Rebirth: Fighting Boy

As one of the five kings, Shi Shunye's daily life is very boring.Although it is not as good as Mo's almost harsh working mode, it is basically caught in an endless loop, processing documents→routine exercise→negotiating and entertaining.

But after the lovely brother came home, this pattern was naturally broken.Apart from the above-mentioned endless loop, Shi Shunye's biggest entertainment activity is... Molesting his younger brother.

Yes, you read that right, it is 'molesting'.

For example, on a sunny morning, facing just waking up, with a dull (?) face (actually a deadpan face, but it seems to be the case in the eyes of a stupid brother) spread peanut butter on The younger brother on the slice of bread, Shi Shunye happily started his daily life.

"Forbidden." Shi Shunye sat down opposite his younger brother.

"?" Shi Jin didn't answer, but he raised his head slightly, expressing the meaning of questioning from his eyes.

"A new day has begun."

Shi Jin took a bite of the bread, and gave the other party a supercilious look, directly expressing that this is nonsense with actions.

"Please don't forget the Nissan one hundred times a day." Shi Shunye showed his white and shiny teeth, his stupidity was no less than that of Dabai who flicked his tail and begged for food. Shi Jin was caught off guard and almost died of food. Blockage of the trachea, commonly known as choking to death.

Shi Jin picked up the juice on the table calmly, took another sip calmly, and then said slowly, "Shi Shunye, what about your dignity as a king?"

Shi Shunye didn't answer, and continued to face his younger brother with that bright smile that was so bright that it could almost burn the eyes of everyone around him.

Ten seconds later, Shi Ban stood up decisively from the chair, with a blank expression on his face... and fled away.

Shi Jin said... Ever since he returned to Shi's house, Shi Shunye has been approaching him every day like he understands what the hell is going on!Brother, have you forgotten your own personality?The promised cool, handsome and domineering!The image is all broken, dear!

Faced with such a broken character design...you can call out Nissan to be a ghost!

If Shi Shunye gave him a wicked smile (no!) as he did at the beginning, and then put it into words + force, maybe he would submit obediently.

Sure enough, does he still like the way of playing back then... Wait, there seems to be something wrong with his way of thinking!

In short, this was only the beginning of Shi Jin's tragedy. In the following days, Shi Jin deeply experienced what is called the spirit behind.

bathroom:

Even the cold and tall wind king needs to go to the toilet.After flushing the water and preparing to pull up the pants, a faint voice came from outside the door, "Kan, don't forget Nissan a hundred times a day."

"..."

garden:

Even the cold and high wind king (huh? Why did this sentence start again?) still needs to play with his childhood friends.Master Ban took out the Frisbee from Dabai's mouth, and scratched Dabai's chin as a reward.Amidst Dabai's excited and excited howls, there was another faint voice from behind, "Kan, don't forget the Nissan a hundred times a day."

'Tearing' a handful of white hair with excellent texture just fell into the master's hands, followed by Dabai's miserable cry of pain... ouch, ouch, so painful!Why did the owner pull off the hair on its chin, woohoo, its hair is so beautiful~QAQ "..." Shi Jin said that it was the world that was wrong, oh no, it was Shi Shunye.

bathroom:

Even the cold and high wind king (enough! Dare to change the beginning), still needs to take a bath. The hot water washes away the tiredness of the day, and the hot water washes away the soul that has been harassed by Shi Shunye all day.

In an instant, the hot water suddenly turned cold, and before the teacher could turn off the shower, a deep and magnetic voice sounded faintly outside the door, "Jin, the water heater just jumped suddenly, it should be fine now, by the way... …don’t forget Nissan a hundred times a day.”

"..." That's enough, hey!In fact, the culprit who just turned off the water heater is you!

night:

Even the cold and tall wind king (←←) needs to sleep. After a series of lessons during the day, the teacher locked his door very wisely, and moved a series of large furniture such as tables to block the door. .When she lay on the bed, she stuffed thick cotton in her ears.

Tonight... It is destined that no one will disturb him... It should have been like this!

In the early morning, a figure kept tossing and turning on the bed, cold sweat dripping down his entire back.The person on the bed frowned, as if having a nightmare, and kept mumbling something...

Peeping into the dream of the person on the bed, I saw a long-haired man constantly grabbing him, with a smile on his face, repeating faintly: "Kan, don't forget that Nissan is a hundred times a day... a hundred times... a hundred times... all over……"

In the early morning of the next day, Shi Jin was sitting on the dining table with thick dark circles under his eyes. When he saw Shi Shunye's face from a distance, he jumped up and stood up from the chair suddenly.

"What's the matter? Did you not sleep well last night?" Shi Shunye slightly raised the corners of his mouth.

At once!yes!this!indivual!Should!die!of!laugh!Allow!The teacher couldn't help but recalled the nightmare of last night, he sat back on the chair slumped, and used a fork to pull the eggs and bread on the plate, as if he was engaged in some fierce ideological struggle.

"Not to your liking?" Shi Shunye asked worriedly.

"Shi Shunye, let's discuss it." Shi Jin stopped his abuse of eggs and bread, and said with difficulty and gnashing of teeth: "Can that agreement be changed to Nissan three times a day?"

Shi Shunye was stunned for a moment, and then he couldn't help but snort, "I didn't expect you to give up after only holding on for two days."

The fork in Master Ban's hand was broken into two pieces.

A witty elder brother hurriedly comforted him. The benefits he had won so hard should not be ruined by offending his younger brother. "Three times a day is fine, but there is also a goodnight kiss."

"No way." The master stood proudly, and he threw away the scrapped fork in his hand.

"Then Nissan a hundred times a day." Shi Shunye once again raised a gentle (dark belly?) smile on his face.

"Kacha" This time, the one who was unfortunately shot turned into a certain pair of chopsticks. After destroying spoons and table knives one after another, and then achieving the honorable title of 'cutlery killer', the master finally said slowly, "Just kiss the forehead."

"Deal." Shi Shunye curled his mouth as he succeeded in his strategy.

***

So, after that, the two brothers lived a life of being brothers and sisters, respecting each other and loving each other, no wonder!

Shi Shunye: "Did you forget that Nissan didn't call again today?"

Master ban: "Nissan, die."

After finishing speaking, Shi Jin threw the knife at Shi Shunye neatly.A smiling man with long silver hair tilted his head calmly, avoiding the knife with the smallest amount, then wiped his mouth with a napkin elegantly, and said in a low and magnetic voice, "Don't forget And a goodnight kiss."

Master banned: "..."