I!Nine tailed fox

The two little demons looked at each other after hearing this, completely confused about what Daji was talking about.

Rabbit raised his head when he heard the words, rubbed Daji's hand again, and said with emotion and a little blame: "You still have the heart to pity others, isn't it you, Aying, who will be criticized the most in the future..."

Daji squinted her eyes and laughed, pulled the rabbit's ears with both hands, and said in a good mood: "It's still my little Putao who loves people!"

Rabbit sighed, and Daji clapped his head with his index finger: "What the later generations say is my luck, and I can never tire of joy, honor or disgrace, and I will stick to my wish."

The little demons were still at a loss, the rabbit was silent for a while, and then replied: "I usually see you as heartless, but in fact, you are more thorough than anyone else."

Daji smiled proudly: "That's right, the king of ten thousand years and the tortoise of 8000 years, naturally look more open after living for a long time."

Rabbit nodded solemnly, and threw out a comment: "I can't live without you."

"How can a bastard compare to me?" Daji snorted twice, "In terms of appearance alone, it's not a level, okay?"

"..."

The two were singing and making peace, and the two little monsters beside them said awkwardly: "Sister, in this atmosphere, it seems like we can't talk at all..."

Hu Ximei nodded: "It's even a little redundant."

"Then shall we go?"

"I can see it."

The two were about to leave quietly, but Daji stopped them just two steps away, "Come back, what are you doing, I still have something to say!"

So the two immediately straightened their waists and came back anxiously: "Ancestor, please explain!"

Daji cleared her throat: "You should spend more time with the king during these days."

"what?"

Daji suddenly felt that what she said was too tactful, so she said again: "Especially... at night."

Before Wang Yuer could react, Hu Ximei tentatively asked, "What does the ancestor mean, don't let the king come here at Shouxian Palace at night?"

"Exactly." Daji thought for a while and decided to explain, after all, these two are easy to pretend to be clever, "I spent too much spiritual power to save Du Miao Miao, and building the illusion at night is easy to go wrong and cause the king to suspect, unless I directly commit myself... ..."

"No unless!"

Rabbit jumped up against the table, so hot that he threw out four unrelenting words.

The three of them were taken aback, they didn't expect a rabbit to have such outstanding explosive power.

Wang Yu'er was stunned for a moment before saying: "Master Dixing, please calm down, your appearance is really not suitable for such a big anger!" Although I don't understand why I suddenly became angry...

The rabbit became silent: "..."

Hu Ximei frowned: "Ancestor, but... Your Majesty has been thinking about you for a month, and you just came back. He wished he could guard you all the time. How could he come to us?"

Daji said helplessly: "You two are monsters after all, do you really have to talk about love for a year and a half before you can coax people here?"

"Yes...it makes sense." Hu Ximei's forehead twitched, she is a monster, she actually forgot her old job, was it because she was soaked in the pink aura around her for too long?

After the two left, just as Daji was about to stretch, the rabbit suddenly jumped down and wanted to take the door away, but before he jumped out, Daji pulled him back with a hook with fairy silk: "What are you doing? Where do you want to go?"

The rabbit was tied up by Xiansi and rolled over on its belly, and looked at Daji in disbelief: "I can't wait."

"Can't wait for what?"

"Look for all the immortal friends to work together to restore my real body."

Daji took a sip of water, and said in a calm voice: "I've already said that it's just to encourage the seedlings to grow..."

"It doesn't matter, I want to restore the real body of the emperor star immediately, and announce that the Three Realms will marry Tu Shanlan, the nine-tailed holy fox!"

"Pfft—" Daji spit out a mouthful of water, "Xing Jun, aren't you afraid that you will be a generation behind?"

"Not afraid!"

"Then have you asked the parties for their opinions?"

"no!"

"Then do you want to ask first?"

"do not want!"

"Ask, in case anyone has any opinions?"

"Okay," the rabbit slowed down, turned around and asked softly with red eyes, "A Ying, what do you want?"

Daji put down the water glass, took off her dress and adjusted her sitting posture, smiling brightly and charmingly.

"Of course I don't want to."

The rabbit blushed, and it took a while to jump back stiffly on its little rabbit legs, comforting itself while jumping: "Forget it, the current state is pretty good, at least I can't do some physical things .”

"Practice yourself?" Daji waved her hands and smiled kindly, "Although I did lose a little spiritual power, it's still a bit exaggerated for King Xing to beat me up."

Even the emperor star in its heyday may not be able to hurt the current one...

"No, how could I beat you..." Rabbit frowned, "It's better to say the opposite."

"On the contrary?" Daji blinked.

Doing what you do is the exact opposite of beating me, tsk, that means you want that me... Daji gave him a sideways glance, it's obviously just a rabbit!You have already started to make trouble and covet me?Is Xiao Shizi who blushed so much at the beginning when he was teased casually gone forever?

The rabbit muttered, "I can't let you be bullied."

Daji regained her senses, stretched out a finger and lightly poked the rabbit's head and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about this. Although I have never been married, I have a lot of experience in this area! Whoever bullies whoever is not sure."

The rabbit only felt that his whole head was green from where he was poked: "...what experience?"

"Above," Daji smiled and pointed towards the sky, and then pointed down, "and the following experience is very good, after all, I don't have a stable gender like a human being."

"Who are you with?"

Daji recalled: "There are all kinds of things, there are three worlds, but the main one is the human world."

"..." This time even the tail of the rabbit turned green, and the fur all over his body exploded.

"When I was traveling in the Three Realms, I passed by certain places and heard the sound of sex in the bed. As long as I fucked my husband and wife at the same time, I could experience double the happiness!" Daji was quite proud, "Ordinary Immortals can't get on two people at once, so they can't experience this feeling! But I can! Isn't it amazing?"

The rabbit was shocked for a long time, and it took a while to sort out the context of this sentence: "You mean, you have sex with yourself every time?"

"It can also be explained in this way."

The rabbit took a deep breath: "I take back what I just said."

Daji didn't realize it all at once: "What are you talking about?"

"I said I didn't want to beat you up!"

"..."

At nightfall, Daji was feeding the rabbits. He looked outside the door and said with relief: "The king hasn't come here at this time. It seems that the two little ones have really awakened."

Rabbit glanced at Daji, then at the door, lowered his head, and ignored him.

Daji still wanted to talk again, but suddenly someone rushed in, and fell down at her feet as soon as she came in, hugging her thigh tightly with a nervous look: "Ancestor, something is wrong!"

The rabbit stopped chewing, and didn't look at anyone, but stared indifferently in the direction of the door, with its ears perked up in hostility.

Daji helped him up, but he didn't know why and said: "What's the matter, little Pipa, you get up and talk first."

Wang Yu'er didn't dare to get up, so she reluctantly raised her head and wiped her tears and said, "Didn't the ancestor tell us sisters to keep the king, so I lied that my sister was sick and let the king go and see, but the king only wanted to see you, the ancestor. , It took me a lot of effort to persuade him to go to my sister to have a look!"

As she spoke, she glanced at Daji's face, Daji signaled her to continue, Wang Yu'er twitched her nose and continued: "But he really wanted to go back to your ancestor after just one glance, so my sister used the soul ecstasy..."

Daji nodded and said: "It's true, the ecstasy technique can temporarily lose one's mind and fascinate the performer."

"At first, we both thought that this matter would be accomplished, but who knew that the king only received the spell for a while, and he woke up after a while, and then said that he wanted to find you, the ancestor. In a hurry, my sister strengthened the spell, but... It's probably, maybe I didn't control the speed well, now... right now, I just hooked out the king's soul!"

Daji froze for a moment, trying to digest what Wang Yuer said in a trance.

"Wait a minute, what you said is what I understand, you hooked out Yin Shou's soul?"

Wang Yu'er nodded pitifully, and did not forget to add: "Accidentally applied too much force..."

"How long has the king been in the state of leaving the soul?"

Wang Yu'er thought about it for a while, and said affirmatively, "It's less than a stick of incense."

Daji had a headache for a while: "Then where is he now?" To tamper with the emperor's life span for no reason, these two little monsters are afraid that they will be punished by heaven, so they must immediately find a way to return their souls to their place and revive Yin Shou.

Wang Yu'er said: "The body is still in our sister's palace. My sister is guarding him, but the soul has disappeared... We are shallow and can't find out the location of the spirit body. We can only come to our ancestors for help!"

Daji said speechlessly: "I'm not in a spiritual state and I can't find out the location of the king's soul, but once the soul leaves the body for too long, it can't go back. I must find the king's soul immediately..."

After speaking, he glanced at the very quiet rabbit beside him, and suddenly realized: "Mr. Xing, you are in a semi-spiritual state now, and you should be able to see the king who is also in a spiritual state. Why don't you help us find it?"

Rabbit held his hand, turned his head away: "No."

Daji punched the rabbit on the head: "Don't be willful."

The rabbit pursed his lips, sighed and said, "A Ying, he has such a deep obsession with you, can't you imagine where he will be?"

As soon as the words fell, Daji felt a powerful force hugging him from behind. This force was so overbearing that it pushed his body out of Daji's body at once. When he looked back, he saw Daji's body slowing down. Slowly fell to the ground, and the person holding that body was Yin Shou with a shocked face, or Yin Shou's soul.

"Who are you, and why are you so similar to the widow's concubine?"

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The title of the article is "Junior Brother Mozun is fishing for me every day"

The 27-year-old social animal Shen Sanchuan transmigrated into a pure love web novel called "You Can't Escape the Immortal" one day. The task given to him by the system was to HE, otherwise he would be destroyed along with the world.

Ke Temiao's original plot of this web article was scolded until the server was paralyzed because of BE!Right now, he has just entered the immortal gate, just when he thought that tearing up the Demon Lord would be enough to heal him, the system told him that he must attack the Demon Lord.

Shen Sanchuan raised his eyebrows: Is there a difference?

[System: You can sleep him or let him sleep, once Mozun falls in love with his brain, he won't think about destroying the world]

At this time, Shen Zhinan, who realized that his innocence was likely to be lost, was about to refuse three times in a row, but was told by the system that he would soon have the unique card drawing function in this world and the super invincible inner garden manor!

Shen Sanchuan: Oh shit!It seems that it is not impossible!

So when someone rolled up his sleeves and was about to earn plot points crazily and get stuck in the villa, the handsome man strolling in the yard behind him smiled slightly: Brother Shen, I'm in Lu Linze, please take care of me from now on.

Shen Sanchuan: This handsome guy is my roommate?

[System: ...he is your roommate, he is your enemy!Your fate!You are doomed! 】

However, the next daily life of the brothers and sisters of Xianmen became:

Shen Sanchuan - Immortal Gate Clothes Are So Difficult to Wear

Lu Linze—Helping my brother dress up with my own hands, my brother looks so good

Shen Sanchuan - slightly injured and bleeding

Lu Linze——Tricked the Grand Master to smear the holy medicine of healing on the senior brother, and he must not let the senior brother leave scars

Shen Sanchuan - Tired after completing the task of the fairy gate

Lu Linze——doing a full-body massage for the senior brother, justifiably sticking to the senior brother

[System (can't watch it anymore): Host, don't you think something is wrong? 】

Shen · Absolutely Unyielding · Chuan: As long as we are brothers and sisters who love each other, he will never fall into the devil, don't worry, I know it well.

[System: ... you have a ghost number]

Many years later, Shen Sanchuan has fully adapted to this world and became the number one immortal in Shenfeng Wumang, and Lu Linze has become the most treacherous and unpredictable demon in Xuansha Sanzhou just like the plot.In the original plot, on the day of Mozun’s big wedding, the male protagonist led the world’s immortal cultivators to attack the Fuling Mountain of Mozun. The whole mountain was soaked in red silk and satin and blood.

But Shen Sanchuan has long been used to not following the routine of the plot. On the eve of his wedding, he sneaked into Fuling Mountain secretly, wanting to see how divine is the demon lover who claims to have the same appearance as himself...

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the demon king's bedroom, he found that the beauty in the bright red wedding dress and the red candle flames was just a puppet dummy!He felt very bad, and was about to turn around to run, when the Demon Lord behind him, who was approaching like a ghost, put one hand on his side, and the other grabbed his throat, whispering in his ear like a lover's entanglement, seductively: Brother, since Whoever destroys me, marry me for him!

Shen Sanchuan:!

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