After being bound to the face-slapping system, I became popular [entertainment circle]
Chapter 23 I Will Call You Sister
It is impossible to put it badly. After all, there are still three bellies waiting to be filled, and the camp needs to be rebuilt. Even the roe deer meat that Lin Shuyu hunted before the typhoon did not know whether it was blown away by the wind or by other animals on the island. "Take advantage of the rain to rob".
In short, they now belong to the point where they have nothing but a pot, a scythe, and an empty crossbow.
"Why don't we go and see if there are any rabbits or fish that were killed?" Chu Jinzhi raised his hand and suggested.
Lin Shuyu glanced at her, and couldn't help laughing: "Maybe there are wild boars choked to death by the air?"
Cao Xu looked at the two of them, touched his chin and said deeply, "That's a good proposal, why don't we start now?"
At first, the netizens thought these three were playing tricks again, and the screen was full of haha parties, making people squint their eyes because of the noise.Unexpectedly, the live broadcast camera followed the three people through the woods for a while, and actually found two wild boars lying on the ground!
Cao Xu was shocked: "Oh my God! There are really wild boars!"
He turned to look at Lin Shuyu: "I thought you were all bragging to me, but I didn't expect you to be serious!"
He turned his head to look at Chu Jinzhi again, and widened his small eyes with single eyelids: "Jin Zhi, after a while, we will be able to pick up dead rabbits and drowned fish! Wouldn't we get rich like that!"
His performance was really exaggerated. The netizens who were shocked together in the barrage couldn't help but burst out laughing, and the repeater team grew stronger, and followed [We're getting rich! ], the momentum was so great that the netizens who just came in almost thought that they had entered the wrong live broadcast room, and that they had entered some evil/religious organization that worships the God of Wealth by mistake!
Chu Jinzhi looked at Cao Xu, who was gradually falling into madness, and sneaked up to Lin Shuyu's side, whispering to her secretly: "It's a good thing that my latest character design is not developing in the direction of a comedian, or else this introverted market will make me slender." Even the soft swan neck can't bear it."
Lin Shuyu, who had already known this guy's current evaluation on the whole network during the phone call with his agent before: "..."
Should I say it or not, in fact, you are not much different from a comedian?
But speaking of the slender and soft swan neck.
Lin Shuyu raised his hand and pinched the back of her neck, and Chu Jinzhi quickly retracted his neck, as if afraid of being controlled by the dog on the back of her neck.
Chu Jinzhi covered the back of his neck with his hands and muttered: "What are you doing? Talk as you say, and do nothing!"
Lin Shuyu raised his hand and clenched his fist to his lips, smiled and coughed: "It's nothing, just touch your swan neck to see if it's slender and soft enough."
Chu Jinzhi was suspicious: "Then it's over?"
Lin Shuyu nodded: "Not bad, very slender and soft."
Chu Jinzhi smiled triumphantly: "That's right, my sister is born beautiful."
Lin Shuyu's sideways eyes were curious: "How many years have you been here?"
Just as Chu Jinzhi was about to answer, he realized that the follower had brought the camera over.
And the audience in the live broadcast room had already noticed the little moves of these two beauties with borders, and they all shouted.
[What are those two over there doing!If you have something to say, you have to secretly bite your ear to say it! 】
[That's right, there's something that us haha parties can't listen to! [dog head]]
[I'm waiting for the Red Flower Party to listen too! [funny]】
[Uh, should I say it or not, I, the Yuyu Party, want to hear it too? [Finger.jpg]]
[This group of netizens is really the worst class I have ever led!See how they are looking at each other, sticking to their ears and pinching their necks, what else can you do in this situation!Can't they pretend not to notice one by one, and then quietly eavesdrop? ! 】
[What the big brother who took the lead in front taught me is, can you wink a little while following the shoot?Don't get so close! 】
[The big brother who took the lead taught me a lesson!We are going to quietly listen to the corner, and then dig out a lot of sugar to surprise everyone! 】
[Here it should be @陈道, Director Chen who understands us best on the whole network, please don't be careless and directly arrange a follower who can be invisible for Hong Hua Bai Hua! 】
[Hello, you lost your funny, I picked it up for you [funny][funny][funny][funny]]
[Thank you, this is my joke [funny]]
[Thank you, this is what I dropped [funny]]
[Thanks to the old iron, I just said that I am missing something [funny]]
[Claim a funny one [funny]]
【Wow, who claimed mine!I have no jokes to claim! [crying] [crying]]
[You bunch of melon skins!You can't eat peanuts without drinking!Is it time to get funny?We are obviously attacking the red and white roses who secretly eat candy without us! [Point and point.jpg]]
The assistant director who was also curious about what Lin Shuyu and Chu Jinzhi said: "..."
This year's barrage gentleman is really good at making mistakes for himself!
You guys should give me more guesses!
With the camera facing them, Chu Jinzhi and Lin Shuyu couldn't continue to paddle beside them. After Cao Xu finally finished his shock and emotion, he went up to help get the wild boar out.
Cao Xu has also seen the fatal wound on the wild boar, both of which are the only wounds at the eye sockets, one end is pierced with a crossbow/arrow from a bow/crossbow, and the other end can only be seen being pierced from the eye socket to the back of the head the wound.
"What's the situation? A stick pierced it? Impossible, even a well-trained professional can't do it."
Cao Xu circled around the wild boar, trying to COS Holmes to explain the crime scene.
But Chu Jinzhi and Lin Shuyu had already ignored these tacitly, and discussed with the director whether the two pigs were their own.
The matter of shooting wild boars was actually reported to the program team a long time ago.
The director naturally knew that, otherwise, the two big wild boars would have died here, and the program crew would not have noticed them and dragged them away when they cleaned up the island.
Since they stayed here and let them appear in front of the camera, it means that these two wild boars belong to Chu Jinzhi and others who killed them.
"I'm afraid we won't be able to finish one head." Chu Jinzhi said, "And this kind of wild boar doesn't taste very good. How about we exchange one and a half for something?"
Now that there is no individual competition, the "logistics shop" prepared by the program group can exchange more commodities, including tents, sleeping bags, ropes and other survival props.
But at the same time, the required "survival coins" are also frighteningly high.
Now they have two wild boars, one of which is estimated to weigh two hundred catties, which should be enough to change a tent.
Lin Shuyu nodded: "Yes, it just so happens that the camp was destroyed, so don't worry about food." What she meant was that with Chu Jinzhi around, it was impossible to go hungry with her skills.
Chu Jinzhi didn't know whether he didn't understand or what he meant, so he nodded and said: "Yes, anyway, you are here, you are the head of our family, and you have to take care of us."
Lin Shuyu: "..."
No, when did I become the head of all of you?I do not know how?And if you speak so seriously, won't your conscience hurt?
Chu Jinzhi, who has no conscience, said, "Father Lin, I want to eat seafood big coffee for dinner."
Cao Xu, who was on the sidelines, clasped his fists sincerely: "...Sister Chu, I would like to call you sister!" He really risked everything for food.
The filming and director couldn't help laughing out loud, and even a group of netizens laughed to death in the live broadcast room, who were still fresh a second ago.
[At this moment, there is no stubborn Chu, no face-slapping Lin, only father and daughter [狗头]]
[Dad, I would like to call you Dad, Dad, you are really old six [抱打][抱抱]]
[On dogs, Papa Lin will never slap my red flower in the face [proud][proud]]
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha but at this moment, the brainless hahaha party is really happy hahahaha]
[The new 100% will not be slapped in the face skill, get[狗头][狗头][狗头]]
[Sure enough, is this Chu Honghua's new strategy?Unable to defeat the old enemy in the upper limit area, so I started to develop in the lower limit area. Damn it, Chu Honghua, you won this time! 】
【hateful!It turns out that my safflower is so wise! [dog head]]
[I declare that all the dog heads on the entire network have been contracted by my Red Flower Party! 】
[Hahahaha, it really makes sense for the noodles to be cooked together hahaha Chu Honghua's fans are a bunch of fake noodles! 】
[That's right, we are black fans, you can see this [狗头]]
[The only fan group on the entire network who uses a black name as a nickname, that's right, I'll just wait for you [狗头][狗头]]
[That's right, I'm just waiting for you [狗头] [狗头]]
[That's right, I'm just waiting for you [狗头] [狗头]]
......
The author says:
You must not know what I am busy with today, so I have delayed the update for so long.
I am helping someone watch the baby QAQ
Only in the afternoon she slept for two or three hours, and I finally finished writing QAQ now
It's scary, I'm going to run all night today QAQ
PS: Tonight, I have to code into the third update of v, which is even more terrifying. I have worked so hard, my dears, come back tomorrow to support Suyu and Honghua, right? In the next four days after v, I will still control the number of updated words, because there is a natural list on the fourth day, which is to divide the income by the number of updated words to get how much a thousand words are, and then sort the order. I don’t really want to be the tail of the crane QAQ
There will be 20 small red envelopes randomly dropped under each chapter in these four days. If you leave a lot of comments, you will definitely get the red envelopes.
Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 in the daytime;
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 in number;
Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: Du Mingya is mine, H2; Li, Gulinjushi, Qingzhou, AQ1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:吾皇的最佳子民55瓶;狐狸50瓶;为数26瓶;五行缺钱、one、莫凡20瓶;七安18瓶;祺不念14瓶;罗四夕、十某某、白昼成10瓶;。。8瓶;能鸽善鹉、清沐6瓶;黑空、()你个老六、panda5瓶;磕学家4瓶;厌.、君3瓶;W.、AQ2瓶;37422208、fhj□□rser、hihihia、一叶孤舟、无情打卡机、是猪猪啊、塔斯肯1瓶;
Thank you for your enthusiasm, I will try my best to update more!
In short, they now belong to the point where they have nothing but a pot, a scythe, and an empty crossbow.
"Why don't we go and see if there are any rabbits or fish that were killed?" Chu Jinzhi raised his hand and suggested.
Lin Shuyu glanced at her, and couldn't help laughing: "Maybe there are wild boars choked to death by the air?"
Cao Xu looked at the two of them, touched his chin and said deeply, "That's a good proposal, why don't we start now?"
At first, the netizens thought these three were playing tricks again, and the screen was full of haha parties, making people squint their eyes because of the noise.Unexpectedly, the live broadcast camera followed the three people through the woods for a while, and actually found two wild boars lying on the ground!
Cao Xu was shocked: "Oh my God! There are really wild boars!"
He turned to look at Lin Shuyu: "I thought you were all bragging to me, but I didn't expect you to be serious!"
He turned his head to look at Chu Jinzhi again, and widened his small eyes with single eyelids: "Jin Zhi, after a while, we will be able to pick up dead rabbits and drowned fish! Wouldn't we get rich like that!"
His performance was really exaggerated. The netizens who were shocked together in the barrage couldn't help but burst out laughing, and the repeater team grew stronger, and followed [We're getting rich! ], the momentum was so great that the netizens who just came in almost thought that they had entered the wrong live broadcast room, and that they had entered some evil/religious organization that worships the God of Wealth by mistake!
Chu Jinzhi looked at Cao Xu, who was gradually falling into madness, and sneaked up to Lin Shuyu's side, whispering to her secretly: "It's a good thing that my latest character design is not developing in the direction of a comedian, or else this introverted market will make me slender." Even the soft swan neck can't bear it."
Lin Shuyu, who had already known this guy's current evaluation on the whole network during the phone call with his agent before: "..."
Should I say it or not, in fact, you are not much different from a comedian?
But speaking of the slender and soft swan neck.
Lin Shuyu raised his hand and pinched the back of her neck, and Chu Jinzhi quickly retracted his neck, as if afraid of being controlled by the dog on the back of her neck.
Chu Jinzhi covered the back of his neck with his hands and muttered: "What are you doing? Talk as you say, and do nothing!"
Lin Shuyu raised his hand and clenched his fist to his lips, smiled and coughed: "It's nothing, just touch your swan neck to see if it's slender and soft enough."
Chu Jinzhi was suspicious: "Then it's over?"
Lin Shuyu nodded: "Not bad, very slender and soft."
Chu Jinzhi smiled triumphantly: "That's right, my sister is born beautiful."
Lin Shuyu's sideways eyes were curious: "How many years have you been here?"
Just as Chu Jinzhi was about to answer, he realized that the follower had brought the camera over.
And the audience in the live broadcast room had already noticed the little moves of these two beauties with borders, and they all shouted.
[What are those two over there doing!If you have something to say, you have to secretly bite your ear to say it! 】
[That's right, there's something that us haha parties can't listen to! [dog head]]
[I'm waiting for the Red Flower Party to listen too! [funny]】
[Uh, should I say it or not, I, the Yuyu Party, want to hear it too? [Finger.jpg]]
[This group of netizens is really the worst class I have ever led!See how they are looking at each other, sticking to their ears and pinching their necks, what else can you do in this situation!Can't they pretend not to notice one by one, and then quietly eavesdrop? ! 】
[What the big brother who took the lead in front taught me is, can you wink a little while following the shoot?Don't get so close! 】
[The big brother who took the lead taught me a lesson!We are going to quietly listen to the corner, and then dig out a lot of sugar to surprise everyone! 】
[Here it should be @陈道, Director Chen who understands us best on the whole network, please don't be careless and directly arrange a follower who can be invisible for Hong Hua Bai Hua! 】
[Hello, you lost your funny, I picked it up for you [funny][funny][funny][funny]]
[Thank you, this is my joke [funny]]
[Thank you, this is what I dropped [funny]]
[Thanks to the old iron, I just said that I am missing something [funny]]
[Claim a funny one [funny]]
【Wow, who claimed mine!I have no jokes to claim! [crying] [crying]]
[You bunch of melon skins!You can't eat peanuts without drinking!Is it time to get funny?We are obviously attacking the red and white roses who secretly eat candy without us! [Point and point.jpg]]
The assistant director who was also curious about what Lin Shuyu and Chu Jinzhi said: "..."
This year's barrage gentleman is really good at making mistakes for himself!
You guys should give me more guesses!
With the camera facing them, Chu Jinzhi and Lin Shuyu couldn't continue to paddle beside them. After Cao Xu finally finished his shock and emotion, he went up to help get the wild boar out.
Cao Xu has also seen the fatal wound on the wild boar, both of which are the only wounds at the eye sockets, one end is pierced with a crossbow/arrow from a bow/crossbow, and the other end can only be seen being pierced from the eye socket to the back of the head the wound.
"What's the situation? A stick pierced it? Impossible, even a well-trained professional can't do it."
Cao Xu circled around the wild boar, trying to COS Holmes to explain the crime scene.
But Chu Jinzhi and Lin Shuyu had already ignored these tacitly, and discussed with the director whether the two pigs were their own.
The matter of shooting wild boars was actually reported to the program team a long time ago.
The director naturally knew that, otherwise, the two big wild boars would have died here, and the program crew would not have noticed them and dragged them away when they cleaned up the island.
Since they stayed here and let them appear in front of the camera, it means that these two wild boars belong to Chu Jinzhi and others who killed them.
"I'm afraid we won't be able to finish one head." Chu Jinzhi said, "And this kind of wild boar doesn't taste very good. How about we exchange one and a half for something?"
Now that there is no individual competition, the "logistics shop" prepared by the program group can exchange more commodities, including tents, sleeping bags, ropes and other survival props.
But at the same time, the required "survival coins" are also frighteningly high.
Now they have two wild boars, one of which is estimated to weigh two hundred catties, which should be enough to change a tent.
Lin Shuyu nodded: "Yes, it just so happens that the camp was destroyed, so don't worry about food." What she meant was that with Chu Jinzhi around, it was impossible to go hungry with her skills.
Chu Jinzhi didn't know whether he didn't understand or what he meant, so he nodded and said: "Yes, anyway, you are here, you are the head of our family, and you have to take care of us."
Lin Shuyu: "..."
No, when did I become the head of all of you?I do not know how?And if you speak so seriously, won't your conscience hurt?
Chu Jinzhi, who has no conscience, said, "Father Lin, I want to eat seafood big coffee for dinner."
Cao Xu, who was on the sidelines, clasped his fists sincerely: "...Sister Chu, I would like to call you sister!" He really risked everything for food.
The filming and director couldn't help laughing out loud, and even a group of netizens laughed to death in the live broadcast room, who were still fresh a second ago.
[At this moment, there is no stubborn Chu, no face-slapping Lin, only father and daughter [狗头]]
[Dad, I would like to call you Dad, Dad, you are really old six [抱打][抱抱]]
[On dogs, Papa Lin will never slap my red flower in the face [proud][proud]]
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha but at this moment, the brainless hahaha party is really happy hahahaha]
[The new 100% will not be slapped in the face skill, get[狗头][狗头][狗头]]
[Sure enough, is this Chu Honghua's new strategy?Unable to defeat the old enemy in the upper limit area, so I started to develop in the lower limit area. Damn it, Chu Honghua, you won this time! 】
【hateful!It turns out that my safflower is so wise! [dog head]]
[I declare that all the dog heads on the entire network have been contracted by my Red Flower Party! 】
[Hahahaha, it really makes sense for the noodles to be cooked together hahaha Chu Honghua's fans are a bunch of fake noodles! 】
[That's right, we are black fans, you can see this [狗头]]
[The only fan group on the entire network who uses a black name as a nickname, that's right, I'll just wait for you [狗头][狗头]]
[That's right, I'm just waiting for you [狗头] [狗头]]
[That's right, I'm just waiting for you [狗头] [狗头]]
......
The author says:
You must not know what I am busy with today, so I have delayed the update for so long.
I am helping someone watch the baby QAQ
Only in the afternoon she slept for two or three hours, and I finally finished writing QAQ now
It's scary, I'm going to run all night today QAQ
PS: Tonight, I have to code into the third update of v, which is even more terrifying. I have worked so hard, my dears, come back tomorrow to support Suyu and Honghua, right? In the next four days after v, I will still control the number of updated words, because there is a natural list on the fourth day, which is to divide the income by the number of updated words to get how much a thousand words are, and then sort the order. I don’t really want to be the tail of the crane QAQ
There will be 20 small red envelopes randomly dropped under each chapter in these four days. If you leave a lot of comments, you will definitely get the red envelopes.
Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 in the daytime;
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 in number;
Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: Du Mingya is mine, H2; Li, Gulinjushi, Qingzhou, AQ1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:吾皇的最佳子民55瓶;狐狸50瓶;为数26瓶;五行缺钱、one、莫凡20瓶;七安18瓶;祺不念14瓶;罗四夕、十某某、白昼成10瓶;。。8瓶;能鸽善鹉、清沐6瓶;黑空、()你个老六、panda5瓶;磕学家4瓶;厌.、君3瓶;W.、AQ2瓶;37422208、fhj□□rser、hihihia、一叶孤舟、无情打卡机、是猪猪啊、塔斯肯1瓶;
Thank you for your enthusiasm, I will try my best to update more!
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