First Love[BTS]

First, the Mike test.

They are tested sequentially from left to right according to the station order.

Kim Taehyung: "Hi everyone! I'm V, and I'm in charge of singing, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you." He said thank you eight times in total, and his loud voice is very recognizable.

Min Yoongi stood next to him, bangs on his eyebrows and his smile was inexplicably silly: "One, two, three, one, two, three," he started to pat the table to beat himself in the middle of speaking, "One, two, three ,one two three."

Min Qianjie was the third one. He lowered his head and listened silently to the two, then raised his head and said quickly in Chinese: "My name is Tende, I'm very glad to be here in "Xiaodan Hutong", thank you everyone! "

[If it wasn't for the subtitles, I might really think that Kim Taehyung and Min Yoongi's part was replayed]

[The official ghost animal you thought was actually a man-made ghost animal]

[He said thank you eight times, and my useless tears flowed again for the strange group soul]

【Min Yoongi, are you really from Sichuan?】

[This Sichuan dialect gets better the more you listen to it]

[xswl, look at Qianjie's expression hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

【Tende: I can't lift my head】

[Qianjie: My husband and dog have made a fool of themselves, I will bow to everyone first]

【True Hardcore Showing Ugly】

[Did you make your teammates uncomfortable again today? 】

The director who finally heard the normal microphone test looked at Min Qianjie with relief, and silently breathed a sigh of relief.In fact, it was too early for him to breathe a sigh of relief.

It's Kim Seok Jin's time.At this time, he is still silently supporting his aloof personality, but in the eyes of fans, this personality is almost collapsed.

Jin Shuozhen: "I'm very hungry, I really want to eat." He blinked and looked at the camera with smiling eyes, and everyone's heart skipped a beat when facing such a gentle person, until he started to speak: "You What about you, what about you?"

The teammate couldn't help laughing anymore, Min Qianjie silently covered his face, but Jin Shuozhen wanted to pull him to talk: "Ah! I'm very hungry! How about you?"

Min Qianjie smiled just as gently as him, gently pulled his hand away, and gritted his teeth inexplicably when he spoke: "Who are you talking about?"

Jin Shuozhen thought he didn't understand, and raised the volume: "I'm very hungry!"

Min Qianjie: "..."

Min Qianjie: "Me too."

The director team had already started laughing, even though they were holding back hard, they still couldn't help it.Seeing the situation getting out of control, Min Yoongi glanced around at the remaining people, and picked an obedient rescuer: "Jungkook! Let me tell you, Jungkook."

Tian Jungkook is a little self-conscious, as long as there are outsiders present, he is hard to let go, he looks handsome and obedient: "Hello everyone, I am the youngest Zhengguo, I will work hard, thank you."

Min Qianjie's tone was a little helpless: "Jungkook, didn't I teach you to pronounce the word jiu?"

Tian Jungkook squeezed his fingers, and repeated following his brother's mouth shape: "It's... berries?"

Min Yoongi heard him talking more and more outrageous, and he really couldn't stand it anymore: "It's 'General', I know it."

Min Qianjie slapped him: "Take a break, you two are just as outrageous."

Tian Jungkook was still working hard there: "Sweet wine fruit?"

I don’t know what orientation this pronunciation sniped into BTS. For a while, the audio track was full of "Sweet Fruit" with various timbres and tones. Even Min Qianjie was cute, and the more I listened to it, the more I felt "Sweet Fruit" Super suitable for my youngest, watching him smile dotingly: "It's okay, just say it like this, Kiyo."

Tian Zhengguo nodded, and looked at the camera again: "I am the youngest Jiuguo, thank you everyone."

[Vest!Really super suitable for the youngest! Wuli sweet wine fruit! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Guoguo has turned me into a cute baby, so good, so good, so good]

[Hi Daga, I am the old demon steamer]

【The "youngest" must have been taught by Qianjie hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" must have been taught by Qianjie]

[Min Yoongi laughed at me to death, you two are in the same boat]

[I can always drink wine umbrellas in strange places]

【Me too, it’s like a Thai old couple】

[Director: What the hell? 】

【It's really noisy hahahahahaha】

[Will the director really not be brainwashed by "Sweet Wine Fruit"]

【I'm dreaming tonight, but I can't forget it anyway】

Next up is Kim Nam Joon.The director team thought that this is the captain, so they won't make a living, but they underestimated BTS again. What kind of serious person can the captain be if he can bring out such a shaky team?

Sure enough, Nantang is worthy of being the two major mountain ranges of Bulletproof, and even the trial of wheat has the same origin: "One, two, three, three, three, three, three, three." The last few threes made him speak eloquently , the tone fluctuates, it just doesn't sound very smart.

The director team had already given up, and calmly adjusted the volume of the radio a little, watching the remaining two people say it.

Park Ji-joon wore a white peaked cap instead, straightened his bangs, and said softly, "Hi everyone! I'm Jimin! Did you hear that? Ah, did you hear that, ah~ah?"

Jung Hoseok clapped his hands and laughed wildly, thinking that his younger brother's act of thinking everyone couldn't hear him was cute and funny.Jin Nanjun and Min Qianjie had already covered their foreheads, unwilling to look at the camera, reflecting for the first time whether the IQ in the team was abnormal.

Zheng Haoxi was about to introduce, but suddenly laughed when he thought of what he was going to say.

Jin Nanjun looked at him and thought it was outrageous: "Hurry up, aren't you ready?"

Zheng Haoxi calmed down and said, "Okay, let's do it briefly."

He took a deep breath, tried "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", so far it's normal, even the action of lifting the collar is still rusty.

Min Yoongi and Min Qianjie turned their heads away ahead of time.Zheng Haoxi is so normal, they are afraid that they will not be able to accept the rebound after bottoming out.What can make Zheng Haoxi special preparation is not to be handsome, but to be a treasure.

BTS understands why the director team doesn't understand. Hearing that Zheng Haoxi specially prepared it, he looked forward to it. Several female staff members were also so handsome by his action of pulling their collars. challenge.

Zheng Haoxi took a deep breath and raised the corners of his mouth: "Mike test." Then he raised the back of his hand to his chin, moved his neck left and right, and the human sound effect was never absent: "Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep—”

The teammates turned their heads and couldn't bear to look any more. He was also serious for a second, and the smile on his face was healed by the sun: "I'm sorry, my desire to express is too strong."

Min Yoongi rubbed his nose: "Ah, you really put your heart into it."

Jin Nanjun also nodded: "Well, I can see that it took a lot of thinking."

Director: "..."

Damn, what are we expecting.

But isn’t it cool for a normal Korean group to come to a variety show? ?Where did you get the mudslides from? Playing handsome is not playing tricks, okay? ?What we want is beauty crit not Yanyi crit! ?It's a heart challenge, not an IQ challenge! ?

I also understood very well in the later stage, put small stickers of eight people, and marked "micOK!"

【I'm really fucking laughing...】

[Program group: It's for you to understand for fun]

[Xiao Po stands to pay Xixi! ! ! ! ! 】

[Actually, other people's brains are not very OK]

【Cross out the top one】

[BTS: I'll give you ten dollars, and you'll follow others]

[?What qualifications does BTS have to say about me? 】

[As we all know, one meter is worth ten blacks, and one bomb is worth ten thousand meters]

Everything was ready, Tian Zhengguo hit the board with both hands: "One, two, three, start shooting!"