Kurosawa: "What do you care about?" Then he added, "I won't do anything to you."

Hojo Natsuki really didn't know why he was able to say such a thing despite 【favorability degree: 96】, he didn't know how to answer for a while, and he was awkward while maintaining the posture of opening the door, his face was full of embarrassment.

"...Because." He thought about his words, "Um..."

Kurosawa: "Are you gay?"

Xia Shu was shocked: "..."

Be sober!You are the gay! !

He twitched the corner of his mouth twice, smiled angrily, and simply admitted along with the other party's words: "Yes, I'm gay, and I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself and do irreparable things to minors."

"Oh." Kurosawa's attitude was invulnerable, "You can't beat me at all, don't worry."

Xia Shu: "I can't bear it with my conscience."

"Can not."

Xia Shu: "?"

Hojo Natsuki's defensiveness relaxed, and was replaced by helplessness.

"I'm going to find you a bed sheet, don't make trouble." He said, "Wait here for a while."

Xia Shu pretended to search in the closet, but actually quietly opened the panel of the mall and bought a bed sheet for 50 gold coins.

Produced by the game system, it must be a high-quality product. On the bed sheets, you can even smell the faint smell of mothballs stained in the closet. He was full of confidence, thinking that the matter would be resolved in this way, and then he heard some very bad noises.

As soon as he turned his head, Maine Coon and Kurosawa fought again.It stands to reason that a cat and a person can be described as "fighting" is a very weird thing, but they acted so naturally, attacking and evading so smoothly, almost like afterimages, like filming a TV series.

"Stop hitting! Stop hitting!"

"Wait a minute, at least don't play in my bedroom!! Can't you go downstairs?"

"Kurosawa Array!! Gin!!"

Hojo Natsuki's persuasion was doomed to be in vain. One person and one cat were swept away by the wind, and the ping-pong-pong hit the balcony from the bedroom door, passing through like a tornado, messing up the neat bedroom furnishings.

So Hojo Natsuki was also angry, he rushed over and forcibly inserted into the battlefield, but Kurosawa and Mao saw him appearing suddenly, and stopped at the same time.

The Maine Coon put its paws away and angrily accused him of pulling the frame: "Mi!"

Kurosawa: "Oh."

"This is a bed sheet." Hojo Natsuki stuffed the neatly stacked cubes into Kurosawa's hands, and said word by word, "Now, go out, change it yourself, and go to bed."

He looked really angry, his cheeks were stained with a layer of light pink because of anger, his pupils were clear, and his tone was very fierce, but there was no deterrence.

Kurosawa raised his eyebrows: "Oh."

Then I was in a good mood, and walked out unhurriedly, thinking about what excuse I would use to visit again later.

Without coffee, he still has cigarettes and a lighter.

The bed sheets can be washed when they get wet, but if they catch fire, there is nothing to do, right?

"boom--"

Behind him, the bedroom door was slammed shut, showing that the owner was in a bad mood.

A few seconds later, the door opened a narrow gap again, and Kurosawa saw a silver Maine Coon cat being thrown out by the nape of its neck.

The cat landed lightly and made a "mi" as if showing weakness, but it was covered by the sound of closing the door again.

Kurosawa looked at the cat: "..."

The cat also looked at Kurosawa: "..."

He turned his head in unison with it, showing a disgusted expression.

Tonight, there was no winner.

On the second day, the conflict intensified. As soon as Natsuki Hojo went downstairs, he found that the reception room that had been renovated not long ago had been reduced to a Syrian relic, and the newly purchased porcelain vase was broken to pieces.

One person and one cat stood in front of Hojo Natsuki, with the same unhappiness on his face, the same righteousness in doing something bad.

That look seemed to be asking him to stand in line, and he had to choose one of them.

Xia Shu had a headache: "...I really don't want to see you guys, go out."

When he was angry, Kurosawa and Mao would still listen and left quickly.

Hojo Natsuki cleaned up the mess, thinking about how to reconcile this natural enemy, but no matter how he tried to settle the water, the other party would definitely be dissatisfied, and would go ahead and ask for compensation—although it hasn’t happened yet, he is sure to evolve into such an ending .

So he decided to treat them coldly.

Kurosawa Jin can't get close to his bedroom, including the window sill.

Gin Meow also had to move out of the bedroom.

This result was a bolt from the blue for the Maine Coon cat, who was so angry that he scratched the leather sofa in the reception room, causing Hojo Natsuki to pay thousands of gold coins, so the last bit of room for discussion was destroyed by its claw.

And Kurosawa was very satisfied, although he didn't have one, but neither did the cat.

Maine Coon tried to protest violently for several days, and found that the situation became more and more rigid, and turned to a soft policy.

There was an empty room on the second floor, and Natsuki Hojo packed it up and bought a new nest and climbing frame.But the Maine Coon stays in its own room and does not sleep, circling around the door of Xia Shu's bedroom every night.When Xia Shu woke up in the morning, he would find a cat curled up on the floor by the door.

After a few days, he was not as angry as before, and of course his heart softened, thinking about whether he was too cruel to the kitten.

On the fourth night, some minor changes occurred.

Hojo Natsuki was awakened by the noise in the corridor, thinking about Kurosawa's mission today, took a self-defense weapon, and opened the door vigilantly.

The moment he saw the scene outside the door, a system message popped up slowly.

【Your rescue station broke into a malicious thief】

【Your cat [Gin Wine] was keenly aware of the danger and attacked the [uninvited guest]. It is really a brave little cat who protects the owner! 】

[[Uninvited Guest] Life -1, -1, -1...]

[[The uninvited guest] has a broken right leg, and his health is below 70, triggering the [very bad] state! 】

[[Uninvited Guest] has a broken rib, and his HP is below 60, triggering the [painful want to die] state! 】

The translucent message scrolled, and Natsuki Hojo could still clearly see the young man lying on the ground crying, and the cat seemed to be about to give him another bite, with its paws stuck in the air.Seeing Natsuki, the cat immediately diverted its attention, leaving the weeping thief behind, and walked towards him.

Every time it takes a step, there is a brightly colored cat paw print on the ground, like a string of blood-red beads.

The Maine Coon cat swept its tail and raised its head: "Mi."

Very well-behaved.

Natsuki Hojo: "..."

All he knew was that his kitty's lethality was astonishing. After all, he could fight as hard as the Kurosawa formation, but he never thought that it could be so terrifying. living metal pet cage]...

With the strength of this Maine Coon cat, if Xia Shu came out a little later, it might become a murderous cat.

"Help, help..." The man on the ground screamed in pain, "Help me, I don't want to die, help..."

Hojo Natsuki was numb, he glanced at the cat, and remembered the play he had with it, the other party simply let go of the Pacific Ocean.

He was going to bury this unlucky little thief, anyway, it was the game world, so why should he be sent to the hospital for an insignificant little npc?

As soon as this idea came into being, the system popped up a reminder with a huge red [Warning] flashing.

[Warning: You hold the [Red Party Identity Card], you are prohibited from doing things that violate the core logic of your identity! 】

Fine.

Hojo Natsuki called resignedly: "Hey, is the police station, I'm sorry to disturb you so late, something happened here, the address is..."

Not long after, a police car stopped at the door of the rescue station.

"Hello, I'm Mumu Shisan." The police officer in his thirties held a shorthand book in his hand and directed the little policeman behind him to carry the crying thief onto a stretcher. "Please describe the specific situation..."

Hojo Natsuki had no choice but to talk nonsense, saying that he had practiced before and was more emotional, and accidentally broke the perpetrator who broke into the house.

The injured man yelled, "It's the cat!! That cat is trying to kill me!! Not this man at all, officer!"

Mu Mu Thirteen: "?"

"He seems to have a problem with his brain." Hojo Natsuki said without changing his face, "How could a cat hit someone? Go check for a concussion."

Memu Shisan glanced at the Maine Coon cat in Hojo Natsuki's arms, and he was no doubt there: "I understand everything, and I will contact you to come to the police station to take notes tomorrow."

……

The police left.

Hojo Natsuki hugged the cat, thoughtful.

The reality of his life is not peaceful at all, and anything can happen in the game, but "Red and Black" is a peaceful world for all ordinary people. From the code language to the social operation, it can be logically self-consistent. There are no supernatural powers, Any superpowers like spells - except for systems owned by the player.

But his cat is too buggy.

【Pet Information】

【Name】: Gin

[category]: Maine Coon cat

[Comprehensive force]: S

... To be honest, a cat that can use force S is looking down on someone! !

Natsuki Hojo cut off the dazzling [Synthesis of Armed Forces S], and decided to take it to the forum to ask.

[Help] The cat in my game is better than me, is this scientific?Why can a cat break the broken bones of a thief who breaks in?

[Old Landlord|Visitor 552277: Help, is everyone like this? (Game screenshot.jpg)]

In the picture, the name of the kitten has been cut off, leaving only a frontal photo that looks like a passport photo.

[1L:? 】

[2L: I saw the post name: The host is insane?

Seeing the landlord's name: That's all right. 】

[3L: What is this? 】

[4L: Emmm, pets do have a power rating system, but the tiger I raise is only B in martial arts...]

[5L:? ? ? ? 】

【6L: Hey, this cat looks like that, can that be said...】

[7L: This cat was transformed by gin! ! 】

[8L: Wow, what a handsome little cat! !Kiss mom!A kitten like you was born to be eaten by your mother! ! 】

【9L: Furui Control Ecstasy】

[10L: Yo, it’s been a long time since you’ve been so sloppy, you’ve become a kitten who eats and drinks, right? 】

Natsuki Hojo: "..."

He became more and more frightened, and rushed to the Maine Coon cat that was licking its fur, and held its paw: "You are not allowed to change, you know?"

Maine Coon: "..."

The Maine Coon drew back its paw in disgust, and walked one meter to the side.

And after this idea took root in Hojo Natsuki's heart, it was already difficult for him to look directly at them.

Especially when the two of them were eating at the same table, Kuisawa quietly picked out the disgusting vegetable leaves, and then looked away—isn't that the way his cat pushed away the canned food he didn't like!

Hojo Natsuki looked at the cat, then at Kurosawa, and suddenly fell into a state of doubting life.

He returned to the bedroom, opened the pet store, counted the gold coins he owned, gritted his teeth, and spent a huge sum of money to buy a set of [mind-reading glasses].

【Mind Reading Glasses】

[Put on this pair of glasses, you can randomly read the hearts of all NPCs within 24 hours! 】

These glasses are retro in design, with gold wire frames and thin chains, boasting pretentiously 'I'm expensive' under the incandescent lights of the bedroom.If you put on a double-breasted suit and comb your hair back, it is simply like the aristocrats of the last century.

Natsuki Hojo put on his glasses and was about to try them on the kittens in the rescue station, but he met Kurosawa Jin first.

Kurosawa sneered: "What are you wearing? It's so ugly."

On top of his head, a line of clear small silver characters appeared, similar in style to favorability: [cute]

Xia Shu: "..."

"Isn't it good-looking?" Xia Shu helped the frame down, "I think it suits me well?"

Kurosawa: "Nervous."

--【nice】

Xia Shu was silent, and decided to test again, so he asked tentatively: "...Uh. You haven't fought with Gin recently, have you?"

Kurosawa glanced at him disdainfully.

The silver lettering floats up honestly.

[That stupid cat. 】

【Sooner or later kill it. 】

[Tsk, it's difficult. 】

Xia Shu: "!!"

This man is so ruthless!He was thinking of how to kill his cat!

The case is solved, this pair of glasses can indeed read minds, try it on a Maine Coon cat later.

Xia Shu was about to look for it, when the Maine Coon appeared at the entrance of the corridor with graceful steps, looking up at him and Kurosawa.

Small bubbles slowly emerged from its head, which were also silver characters.

【Meow meow】

Hojo Natsuki heaved a sigh of relief, it seems that this is a real cat with a meow in his heart...

[Meow meow is cute. 】

Xia Shu: "?"

Why did human characters suddenly appear?That meow... is not a cat language, is it a reference?Refers to him?

[Ugly things are also there, it's an eyesore. 】

[Sooner or later, kill that ugly thing. 】

Wait, wait, is the ugly thing talking about Kurosawa Jin?

Hojo Natsuki couldn't understand it, it was beyond the range of human acceptance, and he was shocked.

And the Maine Coon cat walked up the stairs calmly and met Kurosawa's eyes.

For a moment, sparks could almost be seen in the air.

Cat: [Go away, don't touch my meow]

Kurosawa: [I'm about to vomit]

Xia Shu: "..."

He took off his glasses on the spot.

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