I!Nine tailed fox

It is said that since Daji came to the palace, the king has changed his whole person. Not only did he stay in the Shouxian Palace with Daji every day, dreaming and dying, but he even attended the morning court every day later, which was the same as the previous diligent government. Quite the opposite, rumors abounded in the palace, saying that Daji is a charming monster who is now eating the king to death.

It was night, and Daji's hall was still brightly lit, and the sound of a man's panting came from inside the room, and the waiters outside the house were all blushing, but inside the hall, our Tu Shanlan had already turned back to his youthful appearance, barefoot, Counting while eating fruit: "180 one, 180 two, 180 three..."

It turned out that Yin Shou was sitting on the bed so arrogantly that he was doing extremely standard push-ups, while Tu Shanlan was counting with his feet on the side. When he counted to two hundred, he suddenly jumped onto the bed and lightly touched Yin Shou's forehead. Be quieter, Yin Shou hummed softly, then closed his eyes and fell asleep on the bed.

Tu Shanlan smiled and said: "Today is almost the same, let's have a good night's rest in the illusion."

Then he said to the door in Daji's voice: "Your Majesty is tired today, so let's cancel tomorrow's morning court."

The waiter outside the house answered "Yes", and said in his heart that the king is really in good health, and he is so lingering with Daji every day, the soft and fragrant beauty really lives up to the spring.

But no one thought that there was actually no beautiful scene in the house. It didn't take long for Yin Shou to be so tired that he started snoring. Tu Shanlan yawned, thinking that Yin Shou was really energetic. Dozens of "push-ups" are almost enough. I didn't expect people to do hundreds of them every day. If the next one is really Daji, I can't finish it?And look at the fleshy body he has exercised with push-ups every day, tsk tsk tsk, Tu Shanlan couldn't help but want to touch it!

Just as he was thinking this way, he suddenly heard an inaudible noise outside the window. Tu Shanlan frowned, pretending to be Daji, and followed the sound. Invisible sound waves came towards him, he smiled slightly, flicked his fingers lightly, as if he had pulled some kind of thin thread, he twisted the thread, looked at it, and said: "I think it's some little monster, so it turns out It's a pipa master."

"You...how do you know I'm a pipa master? Who are you?"

Daji smiled and said: "Well, I really can't tell from your morality, come on, that one over there has been hiding, I think you have been practicing for a long time, you come to tell your good sister the answer?"

"Lingzun... Lord Lingzun?" A figure slowly walked out not far away, looking at Daji with unbelievable eyes, but seeing nine shadows burning behind him, a pair of charming eyes like spring water almost gave full play to the word charming At the extreme, with a smile on the lips, all living beings are fascinated by it!

"You, you are the nine-tailed holy fox!"

The pipa spirit who was caught by Daji also had a look of disbelief: "Sister, what did you call her just now? You...you said she is the nine-tailed holy fox, the master of our demon world? How come?"

"Why not?" Daji said amusedly, "Do you believe me only if I show you my hands? Little Pipa?"

"Don't dare, you are the ancestor of our demon world. The little demon Hu Ximei is the nine-headed pheasant spirit. This is my sworn sister, the jade pipa spirit Wang Yu'er, to join the Lord Lingzun." The person who came out from behind saw Daji Then he knelt on the ground, "Our sisters are ignorant and offended Lingzun, and please forgive Lingzun."

Hearing the words, Pipa Jing hurriedly knelt down too, not daring to raise his head again.

Daji lacked interest, waved her hand casually and said, "Forget it, what do you two want to do in front of the house?"

"This……"

"I want to see how Daji seduces the king?"

Hu Ximei knew that she couldn't fool Daji, so she simply said, "Don't dare to lie to Lingzun, in fact, our sisters have been the king's favorite concubine for a while, and in this palace, it can be said that we want wind and rain, But since you came, Lingzun, the king has never been to our sister's bedroom, we couldn't sit still, so we wanted to see what kind of beauty made the king so fascinated..."

Daji smiled lightly and said, "By the way, get rid of the opponent?"

Pipa Jing Wang Yu'er turned pale with shock: "Lingzun calm down, Lingzun calm down, we really don't know that Daji is you, if we knew, even if we were given a thousand courage, we would not dare."

Daji laughed and said: "It's okay, it's okay, even if you two have the guts, you can't do anything."

Wang Yu'er was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect the legendary master of the demon world to speak so chaotically, she couldn't help raising her head to look at Daji, she was stunned after just one glance: "Master Ling, you are so beautiful ah!"

Daji sighed and said: "If it is not beautiful, how can it bring disaster to the country and the people."

"what?"

"Ah, what, you two have practiced Taoism for nearly a hundred years, why don't you stay in Qingxiu and come here to do something in the palace?"

Hu Ximei said: "Cultivating for a hundred years, every day is nothing more than abstinence and indifference. It's not as good as in this palace, where you play and sing every day, show off every night, and enjoy the bliss of the world."

Daji said: "I thought the same way when I was young, and I wasted a period of time..."

"The Spirit Venerable is also coming now..."

"Well, that's right, I'm here too... Wait, I'm here too! Really, let me ask you, if you were filled with delicacies from mountains and seas every day, how would you treat yourself?"

Hu Ximei thought for a while and said, "Maybe you will get tired of eating?"

"Being tired of eating is just a small problem. You will find that your physical condition is not as good as before, with a big belly and ugly appearance. All the problems will be exposed on your face, waist, and legs. Your body is getting worse and worse. In the end, It's no different from a cripple."

Hu Ximei and Wang Yuer glanced at each other, not quite understanding what Daji was trying to say.

"Cultivation is the same. Only with a pure heart and as few desires can the water flow smoothly. If you continue to be greedy for the vanity of the world, your self-cultivation will only get worse. In the end, it will be difficult to maintain such a basic spell as maintaining a human shape. At that time, you will be useless, because You don't even remember how to cultivate, don't look at you doing whatever you want in the world now, when you return to your original shape, you can only be human beings doing whatever you want."

Hu Ximei and Wang Yuer looked at each other in blank dismay, they were just greedy for the momentary enjoyment, and they didn't think about the aftermath at all.

"The Lingzun, do you mean you want us to leave?"

"No, no, I need a helping hand from you two sisters. When the matter is over, I will give you 500 years of cultivation each."

When the two heard about the 500-year cultivation base, their brows were filled with joy: "The Spiritual Venerable ordered us sisters to go through fire and water, but I don't know what the Spiritual Venerable needs us to do?"

Daji smiled enchantingly, and was stunned by the pipa master and the pheasant master: "Help me destroy the merchants."

"Okay..." The two were so fascinated that they agreed at first. After a while, Hu Ximei suddenly responded and asked: "Lingzun, you want to destroy the business? Why is that?"

Daji thought it would be troublesome to explain, and besides, you two goblins may not be able to understand, so she smiled and said: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed."

After speaking, he was relieved for a while, who invented such a good six characters, it saved so much trouble of talking!Simply a genius through the ages!

"Lingzun ordered, we sisters should do our best, but it's a pity that Shang Wang Yinshou, he is indeed a rare man in the world, what a pity!"

Daji nodded and said in agreement: "It's a pity indeed, the tendons, the stamina, the explosive power, the perfect body curves, and the alluring masculine voice are not at all like a 48-year-old man..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the two goblins blushed with embarrassment. Although they had actual combat experience with the king, what they said so nakedly like Lingzun was... enough to make people think about it!

Although they didn't know that Daji had never slept with Yin Shou at all.

"But!" Daji changed the subject, "This must not be a reason for you to be greedy for beautiful things!"

The two goblins hurriedly agreed: "Yes, yes, yes!"

To Daji's comfort, although these two little fairies are not high in cultivation, they are at least quite obedient.

"Okay," Daji saw that the two were so obedient, so she sat cross-legged on a stone beside her, and then called the two little demons who had been kneeling to sit down together, "Since everyone is in the palace, we will address you as sisters from now on. , call first to listen."

"Sister Lingzun!"

Daji supported her forehead.

"Ah, no, no, it's sister Daji!"

"You two entered the palace before me, and you call me sister? Do you think I'm old? Do you still want the 500 years of cultivation?" What is it like to feel offended?

The two monsters sweated profusely, and it took a while to realize: "Sister Daji?"

Daji smiled and said: "That's pretty much the same. Come on, two young ladies, we are now our own people. I told you the purpose. The most convenient way to corrupt an emperor is to start from his harem. I'm also a newcomer. How do you know about his harem?"

Hu Ximei thought for a while and said: "Your Majesty has one queen, two concubines, and three beauties. The first queen is Empress Jiang, who lives in the middle palace. She is the daughter of Dongbohou Jiang Huanchu, the head of the princes of the four directions. The concubines are the concubine Huang of the West Palace and the concubine Yang of the Xinqing Palace. Concubine Huang is the younger sister of Huang Feihu, King Wucheng of the Zhen Kingdom, and Concubine Yang is the granddaughter of Beibohou Chonghouhu. , Your Majesty seldom goes to them. As for the three beauties, that’s the three of us... So, in Lingzun... ah, before my sister came, we two sisters could be said to be the most favored in the harem."

Daji propped her chin and said: "Yin Shou has been in power for nearly 20 years, and there are only so few concubines, and it is clear that Empress Jiang, Concubine Huang, and Concubine Yang are all recruited to balance the power of the four parties. Going through the back door is not counted, so it seems that you are quite self-controlled, no wonder sister Nuwa..."

Speaking of this, Daji suddenly paused, and the two demons were listening carefully, and couldn't help repeating: "Both?"

Daji coughed and said: "You guys, go to the queen tomorrow and cry, saying that the king is so fascinated by me that he doesn't care about anything, don't need to talk about being the only favorite, and say that he won't even go to the morning court for a long time. If the queen doesn't take care of it, the king will die drunk in my gentle hometown."

Wang Yu'er was puzzled and said: "Why bother, if Lingzun wants to destroy Shang, wouldn't it be better to just kill the king?"

Daji sighed: "So, I want to destroy Yin Shang, not Yin Shou. These are two different concepts. If I kill Yin Shou, his son will become the throne tomorrow. What's the use of that?"

Wang Yu'er wanted to say more, but Hu Ximei hurriedly stopped her and said, "Don't pay attention to Yu'er's nonsense, we will certainly act according to Lingzun's request."

Daji nodded and smiled: "Little Pipa, learn from your sister, sometimes it is not enough to rely on practice alone, you have to rely on your brain."

Wang Yuer nodded hurriedly.

Daji got up, patted the dust on her body and said: "Well, it's getting late, go back quickly, remember to perform better in the play tomorrow."