After being bound to the face-slapping system, I became popular [entertainment circle]
Chapter 2 Film Critic Rainbow Essay
It's okay to close the door, but it's impossible to think about past mistakes, even in this life.
The system can only know the general trend of Lin Shuyu in advance, and cannot know more details. Chu Jinzhi was very curious about the movie that turned out to be popular and well-received. After hanging up the phone, he continued to lie on the sofa to search. Collecting relevant information is like a salted fish sealed in a sofa.
When he found out that there were still some pre-sale places for screening tickets online, Chu Jinzhi, who had been unemployed at home and grew mushrooms, decisively clicked to buy, and boasted to the system complacently: "I am called a confidant. "
To ensure 100% being slapped in the face, you must first know where the other party will never overturn, otherwise if one day the ridicule is right, wouldn't it be overturned?
On the day of Dianying, Chu Jinzhi sat in front of the dressing table early in the morning and began to make up.
She is born with a thick complexion, with deep and strong facial features, a pair of long and black eyebrows, dark without any outline, and a pair of bright peach blossom eyes, which are rare in China. The stars seem to shine only for you.
The bridge of the nose is tall and straight, which is different from ordinary girls, and the nose is moderately narrow. It is the golden reference object for nose reduction surgery.
A lip that is not stained and self-glamorous, with clear lip lines and full red lips, is the shape of petals that was once called the most beautiful by her tens of millions of fans.
The advantage of thick makeup is that plain makeup seems to have its own makeup, but Chu Jinzhi is very dissatisfied, because every time the makeup does not change much, it is difficult for people to get a sense of accomplishment from it.
After more than an hour of smearing, I finally left the dressing table reluctantly satisfied, carrying a canvas bag without a brand name on it, carrying a box of jam sandwich biscuits and a bottle of water, wearing a hat, sunglasses and a big mask, making sure to cover it tightly. Jin Zhi took out her mobile phone and put on her white shoes to go out.
The system didn't understand this: "Since they have to be covered, why spend so much time putting on makeup?"
Chu Jinzhi gave it a supercilious look: "You must be a male system."
There is no system of gender recognition: "???"
Probably because the publicity has not yet started, and today is a working day, after checking in the tickets, Chu Jinzhi found that there were only about [-] people sitting sparsely in the theater.
This is a rare desert in the bustling city of Beiping.
Chu Jinzhi glanced roughly, and boredly scrolled through the hot topic list on Weibo, waiting for the movie to start.
Yesterday, the black hot search about her auditioning to play big names has long since sunk. It is either this sister's leg or that brother's lip that is on the list. It is obvious at a glance that she bought it.Thinking that Lin Shuyu was from the Department of Archeology of Peking University, Chu Jinzhi found the tourist entrance and entered the Peking University forum to wander around.
Before she could find out about Lin Shuyu's topic, the lights in the screening hall dimmed, and warm reminders and pre-movie advertisements began to be played on the big screen.
Chu Jinzhi put away the phone, opened the biscuit and pulled off the mask, stuffed a piece from the bottom and chewed it in his mouth, staring at the big screen with his eyes.The dazzling opening credits scattered like clouds, Chu Jinzhi caught off guard and met a pair of tea-brown eyes as clear as glass beads.
At this moment, Chu Jinzhi's heart shuddered suddenly due to a strong sense of shock or surprise, and he stopped chewing unknowingly, staring blankly at the camera from there. A pair of eyes as clear as a spring in the mountains stretched far to a face of clear water hibiscus.
If a person is innocent and ignorant of the world, then it is reasonable to have a pair of overly clear and bright eyes.But if she is a person, she can not only have such eyes, but also turn into the deepness of the wise, and the ignorance and simplicity of the mediocre in an instant, then she must have amazing acting skills.
When she knew that the system selected Lin Shuyu as her face-slapping target, Chu Jinzhi guessed whether she had ever lived in a novel, and Lin Shuyu must be the protagonist of the story in the book.
Isn't that what's written in the novel?
The heroine is either excellent in itself, or endowed with a powerful aura by the author's mother.There must always be one of the two situations, and Chu Jinzhi originally thought that he had imagined both situations enough.
But at this moment, I was still overwhelmed by Lin Shuyu's powerful acting skills, it was a physical and mental shock that penetrated deep into the soul.
Before that, although Chu Jinzhi agreed with the point that "acting skills are so bad that they rub the floor" in his black material, he still believed that he would definitely be able to get rid of this label by working hard.
However, she only now realizes how vaguely she understands her "acting scum".
Chu Jinzhi swallowed the biscuit with difficulty, and quietly said to the system: [Ah Tong, help me find out how many points are needed for interstellar acting classes. ]
The movie is called "Gunshot", and it tells a story that happened in a small county in a Japanese-occupied area during the Anti-Japanese War.
As soon as the story begins, it is a lively market. The heroine is dressed plainly, and her face without makeup is like a soft gardenia, lighting up the gray street.Suddenly, a few rogues with knives appeared on the stage, taking things from the vendors at will, and making trouble wantonly. The goods were turned over.
Some people knelt on the ground, tears pouring down on the ashes-covered yellow soil, and some sat in a corner and silently shed two lines of hot tears.
The shots here are very powerful. I have to say that I haven’t read the story behind. Just this scene alone can assert that the camera movement and editing of this movie are absolutely excellent to the height of the domestic ceiling.
At this moment, the heroine who came to the county town to sell eggs seemed to be terrified, and stood in the corner blankly. When she met the eyes of one of the rogues, her pupils constricted, her face turned pale, and she staggered a bit before responding. Come here, turn around immediately and run into the alley.
Naturally, the ronin would not let such a beautiful woman go, and immediately chased after her without thinking.
The close-up of the eyes here made Chu Jinzhi's heart tighten, and he began to worry unconsciously.But the director was determined to whet the appetite of the audience, the screen slowly turned gray and black, and paused for a few seconds in the empty alley. With a gunshot, the movie officially started.
It was also at this time that Chu Jinzhi realized that he hadn't finished eating a single biscuit, and other audience members in the auditorium also made noises, but everyone corrected their attitudes to watch the movie, obviously they were randomly selected by this movie to pass the time. attracted by the movie.
Chu Jinzhi also felt free to say something to the system: [Lin Shuyu's acting skills are simply amazing, such an excellent person does not need a system like yours to find cannon fodder for praise. ]
The slapped system was as quiet as a machine, Chu Jinzhi went to enjoy the movie wholeheartedly, and didn't care what it was silent about.
The story told in "Gunshot" is not very novel, but the storyteller is very good at exaggerating the atmosphere, always throwing a hook at the right time to stimulate the audience's interest to the most vigorous height, and the acting skills of the actors are also full Online, even a peddler on the side of the road can act vividly.
In addition, Fu Huadao is also very careful, at least there will be no mentally handicapped plot where the protagonist is so glamorous in the rain of bullets that it seems to be coming to a catwalk.The passers-by who occasionally enter the roadside must also dress in accordance with the class and economic status of the characters.
In addition to the suspenseful "hook-throwing" shooting technique and the montage editing transitions, the most impressive thing is the performance of the heroine.
Of course, this movie can be regarded as an innovation. In recent years, any theme can be magically changed into a love affair, and gods are also crazy about love. There is no love scene from the beginning to the end, and the camera focuses on the righteousness of the family and the country. There are really not many film and television works on the Internet.
At the end of a movie, many viewers in the theater were feeling with their companions: "This kind of movie is so rare, it can be called the national first-class animal protection level. I will check the director, screenwriter and those on the cast list later. I just took a picture of it."
Chu Jinzhi nodded silently.
That's right, people who are serious about making movies like this are rare animals, and they must be well protected.
The last one walked out of the screening hall, and at the previous ticket gate, Chu Jinzhi saw a staff member handing out small gifts, as if it was some kind of event.
It is the nature of every Chinese person to love to join in the fun, and Chu Jinzhi is no exception, so she couldn't help but stand on the outside and take a look at her outstanding height, and was followed by the staff wearing red vests after a short stand.
"Beauty, the organizer of "Gunshot" is organizing a film review event to receive small gifts at every screening location. I wasted 2 minutes of your time. Can you help me write your impressions of the film?"
After most people get enough spiritual satisfaction, they are always willing to give back. Chu Jinzhi glanced at it and found that the audience who came out of the same theater as him basically wrote film reviews and received small gifts.
Some people smiled and told the staff that the movie was very good, and asked them to tell the movie theater owner, so that they could arrange more screenings of the movie in the future, and when they went back, all their relatives and friends would watch it.
In the extreme shock and emotional ups and downs that have not calmed down until now, Chu Jinzhi took the gel pen handed over by the staff, stood in a very uncomfortable posture, bent over and crouched at the corner of the table, writing like a god Eloquently wrote a [-]-word essay.
——If it weren't for the limited space on the film review strip, there is really no place to write, Chu Jinzhi might be able to complete the first [-]-character essay in his life independently.
With regret, Chu Jinzhi stood up straight and brushed the long curly hair that had fallen to her chest behind her ears, and passed the note between her slender index and middle fingers. Because of her overly good-looking figure and hands, the staff also Take one more look at her.
Chu Jinzhi took the gift bag and walked gracefully on high heels, and the staff subconsciously glanced down at the film review in his hand.After reading the content of the film review clearly, the staff were first shocked by the densely packed small characters that exceeded the line, and their pupils trembled, and then their souls were severely shocked by the written content.
After a while, the colleague who was done with work found that she was still standing there dumbfounded and silent, and couldn't help pulling her arm in wonder, "Xiao Li, what's the matter?"
Staring at the movie review bar and looking silly, could it be that someone was playing a prank by writing some strange movie review to cheat the little gift?
Xiaoli came back to her senses, couldn't help laughing out loud, and then shared this interesting movie review with her colleagues: "Look, this is written by the long-legged beauty just now. It was full, and as a result, there were two sentences at the beginning and the end that praised the movie, and everything else praised the heroine."
The colleague took it over and took a look, couldn't help laughing, turned around and went to share it with a few other colleagues.
"This boast is also very level, not only from head to toe, but also from all aspects, and there are sentences like poetry in the middle. I would like to call it another typical masterpiece of the fancy rainbow school."
Xiaoli also nodded with a smile: "It's really special haha, I'm going to take a picture and send it to Moments to commemorate it before handing it in."
Colleagues hurriedly expressed that they wanted to take pictures too.
Chu Jinzhi, who had already left, naturally didn't know that the film reviews written by his rare spiritual thoughts would be shared by many staff members on Moments and Weibo on this day. "The absolute C position in the "Real Audience Film Critic Collection" activity on the official website.
And Lin Shuyu's fans will also use this film review written by an unknown audience as the "first teaching material" in the introductory study. It is constantly being sung, learned and imitated, but no one has ever surpassed it.
The author says:
Chu Jinzhi at this time: I am really a great modern writer! 【Proud.jpg
Chu Jinzhi in the future: What kind of dog?Why is this happening! [doubt.jpg
When Chu Jinzhi talked to the system, he used "" to indicate that he had spoken, and [] to indicate that he hadn't spoken, which is an intra-brain communication.
PS: Favorites are rising, the little angels you like must be collected, I will gain weight quickly QAQ
The system can only know the general trend of Lin Shuyu in advance, and cannot know more details. Chu Jinzhi was very curious about the movie that turned out to be popular and well-received. After hanging up the phone, he continued to lie on the sofa to search. Collecting relevant information is like a salted fish sealed in a sofa.
When he found out that there were still some pre-sale places for screening tickets online, Chu Jinzhi, who had been unemployed at home and grew mushrooms, decisively clicked to buy, and boasted to the system complacently: "I am called a confidant. "
To ensure 100% being slapped in the face, you must first know where the other party will never overturn, otherwise if one day the ridicule is right, wouldn't it be overturned?
On the day of Dianying, Chu Jinzhi sat in front of the dressing table early in the morning and began to make up.
She is born with a thick complexion, with deep and strong facial features, a pair of long and black eyebrows, dark without any outline, and a pair of bright peach blossom eyes, which are rare in China. The stars seem to shine only for you.
The bridge of the nose is tall and straight, which is different from ordinary girls, and the nose is moderately narrow. It is the golden reference object for nose reduction surgery.
A lip that is not stained and self-glamorous, with clear lip lines and full red lips, is the shape of petals that was once called the most beautiful by her tens of millions of fans.
The advantage of thick makeup is that plain makeup seems to have its own makeup, but Chu Jinzhi is very dissatisfied, because every time the makeup does not change much, it is difficult for people to get a sense of accomplishment from it.
After more than an hour of smearing, I finally left the dressing table reluctantly satisfied, carrying a canvas bag without a brand name on it, carrying a box of jam sandwich biscuits and a bottle of water, wearing a hat, sunglasses and a big mask, making sure to cover it tightly. Jin Zhi took out her mobile phone and put on her white shoes to go out.
The system didn't understand this: "Since they have to be covered, why spend so much time putting on makeup?"
Chu Jinzhi gave it a supercilious look: "You must be a male system."
There is no system of gender recognition: "???"
Probably because the publicity has not yet started, and today is a working day, after checking in the tickets, Chu Jinzhi found that there were only about [-] people sitting sparsely in the theater.
This is a rare desert in the bustling city of Beiping.
Chu Jinzhi glanced roughly, and boredly scrolled through the hot topic list on Weibo, waiting for the movie to start.
Yesterday, the black hot search about her auditioning to play big names has long since sunk. It is either this sister's leg or that brother's lip that is on the list. It is obvious at a glance that she bought it.Thinking that Lin Shuyu was from the Department of Archeology of Peking University, Chu Jinzhi found the tourist entrance and entered the Peking University forum to wander around.
Before she could find out about Lin Shuyu's topic, the lights in the screening hall dimmed, and warm reminders and pre-movie advertisements began to be played on the big screen.
Chu Jinzhi put away the phone, opened the biscuit and pulled off the mask, stuffed a piece from the bottom and chewed it in his mouth, staring at the big screen with his eyes.The dazzling opening credits scattered like clouds, Chu Jinzhi caught off guard and met a pair of tea-brown eyes as clear as glass beads.
At this moment, Chu Jinzhi's heart shuddered suddenly due to a strong sense of shock or surprise, and he stopped chewing unknowingly, staring blankly at the camera from there. A pair of eyes as clear as a spring in the mountains stretched far to a face of clear water hibiscus.
If a person is innocent and ignorant of the world, then it is reasonable to have a pair of overly clear and bright eyes.But if she is a person, she can not only have such eyes, but also turn into the deepness of the wise, and the ignorance and simplicity of the mediocre in an instant, then she must have amazing acting skills.
When she knew that the system selected Lin Shuyu as her face-slapping target, Chu Jinzhi guessed whether she had ever lived in a novel, and Lin Shuyu must be the protagonist of the story in the book.
Isn't that what's written in the novel?
The heroine is either excellent in itself, or endowed with a powerful aura by the author's mother.There must always be one of the two situations, and Chu Jinzhi originally thought that he had imagined both situations enough.
But at this moment, I was still overwhelmed by Lin Shuyu's powerful acting skills, it was a physical and mental shock that penetrated deep into the soul.
Before that, although Chu Jinzhi agreed with the point that "acting skills are so bad that they rub the floor" in his black material, he still believed that he would definitely be able to get rid of this label by working hard.
However, she only now realizes how vaguely she understands her "acting scum".
Chu Jinzhi swallowed the biscuit with difficulty, and quietly said to the system: [Ah Tong, help me find out how many points are needed for interstellar acting classes. ]
The movie is called "Gunshot", and it tells a story that happened in a small county in a Japanese-occupied area during the Anti-Japanese War.
As soon as the story begins, it is a lively market. The heroine is dressed plainly, and her face without makeup is like a soft gardenia, lighting up the gray street.Suddenly, a few rogues with knives appeared on the stage, taking things from the vendors at will, and making trouble wantonly. The goods were turned over.
Some people knelt on the ground, tears pouring down on the ashes-covered yellow soil, and some sat in a corner and silently shed two lines of hot tears.
The shots here are very powerful. I have to say that I haven’t read the story behind. Just this scene alone can assert that the camera movement and editing of this movie are absolutely excellent to the height of the domestic ceiling.
At this moment, the heroine who came to the county town to sell eggs seemed to be terrified, and stood in the corner blankly. When she met the eyes of one of the rogues, her pupils constricted, her face turned pale, and she staggered a bit before responding. Come here, turn around immediately and run into the alley.
Naturally, the ronin would not let such a beautiful woman go, and immediately chased after her without thinking.
The close-up of the eyes here made Chu Jinzhi's heart tighten, and he began to worry unconsciously.But the director was determined to whet the appetite of the audience, the screen slowly turned gray and black, and paused for a few seconds in the empty alley. With a gunshot, the movie officially started.
It was also at this time that Chu Jinzhi realized that he hadn't finished eating a single biscuit, and other audience members in the auditorium also made noises, but everyone corrected their attitudes to watch the movie, obviously they were randomly selected by this movie to pass the time. attracted by the movie.
Chu Jinzhi also felt free to say something to the system: [Lin Shuyu's acting skills are simply amazing, such an excellent person does not need a system like yours to find cannon fodder for praise. ]
The slapped system was as quiet as a machine, Chu Jinzhi went to enjoy the movie wholeheartedly, and didn't care what it was silent about.
The story told in "Gunshot" is not very novel, but the storyteller is very good at exaggerating the atmosphere, always throwing a hook at the right time to stimulate the audience's interest to the most vigorous height, and the acting skills of the actors are also full Online, even a peddler on the side of the road can act vividly.
In addition, Fu Huadao is also very careful, at least there will be no mentally handicapped plot where the protagonist is so glamorous in the rain of bullets that it seems to be coming to a catwalk.The passers-by who occasionally enter the roadside must also dress in accordance with the class and economic status of the characters.
In addition to the suspenseful "hook-throwing" shooting technique and the montage editing transitions, the most impressive thing is the performance of the heroine.
Of course, this movie can be regarded as an innovation. In recent years, any theme can be magically changed into a love affair, and gods are also crazy about love. There is no love scene from the beginning to the end, and the camera focuses on the righteousness of the family and the country. There are really not many film and television works on the Internet.
At the end of a movie, many viewers in the theater were feeling with their companions: "This kind of movie is so rare, it can be called the national first-class animal protection level. I will check the director, screenwriter and those on the cast list later. I just took a picture of it."
Chu Jinzhi nodded silently.
That's right, people who are serious about making movies like this are rare animals, and they must be well protected.
The last one walked out of the screening hall, and at the previous ticket gate, Chu Jinzhi saw a staff member handing out small gifts, as if it was some kind of event.
It is the nature of every Chinese person to love to join in the fun, and Chu Jinzhi is no exception, so she couldn't help but stand on the outside and take a look at her outstanding height, and was followed by the staff wearing red vests after a short stand.
"Beauty, the organizer of "Gunshot" is organizing a film review event to receive small gifts at every screening location. I wasted 2 minutes of your time. Can you help me write your impressions of the film?"
After most people get enough spiritual satisfaction, they are always willing to give back. Chu Jinzhi glanced at it and found that the audience who came out of the same theater as him basically wrote film reviews and received small gifts.
Some people smiled and told the staff that the movie was very good, and asked them to tell the movie theater owner, so that they could arrange more screenings of the movie in the future, and when they went back, all their relatives and friends would watch it.
In the extreme shock and emotional ups and downs that have not calmed down until now, Chu Jinzhi took the gel pen handed over by the staff, stood in a very uncomfortable posture, bent over and crouched at the corner of the table, writing like a god Eloquently wrote a [-]-word essay.
——If it weren't for the limited space on the film review strip, there is really no place to write, Chu Jinzhi might be able to complete the first [-]-character essay in his life independently.
With regret, Chu Jinzhi stood up straight and brushed the long curly hair that had fallen to her chest behind her ears, and passed the note between her slender index and middle fingers. Because of her overly good-looking figure and hands, the staff also Take one more look at her.
Chu Jinzhi took the gift bag and walked gracefully on high heels, and the staff subconsciously glanced down at the film review in his hand.After reading the content of the film review clearly, the staff were first shocked by the densely packed small characters that exceeded the line, and their pupils trembled, and then their souls were severely shocked by the written content.
After a while, the colleague who was done with work found that she was still standing there dumbfounded and silent, and couldn't help pulling her arm in wonder, "Xiao Li, what's the matter?"
Staring at the movie review bar and looking silly, could it be that someone was playing a prank by writing some strange movie review to cheat the little gift?
Xiaoli came back to her senses, couldn't help laughing out loud, and then shared this interesting movie review with her colleagues: "Look, this is written by the long-legged beauty just now. It was full, and as a result, there were two sentences at the beginning and the end that praised the movie, and everything else praised the heroine."
The colleague took it over and took a look, couldn't help laughing, turned around and went to share it with a few other colleagues.
"This boast is also very level, not only from head to toe, but also from all aspects, and there are sentences like poetry in the middle. I would like to call it another typical masterpiece of the fancy rainbow school."
Xiaoli also nodded with a smile: "It's really special haha, I'm going to take a picture and send it to Moments to commemorate it before handing it in."
Colleagues hurriedly expressed that they wanted to take pictures too.
Chu Jinzhi, who had already left, naturally didn't know that the film reviews written by his rare spiritual thoughts would be shared by many staff members on Moments and Weibo on this day. "The absolute C position in the "Real Audience Film Critic Collection" activity on the official website.
And Lin Shuyu's fans will also use this film review written by an unknown audience as the "first teaching material" in the introductory study. It is constantly being sung, learned and imitated, but no one has ever surpassed it.
The author says:
Chu Jinzhi at this time: I am really a great modern writer! 【Proud.jpg
Chu Jinzhi in the future: What kind of dog?Why is this happening! [doubt.jpg
When Chu Jinzhi talked to the system, he used "" to indicate that he had spoken, and [] to indicate that he hadn't spoken, which is an intra-brain communication.
PS: Favorites are rising, the little angels you like must be collected, I will gain weight quickly QAQ
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