Detective Ania

Ania's day is rough.

The system urged her to do her homework like a worried old woman, and Ania was so annoyed that the buzzing sound could not disappear even if she rolled on the ground. After breakfast, she began to read the elementary school textbook that Amuro just bought. daze.

Ania is only a little over four years old, not five years old, not long enough to go to primary school.

However, Toru Amuro did not doubt Arnia's true age.

Ania's height and behavior were more childish than the average six-year-old child, but when he thought of the good things he might organize, he had no doubt that Ania was lying about this matter.The reason why Ania was sent to elementary school instead of kindergarten was also due to some fake elementary school students.

The new father's heart was hard as steel to send Ania to school.

Ania reluctantly opened the exercises.

Unexpectedly, the Japanese elementary school textbooks are much simpler than those in the Garden of Eden.Without the headaches of fractions and graphs, Ania did the math with ease.

Of course one plus one equals two!

Stimulated by the simple topic, Ania confidently opened the next exercise book, but was caught off guard by the Japanese language on the screen.

Why is the notebook full of incomprehensible lines!Is this the devil's curse?

Ania was confused.

Holding the pen, she tried to draw a long line on the notebook. The crooked characters were obviously very difficult to write. After writing three times, the horizontal line under the question was filled.

Ania cleverly copied the rest of the text to the edge of the page, and answered the entire page with one question.

"Huh." Ania breathed a sigh of relief, wiping off the cold sweat that didn't exist on her forehead.

finished!Ana is so smart!

But there was still more than half of the homework left. After staring at the text for a long time, Ania began to yawn.

【system:! ! ! 】

[System: You just woke up! 】

"So sleepy zzzz."

[System: Homework! 】

"Do not write."

[System: Please do your homework!Once we enter elementary school, we will be able to conquer the stars and seas and become the youngest No. 1 savior! 】

"No. Only write if there is a reward."

【system:……】

What kind of talent has this child awakened?

[System: You can get stars if you successfully enter Didan!Some practice before this is essential!The entry requirement of Didan Primary School is to score above 65 in Chinese and Mathematics. 】

It looked at the dark graffiti on the host's notebook, and hesitated to speak.

...will fail.It should be said that the chances of completing the task are not as high as Bond being able to have children!Obviously, Aniya's mathematics looks decent, so why is she so good when she transfers to Chinese?

The system tries to teach Arnia well.

[System: This question asks you to circle objects that are not of the same kind...]

Arnia moved her fingers, held the black pen in her hand, and drew a long line.

【system:?Ania? 】

Its host was squinting her eyes. Hearing its call, she opened one of her eyes wide, while the other eyelid was still drooping. Realizing that it was not important, she closed her eyes peacefully again. Come to the sound of even breathing.

【system:……】

Damn, how can this be played!

Ania fell asleep until it was time to eat at noon, she opened the thermos, and Toru Amuro prepared borscht and bread for her. After eating a beautiful meal, Ania consciously turned on the TV, and stood in front of the screen bouncing Jumping, she didn't even forget the bug that her little friend gave her yesterday, and stuck it on her collar.

【system:……】

I said it wasn't a bug, hey!Forget it, the system sighed and couldn't explain it to the host.It couldn't help but wonder, what kind of magical family would raise such a child.Said to be well-behaved, but also lively and different from ordinary people.

There was a slight knock at the door.

Ania turned her head subconsciously.

Is the father back?But he said he would come home later tonight.

Arnia tried to push the chair to the door and stood on tiptoe to reach the peephole.

There was no one outside the door.

[System: It may have been hit by the wind. 】

Blinking, Arnia pushed the chair back into place and opened the door.

[System: Wait! 】

Arnia squatted down, twirled the ball at the door, and asked suspiciously, "Is Christmas here? Why doesn't Santa climb in through the chimney?"

The ball is bright pink, which is somewhat similar to Arnia's hair color, but it has a small hole, and it is soft when pinched, losing its original elasticity.

[System: ... This is obviously someone else throwing rubbish here. 】

This ball is already trash.

"No, this is a gift." Ania said firmly, "There are no free peanuts in this world. Ania is a good boy. My father said that a good boy will be rewarded."

She happily put the ball on the table and started doing homework for the unexpected "gift".

【system:? 】

So can garbage make children do their homework obediently?

Soon, it knew that it was definitely thinking too much. While dozing off, Ania drew lines that no one could understand on the textbook. His hand was pitch black. Within 3 minutes, the child Began to feel drowsy, sleepy eyelids rolled up.

What a cute little girl, why is her sleeping posture so strange?

3 minutes of homework and [-] hours of play.

Ania, who stayed in the seat for 3 minutes, felt that she had successfully completed today's learning tasks. She happily closed the book with the watermark on it and ran to the TV.

Climbing onto the sofa, she suddenly realized something, and slowly moved her hand covering the sofa, leaving a huge black mark on it.

Arnia:!

Ania: "It's a disaster."

She hurried to wash her hands clean.

But after washing the hands, the black marks will not disappear together.

Turning her head from side to side, dripping with cold sweat, she finally put all her hopes on Bond.

Bond was lying on the old blanket given by Amuro, the gray blanket was stained with streaks of white hair.Arnia made a pile of Bond's fallen hair with her hands, and glued it to the stain with the solid glue on the table.

Ania breathed a sigh of relief: "It's done!"

[System: ...Really? 】

The problem is not solved at all!

The big stone in her heart disappeared, and Ania dug out the snacks that Toru Amuro bought for her, crunched and bit, holding a Chimera in her arms, ready to let the stupid-looking monster perform fire-breathing at any time.

Outside the TV, Ania held the Chimera and made the sound of imitating moves.

On TV, the terrifying villain was defeated by Kamen Rider.

After a while, she said, "Ania is going to be the villain."

The system's frustrated parenting career from scratch suffered another Waterloo.

It spoke quickly.

[System: Baby, why do you say that, the savior is amazing, the villains will be defeated by the savior, they are all defeated by you. 】

Arnia pointed to the man who fell on the ground: "He is a killer."

[System: The killer is a bad guy!A supervillain like Gin!We want to defeat them and save more people! 】

Arnia was genuinely confused: "Qinqin... so he isn't the mother?!"

[System: Huh?No, he was on the opposite side of us from the very beginning.He is terrible! 】

The system racked its brains to think that it could scare children, and made Arnia increase her fear of gin.

[System: He has silver hair, is sinister, and always plays with a weird piano BGM. No matter what the occasion, he makes people around him suffer from second-hand smoke. The most important thing is that he eats children raw without dipping them in sauce! 】

When it comes to the end, the system is a little guilty, the previous sentence is true, but the last sentence is a complete lie.

In a blink of an eye, Synchro Arnia's perspective was almost attached to the ground.

Anya shrank under the sofa, shivering: "Don't eat Anya, it doesn't taste good."

【system:……】

Well, the intimidation seems to have worked.It would be great if the heartless host could cast a shadow over the people in the winery.It is now counting on the host to complete the task, and then it can go to the next unlucky guy to conquer the winery.

Therefore, Arnia must successfully survive to the end, get close to the protagonist group, and stay away from the winery.That's right, that's it!

But it didn't expect it at all. After its explanation, the black organization had completely become a creature of another world in Ania's heart.

Silver hair, BGM, cannibalism, and horror movies!

Is he the legendary ghost! ?

It turned out that my father was not only an undercover agent, but also dealt with ghosts. It was so exciting!

But it’s okay to face the ghost that eats children. Ania still wants to grow taller and eat a lot of peanuts. I hope that Mr. Ghost will never find Ania, otherwise she will cry.

Ania touched into the snack bag, only to find a pile of powdery slag.

"Finished."

Only then did the system notice a pile of empty bags piled up around her, and it was going crazy.

Obviously only looked away for a while, why did the host eat such a snack!

It started to get anxious again, eating so many snacks will definitely make it impossible for dinner, and if you don’t eat dinner, you will suffer from malnutrition, and your physical strength will deteriorate due to malnutrition, and you will not be able to run fast in the possible chasing battle...

[System: What are you doing? 】

Arnia stuffed all the empty bags under the sofa and said seriously: "Destroy the bags and wipe out the traces."

But you didn't clean up the snacks on the sofa and the debris on the ground!

So is this kid smart or stupid? ?

The tired system gave up thinking.

The day of watching TV on the sofa as a salted fish passed quickly. Due to eating too many snacks, Ania couldn't eat after only two bites.

She touched her bulging belly, and after a moment, she touched Bond's belly.

The belly of the big dog is soft, and the soft hair is like a giant dandelion.

"Bond has gained weight." Arnia was immediately relieved.

Great, she wasn't the only one who gained weight!

[A ball of white marshmallow nestles in Bond's arms, and there are two dog food bowls next to it, one big and one small, which look like parent-child models. Ania strokes the puppy's fur and raises her head Talk to Toru Amuro. 】

Bond was terrified by what he foresaw.

Anya hurriedly comforted the big dog who was circling excitedly, her tone was full of bewilderment: "Bond, you are going to become a father."

One person and one dog looked at each other, showing expressions of horror.

Arnia hugged Bond's neck: "Bond, lie down quickly, you have to have a good rest when you have a baby!"

The last time I met an aunt with a big belly on the road, my mother greeted her like this, and my father who is a doctor (pseudo) also nodded, it must be right!

Bond's limbs stiffened and he fell to the ground, whining.

Arnia touched its belly and said curiously, "The baby is also white."

She made up her mind: "Ania will treat it well."

The birth of a new life made one person and one dog very excited. Ania read storybooks to Bond's belly, sang the theme song of the spy animation to Bond's belly, and even reluctantly parted with him, promising to give him a hand that would not make a sound. warehouse.

It was getting late, and Arnia curled up on Bond's body and fell asleep, holding the unfinished storybook halfway in her hand.

Toru Amuro came back in the early hours of the morning.

Seeing the lights on at home, he couldn't help but frowned.

Seeing Ania sleeping in a ball, he couldn't help being a little funny.

He hung up the coat he had taken off, gently picked up Ania, and planned to send her back to his room.

"Hmm." The girl babbled in her dream, she rubbed her head, and automatically found a comfortable position in Amuro Toru's arms.

Bond woke up with a throbbing pain in his stomach.

It circles in a panic.

Amuro rubbed its head, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

Of course dogs can't talk.

But Arnia was awakened by its movement.

She rubbed her eyes: "Father..."

In front of him are Bond's flustered bean eyes.

Ania opened her eyes wide, quickly broke free from Amuro Toru's arms, and hugged Bond's stomach: "Father, Bond is going to have a baby!"

Bond whimpered twice.

Toru Amuro: ?

Toru Amuro: "Isn't Bond a public?"

He paused for a moment, and changed his words: "Bond is a male dog, and male dogs will not give birth to babies."

"But Arnia—"

She clearly saw Bond's baby!

As if confirming Amuro Toru's words, Bond closed his eyes and rushed out the door.

It can't hold back anymore!