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The oss Dongfang Bubai was trembling all over, and besides, Liu Zhengfeng and Qu Yang didn't die, and became a couple?Dongfang Bubai personally issued the Black Wood Order to protect them?The legendary holy aunt who is generous and straightforward is actually the little white flower under the most hated Grandma Qiong Yao in her life?The Three Corpse Brain Pill was not issued by Dongfang Bubai, but by the holy aunt?The world actually said that Linghu Chong didn't like his little junior sister, but liked a married woman surnamed Bai?Why didn't this make her vomit three liters of blood.This is not over yet, the plot has already changed, Miss Lan is considering whether to give up at this point, or-I always feel unwilling, how can I not go through a time with great difficulty.But, but, while hesitating, she saw a large number of poisonous insects—spiders, centipedes, scorpions, snakes, etc. surrounded her, and the poor blue girl completely stopped eating. I kept running away from the Five Poisons Sect, I quit my aunt, no matter if it was the leading role or the supporting role, the aunt would quit, whoever loves to do it.So, when she heard that Linghu Chong on Mount Hua was abolished by the Six Immortals of Peach Valley, she just shook her head and sighed the misery of the protagonist.

In fact, our lovely Miss Lan also has gold fingers, but Miss Lan thinks that she seems to have worn it in the wrong place. She should wear it in Gongdouwen or Zhaidouwen. , in this kind of text, her golden fingers will have a sharp effect.You ask us what the golden finger of Miss Lan is, that is: she can hear the voices of others.She simply wore it in the wrong place, didn't she!right!She must be wearing it in the wrong place.

Seeing the order of the false virgin, Xiaobaihua, Great Saint Aunt Ren, for a moment, Miss Lan just wanted to bend forward in frustration to show him, Saint Aunt Ren, don't you like Linghu Chong?How could you give such an unscientific order?Miss Lan swallowed hard. Others don't know who the married woman Linghu Chong likes is, but she does know that the holy aunt asked her to seduce that man, and she was telling her to jump into the fire pit!Don't bring such tricks!Although the Eastern Hierarch died in the end, before he died, solving a small shrimp like me was not a matter of talking, it was easier than crushing an ant to death.

Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous, Miss Lan gritted her teeth viciously: What she hates the most in her life is a little white flower like Ren Yingying. She never thought that this little white flower would still want to cheat her in the rebirth, there is no way.Even if she desperately wanted to give up her life, she would ruthlessly tear off a piece of Ren Yingying's flesh.It is also terrifying for the small townspeople to be ruthless.Maybe if you hug Linghu Chong's thigh, you will be able to hug the Dongfang Hierarch's thick thigh along the way. Then, I won't be able to trap you to death!

Miss Lan smiled sinisterly, and the birds outside the window screamed and ran away in fright.

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Luoyang

That night.

Yue Buqun couldn't sleep.He is very confused, 20 years of forbearance, 20 years of waiting, 20 years of planning, is it ruined like this?He came to Luoyang from Huashan thousands of miles like a bereaved dog, saying that he was discussing marriage, but no one in the rivers and lakes knew that they were driven out of Huashan and came to join the Jindaowang family.

At the beginning, when he thought about the discovery in the belly of Yashan, he was pleasantly surprised. He thought it was a gift from God.I just didn't expect that in an instant, the situation changed completely. They were kicked out of Mount Hua, and even on that rainy night, even some gangsters could insult them at will.

His thoughts seemed to return to that rainy night, which was almost the most embarrassing night for him.

That night, he also couldn't sleep, so he got up and sat down, and when he got up, he saw Linghu Chong, whom his wife had raised as a son, whose martial arts had been abolished.He knew that Madam wanted Linghu Chong to carry on the family line for him, but he didn't think so. He had just taken over as the head of the sect, and life in the mountain gate was difficult because it was looted by the demon sect. Poor, I thought that if I could find his parents in the future, maybe I could get a lot of money and get a good reputation, but I didn't expect that the raising would last for 20 years.

Later when Shan'er was born, he thought about training Linghu Chong as his successor, but he really didn't like Linghu Chong's character, and he didn't practice martial arts seriously, so he practiced martial arts in a mess. He was very dissatisfied with the people who resembled the Huashan Sword Sect.It's just that because his wife likes him, he just makes do with it and takes one step at a time.

Look at Linghu Chong, he is still meditating and practicing, Yue Buqun snorted coldly, what's the use of practicing now.It's just that he didn't expect those insults to come so soon.

There was a lot of rain outside the temple, but it couldn't stop Yue Buqun's exquisite internal energy. Yue Buqun said with certainty that in today's martial arts world, except for a few people, no one has a higher internal energy than him, so he heard clearly Hearing the sound of horseshoes, a total of fourteen horses came straight to the ruined temple where they were.Those who come are not good, otherwise, who will rush on the road in the heavy rain.

He woke up his wife, and after a while, he heard a broken gong shouting in front of the ruined temple, "Is Mr. Yue from the Huashan School here?" He also pestered them to ask for Lin Pingzhi's evil sword manual.Even in the fight, they lost to each other, and the wife and daughter were almost insulted.

If it wasn't for Linghu Chong, thinking of this, Yue Buqun clenched his fists fiercely. He didn't expect that the woman Linghu Chong, a little bastard, was a high-ranking demon sect, otherwise, how could he have the Black Wood Token on him?

Yue Buqun wants face the most. A few days ago in Huashan Zhengqi Hall, Linghu Chong's woman gave him shame in front of everyone. I didn't expect it to be the same this time. Asylum, Linghu Chong, you are fine!Yue Buqun clenched his fists tightly, and a trace of blood dripped down the ground between his fingers, "I will definitely get the evil sword technique, and I will definitely become number one in the world!" Yue Buqun murmured.

Some people, when they are humiliated, do not blame those who insulted them who cannot afford to offend, but vent their anger on others.Obviously, Yue Buqun was this kind of person, and Linghu Chong was obviously regarded as an object of venting.

We must think of a way to restore the decline. Perhaps it is a good way to divert the attention of people in the arena.As for the topic, his good apprentice Linghu Chong is a good choice.He has raised Linghu Chong for so long, now, it is time for Linghu Chong to repay him!

Linghu Chong, who was being talked about by Yue Buqun, suddenly shuddered, muttered something in a low voice, found a piece of clothing to put on his body, and continued to study his "Qi trainer" profession.

"Master, why did we also come to Luoyang?" Still in this way?Luliu Lala, dressed as a low-level girl, asked a little puzzled.At this time, they were staying at the Golden Knife Wang's house, living in as cousins ​​of the Wang family, and the same identity as Miss Lan.However, in the eyes of Mr. Wang, this is a relative of the envoy of the divine religion. Being able to live in the Wang family is an affirmation of the Wang family. Their Wang family will definitely do everything they can to satisfy Dongfang and his party.Therefore, when Dongfang came in, the grandeur and grandeur made Miss Lan feel sad—they are both Miss Biao, why is there such a big gap!

"It's nothing serious in the teaching right now. If we don't have a good time, it won't be interesting to go back. What's more, our Miss Ren has also come to Luoyang. Let's see what tricks she can play?" Dongfang smiled and said with one hand Holding a beaded flower and comparing it to his head, "How about this?" .Dongfang looked in the mirror, and it was indeed much more beautiful than that pearl flower, and the villain in his heart burst into tears. The person who only had a ponytail in his previous life couldn't afford to be hurt, and he didn't even know how to dress up.I remembered that when I went to Huashan Siguo Cliff alone some time ago, the second day after I got off Heimu Cliff, my hair became like a chicken coop because of sleeping. In the next few days, I didn't dare to move around when I slept, for fear that my hair would loosen.Dongfang sighed, "Green Liu, what should I do without you?"

Hearing Dongfang's exclamation, Luliu also remembered the savage look of the leader who went out alone, and came back with disheveled hair, and couldn't help pursing his lips, "Then the leader will take me with him everywhere in the future!" "That's it! Dongfang nodded affirmatively.The two were joking with each other, but they heard the girl outside the door come to report that Miss Biao was visiting!

Cousin?In this Wang family, apart from Dongfang, there is only Lan Fenghuang from the Five Poison Sect, Miss Biao. What is she here for? "Let her in!" Dongfang responded lightly.

Miss Lan walked in with a smile on her face, and brought out the essence of Zhai Dou -- friendly on the surface, but jealous to death in her heart -- and nodded with satisfaction, "Look, we are really suitable for Zhai Dou Wen! "I heard that another sister has come to the family, so I'll come over to see if my sister is still missing something?" When I saw Dongfang, I felt uncomfortable again. You have to die, and you have to throw away your goods. At first, I thought I was a big beauty, but compared with this one in front of me, it is cloud and mud, sky and earth..." Lan Linger just wanted to spit Spit out Ling Xiao's blood to show his depression. "Sister, you are so beautiful!"

"You're not bad either!" Dongfang replied lightly.As early as when she was in Heimuya, she guessed that the person in front of her was probably her fellow villager, but she had no intention of recognizing her relatives at all, nor did she want to be with the person in front of her.