I rely on the vest to be the villain boss

Yokohama, a port city where ordinary people and supernatural beings coexist.The forces of all parties in the city are complicated and intertwined, and countless accidents happen every day. Organizations that are still alive today may leave a bloody place tomorrow, and little people who were not well-known not long ago may become famous overnight. The leader of the largest organization... These are the stories that people in Yokohama are familiar with.

A certain writer who is said to have grown up in Yokohama once had a sudden burst of inspiration and wrote such a book that records the survival rules of Yokohama. Once it was published under the name of "Simple Folk Customs of Yokohama City", it became popular in the world because of its whimsical ideas. Various websites sell well... Well, it is a whimsical idea. Most readers only regard this book as an experience imagined by the author, and feel extremely novel about it.

[...As a native Yokohama, I welcome every adventurer to my hometown Yokohama, but in order for you to get a better experience in Yokohama and walk out of this city in a healthy way, I hope that travelers can abide by the following rules .

1. When you see men in black suits going somewhere organized, move away from them as quickly as possible, don't talk, don't meet their eyes.When you encounter neatly formed black limousines on the road, or find other Yokohama-listed vehicles intentionally avoiding a certain vehicle, please be sure to avoid them. Once there is a scratch or collision, abandon the vehicle and escape as soon as possible.

2. If you encounter a squint-eyed boy wearing a hat in a police station, wagashi dessert shop, etc., please confirm whether there is a silver-haired man in a kimono beside him. If so, continue the previous action. If not, please pay attention to him. Get out as soon as possible before it gets to you.

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7. When you meet a boy and girl with a blue ribbon tied on his right wrist, please observe whether there is a boy with short brown hair wearing the same blue ribbon, or a boy with silver hair and white shirt wearing the same ribbon. If neither of them is present , move as far as 50 meters away as soon as possible before being detected. 】

"...Ah?" The young man with a mountaineering bag and a round fan moved his face close to the seventh rule, repeatedly confirmed the above content, and couldn't help sighing, "Oh, how could this be... Could it be that Magic Mei Is Lady Li really a liar..."

Ever since he read the book written by the author with the pseudonym Magic Meili, he has been sleepless all night, thinking about these amazing rules over and over again, and wondering whether the content in this book is nonsense or real. , fought with other keyboard warriors online for [-] rounds, just to defend the dignity of this new favorite author.

He was fighting all the heroes alone, until someone left a message: It's as if you have really been to Yokohama. Blessed is Mr. Sakurachi, how can there be such a place like a lawless place in this world?It must have been flattened long ago.

For this rebuttal, the man was a little speechless. Indeed, the government/government agencies are not a decoration. If Yokohama was really so chaotic, I am afraid it would have been conquered long ago... However, he is still not reconciled, and he has to witness it with his own eyes. Fan—Ms. Magic Meili has such a nice voice, and the leather case is so cute, it is absolutely impossible for her to lie to her single pusher!

In this way, despite the dissuasion of his family, he resolutely embarked on the road to Yokohama.Then, just on the way from the station to the hotel, I had the honor of encountering two men in black fighting, and in order to avoid them, I got lost in embarrassment.

... On the bright side, at least this shows that the first rule is true?Although, this seventh article is really too ridiculous.

In this kind of place full of mafia and strange organizations, an organization composed of a group of minors probably doesn't even take a day from its establishment to its dissolution, right?Even if he survives by chance, he will be torn to shreds like a lamb falling into the mouth of a wolf... There is no need to avoid it.

Just as he was sighing again and again, a singing voice caught his attention.

"Dancing up and down in the wind, turning around in circles~"

How should I describe that singing voice... The tone is lively and brisk, with some elegance added by the unique voice line. Generally speaking, it is very pleasant. If he debuted in Vtb, even if he is an otaku who never watches male v I can't help but make a sc.

Then, the otaku traveler saw the appearance of that person clearly, and couldn't help being stunned.The silver-white half-length hair shines brightly in the sun, and the European-style shirt with lace trim and dark trousers reminds people of the delicate face of an elf at the first time... Although the outer one has a dark blue inner layer and an outer layer It's white, and the calf-length robe is a bit strange, but it doesn't seem to be unsuitable for him, but it brings out his temperament even more.

It was as if the elf prince who only existed in fairy tales was projected into reality.

"Falalalala~" Humming a song that no one has ever heard before, the man between the teenager and the young man walked forward as if no one was there, passing by the tourists from other places.The bottom edge of the cloak raised an arc, and the latter chased after that arc, only to suddenly come back to his senses, he quickly chased after him, "Wait a minute!"

"Huh? Call me?" The man stopped, and the passenger realized that his right wrist was tied with a blue narrow belt. Before he could say anything, the man had already smiled at him in a friendly manner, "Hello Ah, are you here to visit Yokohama?" His eyes flicked across the "Simple and Simple Yokohama City" that was rolled up in the passenger's left hand, and the brand-new map held in his right hand, and he said clearly: "It seems You are lost, traveler."

"Ah... yes, yes. I originally wanted to go to the Yokohama Hotel, but I encountered an accident on the way..." The passenger scratched his hair embarrassingly, "How did you know that?"

"This place is not marked on the map, and most people would not come here." The man with the appearance of an elf prince stretched out his index finger, tapped it on his lips, and winked at him, "Shh, I will pretend I didn't see it , get out of here before anyone else notices."

"Eh!? Why, and how should I go!"

"Because, this is the territory of the 'sheep', and the young lambs can't wait to show their strength now, they will show their horns and teeth to the intruders. As for your direction..." He He closed and opened his right hand, and a butterfly with colorful wings flew out of his palm, flapped its wings, came to the passenger's eyes, and landed on his shoulder, "—this child will guide you the way forward. Yes, don't worry."

The passenger couldn't help but fix his eyes on that butterfly, he had never seen such a butterfly before, and when he wanted to ask further... that person had already disappeared from his eyes.

Passengers almost thought that everything just now was a hazy dream at noon.He failed to meet the second person, so he could only walk half-believingly, but the butterfly was actually flying in front of him all the time, and finally brought him to the hotel. Encountering the Man in Black is almost like avoiding those unsafe routes.

"I... I, did I really meet the elf prince?" The passenger murmured incredulously as he watched the butterfly flap its wings and fly off into the distance after completing its mission.

The elven prince, Feng Huo, was continuing to hum and march towards their stronghold.

Although at the beginning it was just to spoil someone's image, I started to debut as vtb in that way, every day I was either scolding fans, "If you don't want to work hard, jump into the swamp and die" or criticizing your colleagues, "Don't be too self-conscious, I will target you. What is the relationship between all human beings and you as an individual?"...The result is that the popularity has soared because of the poisonous tongue... Seriously, is there something wrong with people nowadays?

...In short, because this "part-time job" not only makes Mei Li's image completely a villainous woman, but also earns a lot of money from it, which is more than enough to raise young and vigorous sheep. It is completely a matter of killing two birds with one stone. satisfy.

He happily pushed open the door, "Everyone, look what I brought..."

"You guys! Didn't I already tell you not to go to that area!" A roar sounded from the depths of the stronghold, the fire was sealed off, and he hurried to the scene, only to see the red-haired boy clenched his fists , it looked like he was going to punch the person opposite at any time, and the person he yelled at looked at his expression and was afraid that he would hit him, so he couldn't help but took a step back, "Why are you so angry, Chuya... we are also in a moment I didn’t pay attention and entered by mistake!”

However, in fact, they also knew that Zhongyuanzhong would never attack his companions, and the gravity of the king of sheep would only be aimed at the outside.

"And now we are being attacked by them, counterattacking all those who threaten the 'sheep', this is our creed all along, so rather than teaching us, you should give priority to getting the place back!" On the other side Shirase, who was on the sidelines, stood next to the boy who spoke. At this moment, the door of the lounge was opened, and Shirase was overjoyed, "Oberon! You are finally back, please persuade Chuya!"

Ha... here we go again.Feng Huo can imagine what happened without listening to all the conversations, he sighed, walked to Nakahara Chuya, and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't be so angry, Chuya, if you are always angry, you will not grow up." High? I brought you milk back, let’s warm it up and drink it later.”

Zhong Yuanzhong also glared at him, but he didn't slap his hand away, but took the milk and put it on the table. What he suppressed was not so much anger, but worry, "They went again today The casino at the Port Mafia has been discovered, if I hadn't arrived in time..."

If he hadn't happened to pass by there...could they still stand here and talk to him now?Thinking of this, Zhongyuan Zhong was so angry that he was about to explode.

"...You are exactly the same as before." Feng Huo said in a tone as low as talking to himself, and Zhong Yuanzhong almost thought he was hallucinating, so he couldn't help asking: "What?"

Feng Huo raised his smiling face, "I said, Zhongye, you are a little too worried about everyone."

The short-haired boy with brown hair who confronted Zhongya Zhongya before immediately answered: "That's right, if there is Zhongya, it doesn't matter what kind of enemy it is! What are you worried about? Are you afraid, Chuya?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned, and before he could say anything, Fenghuo had already turned around first, and the familiar faces of the "sheep" teenagers had rare serious expressions on their faces, "I listened outside for a while, you guys I probably understand what you mean this time. You are wrong this time. Chuuya is angry because he is worried about your comfort. He does not come to rescue you every time. If there is any accident, we will not be able to bear the consequences. Next It cannot be taken lightly again.”

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't say anything, but sat back heavily on the sofa, acquiescing to what he said.

"Even Oberon said that..." Several other people looked at each other in dismay, and the only person who was able to talk to Chuya on an equal footing said the same thing, so they had no choice but to go ahead, Shirase lowered his head, "...Yes, We know we were wrong and will be more careful next time."

Ah, that statement is a lie.After all, human beings are such creatures. If they make mistakes and don't receive losses, they will think that it doesn't matter if they make more mistakes, and someone will always help them anyway.

On the contrary, people who are full of lies occasionally say something meaningful, but no one listens, it is really lonely.

"Well, they already said so." Feng Huo leaned on the sofa and raised a smiley face at Zhong Yuan Zhong, "Don't worry too much, isn't there me?"

The author says:

1. Because it is modern, have the clothes been adjusted? Two broken black moth clothes soft version + one broken white moth cape, this feeling.

2. The song sung by the moth is 【目覚めの御企い～ティターニア战斧战～】, erh, the bgm of Titania, the king of demon spirits, let’s make a little selfish link!

3. Don’t panic if you haven’t seen the plot of 2.6 and don’t understand, some specific things will be explained later.