After being bound to the face-slapping system, I became popular [entertainment circle]

Before the start of the live broadcast in the morning, on the Internet unknown to the other guests of "Survival of the Stars", the excitement of the funny melons falling from the sky last night has not completely dissipated, and many fans who fought for their brothers and sisters all night just fell asleep , The melon-eating party took advantage of the melon rind to eat again before going to work and school.

The reason why it is called a funny big melon from heaven is because this melon was not released by any marketing account or paparazzi in the entertainment industry, but in a form of heaven, and this form is full of dog blood. The sense of humor that dares to write casually.

The cause of the matter is this, the number one dog-legged A of a young master who had a lot of fun, because he was drinking with a young master, he didn't know what to think, his brain short-circuited, and suddenly appeared on Weibo at around [-] o'clock in the evening, using His tuba bangs and plays an audio.

The audio content is rich and colorful, there are as many as [-] top stars in the entertainment circle involved in it, and the absolute protagonist in the audio is a young man whom A has been holding up for a long time.

In just over four minutes of audio, a certain young master commented on these [-] top actresses, saying that this breast is fake, he touched it, said that it was loose, he stabbed it, that's right. It seems that there is no woman in the entertainment industry that he can't sleep with.

As for the male star, a certain young man insulted/cursed wantonly, saying that this little boy got his resources from playing happy balls with the rich woman, saying that that one is a double-chased head, and he was bullied by others, and he used words when he was bullied by others. The vulgarity and filthiness have reached the level of telegrams where harmony is complete and beep beep beep.

What's even more ridiculous is that when the fans of the [-] stars turned upside down, they plowed through the Weibo of A and a certain young man and the official website of the family-related company several times, and when the melon-eating party quickly assembled and arrived at the scene Oh, a certain young master is still singing there with his good dog legs shoulder to shoulder.

Someone in the private room brushed up on this news and hurriedly reported it to a young master. The young master was drunk and confused. The first thing he thought of was not to ask the dog leg A to delete the audio to clarify the matter, but to pick up the bottle and kill A. The kind that went to the hospital and was seriously injured and sent straight to the emergency room.

Now it's all right, the person is dead and dead, and only A knows the Weibo account password, and this young man has to ask someone to unblock the Weibo official to pry the account password.

However, it was too late at this time, because the hacker who claimed to be the messenger of justice locked the account, even if the official came, the audio could not be deleted, and even because of some bad behavior, the hacker strongly listed the audio as the first hot search .

Chu Jinzhi is 100% satisfied with the quality of the products in the Points Mall, and he never expected that the so-called "little black material" could make such a noise.

She couldn't help but began to look forward to it: [When the probability comes, a big melon will burst out, can you send Wang Shao in directly? ]

The system proudly said: [It's small, the layout is small, why can't you imagine including the Wang family that he relies on behind? ]

Chu Jinzhi raised his thumb and ordered a row of 666 for the system.

Chu Jinzhi successfully ate the first fresh melon with the help of a small partner in the system. He slept soundly all night, and he woke up refreshed today. Follow Pat out to find food.

Clear water is an important resource that must be found. The best way is of course to find the estuary along the coastline where the water flows from the island to the sea, and then go upstream to find the freshwater resource closest to her camp.

When they got to the beach, Chu Jinzhi tied heavy stones to both ends of the vines collected in advance on the road, and prepared to pick coconuts with flying stones.Coconuts are not only a fresh water resource that can be stored, but also a pot that Chu Jinzhi urgently needs.

Because it's not yet time to start the live broadcast, only brother Dajie followed.Brother Dajie saw this and silently adjusted the camera angle.

Unexpectedly, when Chu Jinzhi was still looking for coconuts left alone, he met Lin Shuyu who also came to pick coconuts first.

So far, Lin Shuyu and the others have not found fresh water resources.

In the morning, I picked up a rabbit that had been bitten to death by an animal. Lin Shuyu used seawater for skinning and processing. Just now, Cao Xu and the others used the rabbit's internal organs to make a small shoal around the reef.

Before breakfast, Lin Shuyu came to pick coconuts for breakfast. Tong Zixuan and Cao Xu continued along the coastline to search for freshwater estuaries, and by the way, see if they could find some shells, wild fruits and vegetables and other food.

Lin Shuyu's attitude towards Chu Jinzhi has always been very friendly. He glanced at the rough tool in Chu Jinzhi's hand and asked, "Are you going to pick coconuts? I can help you."

Chu Jinzhi tilted his head to look at her, thought for a while, and smiled sideways: "Okay, in exchange, I can tell you about an edible plant root."

This was a pleasant surprise.

There was a slight smile on Lin Shuyu's face, and he stepped forward to pick coconuts with Chu Jinzhi's neck up. After picking the coconuts, Lin Shuyu shot off the handles of the coconuts with a bow/crossbow, and quickly picked seven or eight coconuts.

Chu Jinzhi took two, and the remaining six Lin Shuyu piled up together and prepared to take them back in two trips.

While the two were chatting, Chu Jinzhi knew that Lin Shuyu was practicing aiming and shooting at moving objects.

"Actually, I feel like I'm overdoing it. I didn't expect that moving objects are so difficult to shoot. Maybe I should choose other tools."

Probably because of joking with Chu Jinzhi, Lin Shuyu lost his composure in front of Cao Xu and Tong Zixuan, but unconsciously revealed a bit of self-doubt.

Chu Jinzhi reached out for a bow and crossbow, gestured a few times towards the sea, and suddenly said, "Practice makes perfect, and in our Hua Kingdom's special situation, who can practice with a bow and crossbow when they have nothing to do? Son? There’s no rush for this, why don’t you find another way, first set up a trap and put some food there, and when an animal comes over and tries to eat some, then you shoot arrows while the animal pauses.”

Lin Shuyu thought it was a good idea: "That's true, thank you, I'll try it when I get back."

Knowing that Chu Jinzhi would not be willing to be with them, Lin Shuyu didn't say any more invitations, and the two soon parted ways, each busy with their own affairs.

Today's live broadcast started relatively late.

Director Chen didn't start the live broadcast until the heated uproar on the Internet was suppressed by multiple parties.

It was exactly twelve o'clock at noon, and those who went to school and went to work were temporarily free.

As soon as the broadcast started, many netizens who were interested in "Star Survival in the Wild" clicked in one after another. As soon as they came in, they saw Lin Shuyu and the three of them gathered around the cleaned banana leaves and prepared to eat.

The camera shot at the "dining table", yo, stir-fried diced rabbits, stewed seafood soup, cold wild vegetables, washed wild fruits piled up next to it for dinner, and oysters that were sizzling on the slate.

As a person from a traditional foodie country, of course the program team will not let the guests start with drying salt.Therefore, "Star Wilderness Survival" also opened a "Small Seasoning Supermarket", where guests can exchange what they have harvested for seasoning products such as oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.

In the morning, Lin Shuyu exchanged the peeled rabbit skin and a few coconuts for a small bottle of oil and a little chili, salt, monosodium glutamate and other basic condiments.

Cao Xu hosted a food show in his early years, and he also learned the skill of cooking at that time, and his cooking skills are also good. Among the three, Lin Shuyu contributed a lot, and Cao Xu took over the duties of the cook.

And Tong Zixuan is in charge of doing chores.

——Although Tong Zixuan complained a lot about this, but when compared horizontally, she didn't have the confidence to say anything.

The audience was first shocked by the overly rich lunch, and then discovered that Tong Zixuan's face had baby fat without heavy makeup covering her eyes.

Baby fat!

Baby fat that still exists at the age of 26!

[Mom, who is this little sister! 】

[Hahaha I died laughing, so this is why Tong Zixuan wears heavy makeup all the time? 】

[Wow, it's really rich!There was meat to eat the next day!The crispy fish is high! 】

[After comparing the live broadcast rooms of the other two lone wolves, I declare that the trio has the best meals! 】

[There are actually abalone and sea cucumber in the soup, is this really a wilderness survival show and not some gourmet show? [saliva] [saliva]]

I probably also know that the audience will be amazed by Tong Zixuan's bare face. Cao Xu took the initiative to reveal his embarrassing story with a comedic spirit: "Everyone must be amazed by Zixuan's real face, right? Haha, let me tell you, I just saw it this morning I was so scared that I fell my ass when she saw her, yelling that someone sneaked into our camp hahahaha."

Tong Zixuan gave him a white look, "You are timid, Shuyu is not surprised at all."

Lin Shuyu interjected at the right time: "Actually, I was also taken aback at the time, but I learned how to manage my expressions well and stabilized myself."

Her calm and calm demeanor does not have a sense of humor, which makes Cao Xu, who has a low laugh, squawk with laughter. Tong Zixuan said that he laughed like a goose, and Cao Xu stood up on purpose to imitate the walking posture of a goose. He giggled while walking, completely laughing out Lin Shuyu and Tong Zixuan.

On the other side, Chu Jinzhi was triumphantly roasting a two-finger-sized fish, cooking a pot of wild vegetable soup, and plant roots were still burning in the fire, blatantly speaking to the camera: "I dare say, people like me who have starch as a staple food With vegetable soup and meaty diet, it is definitely the richest lunch among all the guests!"

The author says:

Quickly get rid of Wang Shao, the mad dog who was chasing and biting Zhizhi.