remembered that he was sweating profusely from eating chao shou in the snack street last time, and couldn't bear it.
[Zhou Yubai: Do you think I look like I can laugh (all thoughts are lost)]
[It’s miserable hahahahaha but I’m so happy]
[It's okay, Zhou Bai!strong!You still have barbecue!The big deal is watching others eat (bushi]
Lin Xiangbei raised his hand, patted Zhou Yubai's shoulder gently, and pointed to the end of the shelf: "Buy this. It's slightly spicy."
Among the "perverted spicy", "slightly spicy" is the faint dawn that can illuminate Zhou Yubai.
In the end, both of them are not very good at bargaining with the proprietress.
Then there was a brief and eerie silence.
The proprietress folded her hands and looked at the two handsome guys. She didn't know why they kept staring at her without saying a word: "Boys, you keep looking at me like you're going to fuck me?"
Although he is very eye-catching and looks better than all the handsome boys in the village, but he has not spoken all the time. Is there some problem with the language organization?
Zhou Yubai: "..."
Lin Xiangbei: "..."
[The proprietress: The eyes are wary.Although you two are handsome, if you keep staring at me so weirdly and hesitate to speak again, I will call the police (bushi]
[Hahahaha I can see that it’s really embarrassing]
It was rare for Zhou Yubai to look at the somewhat difficult opening, and squeezed the twenty bill in his hand: "Can it be cheaper?"
For some reason, the proprietress felt a little lost for no reason."That's it" was written all over her face, and she said speechlessly, "Oh, I just want to bargain."
Zhou Yubai was silent: "Yes. Is it possible?"
The proprietress smiled calmly: "Hey, that won't work."
Zhou Yubai: "..."
[I thought I would agree, but I didn't expect hahahaha to be very principled!My role model! ]
[If Zhou Yubai stood in front of me and asked if I could, I would blurt out an unprincipled "yes" hhhhhh]
Zhou Yubai turned his head to look at Lin Xiangbei, showing a little help-seeking eyes.
So Lin Xiangbei thought for a while, and said seriously: "Do you see if there is any place that needs our help? Can you rely on our help for a few discounts, even two yuan less."
Upon hearing this, the proprietress became interested: "Help? Is it enough to pay two yuan less?"
At this moment, Lin Xiangbei hadn't realized what the proprietress meant.
He nodded, "Yeah."
So the proprietress thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Okay!"
[Don't agree, I always feel that there is an abyss ahead (not)
[As soon as I heard this rhetorical question, I knew a good show was coming qwq]
He grabbed Lin Xiangbei's hand and didn't let go immediately.It seems that if the handshake time is short, the aura belonging to the other party will soon dissipate, and they stay for a long time before withdrawing their hands.
The raccoon cat tilted its head and showed a puzzled look, as if it didn't quite understand what this human being was doing.
Lin Xiangbei held the teacup in one hand, and was moved by Zhou Yubai's sudden move.
He lowered his eyes and paused for a few seconds on the clasped hands of the two. Although Zhou Yubai's brain circuit was not very clear for the time being, he did not break free.
[Fuck Zhou Bai, pay attention to the camera, what! are! you! doing! ! ]
[#About me watching the cp in the team holding hands in the right way in the farming program#]
[Bulfrog bullfrog! ! ! ]
[Hegemony Behavior (convinced)]
[Zhou Bai obviously has a purpose, although I haven't understood the captain's brain circuit for the time being, but!I'm the only one who cares that Lin Xiangbei obviously didn't understand, but he didn't get rid of it qaq]
[Yes sisters ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah]
[I seem to understand maybe——Does Zhou Bai think that if he smells like Lin Lin in his hand, Wang Wang will accept him? ]
[I rely on the sisters above, I think you are the truth]
In the camera, after Zhou Yubai withdrew his hand, he stretched out his hand in the direction of the raccoon cat.However, he didn't approach too anxiously like last time, but stayed in a low position, patiently waiting for the raccoon cat to approach him.
Cihuamao looked a little confused.It didn't approach right away, but it didn't warn with the Maomao fist like last time. It just sniffed Lin Xiangbei and Zhou Yubai's fingertips, falling into thought.
On the other side, Lin Xiangbei saw Zhou Yubai's actions, and after a little thought, he understood. A daze flashed in his eyes, and he quietly observed the cihuamao's next actions.
The audience who saw this scene were all enlightened.
[Sure enough, advanced hunters always have deep routines]
[Zhou Bai, I misunderstood you, it turned out that the lsp was actually me (confessing)
[You don’t understand this, Zhou Bai is the real master (with a deep face), in a very natural and unguarded way, he not only held Ah Bei’s hand, but also made all the audience, including Ah Bei I suddenly realized: Oh, it turns out that he was just for the desire to win (the perfect routine was born!)]
[What, the senior hunter is so terrifying! ]
[Zhou Bai: It looks like an unintentional move.Barrage Holmes splits the micro-expression analyst: He is probably carefully planned, pretending to be a top-notch expert-look, this careless move, look, the foreshadowing left by the thread, all for the sake of letting nature take its course Cat Interaction approached Ah Bei.Me: so sweet!so cute!So natural!good!All in all it is good! ]
[Hahahahahahaha is behind me (not a simple mind (serious statement]
[Only I have been paying attention to Cihuamao, wondering if Wang Wang will take the bait 23333]
Cihuamao looks like a very smart cat, with the elegance of a predator in its agile movements. Indeed, many viewers are wondering whether it will be confused by its smell.
Zhou Yubai has always been very patient in winning and losing.
Cihuamao did not approach him for a long time, looking at Lin Xiangbei for a while, and Zhou Yubai for a while.
[Speaking of which, when I go to my friend’s house, my friend’s cat is very friendly to me, because I have her breath on me, and she is willing to sleep on my lap qwq]
[Anyone know the fawn example?A wild sika deer accidentally ran onto the road. It was ignorant and very close to people. After being touched on the head, its parents did not know it when it returned to the forest... because it has a human breath on it, it will be killed by the ethnic group. Rejection, it will always have a human smell, so I can only live alone QAQ]
[I have also heard it, so it is said that animals judge who is who by smell, and the sense of smell is different from that of humans]
[So from the perspective of Lihuamao, Zhou Bai is very similar to Lin Bei? ]
[A cat is not the same as a deer, is it? ]
[srds I want to say that although Zhou Bai has Lin Bei's breath, he still has the smell of Alaska on him 23333333]
[Yeah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha human beings have suffered a crushing defeat]
[Wow woof: The taste of human beings that my friend Miaomiao likes + the taste of a large dog that I want to give a set of cats and cats on the spot =*&¥%...#*...&(The thinking system is in chaos)]
This stalemate lasted for a long time, and finally Lin Xiangbei folded up the cold towel and looked at Zhou Yubai, as if he wanted to ask him where he put the used kettle, and was hesitating whether he could disturb him. This "endurance battle of the century".
Before Lin Xiangbei stood up and planned to find it by himself, Zhou Yu Bai Yuguang caught his movement, tilted his head and said simply: "Give it to me."
Zhou Yubai kept his hands in one motion, and his arms were a little stiff. When he stood up, he pressed his shoulder with the other hand and turned around. He fixed his eyes on the raccoon cat, and entered the room with the towel.
[Holy shit, big news: Zhou Bai called a truce for Lin Bei! ]
[No, no, no, Zhou Bai's eyes clearly said, "Your name is Wang Wang, right? Wait for me to come back, bud" (bushi)
[Zhou Bai: It is impossible to give up, just wait for me to come back and then continue to fight like this]
[But this is still a major breakthrough since the observation and research of the species "Zhoubai" in human history, bringing a milestone shock——"Zhoubai" Observation Log: 2022, May, clear.During the confrontation between Zhou Bai and the raccoon cat (named "Wang Wang"), Lin Xiangbei's intervention (known as the "hot towel incident" in history) interrupted the first century war between Zhou Bai and the cat]
[serious nonsense hhhhhh]
[God damn Zhou Bai observes the log hahahahaha crazy]
[My observation log: xx month xx.One sentence summary: Mom is so pet. (over)]
[The barrage is poisonous hahahahahaha]
[The defeat has added another milestone hot towel literature, and the knockout scholars are moved to tears here. ]
A few minutes later, Zhou Yubai came back with a hot towel.
The steaming towel looked very hot. When Zhou Yubai handed it to Lin Xiangbei, he said one more word this time: "Hot."
[For a while, I didn't know whether Zhou Bai was telling Lin Bei that he was burned, or telling Lin Bei to be careful of being burned (in deep thought)]
[Zhou Bai, there is really more than one word in the dictionary (sincere face)]
[You all overlooked one point, this towel looks so hot now, how did you wring it out?It must be super hot... Really ruthless iron hand! ]
[Holy shit, it looks hot, how did you twist it? ]
[No wonder Zhou Bai said "give it to me"...God, I am a self-proclaimed knack expert, I am really ashamed of my name QAQ woo woo woo woo Zhou Bai really touched me]
[The hot air is still floating, unless you have tools, otherwise it will definitely test your endurance]
[I only saw the surface, thought Zhou Bai was just trying to help, but didn't see the real inner layer, so Zhou Bai thought that wringing out a hot towel would make it very hot... Woohoo, my cp is also making me cry today TAT]
After Zhou Yubai handed the towel to Lin Xiangbei, he sat back down again and put his hand near the raccoon cat again.
Unexpectedly, this time, the raccoon cat came over very quickly, and after sniffing, finally rubbed against Zhou Yu's white hand.
Lin Xiangbei's eyes fell on Zhou Yu's white and red hands, he pursed his lips and said nothing.
[Crack it! ! ! ! !Cat rubbed! ! ! !Humans stand up! ! ! ! (bushi]
[Humanity has never been defeated! ! ]
[I didn't catch up this time in the later stage, we should have given Zhou Bai a classic victory song "wearethechampion"——]
[sing along hhhh]
[I understand sisters, cats like places with high temperature! ! ]
[Ah ah ah ah yes, I also understand, the cat often drills into my electric blanket, it likes to nest in my arms because my body temperature is higher than it (solved the case)]
[Zhou Bai, while reaping love (not) and at the same time defeating Lihuamao (a role model for me) with fiery temperature]
[What does this prove, anything is possible for lp (dog head)]
Zhou Yubai, who successfully touched the raccoon cat, withdrew his hand. Although he still had no expression, he could read a trace of joy.He looked at Lin Xiangbei, and greeted him with a serious gesture of thumbs up.
Lin Xiangbei: "Drink tea."
Zhou Yubai: "Yes."
[Teammates are really marginalized here 23333]
[Bian Nanyi: I am here, I have always been here, but no one can see me (lonely)]
"……forget."
Zhang Yuwen's voice sounded.
Everyone immediately turned their heads to look in Zhang Yuwen's direction, and saw Uncle Zhang who was drinking tea in the gazebo rubbing his temples, shaking his head in speechless annoyance, and said expressionlessly: "I forgot to buy hot pot ingredients. "
Originally, he thought that after finishing most of the work in the morning, it would be much easier to prepare dinner. After all, the hot pot basically only needs to wash and wash the vegetables, and it will be over soon if there are more people sharing it.He has put the pork belly in the refrigerator, and it needs to be frozen before it can be cut into thin slices.
Unexpectedly, it was already afternoon, and it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot the hot pot base.
He didn't blame Ji Xuxi who went with him, both of them were busy and forgot for a while, this situation was not intentional, there is no need to blame others for not thinking about it.
So Zhang Yuwen just said: "Who wants to go down the mountain to buy it? You can ride the tricycle of the neighbor's house, and the program team is responsible for the 'rent' to the neighbor."
Zhang Yuwen has always been responsible for cooking, and he has a lot of things to do. Hearing that no one blamed him for this matter, Lin Xiangbei stood up and said, "I'll go."
Zhou Yubai got up almost at the same time: "Me too."
Lin Xiangbei: "Can you ride a tricycle?"
Zhou Yubai: "I don't know. It shouldn't be difficult."
[Zhou Bai really wants to die laughing at me hahahahahaha]
[Zhou Bai: My name is Confidence, thank you]
[Whatever Xiaobei does is up to you, Zhou Bai (eyes that see through everything)]
In the morning, the work was almost finished, and in the afternoon, he was basically enjoying the shade in the yard. Wang Enran also said that he would make some "afternoon tea", but Bian Nanyi naturally didn't want to move, and no one robbed them.
So the cameraman followed the two of them out of the yard.
The two borrowed a car from a neighbor, and looked at the tricycle in front of them, lost in thought.
He said it was a neighbor, but it was actually another independent yard separated by a certain distance. The grandfather looked at the two of them, and asked a little more worriedly: "Can you ride, baby?"
Lin Xiangbei was still observing and studying. After all, riding down from the neighbor's yard to the main road, this short section has a very steep slope and looks quite dangerous.
Zhou Yubai on the side said bluntly: "Yes."
Lin Xiangbei: "..."
Although he didn't speak, his eyes revealed a clear message: Didn't you say you haven't ridden before?
[Zhou Bai: The word "won't" cannot appear in my life]
[I think Lin Xiangbei is a bit helpless hahahaha]
[How did I have a premonition that the car would overturn (really not a sunspot)]
So under Lin Xiangbei's hesitant and persuasive gaze, the old man went back to take a nap at ease.
Zhou Yubai began to carefully wipe the seat.Fans all know that Zhou Yubai has no thoughts of dislike at all. He is simply obsessed with cleanliness. The seat has been weathered for a long time, and only the small piece that he often sits on is clean. Zhou Yubai has suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder.
[It’s over, why do I feel that this paragraph will be pulled out by Heizi again to hack QAQ]
[Clarify 555 for those who are not fans. Our Zhou Yubai is really nice and alone. He just has a cleanliness habit. He can't help but want to clean up when conditions and time permit. It is definitely not that he dislikes the old people in the country! ! ! ! ]
[Every time I feel terrified for Zhou Bai, combined with previous cases, I already have a premonition that this place will be hacked by Heizi out of context..._(:з」∠)_]
The tricycle seat can only accommodate one person. Zhou Yubai obviously wanted to try riding a bicycle first, so Lin Xiangbei stepped into the back compartment.
Of course, the compartment behind the tricycle is open, with a baffle around it, and there is no place to cover it.
Lin Xiangbei was thinking whether to sit directly in the carriage or sit on the fenders on both sides.Combined with the steepness of the slope, Lin Xiangbei finally sat in the car.
He didn't have a cleanliness fetish, so he sat down directly.
The back seat was a bit crowded for him, so he hugged his knees and looked at Zhou Yubai, signaling him with his eyes: I'm ready.
Before they came out, Zhang Yuwen gave them 20 yuan of funds.In fact, it won't be worth twenty, but just in case the trip is in vain, I gave a few extra dollars.
The funds are limited, and they are all exchanged for labor. The program team will not give money for no reason.Today I have already spent a lot on buying pork belly and other ingredients, and the more I spend, the more tiring I will be earning again, so Zhang Yuwen said seriously: I must try to bargain a little bit, even if it is only one or two dollars.
After doing farm work a few more times, you will know how difficult it is to make a living in the hands of the program group.
At this moment, Zhou Yubai stepped into the "driver's seat" of the tricycle and briefly studied it.
He said in a steady tone: "Let's go."
Lin Xiangbei stretched out his hand subconsciously, and silently held the railing next to him.
[Lin Xiangbei: There is a little fear in the calmness.jpg]
[I really admire Zhou Bai's spirit of "not being afraid at all"]
[I'm not very clear, do you need a driver's license or something to drive this...? ]
[I don’t know if 233333 is not electric, it should be okay]
Zhou Yubai quickly twisted the handle, and the car accelerated down the ramp like an arrow off the string.
Lin Xiangbei: "...slow down."
Zhou Yubai turned his head: "Huh?"
Lin Xiangbei: "Look at the road."
[Hahahahahaha strange driving scene appears]
[Why riding a tricycle also has a domineering temperament (messy in the wind.jpg)]
["Let's go, on the country road~"]
[It's soiled and topped hahahahaha]
[I have a hunch that this will really be teased into a sand sculpture video (confirmed)]
Zhou Yubai did get started very quickly. Riding a tricycle is not difficult, but his speed was not well controlled when going downhill. It was too fast, and the cameraman almost failed to keep up with the camera.
All the way down the mountain is downhill. Zhou Yubai drives fast in any car. Lin Xiangbei likes the speed of the motorcycle very much. The tricycle is actually... not bad.
The scenery is pure natural and pollution-free, with green trees and green hills, no smell of car exhaust in the wind, fresh and natural.
Sitting in the carriage, Lin Xiangbei was a little shorter than Zhou Yubai.
Although the mountain road is not very stable and will be a little bumpy, but holding on to the railings will not fall out.
Zhou Yubai rode a bicycle around Panshan Road, Lin Xiangbei sat in the carriage, and the kid biting a lollipop tilted his head curiously as they passed by.
This road is rickety, but there is a simple and pure beauty inexplicably.
The canteen is very conspicuous, it's right next to the only main road up the mountain, and you can see it at a glance.
When the car stopped, Lin Xiangbei felt that the hand that had been holding on to the railing was a little numb because of the bumpy road.Zhou Yubai parked the car quite steadily, he jumped out of the car, and the two entered the shop together.
As soon as I stepped through the door, I saw the small TV above the cash register, which was playing "Good Luck" in full swing.
The proprietress clapped her hands and hummed, she opened her eyes and saw two people when she heard the sound, she couldn't look back for a while.
She muttered to herself: "Oh, very handsome."
[Hahahahahahahahahahaha sister has eyes! ]
["Good luck comes, that good luck comes~"—it is indeed good luck, when I looked up, I saw the two fronts of NebulaX appearing in front of me, absolutely hahahaha]
[Hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! ——Hiss, this bgm engraved in the gene_(:з」∠)_]
[Wish N2 to pass by]
[Wish gre high score Feifeifei——]
[Make a wish to enter the ideal university in the college entrance examination (pious, please please)]
[Large wishing scene 23333]
Lin Xiangbei nodded politely to the proprietress, and said hello: "Excuse me, where is the hot pot base?"
It's faster to ask directly.
The proprietress pointed: "Go inside, the second row of shelves is the last floor."
Lin Xiangbei: "Thank you."
Zhou Yubai followed behind him, and the two quickly found the area where the hot pot bottom ingredients were located.
According to Zhang Yuwen's instructions, since Zhou Yubai can't eat spicy food, just take care of him and buy tomato soup base.
It looks red, although it is not spicy, it can also stimulate the appetite of spicy lovers.
It can be heard that Zhang Yuwen is actually very resentful about not being able to eat spicy pot.
I don't know if his voice has been heard, but there is no non-spicy taste on this row of shelves.
The fiery red packaging bags are piled up to the brim. With so many uncooked ingredients, there is no ordinary white soup base, only the spiciness and brand are different.
Zhou Yubai carefully read it from beginning to end several times, then turned his head stiffly to look at the proprietress: "Excuse me, is there any non-spicy hot pot base?"
The proprietress probed her head, waved her hand and replied simply: "No."
Zhou Yubai: "..."
Lin Xiangbei looked at Zhou Yubai, and remembered that he was sweating profusely from eating chao shou in the snack street last time, and couldn't bear it.
[Zhou Yubai: Do you think I look like I can laugh (all thoughts are lost)]
[It’s miserable hahahahaha but I’m so happy]
[It's okay, Zhou Bai!strong!You still have barbecue!The big deal is watching others eat (bushi]
Lin Xiangbei raised his hand, patted Zhou Yubai's shoulder gently, and pointed to the end of the shelf: "Buy this. It's slightly spicy."
Among the "perverted spicy", "slightly spicy" is the faint dawn that can illuminate Zhou Yubai.
In the end, both of them are not very good at bargaining with the proprietress.
Then there was a brief and eerie silence.
The proprietress folded her hands and looked at the two handsome guys. She didn't know why they kept staring at her without saying a word: "Boys, you keep looking at me like you're going to fuck me?"
Although he is very eye-catching and looks better than all the handsome boys in the village, but he has not spoken all the time. Is there some problem with the language organization?
Zhou Yubai: "..."
Lin Xiangbei: "..."
[The proprietress: The eyes are wary.Although you two are handsome, if you keep staring at me so weirdly and hesitate to speak again, I will call the police (bushi]
[Hahahaha I can see that it’s really embarrassing]
It was rare for Zhou Yubai to look at the somewhat difficult opening, and squeezed the twenty bill in his hand: "Can it be cheaper?"
For some reason, the proprietress felt a little lost for no reason."That's it" was written all over her face, and she said speechlessly, "Oh, I just want to bargain."
Zhou Yubai was silent: "Yes. Is it possible?"
The proprietress smiled calmly: "Hey, that won't work."
Zhou Yubai: "..."
[I thought I would agree, but I didn't expect hahahaha to be very principled!My role model! ]
[If Zhou Yubai stood in front of me and asked if I could, I would blurt out an unprincipled "yes" hhhhhh]
Zhou Yubai turned his head to look at Lin Xiangbei, showing a little help-seeking eyes.
So Lin Xiangbei thought for a while, and said seriously: "Do you see if there is any place that needs our help? Can you rely on our help for a few discounts, even two yuan less."
Upon hearing this, the proprietress became interested: "Help? Is it enough to pay two yuan less?"
At this moment, Lin Xiangbei hadn't realized what the proprietress meant.
He nodded, "Yeah."
So the proprietress thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Okay!"
[Don't agree, I always feel that there is an abyss ahead (not)
[As soon as I heard this rhetorical question, I knew a good show was coming qwq]
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