After being bound to the face-slapping system, I became popular [entertainment circle]

After going through a series of jitters that left the screenwriter speechless and the director covering his head, the program team finally brought the two waves of people together through modern technology-mobile loudspeakers.

"Welcome the leading cast of "Xiu Xian Ji" to our "Script Royale". Today's theme is 'Who is the murderer'..."

Seeing that the recording was back on track, the director breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly announced today's theme and script.

The so-called "Script Royale" naturally revolves around a script. This variety show is notoriously exhausting and exhausting. It is necessary to guard against dramas within dramas and spy missions, and run maps to find clues. At the same time, avoid the pursuit of the "mysterious man".

This time the script "New World" also has the "mysterious people" forces that hunt down the guests, that is, the believers of the natural god who are worshiped by the aborigines in the legend and the believers of the dark god who have been waiting for the arrival of the dark god.

Two groups of hunters, the white-robed people represent the believers of the natural god, the black-robed people represent the believers of the dark god, and the white-robed people chase and kill Chu Jinzhi. Residents.

Of course, the battle royale did not force the guests to run wildly from the beginning to the end of the recording, but there are trigger conditions.Cao Xu and his five resident guests will have the opportunity to release the white-robed man when they run the map to play games to obtain props or trigger hidden plots.

In the same way, Chu Jinzhi and other five people did the same, and they could release the black-robed man.

Chu Jinzhi was gearing up and actively posted: "Director, do the black-robed and white-robed people have any special abilities? For example, they can't die if they touch them? Or they can't resist when they encounter them, and can only kneel under their mysterious power ?”

What's the problem?

Whether it is the flying guests or the resident guests, they cast their surprised eyes on Chu Jinzhi.

Only Lin Shuyu frowned slightly, looked sideways at someone with sparkling eyes, rubbed his hands, pursed his lips, and suppressed the smile on the corners of his lips.

The director also didn't understand why she asked such a question, but he still replied: "No, we are a variety show that emphasizes science, and we resolutely do not promote feudal superstition."

Probably because the executive director who went to pick up the plane came back and said that after Chu Jinzhi had doubts about the legal departure of the script, he had a psychological shadow. When the director explained, his mouth was bald, revealing a little clue in advance.

But when the screenwriter grabbed a lot of hair and wrote a set of sets in the play, the director felt relieved again.

It's just such a few clues, and the guests can't escape their palms even if they know it.

As an aboriginal resident who was "poisoned to death" at the beginning, it is of course impossible for Cao Xu to leave the scene at the beginning of the recording, so the aborigines have in their hands the setting of a life-saving magic medicine bestowed by the God of Nature.

After a brief "crying" and a show of hands, Cao Xu was rescued by his companions with magic medicine, and then continued to participate in the next recording.

After announcing the core content of the script, a group of people took a car from the garden to the streets of the Chinese National Customs Street in Liya Ancient Town, which is full of ethnic customs.

Here, they have to start running the map to find clues. The people holding oil-paper umbrellas on the street are probably plot NPCs arranged by the program group. key plot.

According to the setting of the plot, after Cao Xu's premeditated "poison killing" of new immigrants failed, he did not know that Chu Jinzhi and other new immigrants had the task of finding the real culprit and sanctioning the murderer with "holy water", so Cao Xu was not allowed to do so during the recording process. revealed in.

Because the new immigrants were "poisoned" by the aborigines as soon as they arrived, they were naturally full of vigilance and defense against the aborigines.The aborigines who didn't know what Cao Xu was doing caused the death of a compatriot because of the new immigrants, and they didn't welcome the new immigrants at all.

So at the beginning of the script, the two sides have formed a subtle atmosphere of hostility.

After arriving at Fengfeng Street, the two sides split up tacitly, leaving one left and one right, and quickly disappeared on the street full of people coming and going.

This variety show has a total of five permanent guests including Cao Xu.

Because of the nature of the program, except for Cao Xu, who is the leading trash, the other four are all in their teens and twenties, which is the age when they are active in thinking and able to run.

Variety show cafes Fan Taole and Yu Sari are a pair of fools who can always guess the plot far away from the script by relying on nonsensical blind guessing. They are in their twenties and are already frequent guests of various variety shows. Blind guessing of the script started.

Fan Taole: "The director said that this is a script that emphasizes science. Could it be that there are aliens disguised as new immigrants, and then they are going to take us aboriginal residents as observation subjects?"

Yu Sari: "Are you stupid? What do we people have to study? Besides, how do you know that aliens are in line with science? Maybe it's the aliens coveted by some kind of god worship, is there something hidden in it?" What kind of treasure magic medicine?"

The brain hole is so big that people can't help laughing.

Ji Kuangyi, who was thinking about whether the script this time imitated the historical event of Columbus’s discovery of the New World in the 15th century, couldn’t help but follow a twisted train of thought, “It makes sense, otherwise how can we explain the magic medicine that saved Brother Cao? ?”

Ji Kuangyi, an actor who just finished the college entrance examination in his teens, is the intelligence leader of the five-member group. However, every time he is led by a pair of clowns, he starts to follow in a daze, but he always wakes up in time at critical moments, and finally leads Let everyone go through the script.

As for the silly, sweet and brainless vase set by fellow actress Xueli, she always finds it reasonable every time what everyone says, and it is very difficult to vote, so she can only use "metaphysical" methods such as drawing lots and throwing coins. this problem.

At this time, everyone seems to be in agreement, so Xueli naturally grabbed her braid and nodded vigorously: "Yes, I think so too!"

Cao Xu, who knew a lot of inside stories, heard the four teammates getting farther and farther away at this time, and couldn't help but turned around and made a strange movement of pinching his neck and choking speechlessly at the camera on his shoulder.

On the other hand, the five newcomers have less mental activity.

They first appreciated the style and characteristics of this street.

Because this style street is the main tourist project of Liya Ancient Town, the "Script Royale" program group arranged the recording of this variety show here, and also received an invitation from the local ZF.

On the day of filming, everyone on the street provided services for the recording of the program. Snacks and delicacies can be tasted casually, and items of ethnic minorities can also be taken and tried at will.

For a moment, Chu Jinzhi and the others were almost so fascinated by this colorful little world that they forgot what they were here for.

Fortunately, soon, they came across an old lady who was selling flower buns along the street, but she was holding an out of place ink painting oil paper umbrella, which brought them back to their senses, and they knew that they had encountered an NPC, so they quickly surrounded them.

Just as Zheng Lan was about to ask the NPC directly what tasks to entrust to them, Chu Jinzhi stopped him and solemnly reminded everyone: "Remember what we said before?"

Wu Xun and Pei Yan, who had obviously been fascinated by delicious food and snacks, were taken aback for a moment, and finally remembered. After eating the food in their hands in two or three bites, they straightened their clothes and hair, and then nodded seriously.

The five people didn't rush over in a hurry, and they gathered around to plot plot 123 loudly.

Waiting for these celebrities to come over, the NPC lady who is about to release the task: "..."

You are plotting so loudly to come to Pengci, my old man, won't your conscience ache?And what about robbing first and then selling it miserably, selling miserable first and then robbing...

After listening to the ten plans, the NPC aunt was already frightened and couldn't hold it anymore, but she felt that she could save it again, and made up her mind to stay the same.

Soon those wicked stars finally finalized their plan, and walked over calmly.

The aunt's knees trembled, a little weak.

Chu Jinzhi: "Ma'am, how do you sell your steamed buns?"

The aunt said in her heart that I said that you can eat whatever you want without paying, and you will definitely carry out the plan of trying a steamed bun and being overwhelmed by the delicious taste of the steamed bun, so she calmed down, raised her chin noblely and said: "My steamed bun It’s unusual, it costs 100 yuan a piece!”

Chu Jinzhi looked back at his companions.

The aunt was overjoyed, thinking that her unexpected reaction made these guys embarrassed, so she couldn't help secretly giving herself a thumbs up

Unexpectedly, at the next moment, the pretty female star who asked the price suddenly sneered, raised her hand and pointed: "That's right, you are the one that our price bureau is arresting!"

The remaining four rushed forward, raising their hands to pin down the aunt.

The aunt panicked, "What do you mean?!"

Chu Jinzhi intervened, "I have received reports from the masses a long time ago, saying that you, the aunt, have raised the price of the steamed bun shop. I didn't expect you to be so courageous. You can sell it for 100 yuan for a market price of [-] yuan! Don't you We pay attention to the price law of our country! It’s too arrogant, I have to teach you a lesson today, take it away!”

Seeing that the heat was really going to take her away, the aunt couldn't continue acting, and she yelled bitterly: "Don't catch me, don't catch me! I'll give you clues!"

The five people who had acted ferociously and selflessly just now changed their faces to be gentle.

This one said, "Ma'am, it's over if you don't give up."

The one said "Ma'am, don't be angry, you won't be the only victim, take it easy."

Lady NPC: "..."

I can't thank you enough!

The first clue was successfully obtained, and five people gathered around to take a look. It was about the god of nature.It said that the worship of nature gods was proposed by the previous acting village chief.

Too brief.

There is no way to do more reasoning.

Chu Jinzhi accepted the note, raised his eyes, and the five of them looked at each other tacitly, rearranged their clothes, turned around and looked back at the NPC lady again.

Lady NPC: "???"

It was Chu Jinzhi who took the lead: "Auntie, how do you sell these steamed buns?" Whether it was lines, gestures, or even the smile on his face, they were exactly the same as before.

The aunt was shocked, and her head turned quickly.

If she said she didn't want money, these people would definitely follow the trend and use the delicious Porcelain script. If she deliberately raised the price, just like what she did just now, she stammered and answered: "One, one piece money one."

After a pause, she remedied: "Don't taste it!"

These guests didn't bring any money with them when they recorded the show, and now the price she quoted is still what the person said just now, and they also said that they are not allowed to taste it, so it should be all right now!

Unexpectedly, Chu Jinzhi frowned and sighed.

The companion next to him seemed to have received some signal, Pei Yan closed his eyes and then softened his body, Wu Xun seamlessly caught him, and Zheng Lan shouted sadly from the side: "Old Pei, what's wrong with you ! You haven’t eaten for three days, could it be that you can’t bear it and you’re about to starve to death?!”

Lin Shuyu, on the other hand, played the role of booing passers-by vividly, and shook his head with his hands in his hands: "I said, boss, you are too cruel, people are going to starve to death, and you still hold a one-dollar steamed bun and don't want to give it away. It's really a declining world." People's hearts are not old."

After speaking, he shook his head and greeted other people on the street who are both the owner of Fengfeng Street and temporary group performers to come and watch the excitement: "Come and see, come and see, everyone, come and see, the owner of this store is too hard-hearted, a little sympathy I don't even have a heart..."

Boss and extras: "..."

Shaking his head, he could only give the aunt a sympathetic look.

You are unlucky to meet a guest who is so good at acting and loves acting so much!

But speaking of it, these celebrities really know how to act, so that they can't help but feel sympathy and laugh when they know it's fake.

The aunt had no choice but to admit that she was unlucky, and handed over a steamed bun: "Stop talking, don't talk, I'll give you steamed buns! Give it to him!"

After eating, we will continue to play the scene of being beautified by steamed buns, right? !

She was wronged to death!

However, Chu Jinzhi and others taught the aunt a lesson, this lesson is called "There is no most shameless, only more shameless".

Chu Jinzhi didn't take the steamed buns, which means that people are starving to death, and the steamed buns are useless. Only the quest clues can comfort the grief-stricken hearts of those who have lost their companions.

The aunt really wanted to say: I didn't see your grief at all!

The second time I got the clue, this time the clue was to hide the plot and choose whether to release their mysterious man in black robe to hunt down the original residents.

Five people have fun together, decisively choose to chase and kill!

After trying out the privilege of chasing and killing, the five of them silently adjusted their clothes and hair again, and turned to face the aunt.

The aunt who was arranging the steamed buns in the steamer was shocked, her eyes filled with tears: "Don't come here!"

The author says:

Chu Jinzhi: What does it mean to catch a sheep and pull its wool?Isn't this a sheep whose wool hasn't been plucked yet?

The four of Lin Shuyu nodded in agreement

The stalked aunt becomes the only loser

The boss and temporary extras silently avoid the eyes of Wu Qinshou

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