The thief girl wants to buy a home in Rice Flower

When is Gin going to buy a new car?

When I blatantly appeared in front of the gun, Gin, who was 20 meters away from me, showed a rather cruel smile.

When I threw out the smoke|bomb prepared in advance, used the needle-shaped space weapon provided by the system, shouted "CHECKMATE (General)", instantly sealed and took away his car, I reckoned that he couldn't laugh .

The zero o'clock bell struck at this very moment, and I followed the small map in my mind and rushed towards the direction of the gin, holding the mistletoe in one hand, and in the thick smoke, I precisely kissed the corner of his lips through the mask.He immediately fired two shots at me, but unfortunately I had already ducked in another direction.

Although this magic monster girl doesn't know magic, her physical flexibility is definitely not inferior to when I was a conjurer.

"Merry Christmas, Gin," I said loudly, moving rapidly.

"Thank you for the car, it's the best Christmas present ever."

But next time you send out the notice letter, don't write superfluous words. I almost put the mistletoe on Gin's face just now.

"I'm taking this false beauty with me tonight—"

At such a crowded festival, the sudden spread of smoke in the parking lot will cause commotion and attract crowds of onlookers.I escaped from the surroundings of the gin, and naturally blended into the crowd after undoing my transformation in the smoke, like a drop of water melting into the sea.

"It seems that my skills haven't degenerated yet. Next, I have to choose an apartment in Roppongi..."

Listening to the "task completed" notification sound in my head, I took the tram home with ease, feeling like I was stepping on cotton with every step.

I don't know how many points this car can exchange...

[The task reward has arrived, and the current host's point balance is one billion points. 】

Ok?

Um? ! ! !

billion? ! ! ! !

The phone vibrated suddenly, which made me startled. I took a closer look at the email from Rum, and there was a new task for me.

"Cooperate with Bourbon to investigate the Phantom Thief M. While investigating, observe Bourbon and report... Is the news of Gin's fiasco already known?"

I replied to the email, talking to myself, casually mentioning that I had just witnessed the gin being served, but I didn’t show gloating at all, my tone was so sad that I made myself laugh as I wrote it.

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The car I drove into the ditch was delivered to my door the next morning. I put on delicate makeup and wore the most expensive clothes in my closet. I happily drove out to the parking lot where the gin car was stolen yesterday. bourbon.

"System, how many points do I have now?"

[The current host's point balance is one billion points. 】

"KYA—"

So happy!Surrounded by happiness and overwhelmed!

After half a minute.

"System, how many points do I have now?"

[The current host's point balance is one billion points. 】

"KYA—"

This is really not a dream!Thank you Gin!I no longer doubt that you are an undercover agent!You are the most loyal, reliable and mellow wine in the winery!I'll go back and buy a case of gin for it!Pray every day!

"system--"

【One billion. 】

"system--"

【One billion. 】

This conversation lasted until Bourbon called. I was still so excited that I just said hello and he heard that I was very happy and asked me what happened.

"Hey hey, did you find out?" I said with a smile on my speakerphone, "I made a little money, and I'm planning where to go for the New Year. Bourbon, have you ever been to Okinawa? It seems very good to go to a southern island for a New Year's vacation. Eh."

Bourbon's voice was full of laughter: "I haven't been there either, it sounds very warm, and there are Ryukyu Awamori and brown sugar plum wine."

"Hey—as expected of an excellent employee of the winery who got the code name in just one year, I can only think of sea grapes and goat meat."

"Mello doesn't drink?"

"My alcohol resistance is very low. After I got the code name, I only drank Merlot once. Anyway, I don't have friends who drink with me... Bourbon, are you free for the New Year? Do you want to come with me? We can rent a villa with a sea view, I will pay for it, and plan for you to do it."

"Although I really want to agree, it depends on whether the current task is going well."

"Just say that Phantom Thief M might flee to Okinawa with a car, and you have to go to Okinawa to do investigations, so you can even travel at public expense."

"...How did you survive until now?"

"My sense of existence is relatively low. I don't think of me when doing dirty work and catching traitors."

On the morning of Christmas, it seems that because it is not yet the check-out time of the hotel, there are almost no pedestrians on the street, and there are only a few sporadic cars.That's good news for me, and it seems to be good news for anyone interested in touching porcelain.

This kind of situation is not uncommon, because I was too nervous and at a loss, obviously I should step on the brakes, but my body couldn't react, and I stiffly stepped on the accelerator pedal to the end——

As a result, the person who suddenly turned and wanted to cross the road was knocked out.

Realizing that something was wrong, I slammed on the brakes and took a deep breath.

Bourbon on the other end of the phone seemed to hear something strange, "Melo?"

And I swallowed hard: "...Retribution is coming, I know retribution will always come, but it's too fast."

"what happened?"

My voice was a little crying: "I was touched!"

I only touched Bourbon yesterday, and someone came to touch me today-I dare to bet the one billion points I earned in the early morning, this long-haired man who suddenly turned a corner definitely knew that I would be hit by me, and he deliberately took the risk of! ??

Even if I am stupid occasionally, I can still tell the difference if someone wants to plot against me due to my complicated life experiences.

How dare you covet my savings!

Bourbon immediately comforted him: "Don't be nervous, you should have a driving recorder installed. It is clear at a glance whether the car has hit anyone. What exactly happened?"

"...The driving recorder is useless, I just hit someone to death."

The air froze for several seconds.

After a long while, Bourbon asked, "Is he dead?"

I put my phone in my pocket and quickly got out of the car to look for the body that I knocked into the air. "I was going to see him. He just flew over the fence on the side of the road and landed more than ten meters away. I think he should be sent to be cremated directly... ...Eh, you seem to be still angry?"

This is a bit embarrassing.

Hmm... How should I put it, because I have dealt with death in various occupations before, in order to keep my spirit from collapsing, I will not feel guilty or remorseful towards the dead bodies of strangers.

But the living are completely different. In the past, all I did was to save the living. If I can save one more person, it is worth it.

So I will definitely not let this person who was seriously injured by me die, no matter whether he came to touch porcelain on purpose or not.

There are no surveillance cameras nearby, no passing vehicles, and no pedestrians. As long as I delete the contents of my driving recorder and then heal his injuries, I don’t need to have anything to do with the police, and I won’t bring any harm to my future happy life. come to trouble.

I hung up the phone with Bourbon and knelt down beside the long-haired man in the beanie.He had already fallen into a deep coma and was dying, blood stains almost covered his entire face, and the twisted angles of his limbs were a bit pervasive, not to mention the internal injuries that could not be seen from the outside... Obviously, he was hit very hard just now, even if he was sent to the hospital Go, there is no guarantee that he can be rescued.

...After all, I stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom.

"Tell you to learn from other people's touch porcelain, look, you almost risked your life... System, give me some useful props, such as the jade of the four souls, King Arthur's scabbard, the Sorcerer's Stone, etc. thing."

[Dear host, the system warmly reminds that the non-disposable items exchanged by the host cannot be used on people other than the host, and the Philosopher’s Stone is subject to copyright restrictions and cannot be rented or exchanged. 】

The corners of my mouth twitched: "Then do you think there are any props that can save a dying human being?"

[The card "Sigh of the Archangel" is a one-time item that can be exchanged. 】

The Archangel's Sigh... So that's it, it's a card in the game Greedy Island, which can heal all wounds. I heard it mentioned by my master in that world.I don't know if the master's son has found him after so long.

I made enough mental preparations, resisted the pain and asked, "How many points does this card cost?"

【One billion. 】

"……Um?"

[Whether you choose to exchange for "The Sigh of the Archangel", the price is [-] billion points, the current point balance is [-] billion, the deposit balance is [-] million yen, and the exchange ratio is [-]:[-]. 】

"wait wait wait."

I felt suffocated for a while.

Is this person sent by Gin to deceive me!I just got the unheated billion—that's a billion!The amount I can never earn in my whole life working part-time!

If this money is paid, my new home will be destroyed in an instant--

"I'm sorry, little brother, who made you unlucky to focus on me. It happens that I work in a funeral home, so I can provide you with the most expensive cremation package and the most expensive urn for free."

That's right. If you want to buy a luxury apartment in Roppongi, you can't be soft-hearted.Anyway, it was the wrong person to touch porcelain. When he deliberately turned the corner, he should have already made up his mind that he would be knocked into the air or even lose his life——

"... Forget it, let's change it, the archangel's sigh, and heal this dog man. Oh, let him bleed the nosebleed, and leave the external abrasions, it's not too bad to hit a car without a problem. "

hateful!Why am I so principled!My billion!Billion!

My billion turned into a card, and the card turned into a translucent blonde girl blowing out a healing breath, and then turned into a wisp of green smoke, disappearing without a trace together with my points.

I suppressed the grief in my heart, lowered my head and stared at the man whose body had obviously returned to normal, and raised my hand to wipe away the bitter tears welling up from the corners of my eyes.

He did lose consciousness just now, but he should have woken up after the treatment... Still thinking about touching porcelain?You have robbed me of one billion, how much more money do you want to lie to me?As a man, why couldn't he be as kind and sincere as Bourbon?

"Don't pretend to be dead when you wake up, dare to touch porcelain but dare not admit it?"

I kicked the man's calf and watched him open his eyes subtly as if he just woke up, turned around and walked towards his car with a sullen face.

The man quickly got up and followed. I threw the wet wipes in my pocket to him, quickened my pace angrily, and then froze on the spot.

Just now I was in a hurry to find someone and didn't notice that the hood of the car that hit someone had obvious dents and blood spots. Even if I didn't call the police in this situation, the repair shop would call the police!My car insurance is really worth buying! Damn it!

I glared angrily at the man who was slowly wiping the blood off his face with a wet towel, and took out my mobile phone to call my neighbor's detective lady.

"Miss Sato? I'm sorry to bother you at this time. Actually, I just encountered a little trouble... No, it's not a stalker, nor a moron. It's just that I bumped into a pedestrian who was jaywalking while driving."

"No, there was something wrong with my driving recorder before, so I couldn't leave any evidence."

I quickly removed the driving recorder and stuffed it into my satchel, and said with regret.

The tall man next to him raised his eyebrows, as if the corners of his mouth curled up, but he was very knowledgeable and didn't say anything.

"No, he doesn't seem to be seriously injured. Although he seems to have lost a lot of blood, he is really not seriously injured. There is no need to call an ambulance. I think my car needs help more."

After reporting my address to Ms. Sato, she said that she would ask someone from the traffic department to come over soon, and remind me to double flash.

Before talking to this long-haired man who looked good after he wiped his face, I sent an email to Bourbon to say that I am fine here, but I will be late, and finally added a heart-wrenching sentence- —

[When do you think Gin is going to buy a new car? 】

The author says:

Satsuma (pre-emptive strike): My car crashed like this and you only have scratches, you are so awesome (great reading)

· "I took away this false beauty tonight--", the original sentence "Tonight も「まやかしの美しさ」いただき~"?