I!Nine tailed fox

After a long while, the three of them began to sit there playing the sling. Behind Tu Shanlan there was a particularly eye-catching "No Smoking" sign. As expected, Hongjun obediently put away the bong and focused on playing the sled.

After a while, someone behind Tu Shanlan said: "Play this one, play this one!"

The fox looked back suspiciously, and saw Hongjun's other two bodies standing behind him and Ziwei Dixing respectively, looking at their cards solemnly.

Stealing cards is so open and aboveboard?

The fox was speechless: "Brother, what do you mean, you are also playing dirty when you are playing a horse and hanging?!"

Hongjun looked up, and made a silent gesture to the other two in a very serious way: "You are a real gentleman when you watch the cards and don't talk."

"..."

After beating the three Hongjun violently, the three turned back into one. Tu Shanlan clapped his hands and returned to the table. The only remaining Hongjun rubbed his swollen face and threw out a card With a "hiss", he said, "Didn't you say that you won't be slapped in the face!"

Tu Shanlan snorted and said, "People are addicted to vegetables."

Ancestor Hongjun: "..."

Tu Shanlan: "Touch yourself, be the same, right and wrong."

Hongjun, Emperor Star: "..."

Tu Shanlan: "Nonsense, □□, mixed with [-], missing one class."

Hongjun, Dixing: "?"

Tu Shanlan: "It's silly again, Nine Lotus Lantern, Qinglong, don't ask for help, four return to one."

Hongjun, Dixing: "???"

Hongjun was puzzled: "There's no reason, why do you take the natural card every time?"

The corner of Tu Shanlan's mouth twitched: "You should worry about yourself first. Although you are all losers, your numbers are much higher than Xingjun's. I am afraid that you will lose your bottom pants after losing."

Then Hongjun really lived up to expectations and lost all afternoon. After four laps, Dixing said with emotion: "Fortunately, he came from behind. Even if he wins, he wins. Thank you, old ancestor, for letting go."

After speaking, he was about to pull Tu Shanlan's hand, when Hongjun stopped him suddenly: "Wait a minute!"

Di Xing said: "Why, the old ancestor wants to go back on the rules set by himself?"

"In my rules, I didn't say that only the winner can accompany Xiaolan." He chuckled lightly, "Besides, both of you are winners, and I'm the only loser. Naturally, I should be the only loser to accompany you." .”

Emperor Star, Tu Shanlan: "..."

Good guy!In heaven and earth, there is only one family that can be so shameless and reasonable.

"If you want to say that the winner can accompany him, Xiaolan also won, but he can't accompany him by himself, why don't I condescend to accompany him instead."

While applauding, Tu Shanlan slowly nodded his head: "Admiration, ancestor, do you have even the slightest lower limit? In this way, the three of us won the most. Can you both calm down a bit? Even if King Shang is drunk and doesn’t need to go to Shouxian Palace today, then I can just sleep in a room by myself at night! You two don’t need to take care of me!”

"That's not good, it's my first day here, how can Xiao Lan have the heart to let me stay alone?"

"Get out! Get out of bed!"

"okay!"

"A Ying used to hug me to sleep."

"You were a rabbit at that time! Snow White Snow White is a cute little rabbit! I often hug you to help you heal your wounds! You are fully recovered now! You are still alive and kicking!"

Hongjun interjected at the right time: "That's right, I must have gained a lot of weight after being fat for nothing."

Ziwei Dixing gave Hongjun a blank look, and suddenly turned back into a rabbit, and jumped into Tu Shanlan's arms: "I am also a rabbit now, how could Ah Ying reject such a cute little rabbit?"

"Um, you..." The fox struggled a bit, but he couldn't control himself when faced with such a cute and furry little thing, so he touched it uncontrollably.

"Xing Jun is really! Despicable and shameful! Uncompromising! He has no integrity! It is a disgrace to our protoss!" After Hongjun gritted his teeth and finished speaking righteously, he suddenly transformed into a pure black rabbit. Wearing a miniature one-way mirror on his face, he jumped into the fox's arms just like Ziwei Dixing, and said innocently, "I'm also a very cute little rabbit, Xiaolan, don't reject me!"

"..."

Tu Shanlan was holding two cute rabbits, one black and one white, one on the left and the other on the right. The string in his mind that represented reason stretched and stretched, and finally couldn't resist it and broke.

"Okay, I'll sleep with you tonight."

Hongjun was delighted for a while, and accidentally discovered a weakness of the fox. As long as the door is closed at night, he can regain his true body and steal...

"Whoever dares to change back at night, I will kill him!"

劁, literally means——castrate livestock.

The two rabbits looked at each other silently, and each shrank back, not daring to breathe.

The night passed quite peacefully. Tu Shanlan came back after taking a shower and found that the two rabbits had already had a big fight, and they were so tired that they fell asleep before him. The result is so childish.

You are not afraid of being laughed at if you tell it, although no one will believe it?

When he woke up early the next morning, only the Emperor Star White Rabbit was left in his arms. Tu Shanlan was stunned for a moment, and as soon as he lifted the quilt, he found that Hongjun Black Rabbit was nestling on his bare lap. The face is so full that he hugs his thigh.

After being beaten up by Tu Shanlan, Hongjun had no choice but to kneel down and admit that he was a leg control person. After touching a certain fox's leg last time, he became obsessed with it.

Smooth, firm, slender, awesome!

The kind you can't help but want to lick.

So he was beaten again by the instantly blackened white rabbit.

In the morning, the two rabbits followed Tu Shanlan out of the interior and insisted on working with him. When Tu Shanlan walked east, the rabbit followed east, and when he walked west, the rabbit jumped west.After a long time, Dixing seemed to suddenly think of something, looked at Tu Shanlan in confusion and asked, "Aying, why didn't you return to Daji?"

At this time, Tu Shanlan was studying the plan for the Western Expedition sent from below, and when he heard Dixing speak, he replied: "My true identity has been exposed by King Shang, there is no need to pretend to be Daji anymore."

The key point is that guy would rather let me wear women's clothes than let me change into Daji!

Hongjun yawned with his hands in his hands and said, "Otherwise, Xiaolan would not have enough inventory in the fantasy world. He has no experience with men at all."

"You don't need to mention this kind of thing." Tu Shanlan said speechlessly, "I know you have a lot of stock, ancestor, just enough."

"Which one does Xiaolan like best? Let's try next time."

"Favorite..." Tu Shanlan paused, took a carrot and stuffed it into the black rabbit's mouth, "Shut up, you!"

Hongjun Black Rabbit picked up the radish and gnawed on it, and saw Di Xing beside him with a pensive look on his face. After a while, Di Xing asked, "What happened the day I fell into a coma? Why do I have no memory at all? I clearly I remember I asked my ancestor, but I just can’t remember it at all.”

Of course I can’t remember, my memory has been tampered with by me with the magic tool Yinhui pen.

Tu Shanlan pretended not to care and explained: "That day I forgot to adjust the time difference between Liuyan Shuizhu and the real world, and I didn't show up for a long time, which made King Shang suspicious, so I let Shen Gongbao design to trap me, you know , I had already expended too much spiritual energy to save you, so I fell into the trap and had to listen to their words to restore my real body. Fortunately, the king of Shang was just to confirm my identity and did not embarrass me. If you send it to your ancestor for treatment, it’s normal if you can’t remember it.”

Hongjun chewed the radish whole and said, "That's right, that's what made me fall in love with Xiaolan at first sight."

Di Xing jumped forward and hugged the fox: "A Ying, you suffered because of me."

Hongjun slandered: "He suffered more than that for you..."

Tu Shanlan flicked the black rabbit off the table with a flick of his hand. The black rabbit pouted and jumped back to the table after aggrieved.

While chatting, Hu Meiren and Wang Meiren were notified outside the door to ask for an interview. Tu Shanlan agreed, and saw two little monsters running in excitedly. As soon as Wang Yuer came in, she shouted excitedly: "Ancestor, I heard that the imperial banquet yesterday, After the King and the others got drunk in the second half, what happened... Hey, isn’t this Lord Dixing, Lord Dixing is back? No, why is there an extra black rabbit?”

Hongjun glanced at the two little demons, then lay down on the table and yawned again. He was coveting the fox legs last night and didn't sleep well at all.

Tu Shanlan pointed to the black rabbit: "Here, Patriarch Hongjun."

Hearing this name, the two little demons stood where they were, as if struck by a thunderbolt from the blue sky. After a while, their legs softened and they knelt on the ground and kowtowed vigorously: "Join...Join Patriarch."

Although they are just nameless little demons, their title of No. [-] in the heaven is still clear. This ancestor Hongjun is not only the master of Yuanshi Tianzun and the master of Tongtian, but also the chief leader of the sky with explosive fighting power!But why do they look like rabbits like Ziwei Dixing?Could it be that all the supreme beings in the heavens have a hobby of turning into rabbits? ?

Hongjun said: "Get up, don't give me such a big gift."

The two little ones trembled and supported each other to get up.

Tu Shanlan said: "What did you want to say just now?"

Wang Yu'er delayed for a while before hurriedly replying: "Ah, we heard from the national teacher Shen Gongbao that his master proposed to you last night, and we asked him who his master is, how can he compare with Lord Dixing! He We think we are ignorant and unwilling to say, but we don't even know who his master is, of course we don't know who his master ancestor is, so we came to ask our ancestor, who is the guy who proposed marriage?"

"It's me." Hongjun Heitu raised his head and chest without hesitation, and gracefully put on a one-way mirror.

The two demons looked at the black rabbit in horror.

"Why are you proud there!" Tu Shanlan patted it with his paw.

The two demons stared at Tu Shanlan in horror.

Di Xing, who had been squatting on Tu Shanlan's shoulder, said: "Don't worry, I cut off the marriage proposal scene. I will definitely not let this guy succeed."

The two demons looked at Ziwei Emperor Xing in panic again.

This... What kind of huge amount of information is this? !

So, why are these three so harmoniously together? ?

Hu Ximei was stunned for a long time before she said: "Ancestor, I think they said that your beauty is a disaster for the country and the people. It's really embarrassing you. Is there any big boss in the world that you can't conquer?"

Tu Shanlan: "..."

There is a lesson to be learned from the world, from the beginning to the end, he only wanted to finish the work assigned by sister Nuwa in a safe and sound way, and he never thought of provoking anyone! ! !The situation now turned into this is really beyond what he, Tu Shanlan, could have expected!

Dixing held Tu Shanlan's head in his hands and said, "Aying is the best."

As soon as he finished speaking, the black rabbit rushed up aggressively and kicked the white rabbit off, and then the two rabbits wrestled together in an ugly way.

The two little demons stared dumbfounded, Tu Shanlan held his forehead, this year's rabbit is too difficult to bring.

In order to ease the awkward atmosphere, Tu Shanlan asked thoughtfully, "Is there anything else you want?"

"No...it's nothing..."

What's the matter with the ancestor's scary expression?

"Then you go back first, I have to deal with some housework."

"Okay, okay..."

Originally, they just came here to gossip, but they did not expect to trigger the domestic violence of the century. The two little monsters left the scene of domestic violence trembling, and lamented to each other that the world was changing so fast that they could not keep up with the pace of the times...