First Love[BTS]

[Video: (Pure passer-by/BTSMVor stage reaction) I don’t allow anyone who hasn’t watched the life of Min Qianjie, a heartthrob/Played: 103.4 million]

【Welcome back】

【See Enclosure】

[This terrifying playback volume...]

【I'm already laughing】

[Before I clicked in, I really didn't expect it to be so funny...]

[I declare that the best player in this video is neodymium copper]

[Are you looking down on straight men above! [angry jpg.]]

[My niece refuses to accept it! 】

[Meng Yi Ruan Ling is not worthy of having a name? 】

[In order to make this video, I interviewed almost all my friends who are good at playing and are not Ami, and then I will divide them into straight men, straight women, 1, 0, T, P six modules to classify statistics ]

[This is really pure passerby, almost half of the people have only heard the name of BTS, and the other half have at most seen my mobile phone screen saver, and listened to the bluetooth connection playlist in my car]

[Not much to say, let's start]

[① "RUN" MV]

[Reminder, the quotation marks are the words shouted by their most representative characters at the heartbeat moment]

[My grass, open the screen to critical strike]

[Remember this "most representative"]

[Mints can't be shark crazy? 】

[Blindly guessing the straight girl Amana Tian Jungkook! 】

【And Min Qianjie!Pure white hair is really too white moonlight! 】

[straight man]

[No. 5: RM]

["This is the hair color for a macho!" (he loves pink)]

[No. 4: V]

["woc he's so good!" (He started screaming directly after seeing Nan Tai being caught)]

[No. 3: Jimin]

["I don't know why, but I want to hug him when I see him sitting in the bathtub." (Teacher Park deserves to be you)]

[No. 2: Tende]

[(He was silent for a long time) "Why don't you count it into the data of 1 for me?"]

[No. 1: SUGA]

["In a word, my big brother." (His ideal hair color has changed from pink to mint green, and I try to block it)]

【"Min Qianjie's Fascinating Life"】

[Small and small prisms make me laugh so hard]

[How should I put it, I'm really not surprised]

【"Why don't you count it into the data of 1 for me"】

【Is no one laughing at Nantang hahahahahahahahahaha】

[These straight men are recognizing their big brother, please help]

[I can see that straight men like Brother Yan and Qian Min [狗头jpg.]]

[straight daughter]

[No. 3: J-hope]

["Sleeping into my heart when I fell asleep" (she's a flip of cheerful and melancholy)]

[No.2: JIN/V]

["It's so handsome when driving, the side face is invincible" / "I love bad boys too much"]

[Tied first: SUGA/Tende/JungKook]

["Waiting for him to save my school bully boyfriend, too Sue!"/"White Moonlight that I can't even imagine in my dreams." (I have been lamenting whether someone can really grow up like this)/"Wait for me Go save the puppy, sister is here!"]

[Sugar results are stable]

[Passers-by speak the most sharply, "The white moonlight that I dare not imagine in my dreams"]

[When Min Qianjie came out, the audience was really silent]

[My Supreme 238! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

【"Waiting for Him to Rescue" and "Waiting for Me to Rescue"】

【Your mother hahahahahahahahaha】

[1]

[No. 4: Jung Kook]

["He should be very likable to 0. When I cried, my fist was hardened, and my brother hit him!"]

[No. 3: SUGA]

["My generation's role model." (Your mother, I really hurt from laughing, I kept yelling big brother in the section where the car was smashed in the tunnel)]

[No. 2: V]

["The appearance of being pressed on the car is really beautiful"]

[Tie for first place: Tende/Jimin]

[(When it was Min Qianjie's turn, the audience was silent, blushing)/"It's so astringent, I want c"]

【Standard ending】

[Prism line: Straight men doubt their orientation, pure 1 gets deeper and deeper]

【Who doesn't want c Park Jimin】

[Why didn't you say anything when you got to Qianjie? 】

【White moonlight, the kind that can't bear to be stained】

【Big guts!Let me see who dares to suppress my wife!Kim Taehyung is mine! 】

[Help just confirm that Min Tang and Guo Guo are 1? 】

[Affirmation from the same kind]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha who the fuck saw that Tian Jungkook is just a small tea bag kkkkkk]

[While talking about wanting to hit him, and making him No.4 at the same time, this group of 1 is quite duplicity? 】

【"Big Brother Beats Him"】

【"Sugar Results Status"】

[Suga, that role model of my generation, really laughed at me, I just said that no one can escape mints! 】

[0]

[No. 4: JIN]

["Want to rip his clothes off."]

[No. 3: JungKook/Tende]

["Come to my bed and cry."]

[No. 2: Jimin/V]

["It's not impossible to do 1 for love."]

[No. 1: SUGA]

["Da Yu looked at me and said that I can't cure the water."]

[has to be 0]

[Suga, I watched it for a long time before I understood it...]

【What did I say, Peppermint Shark is crazy】

【How can Min Qianjie be 1 or 0? I laughed so hard】

【I'm serious, let's put some pants on this group of 0...】

[T]

[No. 2: SUGA]

["rap is awesome."]

[No. 1: Tende]

["It's pretty awesome."]

[FOR]

[Tied first: JungKook/Tende]

["Sound good to hear."]

[Remember Sister T and Sister P who are still perfunctory at this time]

【Congratulations to all the candidates selected】

【My heart, Min Qianjie is really a masterpiece of Nv Wa's show off】

[They are Su and Leng, they are invincible in "RUN"]

[Considering that the boy group does not conform to the sexual orientation of T and P, I then specially found the members’ collection of women’s clothing, including J-TENDE’s women’s clothing “Something” and all members’ women’s clothing “Blood, Sweat and Tears”]

[ps: In order to preserve the purity of the other four categories, this paragraph is only shown to them]

[②Women's clothing]

[T]

[No. 1: Tende]

["I'm stupid." (She doesn't see anyone else anymore, especially when Qian Jie dances "Something")]

[FOR]

[No. 1: Tende]

[(she too)]

【Help, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha】

【"My Grass"】

【"She Too"】

【The good one is also hahahahahahahahahaha】

[So that’s how Min Qianjie’s army of neodymium and copper came from?

【what did I say!Back then, "Something" was really a heavenly dish! 】

【Are the sisters hating him why is he not a daughter hahahahahaha】

["In order to preserve the purity of the other four classifications"]

[Laughing to death, I have never seen such a video of the whole process of questioning]

[I have consulted everyone’s opinions, and also informed Min Qianjie of the lethality of long hair in advance (because I originally wanted to make a group-oriented video, try to choose those stages and MVs that are almost brilliant, and Min Qianjie’s The appeal of long hair to certain groups is just too foul).But it’s okay not to say it, once I said it, everyone began to disbelieve]

[Then come on, the blood, sweat and tears period, the spring period, the black swan period, the Angbao period, and then come!Concert FM year-end stage one by one!Isn't it just a matter of changing the title!Do it later with the group! (Because the reaction was intense and there were only subtle differences, so I went directly to the mixed cut)]

[③Min Qianjie long hair mixed cut]

[Straight man 1: "What kind of classification am I now?" (He is the straight man who asked me to count him into 1 before. Seeing the blood, sweat and tears of Jimin's birthday singing on stage, he will die)]

[Straight man 2: "Although, he is so beautiful." (The part where Chun Ri cuts her hair)]

["Straight man" 3: "OK, I'm gay now." (movement of touching neck and side neck in blood, sweat and tears MV)]

[Straight man 4: "So can the video be p?" (The beauty of MMA in 19 years is so stupid for people to watch)]

[Straight man 5: "Sure enough, men understand men best." (He said he almost bent when he saw China's fifth FM FM Min Qianjie pack himself out)]

[All the remaining straight men: "He is really beautiful." (Undoubtedly the beauty god)]

[Straight Daughter 1: "I really like the feeling of brokenness on my body, and I am always ready to bury my feeling." (Chun Ri Haircut[tears streaming down my face jpg.])]

[Straight daughter 2: "I'm too hasty in this life, in my next life I will definitely remember to ask Nuwa to make it bigger for me." (md you wear a pair of pants!)]

[Straight Daughter 3: "Is this song called "Blood, Sweat and Tears"? His voice is nice, and he sings and dances really steadily." (Is this Mu Qiang's criticism)]

[Straight daughter 4: "Stop talking, my husband." (Yan Zijie pokes her xp, saying that Min Qianjie in the Black Swan MV is the noble and cold in her dream)]

[Straight Daughter 5: "Is he really safe in the team?" (Thinking after watching "Blood, Sweat and Tears")]

[Straight Daughter 6: Miss him (she said blood, sweat, tears, singing, touching crotch, it really looks like doi)]

[Chinese Straight Daughter: "My grass! White hair!"]

[Everyone: "I can't believe that such a person will appear in reality." (I don't tell you, you know, this paragraph is definitely Aphrodite)]

[1]

["My grass."]

[0]

["My grass."]

[Don't doubt, their words are really so concise!Never stopped me grass!Compared with straight men and straight women, I believe that if I want to make similar videos in the future, I will really not find passers-by with 1 and 0]

[I have always known that Min Qianjie is extremely lethal to gay men, but this is indeed the first time I have faced it...I don’t want to talk big, this group of people will definitely become Ami when they go back]

[Especially blood, sweat and tears, when watching the MV and singing on stage, some people said that he really almost fell in]

[When they were sweating and crying, the group of little zeros were still shouting "fishing for 1 textbook", but they were dumb when they reached the god of beauty (I believe you all understand that kind of indistinguishable and shocking beauty), and finally Ang Bao's white hair came out Everyone is excited... In their words, love in a dream 1, long-haired beauty Gong yyds]

[T]

["If it's a man, let me be a man, sister give me a c." (Don't doubt, this kind of voice almost all appears in blood, sweat and tears)]

[FOR]

["Gender doesn't matter anymore, I really want the beautiful sister to step on me." (They absolutely love Ang Bao, especially when the battle damage in the MV came out and screamed)]

[ps: It’s not that they didn’t like the Black Swan period, it’s because they felt that Min Qianjie at that time was really unattainable, thinking about it would be defiled]

["How dare people miss God", their original words]

[The classic look back at the Black Swan MV really silenced the audience]

[I deeply doubt that they haven't come out of women's clothing yet]

[xswl, after watching the women's clothing, the attitude is directly reversed 360 degrees]

【"elder sister"】

[3 clay powder ecstasy]

[Blood, sweat and tears and Ang Bao really have clear TP hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Attack and accept are also clear, fishing 1 textbook makes me laugh so hard, have you already started to learn from it? 】

[As soon as the blood, sweat and tears come out, I know it's over, what else is there to play? 】

【"Almost in"】

[A group of unbelievers laughed me to death]

【"My Grass"】

【Concise and powerful, 1 and 0 are really too funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha】

[In comparison, there are really many straight men and straight women]

[Straight men are still struggling, straight women fall into the pit vertically]

[There is no next issue hahahahahaha, master up, you no longer have any passer-by friends! 】