I rely on the vest to be the villain boss

Rage God was a little embarrassed to be praised so suddenly by an unknown creature who was so weak that it would die at any time.

Especially... Cough, that little thing was thrown out by his conditioned reflex.He originally wanted to break free gently, but he didn't expect to throw him flying.

"Are you okay?" Rage God hurried over, and those nameless gods also rushed to its side, and one of the nameless gods with white feathers tried to help it up.

However, the unknown creature with the appearance of a human child, a pair of thin and broken cicada wings on its back, and limbs that were so fragile that they seemed to break if they were folded avoided the nameless god's wings and stood up by itself.

Since words can't express, then eyes can always.

It's... or rather, it's time to call it him.His dim blue eyes were still unable to focus, and his eyes swept across the nameless god who relentlessly supported him with his small body, and then looked at Rage God.

——I will kill you sooner or later.

Aragami was taken aback by the realization in his eyes.

"...Okay, come and try if you can." Rage God slightly raised the corner of his lips, "I'll be waiting for you anytime."

-

Osamu Dazai hummed an unknown tune, and stopped in front of a tall tree.He set up the ladder with his right hand, flicked the rope hanging from his left hand, and hung it firmly on the seemingly thick branch.

He stepped on the ladder, tied the rope, and left a loop that was just big enough for a person to put his head in. He couldn't wait to put his head into that loop... Then he suddenly realized something was wrong, and lowered his head, Thereupon, he stared at Fenghuo who was resting on the ground and opened his eyes just when he heard the sound.

Osamu Dazai, who stepped on a ladder and lowered his head on a high place, looked at Fenghuo, who was lying on the pile of fallen leaves with his arms on his head, and looked at each other speechlessly.

"...What a coincidence, Dazai-kun." Feng Huo put on a smile as if nothing had happened, and waved at him, "I finally found a secret base that won't be discovered by others, and I wanted to take a lazy nap here, but unexpectedly You found it right away."

Osamu Dazai also rolled his eyes and laughed, "Hahaha, I'm the one who wants to say that, right? Finally, there is a place where I can hang myself quietly without being disturbed. I didn't expect you, Auberon, to be here too."

"Although I really want to just pretend I can't see you, but I really should stop you." Feng Huo stood up, patted the fallen leaves attached to his body, and raised his hand to signal Dazai Osamu to help him, "You should also stop doing this No matter how much you travel between life and death, you won’t find the meaning of living in this way.”

In the less than a year since they joined the port mafia, Osamu Dazai has done this no less than a hundred times. There are new surprises and tricks every day, and the fire-sealing rescue method has reached a new high.

However, just seeing Dazai Osamu's unhappy expression after being rescued is enough for him to eat several more bowls of rice, so it's worth it.

"Wow, Auberon presumes that he reads other people's thoughts and preaches. He looks like an old man. To be honest, it's a bit disgusting. Are you really the same age as us?" Osamu Dazai blinked, "But I have fully received your kindness, you are worthy of being the reliable mediator they say, really amazing."

If it is not because he is not good at martial arts, and the ability to make props is not a special ability, it will take time and cost, and the same formula cannot be mass-produced, only relying on his excellent eloquence that can make his partners nod and make his subordinates Convinced leadership, this person in front of them will probably be regarded as the future of the port mafia just like them.However, those limitations are too obvious, so now he only stays in a position slightly higher than the bottom floor, and occasionally takes care of various miscellaneous chores.

But... To be honest, in Dazai Osamu's view, these limitations are probably created by someone himself, and Mori Ogai probably knows it well.

Knowing that with him around, he would not allow himself to die smoothly, and maybe he would fall hard, so Osamu Dazai, who is not afraid of death but afraid of pain, took his head back from the rope ring and supported him. He jumped off the ladder lightly with his hands.He stepped firmly on the ground and patted the non-existent floating ash on his hands, "But, Auberon, what is the habit of sleeping on the pile of dead leaves? Could it be because Zhong also has a new friend, alone Is it too lonely?"

"Occasionally, I also want to try the feeling of returning to nature. It can completely relax the body and mind. Dazai-kun, would you like to try it? Of course, I will not let you bury yourself in the soil." Feng Huo smiled utterly. No flaws, "Speaking of those new friends, Dazai-kun is the one, the people from the 'Banner Association' didn't invite you... It's normal for people like me who have nothing special to get invited, but I didn't expect that even you didn't." Woolen cloth."

Speaking of this, Feng Huo's smile froze, and he quickly covered his mouth, "...Hey, I'm sorry, I seem to have said something wrong. Is this why you are going to commit suicide today?"

Osamu Dazai laughed out loud, "Hahaha, Auberon, you really know how to joke. You are really interesting—"

"Hahahaha, thank you for your compliment, Dazai-kun, and you too—"

Obviously this scene took place in the sunny afternoon, and the two of them were also smiling happily, but Zhongyuan also had an illusion, as if the shade of the tree was shrouded in distorted black air, like strips of black mist. The tentacles were wriggling... Zhong Yuanzhong also sneezed.

He stepped forward and raised his voice: "Hey, you two, are you sneaking up and talking about unpleasant topics over there?"

"Ah, Zhongye." Feng Huo immediately walked over quickly, and smelled it up and down to confirm that there was not much alcohol smell on his body, "How is it, did you have a good time with your friends? Also, you are not allowed to drink until you are an adult. You shouldn't have violated this agreement, right?"

"Hey, why are you so close? Do you think I'm one of you guys who take the promise as a living? Of course I won't break the promise." Zhongyuan Zhong also pushed him in disgust, but it was useless How much effort.Although he has joined the port mafia, his brows still have a youthful look, and the corners of his lips curled up in a flamboyant arc, "It's okay, of course I won the billiards game today—"

Dazai Osamu covered his lips in a timely manner and said with a low smile: "Oh, it's like a worrying mother and a rebellious son. Ah no, I was wrong, I was pretending to be a rebellious period, but I really want to repay this feeling -"

Zhongyuan Zhongye's forehead twitched, and he kicked the grass under his feet, "Tai, Zai!"

Before the turf flew up, Osamu Dazai turned around without hesitation and began to run away. He tilted his head to the right as if he had eyes behind his back, and then dodged the flying heavy object with clods of soil and green grass.After running a few steps, he jumped nimbly again, dodging the cane that came over at no time.

...This is of course also based on experience, just like playing Iwanna, the same trick will not work for Osamu Dazai after being used once.In order to cope with his cracking, Feng Huo will come up with some new pranks every day.

They have different appearances, but all of them are butterflies with colorful wings. I don't know when they appeared on Dazai Osamu's road and wrapped him up.The powder vibrating from the butterfly wings shimmered in the sunlight, like falling stars, but Osamu Dazai held his breath for the first time to avoid being directly paralyzed.

What a loss, what a loss, as expected of that guy.Osamu Dazai sighed in his heart.He slammed on the brakes and turned around, Nakahara Chuya, who was chasing him closely, punched him in the face, but he heard Osamu Dazai lower his eyes and smile: "Chuya, a few days ago, the textbooks on your shelf disappeared Don't you wonder where they went?"

The fist barely stopped a few centimeters in front of Osamu Dazai, Nakahara also frowned, "What are you talking about... Wait, I remember correctly."

That day, Fenghuo roasted sweet potatoes outside his office. At that time, Chuya wondered what he used to light the fire. Now that I think about it, the things floating around in the fire that looked like book pages were undoubtedly...

"Oberon—! You did it! Burned all the textbooks I bought!" Nakahara Nakaya finally decided to punch down first, but Dazai Osamu took advantage of this gap to slip away again, only Liu Fenghuo with a look of astonishment, "Wait, Zhongya! Well, didn't you eat that sweet potato and think it tastes good? If you want to learn the content in school, I can definitely... woo!"

Osamu Dazai made no secret of his schadenfreude, smiled lowly beside him, and took out his mobile phone to take pictures.Seeing this, Feng Huo no longer tried to hide it for him, he pointed at Osamu Dazai who was watching the show while running away, "Chuya, do you still remember that one day last week, the other lower-level members all had strange expressions when they saw you?" Is it actually because Dazai-kun put the words 'I am a dwarf' on your hat!"

Osamu Dazai suddenly complained in dissatisfaction, "Hey, Auberon, didn't we agree to keep this secret from each other?"

"It was you who violated it first!"

... Zhong Yuanzhong also stopped and took a deep breath.

"Forget it, don't waste time, just kill both of you. In this way, you only need to dig a hole." He made a fist and a palm, and the fist hit the palm heavily, "Here Let me wake up, you two mischievous bastards!!"

Unexpectedly, the two of them said in unison: "No, I definitely don't want to be buried with Dazai-kun/Oberon!"

"Is this the point!?"

Just like that, with Fenghuo and Dazai Osamu stumbling each other, Nakahara Nakaya chased them and attacked them indiscriminately. After a lot of chasing and chasing each other down, all three of them supported their knees and became panting.

Zhong Yuanzhong also wiped the sweat off his brow vigorously, and said angrily, "Damn it...it's all because of you two, I completely forgot what the leader told me."

Osamu Dazai also panted heavily, and loosened the bandages on his body, "Haah...it must be because Chuya's brain capacity is too low, he can only think of one thing at a time."

"You are wrong Dazai-kun, Zhongye just has a straighter head, he is definitely not an idiot." Feng Huo justly denied Dazai's statement, and he gave a thumbs up in relief, "Zhongye only took a few days You have mastered the knowledge of junior high school!"

Mentioning this matter in front of Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuya blushed, and he covered his face in pain, "...Can I ask you not to say such insignificant things in such a tone!"

Feng Huo smiled and shook his head, "No, you, who have never been educated, can do this all at once, at this age, it's a great thing? It's not like everyone is Dazai-kun, whose brain is different from ordinary people. The most important thing is, Chuya, you still have the heart to learn, so why is it not worthy of praise."

"... Whatever you want to say." Zhong Yuanzhong waited until the red color on his neck faded before putting down his hands again. He coughed a few times, "cough cough, cough cough. Whether it's studying or playing a prank, those We'll talk about it later. When I came out of the bar of the Banner Club, the leader gave me an instruction."

When Fenghuo unreservedly praised Nakahara Chuya, Osamu Dazai moved his eyes back and forth between the two, and finally fixed on Fenghuo's sincere face.

Fairy King, if you tell too many lies, they can easily become reality.

Now you, can you still distinguish between lies and reality?Or to put it another way... How many of the lies are true today?

Then again, would an intuitive animal as keen as Zhongya Nakahara be immersed in lies?Did he realize it long ago and didn't want to expose it, or...he ignored the lie, only saw the tiny truth, and decided to believe that truth to the end?

Dazai Osamu thought this, and laughed softly, and Nakahara Chuya cast a strange look at him, "Why are you laughing so disgustingly all of a sudden... Take it seriously, this is a task specially assigned to the three of us It just so happens that the two of you stay together, which saves me the time to find one by one."

"Three people?" Feng Huo tilted his head in doubt.

The author says:

There is one more

Everyone looks at the other two people and it feels like a trio with a big head

Dazai: It is hopeless to fight one wish and suffer another wish

Chuya: These two people are avoiding me all day, muttering about something, it’s so annoying

O: Who came up with the idea of ​​bringing together absolute power and absolute mind? What a trouble!

感谢在2022-03-0621:56:35~2022-03-0717:24:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 bot of Aki no Mori;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Bai Luo and Xiao Tang;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：花水镜106瓶；4522278450瓶；懒人998210瓶；白洛3瓶；一曦時光2瓶；