First Love[BTS]

Chapter 24 The Rookie King ①

On September 2013, 9, the ARMYs ushered in BTS's first variety show - Rookie King.

As long as the BTS are together, it is impossible to be quiet, and it is impossible to be bored. In addition, when they first debuted, they played very hard. The rookie king has become a variety show that combines funny, sad and embarrassing in the hearts of ARMYs.

The camera enters the living room from the messy doorway. The dormitory is cramped, but the atmosphere of life is extremely strong.

【...The attacking giant? 】

【Jin Ju blew me out】

[Wait...the refrigerator is...cooked sea pepper? 】

【What it is? 】

[Sichuan people expressed their frustration]

[Let me explain to you, it is the method of making chili in Sichuan, China. The seasoning is made by pouring the dried and ground chili with boiling oil]

[It is very real to use an iron bowl]

The camera slowly moved to the dormitory.

【It turned out that the dormitory was so small at that time... Brothers have worked hard】

[Wait a minute... you guys, wine umbrella? 】

[This bed with railings is the first time I see someone can put them together [Like]]

[Are you human Luban?I'm really confused]

【For love, I see you can do anything】

[I am really convinced by the pretty face, give me this famous nose]

【Taitai's blindfold is so cute, the baby is still sleepy】

【Jin Nanjun, who is going to laugh to death with your hairstyle】

【Min Tang Pai Qianjie wakes him up like an old married couple】

[You were the first CP to appear in the house group, was it just a joke? 】

[The voice of this commentary is so cheap...it makes me uncomfortable to hear it]

[Sound uncomfortable +1]

[The photo on Guoguo's bedside is so cute!Mom is heartbroken! 】

[Tende reached out and pulled off Taitai's blindfold and lifted him down very skillfully]

【Father and Son Real Hammer】

[Seeing all the members without makeup, I really... feel like a blind retarded person who said in front of Heizi before, "Because your face negates talent, then you are really superficial"]

【The sister who crossed over and hugged the sister in front of me felt distressed but wanted to laugh】

[No way, 13 years of aesthetics is like this, and it got better later]

"What are you going to do now?" Park Ji-joon poked his head out secretly, and buried it on Min Yoongi's back to wake up.

"It's time to dance, get up." Min Yoongi couldn't understand what the production team was thinking when they danced "No More Dream" who just woke up in the morning and were still wearing pajamas. They kept smiling with their eyes closed. glow.

【The wine umbrella is really white enough to shine】

【Master Min, please open your eyes and swag】

[Dancing is still closed? 】

【SUGA, does Ning have eyes? 】

[Laughing and laughing, I feel like crying]

【It's all blood, sweat and tears】

"How many times have I told you to tie your hair up before you wash your face." Min Qianjie, who had an apple head tied up, looked helplessly at the maknae who was washing his face with bangs hanging down, and stretched out his hand to push back his bangs, "I'll help you Press it, wash it quickly."

"Oh." Tian Zhengguo responded obediently, splashed water on his face with his hands, and ran out without drying himself after washing.

"Tian Jungkook!" Min Qianjie called him from the bathroom, "Wipe off the cream before leaving! Kim Taehyung, stop for me too!"

When Jin Taehyung heard his brother calling him, he stopped in his tracks, squeezed a big lump of face cream and applied it to his face with the way of painting the wall, Min Qianjie was tired of watching: "I try to learn bad things all day long, why don't you Why don’t you learn from him and not picky eaters?”

【Brother, let’s pick up your broken character design】

[Actually, it's not broken, Qianqian is still Qianqian to the outside world, but internally he always has a heart that can't be finished]

[Fuck, Qianjie's method of applying face cream...is it so exquisite...]

[To tell the truth, a girl like me doesn’t rely on fingers to apply face cream, it’s all applied directly]

[Hobi and Chikyu are really delicate and responsible]

[Give me an exquisite CP card face! 】

【Kim Taehyung, let me just ask, do you take your face as your face? 】

【Am I the only one who wonders who this "he" is? 】

[Just came back from Malta, solved the case, taught by Min Yoongi]

[Qiu people's ancestral craftsmanship appeared so early]

【Qianjie really looks like my mother complaining to me about my bad habits like my father】

[Worthy of the ubiquitous wine umbrella]

"I don't really understand what people think when they get up early in the morning to eat bibimbap." Min Qianjie blew on the porridge in the bowl and gave a thumbs up to the camera, "Our BTS members all have iron bars. Stomach."

Min Yoongi started to stir with a spoon, and he didn't forget to reply, "It's better than making you hungry later."

Pu Zhixuan was ready to move: "That's right, Brother Qianjie told me to buy rice wrapped in seaweed when he was hungry."

"Little heartless," Min Qianjie kicked him with a smile, "I told you to go there that time."

"Yeah," Tian Zhengguo said quietly, "Brother Zhiqi went that time, and I went there the rest of the time."

Min Yoongi glanced at him: "If you have the ability, don't come up and sleep with us."

"I don't." Tian Jungkook hugged Min Yoongi tightly, "I'm really super happy to buy food for my brother."

"It's as if you don't eat it." Min Qianjie took a sip of porridge, "When I first asked you to buy it, half of it would go into your stomach."

Tian Jungkook stuck out his tongue at the camera, buried his head in his meal and stopped talking.

[Oh my god, I only ate half of it, six barrels, what's wrong with you, oh, oh, oh, oh, my mother is so distressed]

【Wine Umbrella is really bringing a baby】

[The way you look at Jin Tai, xswl]

[Jin Tai: Dad, Mom, am I not your favorite son? 】

[It turns out that you can sleep in the middle of the wine umbrella if you buy laver rice for Mr. Qian?I can, just tell me how many cars you want! 】

【Wake up in front】

【First of all, you have to be Tian Jungkook】

"My brothers only ate here twice," Pu Zhixuan said proudly, "Taehyung and I ate here three times a day."

The camera showed Min Yoongi, he pursed his lips and smiled: "I miss my mother very much, the food cooked by my aunt is very homely."

[Minmin, tell me, what is there to be proud of? 】

【Because he compared his brother to him】

【xswl, you can spoil with wine】

[Otherwise, do you think he dares to touch the wine umbrella? 】

【Everyone is so young now】

[Now I can’t eat here anymore, the queue is too long]

【Maomao, you still say it’s okay, obviously you miss home very much】

[Thank you for persevering, thank you for being an idol, thank you for letting me meet you]

After the daily routine in the practice room and the girl group dance filming, it will be the last autograph session in Gwangju.

Min Qianjie reproduced the shape of the red hair headband, the eyeliner was drawn a little thinner, and the amazing beauty immediately stood out.They set up a small shed outside the department store, and the fans gathered together. For a newcomer who just debuted, this scale is already quite impressive.They sat in the order of support, shook hands with every fan who came over, and put on the trinkets they prepared for themselves.

Min Yoongi wears a bow around his neck, with a small heart on his face, which contrasts nicely with Min Qianjie, who has two bows on both sides of his head on the right side.

【I'm crying, it's a wine umbrella that will still be open】

【Min Yoongi!See for yourself how open-minded you were when you were young! 】

【Min Qianjie!See for yourself how active you were when you were young!Don’t laugh at that woman, woo woo woo woo woo woo]

【Debut fans are really making too much money】

【Thank you to ARMY who has been with them since then】

[At that time, wine umbrellas would still wear bowknots to compare hearts, but now they can only compare hearts. After a signing, Min Qianjie's face is cleaner than anyone else's]

[The third sister-in-law came and said that she would cherish the Tende, which is limited to cool salt and salt before the age of 25. After the age of 25...]

[Let's put it this way, before the age of 25, we will attack each other with wine umbrellas, after the age of 25, you two will accept each other]

[The sisters in front are too incisive]

[?Min Qianjie? What are you doing】

[Min Qianjie, tell me, does your fourth brother's neck smell good? 】

[I want to talk about this, this is Ami asking Xixi what kind of perfume smells good, but Xixi said that he didn't wear it, so the sister asked the third brother to smell it]

[Perhaps, is this sister addicted to Millennium? 】

【No, this sister is having sex/desire】

[I'm confused, isn't Jimin right next to him? 】

[Because the grilled chicken rice was fooling around with Kim Taehyung, the sister couldn't get in her mouth]

[Help hahahahahaha, let me shout a wine dance szd before I die laughing]

[Even if I'm eating Chint, I really want to make Master Min's sweater hat green for P]

[I already have it, [jpg.][jpg.], because Min Qianjie put too many green hats on Min Yoongi]

[The difference between Mr. Qian and Mr. Park is that Mr. Qian only teases the inside of the team, while the status of Master Min’s main palace is stable; Mr. Park always keeps the red flag inside the team, and the colorful flags outside the team are fluttering]

[Pu is always the master of Duan Shui, and Mr. Qian's hands are always crooked, but no one dares to say anything]

【Because what he is crooked is the real power in the team】

[Laughing to death, Min Yoongi's head is green, and his eyes are green]

PM20:00, SBSPri□□eTower in Shangamdong.

[Jung Ming, I am embarrassed and have cancer, the Great Wall is about to start construction]

【I smile first】

[There are a lot of famous scenes ahead, don’t eat those who eat, don’t put on masks, prepare an empty mouth, and prepare to laugh]

"Personal skills?" Min Qianjie looked confused, and turned to ask Min Yoongi, "What personal skills do I have?"

Min Yoongi looked at him: "I'm pissed off in five sentences."

Min Qianjie: "..." He turned his head and asked his cameraman, "Can the two of you go up together?"

The cameraman suppressed a smile and shook his head.

"It's such a pity." Min Qianjie remained expressionless, "I thought I could perform 'who gets pissed off first'."

[How about I show you two a three-sentence laugh to death?]

[Then I'll show off my talent, and I'll be sweetened to death within five sentences of the performance]

[Then I congratulate you two for successfully challenging the challenge? 】

[Then I will give everyone the whole job, and I will be laughed to death by the barrage within three seconds]

【Where do these talents come from? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha】

The most advanced elevator was Park Zhijun, and Min Qianjie entered the elevator after Min Yoong.

Min Qianjie looked at the camera: "The personal skill I will perform for everyone... is to imitate my relatives, Min Yoongi."

Then the subtitles appeared - "So, did Tende imitate successfully?"

Then, the screen was divided into two parts, one for Min Yoongi, marked the original version; the other half for Min Qianjie, marked imitation.

【Again, my face is sore from laughing】

【Let me tell you, the imitation was very successful】

[Min Qianjie, I am asking you to imitate, not to surpass]

[Next, please enjoy the annual drama - "The Mystery of the Single Wine Umbrella"]

[nmd is until the point where you can only live with a partner]

After Min Qianjie finished speaking, he made a bulletproof gesture with both hands, with a disdainful smile on his face, and lowered his voice: "SUGA." After he finished speaking, he started breaking, his hand movements were the same fancy and swag as Min Yoongi.

The elevator stopped on the sixth floor.Min Qianjie frowned and stood up from the ground.The elevator door opened, and a woman in a cool, weeping black dress walked in.Min Qianjie glanced at the camera, and suddenly remembered that this did not prevent him from imitating Min Yoongi.

"Yo Robben, what would SUGA do in this situation?" He ignored the woman's tears, ignored the woman's strange gaze, and to be precise, ignored the woman, "He might do this." He finished He continued with his actions, and even said the few raps he knew.

【I feel sorry for my sister, she may think she has time-traveled】

[Black skirt Nuna: Why is it the same as the last one? 】

[At the beginning, the rap here gave me the illusion that Qianjie said it well, but I didn’t think he would still only sing these few lines in 2020]

【"Rainy weather in the evening, the mood is badly"】

[Jung Ming hahahahahahahahaha leave him a pair of underwear! 】

[Xinmi expressed doubts, what are you talking about? 】

[Master Min said that this was the rap lyrics written by Qianjie in the end-of-month assessment when he was a trainee, but Master Min changed it later]

[Changed to the line he just sang "the sound of the rain in the evening, and the heartbeat in harmony, beep, beep, beep"]

【Laugh at me to death, Min Tian can do it】

【Min Qianjie, you really imitated to the essence】

[Pure passerby, are these twins? 】

The actress is still very dedicated, crying and pressing the elevator, floor by floor.Now Min Qianjie couldn't jump anymore, and his face was expressionless: "Where are you going?"

The woman covered her mouth without speaking, and continued to press the elevator.Min Qianjie frowned and wanted to cancel, but found that he couldn't.

"Nu Na, in the public..." He remembered that he was still imitating in the middle of speaking, so he hurriedly stopped talking and helped her press the remaining layers.

Forget it, he thought, it's a big deal to do it again.

[MD, it's absolutely dead here]

【Really too similar】

[Brothers, give me the public screen on Niubi]

【World, is this the soulmate you mentioned? 】

[srds, Qianqian, tell mom, what did you want to say? 】

[I guess he originally wanted to teach that sister to pay attention to etiquette in public]

[Although you are right, I finally understand why the whole group has a love experience or a secret love experience, but you two have no experience]

[Min Yoongi & Min Qianjie: A woman? NO, justdance.]

[I have to say, you really know your relatives, but you are also really a wolf]

[I even feel that imitating Min Yoongi limits his performance]

[Now everyone can understand why the second sister-in-law and the third sister-in-law are relieved]

【I get it, thank】

[A blood letter from one person begs you two to harm each other for the rest of your life]

The elevator went up a few more floors, and the door suddenly opened, and a group of men poured in, squeezing him and the actress together.Min Qianjie couldn't imitate it any longer. He looked at a large empty seat next to him, and patted the man in gray on the shoulder: "Can you please move a little over there?"

The gray-clothed man glanced at him, but stubbornly did not move.

Min Qianjie looked at him.

He looked at Min Qianjie.

In the end, she still couldn't resist Min Qianjie's eyes, and walked a little over there. Min Qianjie took advantage of this gap to hand over the coat to the actress, and then shrank like a loach to the farthest place from the actress.

The elevator has arrived.

The group of people walked out, the actress turned her head to look at him, and said with a smile, "It's a hidden camera."

Min Qianjie froze for a moment, the elevator door closed slowly, and he hastily stretched out his hand to block it.

The elevator door opened slowly, and the group performers looked puzzled.

Min Qianjie looked very calm, and reached out to the actress: "Return the clothes to me."

【…】

【As expected of you】

[Min Qianjie, you don’t have to run so far, after all, that’s a woman, not a female ghost]

【Female ghost, you can go to Kim Taehyung, you two will be able to talk for sure】

[I clenched my fists when he handed the clothes, but I didn't expect that I could coincide with his brain waves when the elevator door closed]

[Although I kept clamoring not to forget the clothes, I still didn't expect you to ask for them]

【I really want to see Nuna's expression】

【To tell the truth, your relatives are not as cruel as you】

[The second half of the study is from the current Master Min, right? He has traveled through time? 】

[xswl, don't run away from the one of Master Min now, it's really exactly the same]

[Really, there is his shadow in every gesture]

[Why do you like him so much, what can you do]

[When it comes to personal skills, the first thing that comes to mind is him, and he is also the candidate]

[Drinking an umbrella, the most fearful thing is to fall in love with a funny laugh, the stamina is too great]

[The wine umbrella can't bear to drink carefully, the more you drink, the more you want to cry]

【After all, it is a soulmate who admits it personally】

【It’s him who cries with you, it’s him who laughs with you, it’s him who makes trouble with you】

[Brothers, don’t marry others, okay, just walk with each other]

【I really can't stand a third person getting involved in the middle of the wine umbrella... I'm really going to cry to death that day】

【Stop talking, I feel a little uncomfortable right now】

【Believe in their love for each other, they will never be separated】

[forever, Chebai]

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