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Okay, what do you mean you are very comfortable, I am very uncomfortable!As if feeling Dongfang's deep resentment, Linghu Chong withdrew his groping hands and said seriously, "Sheng'er, you are my woman, so you should regard me as your heaven."

What does it mean that you are my woman, you should regard me as the sky, this is a typical chauvinistic pig's declaration!Dongfang opened his mouth and wanted to refute, but when he met Linghu Chong's serious eyes, he was suddenly discouraged.Forget it, even if you say it now, one or two times won't change Linghu Chong's behavior. Anyway, this time has already happened, so if you say it again, you will appear to be stingy, take your time! (As everyone knows, if there is one, there will be two, if there is two, there will be three, and if there are three, there will be countless times. If you don't suppress Linghu Chong's arrogance at the beginning, you will never be able to suppress it. Dear Eastern leader, I have suffered some sins in the future, please Sorry!)

Dongfang avoided Linghu Chong's eyes, pushed him, let him get off his body, and then answered Linghu Chong's question, "I'm leaving in a few days! My current identity is Miss Bai who lives here in Wang's house. You have heard it too!"

Linghu Chong nodded, thinking of the Wang family's Zhuyuan where the order of "idle people retreat" and the "Miss Cousin" in it, "So that's how it is!" Linghu Chong didn't ask Dongfang what he wanted to do here. It is not easy for Dongfang to tell him the secrets of the church.It's just that he has already made up his mind to "soothe and relax" these days. Thinking of the five years he promised to be a hero, Linghu Chong, who has just tasted the sweetness, hates his own mouth, why did he promise?

Also, thinking that there will be no such happy life in the near future, Linghu Chong raised Dongfang's chin with a "smiling lewd smile", "Sheng'er, your husband is hungry again now!" The lower body poked Dongfang's lower abdomen.

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After a night of tossing around, Dongfang woke up in Linghu Chong's arms early the next morning. As soon as he woke up, he felt severe pain all over his body, especially his mouth, which was so numb that he couldn't close it.Dongfang twitched the corners of his mouth, sure enough, excessive indulgence is not good, although he was only indulged.

Dongfang turned his head and looked at Linghu Chong who was still sleeping soundly. The sky was still dark with only a little bit of light.Dongfang resisted the pain in his body, got up, sat on the bed, touched Linghu Chong's face, and sighed slightly: Don't look at them now, they are very good, Linghu Chong is very fascinated by him, but, from the situation last night Look, Linghu Chong still has the typical patriarchal style of this era, and it is probably difficult to accept the current self.Dongfang is really sad, do you want to learn from the Dongfang Invincible in the movie in the future, and find a substitute to replace yourself?This is impossible, so I won't be so miserable!

Dongfang shook his head and thought fiercely, if Linghu Chong really couldn't accept him then, he would kill him to save himself from being sad.As for suicide, Dongfang said that he was afraid of pain and death. Isn’t it just a lovelorn? He believes that time is the best medicine, and he still wants to live a thousand or eight hundred years. has its own existence.

Dongfang looked at Linghu Chong, and began to pick up the scattered clothes that were thrown on the ground. He didn't want to walk out of Linghu Chong's room in broad daylight and let others see the joke in vain.Just looking at the clothes, Dongfang's face turned dark. Can these pieces of cloth be called clothes?Dongfang looked around, he really couldn't find a way to wear this clothes without revealing his flesh.There was no way, he still wanted to meet people. Dongfang grabbed Linghu Chong's clothes and put them on himself. As for Linghu Chong, he is a real big man anyway, so let's go out shirtless without clothes!Dongfang snorted proudly, and hurried to the bamboo garden while there was no one around.

As soon as I got back to the bamboo garden, I saw Luliu waiting at the door. I thought he was waiting here because he was missing in the middle of the night.Dongfang was cheeky, trying to ignore the strange eyes from Luliu: What are you looking at, haven't you seen it?Oriental pride!

Sure enough, when she saw Dongfang Buchang, Lu Liu quickly put away her eyes: a handmaid like herself can't take care of the sect master's affairs.Luliu, who knew well what the leader had done, took two steps forward, bowed her head respectfully, "Master, maidservant is going to prepare bath water and a change of clothes, please go!" Dongfang nodded, it seemed that Luliu This girl Liu is not bad.

Dongfang took a bath and changed into a gorgeous robe before lazily lying on the couch. He inadvertently thought of Linghu Chong, and he took his clothes away. Does he still have clothes to change?The Huashan faction walks outside, unlike themselves, who have someone to bring things for them. They usually only carry two sets of clothes with them for changing and washing.I went there by myself last night, but I heard that he was beaten up and his clothes were torn into beggar clothes, so I went to see how he was doing?Unexpectedly, he lost himself in it.Thinking of this, Dongfang felt hot on his face, so he couldn't help patting his cheeks to let the heat dissipate as soon as possible, but after the patting was over, his face turned black, and he realized that he had made a stupid move.

Pursing his lips, he took away Linghu Chong's only good dress, and the remaining one was already in disrepair. Linghu Chong, how are you going out today?Blinking, Dongfang thought for a long time before ordering Luliu, who had been waiting all this time, to send the few sets of clothes stored in the warehouse to Linghu Chong, so that he would not admit that the clothes were made by accident when he was fine. of.

When he was making the clothes, he accidentally realized that the clothes fit Linghu Chong right after making them.

"Yes, Master." Lu Liu bowed to accept the order, but asked hesitantly, "Master, are you going to send all the clothes in the warehouse that are suitable for Mr. Linghu?" Those clothes filled a large box, The leader has made several sets of clothes for Young Master Linghu almost every month in the past six months, and he has already made a lot without knowing it.

Hearing Luliu's words, Dongfang's face became even hotter. Now he also remembered that if he sent all the clothes he made to Linghu Chong, he didn't tell him nakedly that he was thinking about them every day. him?Dongfang coughed, and said arrogantly, "You can just pick out a few sets and send them to him! ——Okay, hurry down! I'm going to practice!"

"Yes, the leader!" Lu Liu bowed and retreated, if he didn't leave, the leader might lose his temper!

When Linghu Chong woke up, he touched his side, but found nothing. He was startled. Could it be that he was dreaming of that unforgettable night last night?Linghu Chong got up, saw the mess on the bed, smelled the smell in the room, and laughed foolishly, everything about last night was true.

It's just, um, his clothes were gone too. Looking at the scattered cloth strips scattered in the room, Linghu Chong felt that next time, he must take off his clothes slowly, otherwise, he would have had a good time at that time, but in the end, the trouble would be Own.Just like now, I can't go out to meet people, um, wait for Liuhou or Shi Niang to find out that I haven't gone out, and then come and rescue myself!

Linghu Chong, who was in distress, was overjoyed when he heard a knock on the door. He never thought he was so lucky. Six monkeys came early in the morning, "Come in!" Linghu Chong shouted.He planned to wait for him to come in, and let him go out and buy clothes for himself, so that he could go out and see how the little boy was doing yesterday!Of course, in the middle of the night, if you go to the bamboo garden to have a look, maybe you will still be there... Hehehe!

After a while, Liu Hou'er didn't speak, Linghu Chong raised his head, who did he see?It's not Liuhou'er, but a girl!Don't look at Linghu Chong's shameless performance in front of Dongfang, but she is his own woman, but in front of outsiders, with his naked appearance--Linghu Chong "sneaked" at an unprecedented speed. In the bed, wrap yourself tightly.

After wrapping it up, he coughed and looked intently at the girl who came in.Linghu Chong heaved a sigh of relief, this girl was Luliu, the girl next to Sheng'er.I saw Miss Luliu holding a suit of clothes in her hands, which looked like sky blue fabric, the material was very good, and it was not cheap, her cheeks were flushed, she lowered her head, she did not dare to look at Linghu Chong.She didn't expect to see clothes fragments all over the floor when she came in. Linghu Chong was standing in the clothes fragments, he had no clothes yet, so he wouldn't be able to see a needle's eye!

Linghu Chong heaved a sigh of relief, presumably Sheng'er knew about his situation and sent him clothes! "What did Sheng'er say?" Linghu Chong asked under the quilt.But I didn’t know that this question shocked Luliu. Not many people in the sect knew it, and maybe they didn’t dare to say it. Before he ascended the throne, the leader was called Dongfang Sheng. Only I am undefeated", only know that Dongfang Bubai, as time goes by, there is only one Dongfang Invincible in the world, and there is no such person as Dongfang Sheng.Now, when the word Sheng'er came out of Linghu Chong's mouth, why didn't Lu Liu be surprised?

She is not Honghua. Honghua has always opposed the relationship between the leader and Linghu Chong. She believes that the leader should not do things like that woman. On the throne, tens of thousands of people bowed down, so Hong Hua was always playing tricks between the leader and Linghu Chong.She thought the leader didn't know, but from the days when he followed the leader alone these days, she found that the leader knew exactly what the leader was doing to Honghua, but it seemed that the leader let Honghua go because he was also hesitating .Now, the leader is already like this with Linghu Chong, presumably she has made up her mind, she should persuade Honghua when she goes back, otherwise, Honghua will not be far from death, after all, she got along so well