Take a plug to laugh at
Chapter 60
Only he doesn't want him, how can he despise himself so blatantly?You know, I am the heroine of time travel, although I probably wore it in the wrong direction when I wore it!Lan Ling'er thought of the vicious face of the little white flower aunt again, and the sharp sword on her head that could kill her at any time—these days, every day at noon, she felt pain all over her body. Crazy, her mind wanted to explode, she understood that this was the precursor to the attack of the Three Corpse Brain God Pill, and the vicious little white flower told him slowly that if he didn't complete the task, he wouldn't get the antidote.Lan Ling'er suddenly became ruthless, her reputation may be abandoned, but her life must be saved.Traveling over here by yourself is not just being abused by others.
So, after Linghu Chong turned his head to look at the sky again, he found that the cousin in front of him had already taken off half of her clothes, which shocked Linghu Chong: Are all women so open now?Linghu Chong quickly turned around, "Miss Lan, what are you doing?" Well, he saw that he had a good figure, especially the chest size, which was exactly the size he liked, but at this moment, Linghu Chong was very clear, The moment she saw it, she unconsciously compared her with Sheng'er, and found that even though Sheng'er's figure was not that good, she felt that Sheng'er was the most beautiful, even with a flat chest. All mind.
Then, Linghu Chong felt the heat on his back, and stuck a person on his back, "Mr. Linghu, am I not beautiful?" You know, Linghu Chong is not a handsome man, and he doesn't have much money, not to mention, his current image to the outside world is just a useless person. If you want to come to this world, no one except Sheng'er will not despise yourself. I will fall in love with such a self, let alone the always proud Miss Wang Jiabiao.
However, as long as Sheng'er doesn't despise himself, he has nothing else to ask for!Linghu Chong smiled, very happily, which made Lan Ling'er, who was sticking to Linghu Chong's back, doubt for a while, whether what she did was so ridiculous. "I don't have martial arts, I don't have money, and I don't even have talent or appearance. I don't understand, what do you like about me, Miss Lan?" Linghu Chong's voice was very calm.
Lan Ling'er was stunned, she had thought about Linghu Chong's many reactions, maybe Linghu Chong would "eat her" impatiently, after all, the fat in his mouth would not be eaten for nothing; maybe Linghu Chong would reject her like a gentleman. Maybe he would get angry and fly into a rage if he said some words about women's rings, maybe... Lan Ling'er never expected that Linghu Chong would be so calm, as calm as watching a clown performing.For a moment, because of her own imagination, Lan Ling'er was filled with grief, and she no longer held Linghu Chong, and began to sob and cry.The more I cried, the more sad I thought that although she was just an ordinary person in the 21st century, she just graduated from university and found a good job. She has the love of her parents and a boyfriend who is about to get married. She doesn't do much on weekdays. Good things and bad things, I like to read two novels about time travel and rebirth, why do I wear them?
Linghu Chong was dumbfounded, what had he done to her yet?How did Miss Lan become like this?Look outside the door, fortunately it's getting late now, there is no one outside the door, he also sent out the servant girl who is serving him, otherwise, even with a hundred mouths on his body, he would not be able to tell clearly!Linghu Chong took two quick steps, closed the wide open door, picked up the clothes that Miss Lan had taken off, and put it back on Miss Lan's body to cover her white body.I just sat at the table far away from Miss Lan, and said calmly, "Miss Lan, I have someone I like, and I swore to her that she will be the only one in the future. Besides, I have self-knowledge, like me I think Miss Lan won't take a fancy to me." Linghu Chong took a sip of herbal tea and continued, "I don't know what's wrong with Miss Lan, but if Miss Lan needs help, if Linghu Chong can do what she can, Just never shirk it!" Linghu Chong said solemnly, you must know that in this feudal era, even if a man saw a girl's arm, if she didn't marry this man, she would have her arm chopped off, otherwise, she would have to die.Miss Lan is a young lady who is well educated and reasonable. If no one forced her, how could she do such shameless things.
Hearing Linghu Chong's promise, Lan Ling'er seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, and suddenly raised her head, "Say, you can really help me!" Linghu Chong nodded solemnly. It can be seen how desperate Miss Lan was, "It depends on what's going on, you know, I'm not in a good situation right now!" Linghu Chong said helplessly, "Tell me what's going on first?"
"You will definitely be able to help me!" Linghu Chong couldn't help being interested when he heard what the blue girl said with certainty, and quietly listened to what the blue girl said from the beginning, "I know, the sweetheart you said is the sun and moon god The high-level leader." Lan Ling'er didn't know if the leader had revealed her identity to Linghu Chong, so she was vague in some places. Of course, this was mainly because she was afraid that if Linghu Chong really didn't know the identity of the leader, she would just say so carelessly. Come out, even if the leader was willing to give it before, he has become unwilling to give it.
Seeing that Linghu Chong's face finally changed, but did not deny it, Lan Ling'er finally let out her breath, she was afraid that Linghu Chong would not admit it, and it would be hard to say what happened next, so after a pause, she continued, "I Before entering the Wang family, I was also a member of the Sun Moon God Sect. My original name was Lan Fenghuang, and I was the leader of the Five Poison Sect. After I came to the Wang family, I changed my name to Lan Linger. You don’t know, the people of the God Sect are all over the country. A way to control people. To treat people like me who want to break away from the god religion, it is the three corpse brain pill."
Linghu Chong's eyes widened. He had heard of the Three Corpse Brain Pill, but he had never seen it before. This medicine was passed down as a magic medicine by everyone in the world, and it was listed as the two major controllers of the Demon Sect along with the Huichun Pill by the people in the world. Means, but, everyone wants to get it, and avoids it.
"My master has some conflicts with your sweetheart, so she asked me to seduce you. If it succeeds, she will give the antidote as our wedding gift. If not, I will have to die!" Lan Linger While talking, she wanted to cry again, why is her life so hard? "At first I didn't want to, but, but the three-corpse brain pill has already happened twice, and if it happens again, I will really die. I don't want to die yet, I... woo woo" Lan Linger She really couldn't go on, she felt that her life was almost lost.
Linghu Chong was speechless, this wasn't "some contradiction" at all, but a life and death enmity, right?Sending someone to destroy other people's marriages, Miss Lan's master can really remember!However, Linghu Chong had found out the truth, and the two of them really had the hatred of killing their father. "Then, what do you want to do? Sheng'er is just a holy aunt of the God Sect, and he can't beat Dongfang Bubai at all." In Linghu Chong's view, the Sun Moon God Sect is Dongfang Bubai's one-word hall, like the "Three Corpse Brain God Pills" "This drug to control people can only be obtained by Dongfang Bubai who has mastered the power in the religion. At most, Sheng'er will have more healing medicines like Huichun pills to buy people's hearts.It's just that he didn't expect that Sheng'er's situation would be so difficult, and Dongfang Bubai would deliberately try to sabotage her affairs.
"Holy aunt?" Lan Ling'er stopped crying, she was a little dazed, why Linghu Chong's sweetheart is that vicious little white flower?Isn't it the Eastern Hierarch?Could it be that her memory is wrong?However, Lan Ling'er was in a trance for a while before she realized that it was the Dongfang leader who borrowed the identity of that vicious little white flower!But, regardless of these, the most important thing now is the antidote, the antidote!
flower thief
"Then what do you want me to do?" In a daze, Lan Ling'er seemed to have heard Linghu Chong's question, so she no longer wondered why the wise and powerful leader would use the identity of the vicious little white flower, and quickly answered seriously "I just ask Mr. Linghu to ask for advice. Well, your sweetheart, I beg him to give you an antidote. Even if Lan Linger is a cow, she will be grateful for Mr. Linghu's kindness." Almost wrong Lan Ling'er, who was talking, cheered up quickly, and tried her best not to let Linghu Chong pay attention to her speech problems just now, "It won't affect your sweetheart, really."
Linghu Chong hesitated, but when he saw that Miss Lan was kneeling on the ground with her clothes on, the makeup on her face was smeared, she looked pitiful, so she could only tactfully say, "I know, but I'll give it a try, if... .." "It will work!" Linghu Chong was interrupted by Lan Ling'er before he could finish speaking. This time, she put all her efforts into it, and it was a matter of life and death. "I can still delay it for half a month, half a month. One month later, everything will be too late! Mr. Linghu, please!" Lan Ling'er didn't wait for Linghu Chong's answer, she put on her clothes in a hurry, opened the door to see if there was no one outside, and said in a low voice, "Actually, you look good, you are very stylish, and you are cool even when you are not talking. But I like the scholar type, and you are not my dish." After speaking, he hurried away, and after a while Disappeared in the night.However, Linghu Chong didn't know that Lan Ling'er was only two or three days away from her third attack, but she was planning to pass some unimportant news to that vicious little white flower, in exchange for some drugs to delay the attack.With her omniscience and omnipotence in reading novels, although the plot of this world has changed a lot, some things are still useful.
Seeing Miss Lan walking away sobbing, Linghu Chong shook his head, is he already old?Why did he listen to what this girl said?
So, after Linghu Chong turned his head to look at the sky again, he found that the cousin in front of him had already taken off half of her clothes, which shocked Linghu Chong: Are all women so open now?Linghu Chong quickly turned around, "Miss Lan, what are you doing?" Well, he saw that he had a good figure, especially the chest size, which was exactly the size he liked, but at this moment, Linghu Chong was very clear, The moment she saw it, she unconsciously compared her with Sheng'er, and found that even though Sheng'er's figure was not that good, she felt that Sheng'er was the most beautiful, even with a flat chest. All mind.
Then, Linghu Chong felt the heat on his back, and stuck a person on his back, "Mr. Linghu, am I not beautiful?" You know, Linghu Chong is not a handsome man, and he doesn't have much money, not to mention, his current image to the outside world is just a useless person. If you want to come to this world, no one except Sheng'er will not despise yourself. I will fall in love with such a self, let alone the always proud Miss Wang Jiabiao.
However, as long as Sheng'er doesn't despise himself, he has nothing else to ask for!Linghu Chong smiled, very happily, which made Lan Ling'er, who was sticking to Linghu Chong's back, doubt for a while, whether what she did was so ridiculous. "I don't have martial arts, I don't have money, and I don't even have talent or appearance. I don't understand, what do you like about me, Miss Lan?" Linghu Chong's voice was very calm.
Lan Ling'er was stunned, she had thought about Linghu Chong's many reactions, maybe Linghu Chong would "eat her" impatiently, after all, the fat in his mouth would not be eaten for nothing; maybe Linghu Chong would reject her like a gentleman. Maybe he would get angry and fly into a rage if he said some words about women's rings, maybe... Lan Ling'er never expected that Linghu Chong would be so calm, as calm as watching a clown performing.For a moment, because of her own imagination, Lan Ling'er was filled with grief, and she no longer held Linghu Chong, and began to sob and cry.The more I cried, the more sad I thought that although she was just an ordinary person in the 21st century, she just graduated from university and found a good job. She has the love of her parents and a boyfriend who is about to get married. She doesn't do much on weekdays. Good things and bad things, I like to read two novels about time travel and rebirth, why do I wear them?
Linghu Chong was dumbfounded, what had he done to her yet?How did Miss Lan become like this?Look outside the door, fortunately it's getting late now, there is no one outside the door, he also sent out the servant girl who is serving him, otherwise, even with a hundred mouths on his body, he would not be able to tell clearly!Linghu Chong took two quick steps, closed the wide open door, picked up the clothes that Miss Lan had taken off, and put it back on Miss Lan's body to cover her white body.I just sat at the table far away from Miss Lan, and said calmly, "Miss Lan, I have someone I like, and I swore to her that she will be the only one in the future. Besides, I have self-knowledge, like me I think Miss Lan won't take a fancy to me." Linghu Chong took a sip of herbal tea and continued, "I don't know what's wrong with Miss Lan, but if Miss Lan needs help, if Linghu Chong can do what she can, Just never shirk it!" Linghu Chong said solemnly, you must know that in this feudal era, even if a man saw a girl's arm, if she didn't marry this man, she would have her arm chopped off, otherwise, she would have to die.Miss Lan is a young lady who is well educated and reasonable. If no one forced her, how could she do such shameless things.
Hearing Linghu Chong's promise, Lan Ling'er seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, and suddenly raised her head, "Say, you can really help me!" Linghu Chong nodded solemnly. It can be seen how desperate Miss Lan was, "It depends on what's going on, you know, I'm not in a good situation right now!" Linghu Chong said helplessly, "Tell me what's going on first?"
"You will definitely be able to help me!" Linghu Chong couldn't help being interested when he heard what the blue girl said with certainty, and quietly listened to what the blue girl said from the beginning, "I know, the sweetheart you said is the sun and moon god The high-level leader." Lan Ling'er didn't know if the leader had revealed her identity to Linghu Chong, so she was vague in some places. Of course, this was mainly because she was afraid that if Linghu Chong really didn't know the identity of the leader, she would just say so carelessly. Come out, even if the leader was willing to give it before, he has become unwilling to give it.
Seeing that Linghu Chong's face finally changed, but did not deny it, Lan Ling'er finally let out her breath, she was afraid that Linghu Chong would not admit it, and it would be hard to say what happened next, so after a pause, she continued, "I Before entering the Wang family, I was also a member of the Sun Moon God Sect. My original name was Lan Fenghuang, and I was the leader of the Five Poison Sect. After I came to the Wang family, I changed my name to Lan Linger. You don’t know, the people of the God Sect are all over the country. A way to control people. To treat people like me who want to break away from the god religion, it is the three corpse brain pill."
Linghu Chong's eyes widened. He had heard of the Three Corpse Brain Pill, but he had never seen it before. This medicine was passed down as a magic medicine by everyone in the world, and it was listed as the two major controllers of the Demon Sect along with the Huichun Pill by the people in the world. Means, but, everyone wants to get it, and avoids it.
"My master has some conflicts with your sweetheart, so she asked me to seduce you. If it succeeds, she will give the antidote as our wedding gift. If not, I will have to die!" Lan Linger While talking, she wanted to cry again, why is her life so hard? "At first I didn't want to, but, but the three-corpse brain pill has already happened twice, and if it happens again, I will really die. I don't want to die yet, I... woo woo" Lan Linger She really couldn't go on, she felt that her life was almost lost.
Linghu Chong was speechless, this wasn't "some contradiction" at all, but a life and death enmity, right?Sending someone to destroy other people's marriages, Miss Lan's master can really remember!However, Linghu Chong had found out the truth, and the two of them really had the hatred of killing their father. "Then, what do you want to do? Sheng'er is just a holy aunt of the God Sect, and he can't beat Dongfang Bubai at all." In Linghu Chong's view, the Sun Moon God Sect is Dongfang Bubai's one-word hall, like the "Three Corpse Brain God Pills" "This drug to control people can only be obtained by Dongfang Bubai who has mastered the power in the religion. At most, Sheng'er will have more healing medicines like Huichun pills to buy people's hearts.It's just that he didn't expect that Sheng'er's situation would be so difficult, and Dongfang Bubai would deliberately try to sabotage her affairs.
"Holy aunt?" Lan Ling'er stopped crying, she was a little dazed, why Linghu Chong's sweetheart is that vicious little white flower?Isn't it the Eastern Hierarch?Could it be that her memory is wrong?However, Lan Ling'er was in a trance for a while before she realized that it was the Dongfang leader who borrowed the identity of that vicious little white flower!But, regardless of these, the most important thing now is the antidote, the antidote!
flower thief
"Then what do you want me to do?" In a daze, Lan Ling'er seemed to have heard Linghu Chong's question, so she no longer wondered why the wise and powerful leader would use the identity of the vicious little white flower, and quickly answered seriously "I just ask Mr. Linghu to ask for advice. Well, your sweetheart, I beg him to give you an antidote. Even if Lan Linger is a cow, she will be grateful for Mr. Linghu's kindness." Almost wrong Lan Ling'er, who was talking, cheered up quickly, and tried her best not to let Linghu Chong pay attention to her speech problems just now, "It won't affect your sweetheart, really."
Linghu Chong hesitated, but when he saw that Miss Lan was kneeling on the ground with her clothes on, the makeup on her face was smeared, she looked pitiful, so she could only tactfully say, "I know, but I'll give it a try, if... .." "It will work!" Linghu Chong was interrupted by Lan Ling'er before he could finish speaking. This time, she put all her efforts into it, and it was a matter of life and death. "I can still delay it for half a month, half a month. One month later, everything will be too late! Mr. Linghu, please!" Lan Ling'er didn't wait for Linghu Chong's answer, she put on her clothes in a hurry, opened the door to see if there was no one outside, and said in a low voice, "Actually, you look good, you are very stylish, and you are cool even when you are not talking. But I like the scholar type, and you are not my dish." After speaking, he hurried away, and after a while Disappeared in the night.However, Linghu Chong didn't know that Lan Ling'er was only two or three days away from her third attack, but she was planning to pass some unimportant news to that vicious little white flower, in exchange for some drugs to delay the attack.With her omniscience and omnipotence in reading novels, although the plot of this world has changed a lot, some things are still useful.
Seeing Miss Lan walking away sobbing, Linghu Chong shook his head, is he already old?Why did he listen to what this girl said?
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