Take a plug to laugh at
Chapter 95
Pull it out and see how arrogant they are! "Green Liu's eyes were gloomy, and she seemed very angry. She actually suggested the Dongfang Destroyer faction directly. In fact, Dongfang felt uncomfortable. Even if she didn't think so at the beginning, she didn't believe it once or twice. Four times? As the saying goes, three people become tigers, and Dongfang is in the middle of the game, and he can't see Mount Tai. What's more, it has been half a month since he came to Hengshan, and Linghu Chong didn't even look at him once! Even a few times, Dongfang Seeing Linghu Chong chatting and laughing with Yilin from Hengshan, it would be fine if it was someone else from Hengshan, but Yilin, one of Linghu Chong's confidante in the original book, has always been a thorn in Dongfang's heart. "Master! "Lv Liu panicked, and even called out the word leader.
Dongfang pursed his lips, he had his pride, usually it was fine, but now, he would never allow himself to bow his head.However, looking at the swollen red flowers and green willows, as well as the joy in Yilin's eyes and brows that he met when he went out just now, Dongfang also felt very uncomfortable.It's just that Dongfang still doesn't believe it at this time, he doesn't believe that Linghu Chong will become so fast.So, he seemed to be speaking to the two of them, and he seemed to be telling himself, "Wait a little longer, after Chonglang's succession ceremony as the head of Hengshan, if he is still the same, let's go back to Heimuya !" Dongfang frowned tightly, he thought, now he should talk to Linghu Chong, and see what Linghu Chong thinks!
Seeing that Dongfang seemed to have made up his mind, Honghua and the two stopped talking nonsense. Since the master didn't care about it, the two of them had nothing to say as servants, and silently served Dongfang to clean up without mentioning it.It was night, Dongfang waited until the dead of night, except for a few nuns on duty at Hengshan School, everyone else fell asleep, Dongfang got up quietly, put on tight clothes, and disappeared into the night.
Because Linghu Chong was entrusted by Master Dingxian on his deathbed, he took over as the head of the Hengshan School.But the Hengshan sect is a women's sect, and the whole sect is full of nuns, big and small. It is inconvenient for him to live in Hengshan as a man, so he rejected the request of the Hengshan nuns, and did not live in the original meditation room of Master Dingxian. Instead, they went to the Hanging Temple.This Hanging Temple is described by the world as "several feet in the sky, like a fairy pavilion, now in the clouds". In fact, because it is too high, the mountain road is not easy to walk, and there is only one middle-aged nun living in the temple all year round to take care of it. very.It is also suitable for Linghu Chong to live in it now.
It's just that Linghu Chong also has some troubles. Although he lives far away, he is also far away from the east. During the day, Yilin, Yiqing and others come to bother him with various sundries from Mount Heng. At night, when he is free, he wants to win Son, but because Sheng'er lives in the Zen room of the Hengshan School, surrounded by those little nuns, Linghu Chong thinks that although he is not a gentleman, he has done things like stealing incense and jade (specifically referring to the East) many times, But let him attack at night now, if the nuns find out, not to mention whether Linghu Chong wants to lose face, Sheng'er will probably commit suicide in shame!However, he hasn't seen Dongfang for nearly half a month!He can't hold it anymore!
There was no one in the middle of the night, Linghu Chong wandered around this deserted Xuankong Temple for a few times, finally couldn't hold back anymore, made up his mind to go to Dongfang early in the morning, to relieve his lovesickness, and tell him that he is like him!At this moment, Linghu Chong felt a little resentful. Why is it so hard to be a sect master? How did so many sect masters survive?Before he became the head of the sect, he had the idea of running away!
"Senior Brother Linghu, I made you some plain noodles, how would you like to try them?" Yilin appeared in front of Linghu Chong with a bowl of plain noodles at the entrance of Xuankong Temple, and asked with a smile.Linghu Chong had a bitter face, he was a carnivorous animal, he liked all kinds of meat, he had been a vegetarian every day for half a month since he came to Mount Heng, and his mouth was like a bird.But this Yilin still brings a bowl of plain noodles every night, and he doesn't eat it, and he doesn't eat it.Just when he turned around, Linghu Chong's crying face returned to his usual hippie smile, "It's Junior Sister Yilin! It's late at night, the night is dark and the roads are slippery. You can't stand it even if you come to deliver supper every day. Don't do it in the future." That's it!" "Brother Linghu, I don't work hard. You have to do so many things during the day, and you are the hardest." Yilin blushed, handed the bowl of noodles to Linghu Chong, and said , "Brother Linghu, eat it while it's hot!"
Linghu Chong's heart was filled with rage, what he was eating now was Sheng'er, not plain noodles, why couldn't this Yilin understand people's words!I just thought that she was like this when I saw Yilin for the first time, so I waved my hand and said, "Let's put it aside, I'll eat later. It's late at night, so sister Yilin should rest!" Lin didn't understand the meaning of Linghu Chong's words at all, she was still blushing, and she brought the bowl of plain noodles to Linghu Chong, who knew that Linghu Chong suddenly turned around, and the two bumped into each other unexpectedly, and the bowl of plain noodles was right in front of Linghu Chong. Properly buckling Linghu Chong's lower body.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Senior Brother Linghu, I didn't do it on purpose!" Yilin was so embarrassed that her voice was crying, she took the handkerchief and wiped off Linghu Chong's lower body, trying to wipe Linghu Chong's place Erase things to cover up the evidence.Linghu Chong didn't expect this kind of thing to happen. Seeing Yilin's hand stretched out to the key part, he quickly grabbed her hand.
When Dongfang came, what he saw was this scene: Linghu Chong, a stinky and shameless bastard, actually called Yilin to this Xuankong Temple in the middle of the night, and even held Yilin's hand to touch his place. Lin couldn't resist, she could only cry - Dongfang felt his heart stagnate, as if a ten-thousand-jin stone was pressing on his heart, and it was difficult to even breathe!He wanted to rush out and beat up the couple, but he couldn't move his legs or open his mouth.Dongfang finally understood why there were so many women in the previous life who still swallowed their anger after knowing that their husbands were cheating on them and raising their third, fourth, and fifth children. It wasn't because she was patient, but because he didn't believe this fact at all!Even if it happened right before my eyes, Dongfang didn't want to believe it!However, Dongfang pursed his lips, thinking that Dongfang Bubai, the majestic leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, was not a woman who could swallow his anger.Since Linghu Chong is in the first year of junior high school, don't blame him for Dongfang Bubai in the fifteenth year!
Dongfang no longer looked at the entanglement between the dog and man in the Xuankong Temple, turned around and left the Xuankong Temple.Instruct the red flowers and green willows to pack up the things, leave the Hengshan faction overnight, and rush to Heimuya, even Liu Quan is taken away!
Turn against each other
It is said that after Dongfang left the Hengshan faction overnight, he hurried back to Heimuya.
In the early morning of the next day, the little nun who was in charge of taking care of the Dongfang trio's diet and daily life waited from early morning until the sun was rising, but did not see the Dongfang trio coming out.The little nun couldn't get used to the witches of this demon sect, she wore makeup every day, dressed like a newlywed, and seduced the head of Linghu to betray her master and destroy her ancestors because of her, really shameless!In addition, she hadn't come out until now, the little nun waited outside the door from breakfast to lunch, seeing the sun slanting to the west, and the three witches in the small courtyard hadn't come out yet.The little nun was so angry that she simply put the dinner outside the door, turned and left.
Until the middle of the night, the little nun, who was afraid of being punished, hurried to the door of the small courtyard where Dongfang lived. She wanted to clean up the leftovers, but she didn't expect the plate she had placed at the entrance of the courtyard. It is still there intact.At this time, she was a little worried. She waited until early in the morning, and then opened the door of the small courtyard with a pot of water, only to find that the small courtyard was deserted, and there was no one at all!
On this day, Linghu Chong also realized that something was wrong. He would always see Liu Quan several times a day.I didn't see him all day yesterday, so I thought it was Sheng'er who ordered Liu Quan to do something, or went down the mountain to play.Who knows that it's already noon today, and I still haven't seen anyone.So Linghu Chong came to Mo Sa and wanted to ask where Liu Quan had gone!You must know that there are nuns of all sizes everywhere on Mount Heng, and it is really uncomfortable for these big men to nest on it.Unexpectedly, when Mo Sa came, he was actually crying.
Linghu Chong was taken aback, what's going on, could he still be bullied on Mount Heng?Ever since Mo Sa followed Linghu Chong, Dongfang has treated him really well, not to mention that food, clothing and housing are incomparable before, even after arriving at Mount Heng and settled down, Dongfang even hired a teacher for him in the town at the foot of Mount Heng. , Reading and literacy every day.So in Mo Sa's heart, Dongfang is the real mistress.But on Mount Heng, he lived with Liu Quan, because they were not members of the Hengshan faction, and because they were men, they couldn't live in the Hengshan faction, so they settled in a village on the mountainside. Home.Unexpectedly, when they came to Mount Heng, this group of nasty female bald donkeys not only treated the mistress slowly, but also restricted the mistress from meeting with the master, which made him and brother Liu very angry.Because Brother Liu's status is too low, the mistress doesn't speak, he doesn't dare to talk to the master, and he follows the master to read and write every day before dawn, there is no time to rest, and he can't see the master. Can't say anything!Now it's all right, these nuns have run over the mistress, and they are satisfied!
Mo Sa glared fiercely at Yilin who was standing beside Linghu Chong. She was the one who looked like a vixen every day and didn't abide by the rules all day long. She was simply the scum of nuns! "Boy Sa, what are you doing staring at Yilin? Where did Liu Quan go!" Linghu Chong also thought it was funny, Mo Sa seemed to have a grudge against Yilin, and stared at her as soon as he came, why did Yilin provoke him? !Mo Sa snorted, "Brother Liu left, he told me happily before he left that this time with the Lord
Dongfang pursed his lips, he had his pride, usually it was fine, but now, he would never allow himself to bow his head.However, looking at the swollen red flowers and green willows, as well as the joy in Yilin's eyes and brows that he met when he went out just now, Dongfang also felt very uncomfortable.It's just that Dongfang still doesn't believe it at this time, he doesn't believe that Linghu Chong will become so fast.So, he seemed to be speaking to the two of them, and he seemed to be telling himself, "Wait a little longer, after Chonglang's succession ceremony as the head of Hengshan, if he is still the same, let's go back to Heimuya !" Dongfang frowned tightly, he thought, now he should talk to Linghu Chong, and see what Linghu Chong thinks!
Seeing that Dongfang seemed to have made up his mind, Honghua and the two stopped talking nonsense. Since the master didn't care about it, the two of them had nothing to say as servants, and silently served Dongfang to clean up without mentioning it.It was night, Dongfang waited until the dead of night, except for a few nuns on duty at Hengshan School, everyone else fell asleep, Dongfang got up quietly, put on tight clothes, and disappeared into the night.
Because Linghu Chong was entrusted by Master Dingxian on his deathbed, he took over as the head of the Hengshan School.But the Hengshan sect is a women's sect, and the whole sect is full of nuns, big and small. It is inconvenient for him to live in Hengshan as a man, so he rejected the request of the Hengshan nuns, and did not live in the original meditation room of Master Dingxian. Instead, they went to the Hanging Temple.This Hanging Temple is described by the world as "several feet in the sky, like a fairy pavilion, now in the clouds". In fact, because it is too high, the mountain road is not easy to walk, and there is only one middle-aged nun living in the temple all year round to take care of it. very.It is also suitable for Linghu Chong to live in it now.
It's just that Linghu Chong also has some troubles. Although he lives far away, he is also far away from the east. During the day, Yilin, Yiqing and others come to bother him with various sundries from Mount Heng. At night, when he is free, he wants to win Son, but because Sheng'er lives in the Zen room of the Hengshan School, surrounded by those little nuns, Linghu Chong thinks that although he is not a gentleman, he has done things like stealing incense and jade (specifically referring to the East) many times, But let him attack at night now, if the nuns find out, not to mention whether Linghu Chong wants to lose face, Sheng'er will probably commit suicide in shame!However, he hasn't seen Dongfang for nearly half a month!He can't hold it anymore!
There was no one in the middle of the night, Linghu Chong wandered around this deserted Xuankong Temple for a few times, finally couldn't hold back anymore, made up his mind to go to Dongfang early in the morning, to relieve his lovesickness, and tell him that he is like him!At this moment, Linghu Chong felt a little resentful. Why is it so hard to be a sect master? How did so many sect masters survive?Before he became the head of the sect, he had the idea of running away!
"Senior Brother Linghu, I made you some plain noodles, how would you like to try them?" Yilin appeared in front of Linghu Chong with a bowl of plain noodles at the entrance of Xuankong Temple, and asked with a smile.Linghu Chong had a bitter face, he was a carnivorous animal, he liked all kinds of meat, he had been a vegetarian every day for half a month since he came to Mount Heng, and his mouth was like a bird.But this Yilin still brings a bowl of plain noodles every night, and he doesn't eat it, and he doesn't eat it.Just when he turned around, Linghu Chong's crying face returned to his usual hippie smile, "It's Junior Sister Yilin! It's late at night, the night is dark and the roads are slippery. You can't stand it even if you come to deliver supper every day. Don't do it in the future." That's it!" "Brother Linghu, I don't work hard. You have to do so many things during the day, and you are the hardest." Yilin blushed, handed the bowl of noodles to Linghu Chong, and said , "Brother Linghu, eat it while it's hot!"
Linghu Chong's heart was filled with rage, what he was eating now was Sheng'er, not plain noodles, why couldn't this Yilin understand people's words!I just thought that she was like this when I saw Yilin for the first time, so I waved my hand and said, "Let's put it aside, I'll eat later. It's late at night, so sister Yilin should rest!" Lin didn't understand the meaning of Linghu Chong's words at all, she was still blushing, and she brought the bowl of plain noodles to Linghu Chong, who knew that Linghu Chong suddenly turned around, and the two bumped into each other unexpectedly, and the bowl of plain noodles was right in front of Linghu Chong. Properly buckling Linghu Chong's lower body.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Senior Brother Linghu, I didn't do it on purpose!" Yilin was so embarrassed that her voice was crying, she took the handkerchief and wiped off Linghu Chong's lower body, trying to wipe Linghu Chong's place Erase things to cover up the evidence.Linghu Chong didn't expect this kind of thing to happen. Seeing Yilin's hand stretched out to the key part, he quickly grabbed her hand.
When Dongfang came, what he saw was this scene: Linghu Chong, a stinky and shameless bastard, actually called Yilin to this Xuankong Temple in the middle of the night, and even held Yilin's hand to touch his place. Lin couldn't resist, she could only cry - Dongfang felt his heart stagnate, as if a ten-thousand-jin stone was pressing on his heart, and it was difficult to even breathe!He wanted to rush out and beat up the couple, but he couldn't move his legs or open his mouth.Dongfang finally understood why there were so many women in the previous life who still swallowed their anger after knowing that their husbands were cheating on them and raising their third, fourth, and fifth children. It wasn't because she was patient, but because he didn't believe this fact at all!Even if it happened right before my eyes, Dongfang didn't want to believe it!However, Dongfang pursed his lips, thinking that Dongfang Bubai, the majestic leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, was not a woman who could swallow his anger.Since Linghu Chong is in the first year of junior high school, don't blame him for Dongfang Bubai in the fifteenth year!
Dongfang no longer looked at the entanglement between the dog and man in the Xuankong Temple, turned around and left the Xuankong Temple.Instruct the red flowers and green willows to pack up the things, leave the Hengshan faction overnight, and rush to Heimuya, even Liu Quan is taken away!
Turn against each other
It is said that after Dongfang left the Hengshan faction overnight, he hurried back to Heimuya.
In the early morning of the next day, the little nun who was in charge of taking care of the Dongfang trio's diet and daily life waited from early morning until the sun was rising, but did not see the Dongfang trio coming out.The little nun couldn't get used to the witches of this demon sect, she wore makeup every day, dressed like a newlywed, and seduced the head of Linghu to betray her master and destroy her ancestors because of her, really shameless!In addition, she hadn't come out until now, the little nun waited outside the door from breakfast to lunch, seeing the sun slanting to the west, and the three witches in the small courtyard hadn't come out yet.The little nun was so angry that she simply put the dinner outside the door, turned and left.
Until the middle of the night, the little nun, who was afraid of being punished, hurried to the door of the small courtyard where Dongfang lived. She wanted to clean up the leftovers, but she didn't expect the plate she had placed at the entrance of the courtyard. It is still there intact.At this time, she was a little worried. She waited until early in the morning, and then opened the door of the small courtyard with a pot of water, only to find that the small courtyard was deserted, and there was no one at all!
On this day, Linghu Chong also realized that something was wrong. He would always see Liu Quan several times a day.I didn't see him all day yesterday, so I thought it was Sheng'er who ordered Liu Quan to do something, or went down the mountain to play.Who knows that it's already noon today, and I still haven't seen anyone.So Linghu Chong came to Mo Sa and wanted to ask where Liu Quan had gone!You must know that there are nuns of all sizes everywhere on Mount Heng, and it is really uncomfortable for these big men to nest on it.Unexpectedly, when Mo Sa came, he was actually crying.
Linghu Chong was taken aback, what's going on, could he still be bullied on Mount Heng?Ever since Mo Sa followed Linghu Chong, Dongfang has treated him really well, not to mention that food, clothing and housing are incomparable before, even after arriving at Mount Heng and settled down, Dongfang even hired a teacher for him in the town at the foot of Mount Heng. , Reading and literacy every day.So in Mo Sa's heart, Dongfang is the real mistress.But on Mount Heng, he lived with Liu Quan, because they were not members of the Hengshan faction, and because they were men, they couldn't live in the Hengshan faction, so they settled in a village on the mountainside. Home.Unexpectedly, when they came to Mount Heng, this group of nasty female bald donkeys not only treated the mistress slowly, but also restricted the mistress from meeting with the master, which made him and brother Liu very angry.Because Brother Liu's status is too low, the mistress doesn't speak, he doesn't dare to talk to the master, and he follows the master to read and write every day before dawn, there is no time to rest, and he can't see the master. Can't say anything!Now it's all right, these nuns have run over the mistress, and they are satisfied!
Mo Sa glared fiercely at Yilin who was standing beside Linghu Chong. She was the one who looked like a vixen every day and didn't abide by the rules all day long. She was simply the scum of nuns! "Boy Sa, what are you doing staring at Yilin? Where did Liu Quan go!" Linghu Chong also thought it was funny, Mo Sa seemed to have a grudge against Yilin, and stared at her as soon as he came, why did Yilin provoke him? !Mo Sa snorted, "Brother Liu left, he told me happily before he left that this time with the Lord
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