I rely on the vest to be the villain boss
Chapter 5 Approaching Science
This surprising discovery finally made the person in front of him, who was full of perfection everywhere, have a scent that a human should have.
Feng Huo couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha, there are indeed people in the church who don't know anything about modern technology and can't even operate the TV. But I still know how to use basic electrical appliances, and occasionally use the computer to shop online."
"Really? What did you buy?" Gojo Satoru was even more surprised.
The face of Fenghuo did not change, "Some ingredients, this town is relatively closed, it is not easy to buy some things. In addition, I also bought magic tools and some holy relics on the dark web, which are public expenses."
Xia Youjie, who was drinking water, squirted out a sip of water, and he wiped the water stains from the corner of his mouth, "The gap is too big! And you are so serious about public expenses!" Oh no!Still can't help complaining!
Gojo Satoru couldn't help showing longing, "Then if I stay in the college in the future, can I also buy Xijiufu with public funds?"
Xia Youjie paused for a moment, then thought about it, "Then how should I declare it? In the name of suspecting that Xi Jiufu has a curse? Compared to that, do you really need to use public money to do this kind of thing?"
"Of course it's more enjoyable to buy at public expense than to spend your own money." Gojo Gori said confidently.
Feng Huo couldn't help laughing at the reaction of the two of them, and smiled slightly.
Fenghuo didn't lie. He really bought a lot of useful things on the dark web, unowned spells to help him, and a lot of holy relics that the church needs. In the eyes of most ordinary people , Those are just antiques with some special meanings, and some can only be regarded as tattered.He also bought related items from the heroic spirits, among which was an accessory that claimed to belong to the Empress of Assyria.
Yes, Empress of Assyria, Semiramis.Feng Huo seriously considered whether he could summon her and fulfill Amakusa Shiro's long-cherished wish with him.After all... It's really difficult for him to prepare and arrange such a big event. He has been preparing for decades. Even if he enjoys making troubles, it doesn't mean he doesn't want to go less Take a detour.
From the experience of the Holy Grail War in Romania, it can be seen that the empress is definitely a powerful co-worker who will not betray at critical moments. With her help, it is more likely that he will truly realize Shiro Amakusa's wish.
It's a pity that this world doesn't know whether it's the imperfect summoning system or some other reason. All in all, his summoning ceremony failed, and he is the only heroic spirit in this world.
However, the system kindly expressed that when he becomes stronger in the future, he can also open a second card to accompany him in trouble.If he wanted to, he could also have a bit of a show where he stabbed himself in the back, he made himself an enemy.
Draw big cakes... just listen to the fire and it's over, whoever is serious is a fool.
After the bus, they were supposed to transfer to the subway, but Gojo Satoru couldn't take it any longer, so he hailed a taxi with a wave of his hand.The taxi driver's expression changed immediately after hearing their destination, "No, I can't take you there."
Xia Youjie raised his eyebrows, and exchanged glances with Feng Huo who hadn't gotten into the car yet, but Wujo Wu, who was already in the car, didn't plan to get off, and took a few ten thousand yuan bills in front of the driver.The driver glanced at the banknote, but still shook his head firmly, "It's useless to say anything! I won't go! Seriously, I advise you not to go there to find any excitement, young..."
Gojo Satoru simply took the remaining at least [-] yuan bills from his wallet and put them in front of him, with a sunny smile on his face, "Are these enough? I'll go get them later."
The driver stared at the wad of banknotes, which was worth more than his monthly salary, his eyes widened in a daze. Are all the children nowadays so rich? "It's not a question of enough..."
The co-pilot was unceremoniously occupied by Wujo Wu, Xia Youjie didn't bother to argue with him for a long time, so he went to the back seat, Fenghuo also sat down and closed the door after seeing this.In this way, each of the four of them sits next to the door, and it is convenient for them to escape in case of any accident on the road, and Wujo Satoru, the co-pilot, as the strongest among them (he calls himself) can also go to the door in time. Save the driver.
Gojo Satoru smiled and said, "And, Uncle, you're mistaken, we're not looking for excitement."
Xia Youjie continued with a smile, "We are here to solve those 'irritations'."
The driver's trance-like eyes became more complicated, his eyes were somewhere between looking at the second generation of rich idiots and the second disease of the middle school... In short, the word "two" is inseparable.
But, but, they gave too much!
Fenghuo took his wavering into his eyes, he straightened his back and cleared his throat, showing that kind of reliable (flickering) smile unique to priests, the golden cross on his chest reflected the sunlight into the driver's eyes with his movements, "Don't worry, sir, I'm a priest, and I'm here just for the thing that scares you. We'll be fine, and even if something happens, I won't blame you."
As the saying goes, use magic to fight magic. Since they are superstitious that there is a problem, let the priest who also belongs to the supernatural side solve it. ...Although, the incident this time is probably not superstitious.
The driver was startled, and seemed to be intimidated by the holy radiance he exuded, and even forgot to drive them out of the car, so Fenghuo continued: "As far as I know, we hope that the hospital you drove us to will die in 30 years. It was abandoned before, but since then, people often report hearing strange noises near the hospital."
"...Yes." The driver shuddered, feeling that the surrounding temperature dropped following his words.He shrank his neck, unconsciously lowered his voice as if he was afraid of being heard by something, "Not only that, I heard that all the people who went to that hospital had accidents, and some of them disappeared without a trace. I have seen them, and even if they were lucky enough to leave, some of them died soon after. My colleague once sent a group of exploring students there, but he waited by the side from daytime to dark, but he couldn’t wait for the group of students to come out. He got seriously ill when he came home...after that, no one wants to go there."
"So that's how it is..." Feng Huo nodded, "Then, did you call the police?"
Not to mention the driver, even Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie couldn't help asking, "Huh?"
The three of them all looked at the shiny cross on his chest in unison. It's a bit strange for you, a priest, to call the police... Before Gojo Wu could speak, Xia Youjie covered his mouth from behind. With a throat-locking movement, the driver was focusing on Fenghuo and didn't notice it. He scratched his head embarrassingly, "No."
Gojo Satoru: "No no no no!!"
Fenghuo calmed down, "Sure enough, it hasn't been officially confirmed. That's it, sir. I recommend a documentary to you. The documentary mentioned a similar thing, about strange noises from unoccupied houses. 90 The old lady came back to life, and the livestock screamed in the middle of the night..."
His voice became lower and lower, and the three people in the car all held their breath, quietly waiting for his next words.
But Fenghuo changed the subject, "...Actually, the truth is that some bacteria and fungi will grow in houses that have been in disrepair for a long time. The respiration of microorganisms will cause the air pressure in it to be different from the outside world, and the flow of air will cause human beings to cry. General sound. In addition, there are also factors such as the aging of wood and steel, and the inhabitation of wild animals, which jointly caused the special sound we heard. The elderly woman who came back to life did not actually die, and the screams of domestic animals were only due to encountering wild animals. "
driver:……
Gojo Wu & Xia Youjie: ...
That's it? That's it?
"This kind of thing is often spread out of rumors and exaggerates the ordinary things. After all, you haven't personally witnessed someone disappearing, have you?" Feng Huo smiled flawlessly, "It is very likely that it is a city Legend. But after all, I can't be completely sure, so I received the entrustment to verify it myself."
Verify that there is no such thing, right?The driver suddenly realized and heaved a sigh of relief, "Then, these two are also priests? You are really young."
Wujo Wu had already broken free from Xia Youjie's hand at this time, he turned his head and gave Xia Youjie a look, "No, we are not."
Xia Youjie was unmoved, "Yes, we are not, we are from... a construction company, come and investigate how to renovate there."
In fact, he continued to make it up completely according to the priest's words, but... the principles Kotomine Shiro said, in fact, he only understood the general idea. As for the driver, he was probably even more confused, and he looked completely serious after being sealed off. Bluffed.
Xia Youjie pondered, should he also go to further study to learn some speaking skills and other theoretical knowledge, so as to solve the troubles encountered in the mission in the future?
In this way, after Gojo Wu's money campaign and the flicker of sealing the fire, the driver finally drove them hesitantly to a wasteland two kilometers away from the abandoned hospital.It wasn't that he refused to move forward, but that Xia Youjie and the others asked him to park the car here, so as not to go deep into the cursed territory and come into contact with danger.
Even so, the driver was still a little worried about the teenagers who looked no more than seventeen or eighteen, and repeatedly told them to be careful before driving away slowly.After he left, Xia Youjie put down the "curtain" that could block sound and breath, "Born from darkness, from darkness to darkness, filthy and filthy, get rid of them all."
With the fall of his last syllable, sticky black fell from the sky, surrounding a two-kilometer radius centered on the dilapidated hospital, and the sky was therefore dyed black, as if entering the night.
Feng Huo looked up at the darkened sky, "I see, is this the 'tent'? It looks very convenient."
In the car, Wujo Satoru, who felt squeezed out (meaning he was not allowed to talk nonsense), was still sulking, but he found that no one was going to coax him at all, and the two bad guys completely ignored him and talked about himself, how could this be Can it work?
He moved closer, showing off in his tone, "Why, is this the first time you've seen this? Do you want to learn it? Do you want me to demonstrate it to you a few more times?"
Xia Youjie looked sideways: "Is it meaningful to demonstrate something like this, Wu?"
Feng Huo shook his head with a smile, "Thank you, but there is no need, we are not allowed to learn abilities other than teachings. Moreover, the abilities I have now are enough for me to use."
Wujo Wu curled his lips, and immediately wanted to make a top-notch speech like "I'm so stingy, I won't even let you learn this". Xia Youjie, who knew him well enough, preempted him before he said it, "Yanfeng, you are in the car Are those words true?"
Feng Huo reacted for a few seconds to what he was referring to, "It's true, there is indeed such a saying."
Gojo Satoru was distracted, and he was only going to say something casually, "You still teach this kind of thing? I thought you were just reciting dogma, praying and staring in a daze every day."
"It's true that no one has taught me this. I learned this kind of knowledge by myself, because my situation is not convenient for me to enter an ordinary school." A curse in the family' is more reassuring, isn't it?"
Xia Youjie nodded unconsciously. He has always agreed with the idea of protecting the weak, and this method is an effective method that he very much recognizes.
They arrived in front of the hospital in this way, and they could feel the evil breath coming from it without opening the rusty door with the seal.A jelly-like purple mucus-shaped mantra squeezed out from the crack of the door, and wrapped itself around the feet of Wujo Wu who was walking in the front. It was crushed into a jam, and he didn't even stop, and came to the gate.
Facing the door blocking the way, Gojo Satoru unceremoniously raised his leg and exerted force. He kicked the door panel with the seal flying far away before hitting the wall. The curse spirit sensed the danger, and fled scrambling, leaving only a running back of them.
This kind of weak curse spirit doesn't even need to chase after it.Gojo Satoru raised his foot and rubbed it on the ground in disgust, "Wow, it's disgusting, it's too much, is this a cockroach nest?"
"I think your description is more disgusting than this." Xia Youjie gave a pertinent evaluation.
The author says:
173 hasn't been released yet when the manuscript is written here. I don't know that Brother Jie, you are so fierce that you can even eat cockroaches... Uh, I'd better treat it as a brain tease.
No, Brother Jie, it’s as if shit-flavored chocolate is weird, but it’s still chocolate anyway, you can’t give up on yourself and just decide to eat shit-flavored shit!
感谢在2022-02-0321:00:00~2022-02-0421:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Yan Xiyou and Qi 1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:方岁寒25瓶;指环铭刻我们的光阴7瓶;福尔马林3瓶;杜王町西街18号住户1瓶;
Feng Huo couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha, there are indeed people in the church who don't know anything about modern technology and can't even operate the TV. But I still know how to use basic electrical appliances, and occasionally use the computer to shop online."
"Really? What did you buy?" Gojo Satoru was even more surprised.
The face of Fenghuo did not change, "Some ingredients, this town is relatively closed, it is not easy to buy some things. In addition, I also bought magic tools and some holy relics on the dark web, which are public expenses."
Xia Youjie, who was drinking water, squirted out a sip of water, and he wiped the water stains from the corner of his mouth, "The gap is too big! And you are so serious about public expenses!" Oh no!Still can't help complaining!
Gojo Satoru couldn't help showing longing, "Then if I stay in the college in the future, can I also buy Xijiufu with public funds?"
Xia Youjie paused for a moment, then thought about it, "Then how should I declare it? In the name of suspecting that Xi Jiufu has a curse? Compared to that, do you really need to use public money to do this kind of thing?"
"Of course it's more enjoyable to buy at public expense than to spend your own money." Gojo Gori said confidently.
Feng Huo couldn't help laughing at the reaction of the two of them, and smiled slightly.
Fenghuo didn't lie. He really bought a lot of useful things on the dark web, unowned spells to help him, and a lot of holy relics that the church needs. In the eyes of most ordinary people , Those are just antiques with some special meanings, and some can only be regarded as tattered.He also bought related items from the heroic spirits, among which was an accessory that claimed to belong to the Empress of Assyria.
Yes, Empress of Assyria, Semiramis.Feng Huo seriously considered whether he could summon her and fulfill Amakusa Shiro's long-cherished wish with him.After all... It's really difficult for him to prepare and arrange such a big event. He has been preparing for decades. Even if he enjoys making troubles, it doesn't mean he doesn't want to go less Take a detour.
From the experience of the Holy Grail War in Romania, it can be seen that the empress is definitely a powerful co-worker who will not betray at critical moments. With her help, it is more likely that he will truly realize Shiro Amakusa's wish.
It's a pity that this world doesn't know whether it's the imperfect summoning system or some other reason. All in all, his summoning ceremony failed, and he is the only heroic spirit in this world.
However, the system kindly expressed that when he becomes stronger in the future, he can also open a second card to accompany him in trouble.If he wanted to, he could also have a bit of a show where he stabbed himself in the back, he made himself an enemy.
Draw big cakes... just listen to the fire and it's over, whoever is serious is a fool.
After the bus, they were supposed to transfer to the subway, but Gojo Satoru couldn't take it any longer, so he hailed a taxi with a wave of his hand.The taxi driver's expression changed immediately after hearing their destination, "No, I can't take you there."
Xia Youjie raised his eyebrows, and exchanged glances with Feng Huo who hadn't gotten into the car yet, but Wujo Wu, who was already in the car, didn't plan to get off, and took a few ten thousand yuan bills in front of the driver.The driver glanced at the banknote, but still shook his head firmly, "It's useless to say anything! I won't go! Seriously, I advise you not to go there to find any excitement, young..."
Gojo Satoru simply took the remaining at least [-] yuan bills from his wallet and put them in front of him, with a sunny smile on his face, "Are these enough? I'll go get them later."
The driver stared at the wad of banknotes, which was worth more than his monthly salary, his eyes widened in a daze. Are all the children nowadays so rich? "It's not a question of enough..."
The co-pilot was unceremoniously occupied by Wujo Wu, Xia Youjie didn't bother to argue with him for a long time, so he went to the back seat, Fenghuo also sat down and closed the door after seeing this.In this way, each of the four of them sits next to the door, and it is convenient for them to escape in case of any accident on the road, and Wujo Satoru, the co-pilot, as the strongest among them (he calls himself) can also go to the door in time. Save the driver.
Gojo Satoru smiled and said, "And, Uncle, you're mistaken, we're not looking for excitement."
Xia Youjie continued with a smile, "We are here to solve those 'irritations'."
The driver's trance-like eyes became more complicated, his eyes were somewhere between looking at the second generation of rich idiots and the second disease of the middle school... In short, the word "two" is inseparable.
But, but, they gave too much!
Fenghuo took his wavering into his eyes, he straightened his back and cleared his throat, showing that kind of reliable (flickering) smile unique to priests, the golden cross on his chest reflected the sunlight into the driver's eyes with his movements, "Don't worry, sir, I'm a priest, and I'm here just for the thing that scares you. We'll be fine, and even if something happens, I won't blame you."
As the saying goes, use magic to fight magic. Since they are superstitious that there is a problem, let the priest who also belongs to the supernatural side solve it. ...Although, the incident this time is probably not superstitious.
The driver was startled, and seemed to be intimidated by the holy radiance he exuded, and even forgot to drive them out of the car, so Fenghuo continued: "As far as I know, we hope that the hospital you drove us to will die in 30 years. It was abandoned before, but since then, people often report hearing strange noises near the hospital."
"...Yes." The driver shuddered, feeling that the surrounding temperature dropped following his words.He shrank his neck, unconsciously lowered his voice as if he was afraid of being heard by something, "Not only that, I heard that all the people who went to that hospital had accidents, and some of them disappeared without a trace. I have seen them, and even if they were lucky enough to leave, some of them died soon after. My colleague once sent a group of exploring students there, but he waited by the side from daytime to dark, but he couldn’t wait for the group of students to come out. He got seriously ill when he came home...after that, no one wants to go there."
"So that's how it is..." Feng Huo nodded, "Then, did you call the police?"
Not to mention the driver, even Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie couldn't help asking, "Huh?"
The three of them all looked at the shiny cross on his chest in unison. It's a bit strange for you, a priest, to call the police... Before Gojo Wu could speak, Xia Youjie covered his mouth from behind. With a throat-locking movement, the driver was focusing on Fenghuo and didn't notice it. He scratched his head embarrassingly, "No."
Gojo Satoru: "No no no no!!"
Fenghuo calmed down, "Sure enough, it hasn't been officially confirmed. That's it, sir. I recommend a documentary to you. The documentary mentioned a similar thing, about strange noises from unoccupied houses. 90 The old lady came back to life, and the livestock screamed in the middle of the night..."
His voice became lower and lower, and the three people in the car all held their breath, quietly waiting for his next words.
But Fenghuo changed the subject, "...Actually, the truth is that some bacteria and fungi will grow in houses that have been in disrepair for a long time. The respiration of microorganisms will cause the air pressure in it to be different from the outside world, and the flow of air will cause human beings to cry. General sound. In addition, there are also factors such as the aging of wood and steel, and the inhabitation of wild animals, which jointly caused the special sound we heard. The elderly woman who came back to life did not actually die, and the screams of domestic animals were only due to encountering wild animals. "
driver:……
Gojo Wu & Xia Youjie: ...
That's it? That's it?
"This kind of thing is often spread out of rumors and exaggerates the ordinary things. After all, you haven't personally witnessed someone disappearing, have you?" Feng Huo smiled flawlessly, "It is very likely that it is a city Legend. But after all, I can't be completely sure, so I received the entrustment to verify it myself."
Verify that there is no such thing, right?The driver suddenly realized and heaved a sigh of relief, "Then, these two are also priests? You are really young."
Wujo Wu had already broken free from Xia Youjie's hand at this time, he turned his head and gave Xia Youjie a look, "No, we are not."
Xia Youjie was unmoved, "Yes, we are not, we are from... a construction company, come and investigate how to renovate there."
In fact, he continued to make it up completely according to the priest's words, but... the principles Kotomine Shiro said, in fact, he only understood the general idea. As for the driver, he was probably even more confused, and he looked completely serious after being sealed off. Bluffed.
Xia Youjie pondered, should he also go to further study to learn some speaking skills and other theoretical knowledge, so as to solve the troubles encountered in the mission in the future?
In this way, after Gojo Wu's money campaign and the flicker of sealing the fire, the driver finally drove them hesitantly to a wasteland two kilometers away from the abandoned hospital.It wasn't that he refused to move forward, but that Xia Youjie and the others asked him to park the car here, so as not to go deep into the cursed territory and come into contact with danger.
Even so, the driver was still a little worried about the teenagers who looked no more than seventeen or eighteen, and repeatedly told them to be careful before driving away slowly.After he left, Xia Youjie put down the "curtain" that could block sound and breath, "Born from darkness, from darkness to darkness, filthy and filthy, get rid of them all."
With the fall of his last syllable, sticky black fell from the sky, surrounding a two-kilometer radius centered on the dilapidated hospital, and the sky was therefore dyed black, as if entering the night.
Feng Huo looked up at the darkened sky, "I see, is this the 'tent'? It looks very convenient."
In the car, Wujo Satoru, who felt squeezed out (meaning he was not allowed to talk nonsense), was still sulking, but he found that no one was going to coax him at all, and the two bad guys completely ignored him and talked about himself, how could this be Can it work?
He moved closer, showing off in his tone, "Why, is this the first time you've seen this? Do you want to learn it? Do you want me to demonstrate it to you a few more times?"
Xia Youjie looked sideways: "Is it meaningful to demonstrate something like this, Wu?"
Feng Huo shook his head with a smile, "Thank you, but there is no need, we are not allowed to learn abilities other than teachings. Moreover, the abilities I have now are enough for me to use."
Wujo Wu curled his lips, and immediately wanted to make a top-notch speech like "I'm so stingy, I won't even let you learn this". Xia Youjie, who knew him well enough, preempted him before he said it, "Yanfeng, you are in the car Are those words true?"
Feng Huo reacted for a few seconds to what he was referring to, "It's true, there is indeed such a saying."
Gojo Satoru was distracted, and he was only going to say something casually, "You still teach this kind of thing? I thought you were just reciting dogma, praying and staring in a daze every day."
"It's true that no one has taught me this. I learned this kind of knowledge by myself, because my situation is not convenient for me to enter an ordinary school." A curse in the family' is more reassuring, isn't it?"
Xia Youjie nodded unconsciously. He has always agreed with the idea of protecting the weak, and this method is an effective method that he very much recognizes.
They arrived in front of the hospital in this way, and they could feel the evil breath coming from it without opening the rusty door with the seal.A jelly-like purple mucus-shaped mantra squeezed out from the crack of the door, and wrapped itself around the feet of Wujo Wu who was walking in the front. It was crushed into a jam, and he didn't even stop, and came to the gate.
Facing the door blocking the way, Gojo Satoru unceremoniously raised his leg and exerted force. He kicked the door panel with the seal flying far away before hitting the wall. The curse spirit sensed the danger, and fled scrambling, leaving only a running back of them.
This kind of weak curse spirit doesn't even need to chase after it.Gojo Satoru raised his foot and rubbed it on the ground in disgust, "Wow, it's disgusting, it's too much, is this a cockroach nest?"
"I think your description is more disgusting than this." Xia Youjie gave a pertinent evaluation.
The author says:
173 hasn't been released yet when the manuscript is written here. I don't know that Brother Jie, you are so fierce that you can even eat cockroaches... Uh, I'd better treat it as a brain tease.
No, Brother Jie, it’s as if shit-flavored chocolate is weird, but it’s still chocolate anyway, you can’t give up on yourself and just decide to eat shit-flavored shit!
感谢在2022-02-0321:00:00~2022-02-0421:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Yan Xiyou and Qi 1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:方岁寒25瓶;指环铭刻我们的光阴7瓶;福尔马林3瓶;杜王町西街18号住户1瓶;
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