I rely on the vest to be the villain boss

"Hi everyone, I'm Mellie."

At eight o'clock in the evening, the girl with reddish brown hair appeared in front of the screen on time, and Mei Li's single pusher, who went to Yokohama in person to support her, was waiting in the live broadcast room on time.However, he always felt that Meili didn't look very interested today.

Look, she didn't start today by calling them "waste of air" as usual!

There are not a few people who have the same thoughts as him, and concerned words emerged on the barrage, 【Is Miss Meili feeling unwell? 】【Get well soon and abuse us again healthy! 】

bank up a fire:……

Although I have seen this many times, but every time I feel that you may really have a serious illness.

He showed a disgusted expression, which was captured by the excellent motion capture system and perfectly reproduced on the face of the paper lady, and a sweet but disgusted voice came out of her mouth, "Look at the big night It's almost nauseating to see you talking like that."

The barrage suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, 【Ah, what is it? It's still the usual Meili sauce! 】【More, please! 】

Some people even hit sc on the spot, hoping that he would read out the specified content, um, of course it was a curse word.

In the adjacent room, Osamu Dazai, who was watching in the live broadcast room, was about to die from holding back his laughter, but soon, his death method might turn into suffocation—Chuya Nakahara’s arm was crutched On his neck, a chokehold was used to make him face a life-and-death crisis that he might never laugh again.

Faintly aware of the killing intent coming from the next door, Feng Huo had no choice but to get to the point: "I have a very regrettable thing to tell everyone today. Because of some reasons in Zhongzhiren's family and career, from today onwards, Meili will suspend everything. In short, thank you for your continued support.”

After publishing the graduation declaration, he decisively cut off the live broadcast regardless of how much turmoil was caused and the Twitter trend caused by every minute.

...Although at the beginning it was only for the connotation of Meilin, and to play a prank on Zhongya Zhongya, I chose this image, and then I found out that I can make a small profit to operate it until now...But I am still somewhat reluctant to graduate suddenly.

Of course, such reluctance must not be seen by the Central Plains.

Zhongyuan Zhong also saw that the live broadcast room was getting dark, so he aggressively grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar, causing the latter to drag his long legs on the ground, dragged him to the next room, and kicked the door open, "The last words have been explained It's over, you should also make up your mind-"

The room where the most high-end equipment is currently placed has been emptied, leaving only a wide open window and a letter in front of the window.

【Master Fairy King decides to go to a distant place on a whim, don’t miss me too much, Chuya, drink more milk by yourself☆】

There was a snap.The letter turned into a ball of paper in the hands of Nakahara Chuya. The paper was still being compressed until it became too small. The paper ball itself reached an astonishing density.At the same time, the power of gravity wrapped around him, so strong that it almost turned into a dark red color.

Of course Osamu Dazai also saw the content on that piece of paper.He broke away from Chuya's hand and stood up, brushed off the dust on the hem of his clothes due to dragging, and showed a smile that everything was under control.

"Hey, Chuya, I know where he is. Want to know?"

The paper ball passed by Dazai Osamu's ear at a high speed like a bullet flying, and was deeply embedded in the wall behind him. Nakahara also turned his face sideways, and those blue eyes were burning with raging anger and murderous intent. :"lead the way!"

This night is destined to be a sleepless night.

Fenghuo is willing to bet with Nakahara Chuya's favorite hat that Osamu Dazai has planned this day for a long time, so that the restaurants, coffee shops, and bookstores he frequents have all been stepped on by Dazai Osamu in advance, and he ran over. , Chuya Nakahara arrived with Osamu Dazai on his back.

Especially the scene where Chuya Nakahara, who is 1.6 meters tall, carries Osamu Dazai, who is close to 1.8 meters, on his shoulders in order not to waste time... He really couldn't help but burst out laughing.

In the end, when Fenghuo was blocked in the garden, knowing that there was no way to retreat, he raised his hands innocently in a gesture of surrender, "Chuya, let me say one last word."

Zhong Yuanzhong stared at him impatiently and vigilantly, in case he made any small moves. It can be seen how many times he has been tricked by the same routine, "Huh?"

"Well, why didn't you put Dazai-kun down? Wouldn't it be faster to act that way?" Feng Huo pointed to Dazai on his shoulder, and the pale Dazai turned his head and smiled brightly, " Ah, Auberon, what a coincidence to meet again."

"Ha, if I let him stay there and let him command me, he will definitely make me detour a lot to find you at the end. If he can make us both unhappy at the same time, he will definitely not miss it. Opportunity." Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered, "You two scumbags' schemes will no longer deceive me!"

Feng Huo and Osamu Dazai on his shoulder immediately said in unison: "Wow——"

"Zhongye... has grown up." Feng Huo's eyes sparkled, he raised his hand to wipe his eyes, and sighed sincerely, "Great, now I don't have to worry about you being cheated anymore."

"That's right, Nakaya is no longer that well-meaning idiot that one of his subordinates borrowed [-] yen from him to ride a car, and he found out that he didn't have [-] yen in change, so he took out [-] yen and felt embarrassed. .” Osamu Dazai also sighed and shook his head, “How time flies.”

"Yes, yes, I still remember at that time, someone pretended to be a disabled person and begged from Zhongye, but Zhongye just educated the other party after seeing the truth, not only didn't pursue it, but even found a job for that person in the port mafia .”

"And that time, I pretended to be an old lady and crossed the road with a backpack full of stones on my back. Chuya actually believed it. In the end, I was sweating profusely and insisted on carrying the stones on my back. It's really funny when I think about it now. , have such jokes gone forever?"

Feng Huo immediately gave a disapproving look, "Wait a minute, Dazai, won't you hurt the middle and grow taller? What if the middle stays at this height forever like this!"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Fist hardened.

"What nonsense are you two talking about in front of me? Sure enough, you have lost nostalgia for the world!!" He kicked a piece of ground under his feet angrily, "And how do you know those things? I haven’t told anyone else! Most importantly, Dazai, you bastard, you played that old lady——!”

Fenghuo released a smoke bomb in time, but Nakahara had already predicted it. He used Dazai Osamu as a weapon and threw it at Fenghuo. Fenghuo collided with Dazai Osamu's head for a while, and the two sent out a fire at the same time. Overlapped screams.

Damn it, is this the strongest combination now...!So scary!

System: No, generally speaking, it’s not used like this... Uh, it’s not wrong to think about it carefully. Rounding up is Osamu Dazai’s brain, isn’t it?

The next day, although he didn't sleep well because of the trouble for most of the night, Zhong Yuanzhong, who had cleaned up the two bastards, was refreshed.

The lower-level members of the Port Mafia, who were directly under Chuya, greeted him, and he nodded in response.Perhaps it was because he had always been very friendly with his subordinates, or that he had always regarded them as companions rather than subordinates, so the two chatted leisurely behind him before he could go far.

"I heard that Mr. Dazai is sick and asked for leave today."

"Mr. Oberon seems to be the same. I don't know what kind of enemy can injure the two of them at the same time. Could it be that it is Kagudo?"

Nakahara Chuya's eyes drifted away for a moment.

Those two people were probably beaten by me, I'm so sorry.

But...it shouldn't be so bad that it hurts to stop working. Could it be that it's really overdone this time?Do you want to go and see...

The conversation between the two members continues.

"Speaking of that, I heard that Kagu Satomei had been wiped out, but a new organization that claimed to be Kagu Satomei appeared in the end, and there was more than one, many of them emerged continuously, it always felt so scary. "

"But, to be honest, if it's really that easy to get supernatural powers, I don't think it's a bad idea to try..."

Hearing this, Chuya Zhongya stopped in his footsteps. He turned his head and stopped the two people, "Under the mountain, Qingshui."

Those two people didn't expect him to call their names suddenly, and they were flattered: "Yes!"

"It's easy to get superpowers, what does that mean?" Nakahara asked, frowning.

Yamashita and Qingshui looked at each other, and finally, Qingshui said to him after a lot of struggle: "Mr. Nakaya, you don't know, recently, there is such a saying among the bottom of our various organizations. "

"——If you have the awareness to dedicate everything to the fire and earth life, then pray to him, he will respond to the desire of the faithful believers, and then grant them miracles."

"It seems to be so." Osamu Dazai lay on the hospital bed, squinting his eyes comfortably, "If it is true, then Kagutsugami is really a god who is greedy and longs for attention."

"Why did you come to such a conclusion?" Feng Huo was lying on the bed next to him, by the window, and the sun was shining on him, making him lazily motionless, "Speaking of which, you don't seem to be hurt at all. To the extent that you have to be hospitalized, it doesn’t matter to a dispensable person like me, is it really okay for you to be so lazy when you have a heavy responsibility?”

"It's okay to take a day off once in a while." Osamu Dazai smiled, but Feng Huo looked away at the same moment, so Osamu Dazai looked at him without hesitation, "Isn't it easy to feel it?" ? You have to sacrifice everything in order to get God's favor. This is greed. And the desire to be noticed..."

"After all, not every god will respond to their desires. Everyone responds, as if they want to hold on to the only faithful believers."

"If you think about it carefully, you can understand why he did this. In the myth, when Kaguto was born, he scalded his mother Izanami's penis, so his father Izanaki killed him. His body He has transformed into many gods, and even the sword that cut him has become the famous ten-fist sword, but he is the only one who ended up like that." Osamu Dazai said lightly, "Well, it should be well used. In order to gain attention, and Or things like trust, in short, as long as he can achieve his goal, he should be able to do anything. If someone guides him, it should be easier to handle."

The ignited red of the maple leaves, the ignited red of the thousand-year-old branches, together with the firelight all over the sky, reflected in Fenghuo's eyes.

He felt that the sunlight on his body was a bit dazzling, so he closed his eyes, as if he was sleepy, "It's so realistic, it's like you witnessed it with your own eyes, Dazai-kun."

"Although I haven't seen it with my own eyes, it's not necessarily true if you say it." Dazai Osamu also closed his eyes, and the corners of his lips and the end of the voice raised happily, "Mr. Fairy King?"

The author says:

Fenghuo: Zhongye has been a good boy since he was a child, and he would kindly feed stray cats and stray fairies. I have a photo album to record it.

Jae: Really, let me see (laughs) (laughs)

Seal the fire: :) ​​Dreaming

Chuya: When was that filmed? ?Burn it!

感谢在2022-03-0920:58:58~2022-03-1019:41:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 autumn forest box push bot, BB, and Xiao Tang;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 30 bottles of Elena; 10 bottles of Ye Xiuxiu; 4 bottles of Mu Nian Xia;