I!Nine tailed fox

In Shouxian Palace, Yin Shou had finished his exercise and fell asleep. Without the two noisy rabbits, Tu Shanlan suddenly felt a lot cleaner, and even his head that was always buzzing recently was relieved a lot. He took out the The artifact Jiang Lingfan studied for a while, and was about to get up and go back to Liuyan Shuizhu, when suddenly he became dizzy, and he immediately supported the table with his hands so as not to let himself fall.

After a while, the dizziness subsided slightly, but his chest suddenly felt uncomfortable, and he had a strong desire to vomit. He retched several times, but he couldn't vomit anything, and his throat was stuck so painfully.

how so?Could it be that there is something wrong with this fan?

shouldn't be...

Fortunately, this feeling came and went quickly, the fox thought about it, and simply stayed in the Shouxian Palace to rest, and wanted to return to Liuyanshuizhu after his body was completely fine.

……

On the other side, Hongjun and Dixing were still drinking and chatting.

"Our hometown? It's a long story, um... it's not a long story, the main reason is that you can't understand what we said by the way you measure the world now." Ancestor Hongjun shook his head in embarrassment, and took another sip liquor.

Ziwei Dixing said: "The universe is a place like a vineyard that is constantly splitting itself and growing autonomously? The universe we live in is just a grape in this vineyard, right?"

Ancestor Hongjun was taken aback, and hurriedly asked: "Who told you that you actually know the concepts of the multidimensional universe and the cellular universe?"

"A Ying once mentioned it to me, but he, like you, said that we don't understand this view of the universe now, it's hard to explain, and we will understand it in the future."

"Then it's no wonder you know." He smiled and leaned back, "However, this is just a general statement. What you see is the universe, what you think is the universe, and what you choose is the universe. What everyone sees, thinks, Whatever you choose will create a brand new universe, and this world is not unique.”

Ziwei Emperor Xing said: "You are obsessed with taking Ah Ying back, do you have any other reasons?"

"Indeed, but he won't let me tell, and I don't want to go against his wishes." He took a sip of his wine, thinking of a strand of white hair sticking out of the fox's temple.

"It's very serious, even...is it related to his life?"

Hongjun glanced at him, and found that Dixing's intuition was quite keen in some aspects.

"Not really." He began to change the subject, "One more thing, I bullied Xiao Lan with the Eye of Disaster, and pretended to be you."

"What? You!"

Hongjun waved his hands and smiled, "Don't worry, he knows I'm pretending to be you."

"..."

Hongjun handed over another jug ​​of wine: "I apologize to Lord Xing."

Dixing Ziwei took the jug and gulped it down in one gulp. Hongjun hurriedly said: "Mr. Xing, drink it slowly. This is not the wine of the world, it is the immortal wine of the Supreme Lord. You are so fierce. I’m afraid I’ll get drunk for days and nights later.”

Ziwei Dixing wiped his mouth, his face was already a little drunk: "No matter what, I will not give up on Aying."

Hongjun looked at Dixing, took a sip of wine and asked, "How did Xingjun fall in love with Xiaolan, please tell me?"

So the two celestial beings chatted happily over wine, and Hongjun even wiped out all the immortal wine in the entire celestial realm with the help of a magic weapon.

The next day, Taishang Laojun inspected his warehouse as usual. When he saw the wine warehouse, he hummed a song and walked over without noticing it. Then he felt something was wrong, and then backed away with a pale face. After entering the wine storehouse and running around for two laps, he finally knelt down and uttered a roar that resounded through the sky: "Which goddamn bastard took out every drop of Lao Tzu's fairy wine!!!"

When Tu Shanlan returned to Liuyanshuizhu, he found two completely drunk rabbits snoring a little, and a black rabbit was lying on its front with its belly turned out and snoring. After a while, he also shook his legs along the way; the other white rabbit was lying there sleeping, the black rabbit snored, and the white rabbit also snored, and occasionally trembled its ears.

The strong smell of alcohol made Tu Shanlan almost faint, how much fairy wine these two drank, Laojun was really willing to give it, obviously last time I drank a pot, he chased and scolded me for a long time.

"However, after being drunk like this, you can still find it. It's a skill." Tu Shanlan rolled up his sleeves, and was about to put the two rabbits on the bed to rest. He first hugged the Emperor Star White Rabbit, and then subconsciously touched it. The rabbit's head and back, only to hear the white rabbit hugging his arm drunkenly, and whispering: "Aying, don't go, okay?"

Tu Shanlan observed for a while and found that Dixing was not awake and was just talking in his sleep, so he ignored him, put him on the bed and covered him with the quilt carefully.Then he turned around to take care of the black rabbit. The sleeping appearance of the black rabbit was really terrible. Tu Shanlan pulled him by the leg of the little rabbit and hugged him. Unexpectedly, as soon as he hugged him, Hongjun opened his eyes Eye.

The fox was taken aback by his sudden suddenness, and asked after a while, "Are you awake?"

Hongjun kicked in the fox's arms, then stood up and held the fox's face with the rabbit's claws, and said seriously: "You must go back with me, or you will die."

The fox pulled down the rabbit's paw: "Death is only a matter of time. I have lived for so long, am I afraid of death?"

"But I'm afraid you will die."

The fox smiled and said: "Thank you for your love. Don't hold on anymore, you are already too drunk, so hurry up and rest with Dixing. I will take a bath for you two when I wake up tomorrow morning, otherwise The smell of alcohol won't go away."

Hongjun changed his seriousness just now, and said cheerfully, "Shall Xiaolan take a bath together?"

Tu Shanlan carried Hongjun Black Rabbit to the bed, placed it next to White Rabbit, and covered him with a quilt: "It's okay to wash it together if you change back to Nine-Tails body."

The corner of Hongjun's mouth twitched: "Forget it, do you know why there are the least animal-shaped illusions in the Expansion Box? There is a reason for that."

Fox: "...shut up and sleep!"

The two rabbits who were hungover slept until about three o'clock in the day before waking up. Tu Shanlan changed into a light bunt early on and prepared to take the two to take a bath. Although the two woke up, they were still weak after drinking the fairy wine. Tu Shanlan had to use one hand Holding one in his arms, he went to the bamboo forest in the backyard, where there was a small hot spring he newly built.

After finishing everything, he glanced at the two rabbits and asked, "Who will wash first?"

The two rabbits looked at the thick horsehair brush in the fox's hand, then looked at each other, and pointed at each other in unison, "He goes first!"

"Let's go together." The fox rolled up his sleeves, dragged the two rabbits and threw them into the hot spring. The two rabbits splashed a few times in the water and came to lie on the shore. The fox took a wooden bucket to water the rabbits, and was very patient. And the whole process was full of smiles. Although the horsehair brush looked like it could scratch people to death, it actually felt quite comfortable after being brushed. The fox also carefully helped the two of them clean up and down there, and was serious. And happy expression.

Dixing enjoyed the fox's service, rubbed the rabbit's ears, looked at the fox and said, "Aying, you seem to be enjoying it, are you so happy to bathe the rabbit?"

Tu Shanlan wiped his forehead with his sleeve and said: "Probably because I have no resistance to little furry things. Anyway, I think you two are very cute, and I can't help but want to pluck your hair, so I am very focused on bathing you now."

Hongjun said casually: "My body is cuter, can I change back?"

"roll!"

Then Hongjun Black Rabbit swam gracefully around the hot spring pool, and then swam back again: "It's over, can you change back?"

The fox looked at the rabbit speechlessly.

Di Xing said: "Old Ancestor, if you change back, wouldn't it be the two of us soaking in the hot spring naked?"

Hongjun glanced at Dixing, then looked up at the sky and thought about some scenes, then his ears drooped, and his face was ugly: "Forget it, I don't want my first mandarin duck bath to leave a shadow, too Terrible."

The fox had an expression of wanting to laugh but desperately holding back.

After finally bathing the two rabbits, Tu Shanlan wiped them dry and wrapped them tightly, then carried them back to the bamboo hut and let them warm up next to the stove, and then went to prepare food for the rabbits.

Hongjun sighed: "I suddenly feel that being a pet is quite happy."

"When I get married with Ah Ying, I can consider adopting you as a pet."

"..."

"Don't worry, I am also very caring. From now on, I can help the ancestor bathe and so on. I will never let you have the opportunity to pester A Ying."

"..."

When Tu Shanlan came back with two pots of rabbit food, he saw one black and one white wrestling together again. Tu Shanlan was puzzled and said, "Didn't you two drink together yesterday and have a good time? Why did you take so long?" Hit it again?"

Seeing Tu Shanlan's return, the two rabbits turned their heads in dislike of each other, folded their arms and stopped fighting.

Tu Shanlan put the food in front of the two rabbits, and then said: "Eat first, I sweated after taking a bath for you, now also go to a hot spring."

The rabbits were very obedient and started to eat. When Tu Shanlan left, the two glared at each other, and then jumped to the hot spring in a tacit understanding.When he arrived at the hot spring, he found that the fox was taking off his clothes. The two rabbits hid quickly. Seeing that the fox was completely undressed and was about to step into the hot spring, Di Xing hurriedly covered Hongjun's eyes. Hongjun wiped his saliva and shouted: "Ah, I just want to see those long legs, don't block me!"

"You have the nerve to say that you have a nosebleed."

"Do you think you didn't have a bleeding?" Hongjun pulled down the rabbit's paw, "Is the fairy wine very nourishing, are you going to explode and die if you don't bleed some nosebleeds?"

Hearing that Dixing touched his nose, he really had a nosebleed too.

"Tsk tsk, how can this little fox have such a good figure when he grows up, look at the curve of his neck, look at his back, and the most important legs, he is a natural stunner, really amazing People's blood is boiling! My fantasy materials have increased again!"

"Illusion?"

"It's the extension mirror box that I gave Xiaolan to deal with the King of Shang before. I still have a file for myself. Do you want Xingjun, and I will make a copy for you to relieve your greed?"

"The illusions are all fake, I just want the real Ah Ying."

"Cut, kindly treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs, don't forget it."

After a while, Di Xing asked: "There is no A Ying in the illusion, is it because of the attack?"

"...Mr. Xing, don't talk about it, I'm going to have a shadow." Hongjun raised his forehead and said, "How could I create that kind of illusion, it was Xiaolan's own illusion! I was wearing pants that day. I was almost picked up by him! The fame of a lifetime is ruined!"

"Me too, my clothes were torn a lot by him, but I ran fast." Di Xing said while stretching out his rabbit paw towards Hongjun, Hongjun understood and put another Boundary Expansion Box in his rabbit paw On the next day, Dixing looked at the eye box and suddenly said, "I forgot I don't have an interior scene yet."

Hongjun patted him on the shoulder: "I'll give you one."

"Can this also be given away? I heard that you have to practice for at least ten thousand years to have your own inner scene, and it's only the size of a palm at first."

Hongjun raised the rabbit's head proudly: "Mr. Xing, don't you see who I am? I can fix three rooms and one living room for you right away!"

The two rabbits communicated for a while, and suddenly found that the fox in the hot spring had disappeared.

"Strange, I saw him dive just now, why hasn't he come up after so long?"

Di Xing frowned and said, "Could it be that the temperature of the hot spring is too high and you fainted?"

Hongjun glanced at him and shouted: "Then what are you waiting for, save people quickly!"

So the two rabbits hurriedly jumped out and ran towards the hot spring. Just when they reached the shore, they were looking down anxiously. Appeared, and vigorously shook his wet hair.

The two rabbits were frightened by this scene and sat there.

The snow-white nine-tailed fox looked at the two rabbits in front of him: "What are you doing here?"

Di Xing: "...we finished eating, let's go for a walk."

The fox looked down at the two rabbits, frowned, and said, "Why are you all having nosebleeds?"

Hongjun wiped his nose, hehe two times: "Probably, eating too much..."

"Bah! Dirty!"

Immediately after the nine tails flicked, the two rabbits instantly became meteors and streaked across the sky.