The thief girl wants to buy a home in Rice Flower
Chapter 5 Bourbon Observation Report
Budget travel on a budget.
My mood quickly calmed down.
Because Bourbon said he would treat me to a dessert buffet tonight.
... It can't be called a surprise, but simply surprised that he would treat girls to a dessert buffet at night.
Although I don't care about the heat, most girls seem to care.
"Bourbon is such a nice guy... woo..."
What is lost can no longer be retrieved. The system has no option to turn back time. The only options I can choose are to reset or move on.For a hopeful future, I choose to continue to work hard on the road of being a worker.
The light blond man opened his mouth and asked, "Is that so?"
I was taken aback: "Huh?"
"Maybe I just want to gain a higher status in the organization by pleasing you—"
"Impossible." I wiped away the last bit of tears, and waved to him, "It's better to say that you are an undercover agent of some organization, and you want to make me betray you through gentle means."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because my status is not high, I have a code name because of the failed undercover mission before." I pursed my lips, "Do you know that I am working in a funeral home? That is my next mission. Disposing of corpses leaving traces, turning 'death' into 'unaccounted for'."
In fact, the owner of the funeral home was also involved with the winery, so he would turn a blind eye to my future illegal actions.
"I see...you don't seem to like the job?"
I shook my head: "Only in terms of work, I still like it. I don't have to work overtime for less work, but the organizational tasks are a bit..."
There was a hint of sarcasm in Bourbon's voice: "Not in line with your moral values?"
I always feel that there is a pitfall in this question, but considering that Bourbon is such an upright and sincere person, I feel determined to tell the truth.
So I hastily denied: "Why, anyway, it's already a corpse in my hands, and I can't be resurrected no matter what - what I hate is idle work, you don't expect Gin to pay me for cremation after delivering the corpse The cost? I have to find a place to dispose of the ashes myself, which is definitely very frustrating..."
As I said that, I sighed heavily: "Actually, I used to respect the dead, but I was too tired."
As a result, the city where he was located was almost destroyed after his mental breakdown.
Fortunately, a savior with a sea urchin head and a very special right hand woke me up, just like he once woke up my first love.
...Why am I reminiscing about my student days again? Obviously, my external personality is beautiful.
Bourbon glanced at me and didn't ask, but I felt that he was interested in me, like a newcomer's subtle curiosity about the lifestyle and experience of his predecessors, wanting to know how the other party got a promotion and salary increase, which one? The boss is easy to get along with, which boss is better to hide from, or it may be a little trick to catch fish.
But if he doesn't ask, I won't tell.After all, the seniors are not as glamorous as they appear on the surface. I think this is fine, but I can't bring negative thoughts to the newcomers.
·
Three days later, the investigation on Kaitou M was over. It can't be said that nothing was found, it can only be said that the investigation was basically in vain.
Thank you for wearing a mask in a flash of inspiration, otherwise Bourbon would not only have come to the conclusion that Phantom Thief M has the same height and body shape as me.
But he didn't write that in the report, he just asked about my height and weight value, and wrote the value, so that it didn't look like he was drawing suspicion on me.
This guy is really good, and I need to praise him more.
"I didn't find this car in the channels going out from Tokyo, nor at the port. The car seemed to have disappeared out of thin air."
Sitting in Bourbon's car with milk tea in my hand, I concluded based on the current situation.
"It's difficult to accomplish this kind of thing with the strength of one person. The other party may be a team, and one or several of them are related to gin." Bourbon speculated.
I shrugged noncommittally.
"However, I am only responsible for providing real clues, and drawing conclusions is not within the scope of my work." He smiled.
I said sternly: "Although I really want to say that this is to shirk responsibility, but considering that I also want to shirk responsibility, I will reluctantly agree with you."
Moreover, Gin itself did not cooperate with our investigation—since the victim was so uncooperative, even if those of us who watch the show fail to produce results, the boss will not be too harsh.
So the materials for the report were handed in, and the work came to an end. I was still a little bit reluctant to part with Bourbon because the observation report was not finished yet, but he mentioned the original plan that I had forgotten for a while—going to Okinawa new year.
How happy I was when I came up with this plan is how sad I am now looking back.
Bourbon showed a deep smile: "In order to investigate the source of Phantom Thief M's clothes, we have to go to the field to investigate the Ryukyu that may be related to it, and the funds have been approved."
The corner of my mouth twitched slightly.
"...I think you are talking nonsense with your eyes open." No matter how you look at it, the clothes have nothing to do with traditional Ryukyu clothes!
"But obtaining funding is an established fact. What do you say? Do you want to go?"
"Of course!"
The opportunity to go whoring for free has already hit my face, if I refuse again, it will be too ignorant!
"By the way, is it enough to book a sea view hot spring room? Can you soak in the balcony to welcome the sunrise by the sea?"
He nodded: "Understood, is there anything else I need?"
"No, just pursue this point, try to spend as much as possible on the premise that you don't need to subsidize yourself, and the organization's wool is not in vain."
I remember hearing people say that when you just want to get to know a person, ask him to go on a trip.
So by the time I get back, my Bourbon Observations will be finished.
I hope he doesn't let me down, and he doesn't let Rum down either.
·
A day later at the same time, Bourbon and I were eating soufflé with chestnut sauce and hot black tea on the beach of Senaga Island while the sea breeze was blowing.
Thinking that it only snowed in Tokyo not long ago, and now I am wearing a shirt and a decorative plush cape, I am sincerely relieved, especially after imagining the scene of Gin holding a hat with one hand and squeezing the bus in the snow.
"It seems that you are satisfied with the itinerary?" Bourbon sat opposite me, in front of him was a cup of black coffee that seemed deliberately serious, "Dinner has been booked. Go to Shuri Castle tomorrow, and go to International Street later , go to Nago’s aquarium the day after tomorrow, come back in the evening to eat New Year’s soba noodles, and go to Naminoue Palace to pay homage on New Year’s Day-the car is already rented, and I’m happy to give up the seat if you want to drive.”
"If you're tired, let me drive it." I waved my hand, "I'm very satisfied, don't worry, there won't be any negative comments about you in the observation report."
The soufflé is delicious, the bourbon is eye-catching, what else can I complain about?
"I'm relieved that I don't actually have a sense of crisis to deal with the report."
I pursed my lips: "You want to ask about the function of the report?"
Bourbon tilted his head slightly, showing a very seductive smile, which made my eyes shine, "If this is something that cannot be told to me—"
I quickly waved my hands, "Of course not, um... do you know about SPI testing?"
"Aptitude testing for graduates before they enter the workforce?"
"It's probably something like that. Japanese companies that are accustomed to the lifetime employment system use test questions to judge whether young people are suitable for them. You see, our winery is also a lifetime employment organization."
Although it is the employment period until death.
Bourbon showed a dazed expression, "It turns out that Melo is the HR of the organization."
"It's not a member of the personnel department. I don't have the ability to assess newcomers. You can get a code name, which means that your ability has been recognized. It's just that Rum thinks that from my perspective of ordinary people, I may see different content from him."
"Like?"
I thought for a while and replied: "It's mainly about personality flaws and the like. Do you like to brag too much to attract people's attention? If your actions are too ostentatious, it will easily attract the attention of the police. If there is an element of acting in getting along with me, then whether the acting is fake... All in all, it’s all about the content.”
The pale blond man held a coffee cup in one hand, his smile suddenly became calm and shallow: "Does Mello think I'm performing?"
I nodded as it should: "Obviously yes, from the first time I saw me, until now it's all acting skills, although the acting skills are superb-don't show such suspicious eyes, I can only tell the acting skills , I can't judge the real psychology and the reason for the performance, and I don't think there is anything wrong with the performance. For example, when I am sad, you actually don't have empathy at all, but you pretend to understand me to comfort me, so I It will still be healed."
"Eh--"
"What? Finally raised a little vigilance against me?" I blinked my eyes, "Don't worry, as long as you don't hinder me from realizing my dream, I won't hinder you in anything."
On the other hand, if Bourbon is really undercover, whether it is an official organization or a hostile force, I don't mind at all doing something for him by using the funeral home as a worker.
Parents decide my parentage, I can't change it, but in the end I still want to be a good person.
... Rather, I hope to have a peaceful life after the organization's downfall.
Bourbon raised his eyebrows: "Your dream?"
"Well, the dream I had since I was a child has almost come true many times... The step is to work to earn money—the goal is to buy a home of my own."
Speaking of this, I couldn't help but feel excited, put down the fork and clenched my fists with both hands.
"A fully functional two-bedroom room that won't be disturbed by unexpected guests. I only entertain my friends. One room is filled with my favorite games and figurines, and the other room has a soft bed that I can roll around in and a bed that can hold all my favorites. The cosmetics are placed on the super-large dressing table on the table. I have one or two hamsters, and when I play games with the dolls, they will roll around on the ground next to them on the hamster balls.”
"By the way, there are snacks and drinks. If a convenience store is within 1 minute, I can live without stock at home, but the refrigerator is always full...and the dishwasher! I will definitely buy it when I have a home Great capacity dishwasher!"
"...What, why are you laughing? Do you find it strange? Is it incredible?"
He nodded honestly: "Don't you think it's too extravagant to live in a two-bedroom room alone? Cleaning is also troublesome, right?"
"That's right, then it will be reduced to a living room and an ultra-luxurious bedroom. One bedroom and one living room can't be less!"
This person... obviously thought it was unbelievable for me to have such a simple dream, but he naturally picked up the topic. How high is the emotional intelligence required to make people feel so comfortable.
"Put a curtain on the position directly opposite the bed and install a projector. You can play games on the bed at night, and you can sleep without moving when you are sleepy." Bourbon continued to suggest, "Since you want to buy a dishwasher, you can also buy a sweeper. Although robots can only be responsible for the sanitation of the ground, the workload can be reduced a lot.”
"Woo! I've already imagined that happy scene!"
If, if I hadn't switched the brakes to the gas then...
Heart hurts.
·
The Bourbon Observation Report
First of all, let me state my conclusion. Bourbon is a qualified intelligence officer with extremely high IQ, EQ, observation skills, intelligence analysis ability and action ability. He has no resistance to minor illegal activities such as hacking and theft, and has no obvious interest in money and luxury goods. Strong will, very suitable for the current job orientation.
He is very self-motivated and well versed in the way of dealing with people, which may be related to his past experience.Likewise, he is discreet and willing to be on good terms with ordinary members like me who are not valued.But he thinks that gin is my first love, which is really hard for me to accept. The first love I described has nothing to do with gin except hair color, in fact, even hair color is different!
……
In terms of task budget, Bourbon and Belmore should be in the same category. They can budget carefully and strictly control expenses within the plan. This is in stark contrast to Gin’s frequent over-budget operations. It is rare and reliable that the financial department can feel at ease. adults.
The above information is all based on subjective judgments. I have been in contact with Bourbon for ten days so far, and the other party has not shown any suspiciousness, but it does not rule out the possibility that other organizations are undercover. Please know.
PS.
He is really hot, his chest and abdominal muscles are art!Very good at talking, especially good at boasting!If there is a chance, I would like to go on missions with him!
P.P.S.
Regarding the man who was injured by me in the car accident a few days ago, I met him again at the beginning of the new year. He claimed that he had long planned to travel to Okinawa, and it was purely a coincidence that he met me again.He did not claim compensation from me for the car accident, and his attitude was gentle and attentive. Bourbon seemed to think that there was a high probability that he wanted to have a relationship with me. Whether this meeting was really a coincidence is still unknown.
The author says:
· "Strict budgeting and strict control of spending within the plan" means spending the budget exactly
· Time Dafa, start!
(The start is the end of the year six years ago, and it is currently the beginning of the year five years ago. Before the first year of Conan, the time will be jumped in units of years)?
My mood quickly calmed down.
Because Bourbon said he would treat me to a dessert buffet tonight.
... It can't be called a surprise, but simply surprised that he would treat girls to a dessert buffet at night.
Although I don't care about the heat, most girls seem to care.
"Bourbon is such a nice guy... woo..."
What is lost can no longer be retrieved. The system has no option to turn back time. The only options I can choose are to reset or move on.For a hopeful future, I choose to continue to work hard on the road of being a worker.
The light blond man opened his mouth and asked, "Is that so?"
I was taken aback: "Huh?"
"Maybe I just want to gain a higher status in the organization by pleasing you—"
"Impossible." I wiped away the last bit of tears, and waved to him, "It's better to say that you are an undercover agent of some organization, and you want to make me betray you through gentle means."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because my status is not high, I have a code name because of the failed undercover mission before." I pursed my lips, "Do you know that I am working in a funeral home? That is my next mission. Disposing of corpses leaving traces, turning 'death' into 'unaccounted for'."
In fact, the owner of the funeral home was also involved with the winery, so he would turn a blind eye to my future illegal actions.
"I see...you don't seem to like the job?"
I shook my head: "Only in terms of work, I still like it. I don't have to work overtime for less work, but the organizational tasks are a bit..."
There was a hint of sarcasm in Bourbon's voice: "Not in line with your moral values?"
I always feel that there is a pitfall in this question, but considering that Bourbon is such an upright and sincere person, I feel determined to tell the truth.
So I hastily denied: "Why, anyway, it's already a corpse in my hands, and I can't be resurrected no matter what - what I hate is idle work, you don't expect Gin to pay me for cremation after delivering the corpse The cost? I have to find a place to dispose of the ashes myself, which is definitely very frustrating..."
As I said that, I sighed heavily: "Actually, I used to respect the dead, but I was too tired."
As a result, the city where he was located was almost destroyed after his mental breakdown.
Fortunately, a savior with a sea urchin head and a very special right hand woke me up, just like he once woke up my first love.
...Why am I reminiscing about my student days again? Obviously, my external personality is beautiful.
Bourbon glanced at me and didn't ask, but I felt that he was interested in me, like a newcomer's subtle curiosity about the lifestyle and experience of his predecessors, wanting to know how the other party got a promotion and salary increase, which one? The boss is easy to get along with, which boss is better to hide from, or it may be a little trick to catch fish.
But if he doesn't ask, I won't tell.After all, the seniors are not as glamorous as they appear on the surface. I think this is fine, but I can't bring negative thoughts to the newcomers.
·
Three days later, the investigation on Kaitou M was over. It can't be said that nothing was found, it can only be said that the investigation was basically in vain.
Thank you for wearing a mask in a flash of inspiration, otherwise Bourbon would not only have come to the conclusion that Phantom Thief M has the same height and body shape as me.
But he didn't write that in the report, he just asked about my height and weight value, and wrote the value, so that it didn't look like he was drawing suspicion on me.
This guy is really good, and I need to praise him more.
"I didn't find this car in the channels going out from Tokyo, nor at the port. The car seemed to have disappeared out of thin air."
Sitting in Bourbon's car with milk tea in my hand, I concluded based on the current situation.
"It's difficult to accomplish this kind of thing with the strength of one person. The other party may be a team, and one or several of them are related to gin." Bourbon speculated.
I shrugged noncommittally.
"However, I am only responsible for providing real clues, and drawing conclusions is not within the scope of my work." He smiled.
I said sternly: "Although I really want to say that this is to shirk responsibility, but considering that I also want to shirk responsibility, I will reluctantly agree with you."
Moreover, Gin itself did not cooperate with our investigation—since the victim was so uncooperative, even if those of us who watch the show fail to produce results, the boss will not be too harsh.
So the materials for the report were handed in, and the work came to an end. I was still a little bit reluctant to part with Bourbon because the observation report was not finished yet, but he mentioned the original plan that I had forgotten for a while—going to Okinawa new year.
How happy I was when I came up with this plan is how sad I am now looking back.
Bourbon showed a deep smile: "In order to investigate the source of Phantom Thief M's clothes, we have to go to the field to investigate the Ryukyu that may be related to it, and the funds have been approved."
The corner of my mouth twitched slightly.
"...I think you are talking nonsense with your eyes open." No matter how you look at it, the clothes have nothing to do with traditional Ryukyu clothes!
"But obtaining funding is an established fact. What do you say? Do you want to go?"
"Of course!"
The opportunity to go whoring for free has already hit my face, if I refuse again, it will be too ignorant!
"By the way, is it enough to book a sea view hot spring room? Can you soak in the balcony to welcome the sunrise by the sea?"
He nodded: "Understood, is there anything else I need?"
"No, just pursue this point, try to spend as much as possible on the premise that you don't need to subsidize yourself, and the organization's wool is not in vain."
I remember hearing people say that when you just want to get to know a person, ask him to go on a trip.
So by the time I get back, my Bourbon Observations will be finished.
I hope he doesn't let me down, and he doesn't let Rum down either.
·
A day later at the same time, Bourbon and I were eating soufflé with chestnut sauce and hot black tea on the beach of Senaga Island while the sea breeze was blowing.
Thinking that it only snowed in Tokyo not long ago, and now I am wearing a shirt and a decorative plush cape, I am sincerely relieved, especially after imagining the scene of Gin holding a hat with one hand and squeezing the bus in the snow.
"It seems that you are satisfied with the itinerary?" Bourbon sat opposite me, in front of him was a cup of black coffee that seemed deliberately serious, "Dinner has been booked. Go to Shuri Castle tomorrow, and go to International Street later , go to Nago’s aquarium the day after tomorrow, come back in the evening to eat New Year’s soba noodles, and go to Naminoue Palace to pay homage on New Year’s Day-the car is already rented, and I’m happy to give up the seat if you want to drive.”
"If you're tired, let me drive it." I waved my hand, "I'm very satisfied, don't worry, there won't be any negative comments about you in the observation report."
The soufflé is delicious, the bourbon is eye-catching, what else can I complain about?
"I'm relieved that I don't actually have a sense of crisis to deal with the report."
I pursed my lips: "You want to ask about the function of the report?"
Bourbon tilted his head slightly, showing a very seductive smile, which made my eyes shine, "If this is something that cannot be told to me—"
I quickly waved my hands, "Of course not, um... do you know about SPI testing?"
"Aptitude testing for graduates before they enter the workforce?"
"It's probably something like that. Japanese companies that are accustomed to the lifetime employment system use test questions to judge whether young people are suitable for them. You see, our winery is also a lifetime employment organization."
Although it is the employment period until death.
Bourbon showed a dazed expression, "It turns out that Melo is the HR of the organization."
"It's not a member of the personnel department. I don't have the ability to assess newcomers. You can get a code name, which means that your ability has been recognized. It's just that Rum thinks that from my perspective of ordinary people, I may see different content from him."
"Like?"
I thought for a while and replied: "It's mainly about personality flaws and the like. Do you like to brag too much to attract people's attention? If your actions are too ostentatious, it will easily attract the attention of the police. If there is an element of acting in getting along with me, then whether the acting is fake... All in all, it’s all about the content.”
The pale blond man held a coffee cup in one hand, his smile suddenly became calm and shallow: "Does Mello think I'm performing?"
I nodded as it should: "Obviously yes, from the first time I saw me, until now it's all acting skills, although the acting skills are superb-don't show such suspicious eyes, I can only tell the acting skills , I can't judge the real psychology and the reason for the performance, and I don't think there is anything wrong with the performance. For example, when I am sad, you actually don't have empathy at all, but you pretend to understand me to comfort me, so I It will still be healed."
"Eh--"
"What? Finally raised a little vigilance against me?" I blinked my eyes, "Don't worry, as long as you don't hinder me from realizing my dream, I won't hinder you in anything."
On the other hand, if Bourbon is really undercover, whether it is an official organization or a hostile force, I don't mind at all doing something for him by using the funeral home as a worker.
Parents decide my parentage, I can't change it, but in the end I still want to be a good person.
... Rather, I hope to have a peaceful life after the organization's downfall.
Bourbon raised his eyebrows: "Your dream?"
"Well, the dream I had since I was a child has almost come true many times... The step is to work to earn money—the goal is to buy a home of my own."
Speaking of this, I couldn't help but feel excited, put down the fork and clenched my fists with both hands.
"A fully functional two-bedroom room that won't be disturbed by unexpected guests. I only entertain my friends. One room is filled with my favorite games and figurines, and the other room has a soft bed that I can roll around in and a bed that can hold all my favorites. The cosmetics are placed on the super-large dressing table on the table. I have one or two hamsters, and when I play games with the dolls, they will roll around on the ground next to them on the hamster balls.”
"By the way, there are snacks and drinks. If a convenience store is within 1 minute, I can live without stock at home, but the refrigerator is always full...and the dishwasher! I will definitely buy it when I have a home Great capacity dishwasher!"
"...What, why are you laughing? Do you find it strange? Is it incredible?"
He nodded honestly: "Don't you think it's too extravagant to live in a two-bedroom room alone? Cleaning is also troublesome, right?"
"That's right, then it will be reduced to a living room and an ultra-luxurious bedroom. One bedroom and one living room can't be less!"
This person... obviously thought it was unbelievable for me to have such a simple dream, but he naturally picked up the topic. How high is the emotional intelligence required to make people feel so comfortable.
"Put a curtain on the position directly opposite the bed and install a projector. You can play games on the bed at night, and you can sleep without moving when you are sleepy." Bourbon continued to suggest, "Since you want to buy a dishwasher, you can also buy a sweeper. Although robots can only be responsible for the sanitation of the ground, the workload can be reduced a lot.”
"Woo! I've already imagined that happy scene!"
If, if I hadn't switched the brakes to the gas then...
Heart hurts.
·
The Bourbon Observation Report
First of all, let me state my conclusion. Bourbon is a qualified intelligence officer with extremely high IQ, EQ, observation skills, intelligence analysis ability and action ability. He has no resistance to minor illegal activities such as hacking and theft, and has no obvious interest in money and luxury goods. Strong will, very suitable for the current job orientation.
He is very self-motivated and well versed in the way of dealing with people, which may be related to his past experience.Likewise, he is discreet and willing to be on good terms with ordinary members like me who are not valued.But he thinks that gin is my first love, which is really hard for me to accept. The first love I described has nothing to do with gin except hair color, in fact, even hair color is different!
……
In terms of task budget, Bourbon and Belmore should be in the same category. They can budget carefully and strictly control expenses within the plan. This is in stark contrast to Gin’s frequent over-budget operations. It is rare and reliable that the financial department can feel at ease. adults.
The above information is all based on subjective judgments. I have been in contact with Bourbon for ten days so far, and the other party has not shown any suspiciousness, but it does not rule out the possibility that other organizations are undercover. Please know.
PS.
He is really hot, his chest and abdominal muscles are art!Very good at talking, especially good at boasting!If there is a chance, I would like to go on missions with him!
P.P.S.
Regarding the man who was injured by me in the car accident a few days ago, I met him again at the beginning of the new year. He claimed that he had long planned to travel to Okinawa, and it was purely a coincidence that he met me again.He did not claim compensation from me for the car accident, and his attitude was gentle and attentive. Bourbon seemed to think that there was a high probability that he wanted to have a relationship with me. Whether this meeting was really a coincidence is still unknown.
The author says:
· "Strict budgeting and strict control of spending within the plan" means spending the budget exactly
· Time Dafa, start!
(The start is the end of the year six years ago, and it is currently the beginning of the year five years ago. Before the first year of Conan, the time will be jumped in units of years)?
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