Take a plug to laugh at
Chapter 31
Lin Pingzhi was pleasantly surprised when he heard this sentence, "Really, senior sister, do you really like me?" But he automatically ignored the word "temper" after Yue Lingshan, he hesitated for a long time, and finally came from He took out a fine milky white round jade pendant from his arms, held it in front of Yue Lingshan with both hands, "Senior Sister, I give it to you!"
Lingshan picked it up and took a look. This round jade pendant was delicate and round, and it was very bright under the sunlight shining through the leaves. It looked like a valuable item.Lingshan hurriedly returned the jade pendant to Lin Pingzhi, "This thing is too expensive, I can't take it." It was different from the cakes, candied haws, and small things that Xiao Linzi went down the mountain to buy for her before, it was too expensive.
Lin Pingzhi didn't accept it either, but said sincerely, "Senior sister, listen to me, this jade pendant is different from the ones I gave you before. This jade pendant was given to my father by my grandfather, and my father gave it to my mother. My mother gave it to me when I was very young, and said that when I have someone I like, I will give it to her." Lin Pingzhi held Yue Lingshan's arm tightly, "Senior sister, I want to give it to you. Are you OK?"
Hearing this, Lingshan's face was flushed with anxiety, she pulled out her arm, and beat him repeatedly, "Xiao Linzi, how can you say such a thing, I'm your senior sister..." Lin Pingzhi just stood there, motionless, allowing him to hit him.
But in the end, Yue Lingshan did not return the jade pendant to him.
The author has something to say:
hole in hole
In the middle of the night, Yue Lingshan couldn't fall asleep no matter what, she groped for the jade pendant from under her pillow, and faced the dim moonlight coming in from the window, she unconsciously smirked.
At this time, Linghu Chong, who had been thinking about the cliff, was lying on his back in front of the cave with his clothes on, looking at the stars and the moon, and wanted to take advantage of the silent night sky to sort out his messy thoughts, but the "messy" became more difficult to deal with. The more confused he became, the more he thought about it, the more irritable he became. With no other choice, Linghu Chong jumped up, picked up the sword in hand, and practiced the martial arts he had learned from the beginning.
Over and over again, but the more you practice, the more chaotic you become. Pointing eastward and picking westward, there is no way at all. If the master Yue Buqun sees it at this time, he will definitely be furious and let him start from the basic martial arts again.But the more Linghu Chong practiced, the more interested he became, and he kept playing like this.
In the shadow of the cave, there was an old man with white beard and hair standing in a blue gown, brushing his beard with one hand, watching Linghu Chong's sword dance, nodding his head constantly.
"Who?" Linghu Chong's sword tip turned suddenly, and the sword came out of his hand and shot towards the cave.But Linghu Chong saw a figure when he was practicing his sword. The Huashan School had long established the iron rules of the sect. Thinking over the cliff is a place for disciples who have made mistakes to meditate on their past. On weekdays, except for the disciples who were punished here, those who came to deliver meals Disciple, other people are not allowed to go up the cliff.At present Siguoya, Linghu Chong should be the only one who is right. At this time, there are many figures suddenly, so why doesn't Linghu Chong be suspicious: this person came to Huashan at this time, he must be an enemy rather than a friend, so this person took advantage of Master's absence Sneaking up Mount Hua, what are you going to do?
Linghu Chong made a move, exerting all his strength, vowing to keep this person here, but who would have thought that the figure disappeared after only a flash, making one wonder if he was delusional just now?The sword didn't hit the person, so it went straight forward, flew into the cave, and pierced into the stone wall inside the cave. With a sound of "clang", the sword body sank halfway into the stone wall.
Linghu Chong stepped forward, but couldn't find the figure just now, "Young friend's pure internal strength, I admire you!" Only this sentence was left, but it was hard to tell from which direction it came from. smell.
Linghu Chong still didn't give up, and searched everywhere. This man's martial arts are so high. At this time, master and wife have gone far outside the Great Wall. If he really has evil intentions towards our Huashan sect, and the brothers on Huashan are completely defenseless, what should we do? Is good?
Linghu Chong was very anxious, but he couldn't go down the cliff due to the gate rules, and he couldn't inform everyone. Just when he didn't know what to do, he heard a roar coming from the cave. Linghu Chong was startled, and hurried into the cave. The place where Linghu Chong's sword was inserted began to crack, and the cracks became bigger and bigger, and there were more and more cracks, occasionally fine stones fell down, and later, stones as big as a human head rolled down continuously.Linghu Chong had no choice but to exit the cave and watched the inside of the cave collapse piece by piece.
Linghu Chong stared blankly, and opened his mouth slightly. He couldn't believe it was the power of his own sword, "Impossible, this is impossible!" Linghu Chong muttered to himself, he knew his own martial arts, if he said it If he could split a stone the size of a human head in half with one sword, or split a tree as thick as a bowl with one palm, he was confident that he could do it. His martial arts are also ranked among the top among the younger generation, but he can split the mountain wall like this with a single sword, even his master, no, his ancestors can't do it.
In a trance, Linghu Chong seemed to hear the words of the man just now, "Young friend's pure internal strength, I admire you!" Shaking his head, Linghu Chong only thought that the man was mocking him. Disciple, the internal strength is actually not as good as someone who has only practiced martial arts for two years.It's been almost half a year since he came to Siguoya, he couldn't calm down at all, either Miss Bai or Junior Junior Sister was in his mind, and he had never practiced martial arts well at all.Master said that martial arts training is like sailing against the current. If you don't practice for a day, your internal strength will regress. Even two days ago, when he finally calmed down and wanted to meditate and practice, he found that his internal strength was only two tenths of his original strength. Three, this kind of skill is estimated to be incomparable even to junior sisters, so how could it cause such an effect.
In fact, Linghu Chong didn't know it at all, it was the "Tianyang Pill" he swallowed by mistake that started to work.The original function of the heaven and earth double pill is to purify the internal force, making the internal force attribute pure to the extreme, so as to achieve the purpose of communicating with the world.You know, the purer the internal force, the greater his power.According to the digital system of the East, if a boulder is smashed, the white one needs [-] points of internal force, the red one only needs [-] points, and the orange one only needs a little bit. If you go higher, the yellow one may not need it at all. Mountains and rocks are opened with every gesture.It's just that Linghu Chong's internal strength is not much, and this purification makes it even less.No wonder Linghu Chong was frustrated that his current internal strength was not as good as those of those who had only practiced martial arts for two years.
It wasn't until the stone wall was completely cracked that Linghu Chong found the answer for himself. This stone wall turned out to be hollow, and there was actually a big cave inside: it turned out that it wasn't that he suddenly became stronger, but that the stone wall was already weathering. One sword just accelerated the speed of its collapse.
After finding a reason for himself, Linghu Chong stopped worrying about this problem, but immediately, he became curious about this hole in the hole.
Action is worse than heartbeat, Linghu Chong immediately found a torch and got into the hole.There is only one narrow passage in this hole, and at the entrance of this passage lies a skeleton.This situation was really unexpected. He collected himself and thought: Could this be the tomb of the predecessors?But why are you lying prone here?What about the coffin?After looking at the skeleton carefully, he saw that the clothes on his body had long been decayed and turned into dust, and the two big axes beside him were shining brightly under the light of the torch. He chopped off the stone wall beside him, and with a buzzing sound, a large stone fell down.
His sword was pressed down by the rocks that sealed the entrance of the cave, and he had no weapon in his hand. Although he had never practiced axe skills, the axe was still so sharp after such a long time. The magic weapon, now just borrowed from him.
He held up the torch and walked all the way down, the hole was full of traces of ax cuts, and he was horrified: Could it be that this passage was cut out by this man with a sharp axe!Presumably he was imprisoned in the middle of the mountain, so he looked at the mountain with a sharp axe, intending to break through the mountain, but it was a pity that he failed in the end, and died within a few inches of the hole.Seeing that the passage is so long, one can't help feeling admiration for this man. This man's martial arts are so high, and his perseverance is so firm, which can be said to be rare in the world.
After walking a few steps forward, I saw two more skeletons on the ground, one was sitting against the wall and the other was curled up into a ball. It seemed that there was more than one person imprisoned in the mountainside!Linghu Chong sighed, and then thought: This is the important place of my Huashan faction, it is not easy for outsiders to come in, are these people the seniors of my Huashan faction who violated the sect rules, and are imprisoned here?
Thinking of this, I can't help feeling rejoicing: fortunately, this mountainside has been sealed long ago, otherwise, this time, Master punished me to come to think about past cliffs, not on the top of this cliff, but in prison. This is in the belly of the mountain.On the top of the cliff, there is a clear breeze and bright moon, insects and birds chirping, in this mountainside, if you don't see the sun all day, and you have to face the corrupted seniors in this cave every day, within a few days, you must go crazy.Thinking of this, Linghu Chong couldn't help shivering.
After walking a few more steps, turning to the left along the passage, a huge stone cave appeared in front of me.There are seven more skeletons in the cave, either sitting or lying down, with weapons beside them.Iron plates, judge pens, iron rods, etc., and a strange-shaped weapon that looks like a knife but is not a knife, and a sword is not a sword that I have never seen before. There are so many weapons, all of which are foreign weapons, and none of them are swords. .It seems that none of the ten people who died were seniors of my Huashan Sect!
Linghu Chong walked a few more steps inside, besides the weapons beside the seven seniors, there were dozens of weapons abandoned in the cave, he looked at them one by one, some were light and soft, they were weapons of Hengshan School, some were The curved blade of the sword is one of the three kinds of weapons commonly used by the Hengshan School. Some swords do not have a sharp edge, and the sword tip is extremely sharp, which is commonly used by the Songshan School, and some are the regular swords of our sect.
Lingshan picked it up and took a look. This round jade pendant was delicate and round, and it was very bright under the sunlight shining through the leaves. It looked like a valuable item.Lingshan hurriedly returned the jade pendant to Lin Pingzhi, "This thing is too expensive, I can't take it." It was different from the cakes, candied haws, and small things that Xiao Linzi went down the mountain to buy for her before, it was too expensive.
Lin Pingzhi didn't accept it either, but said sincerely, "Senior sister, listen to me, this jade pendant is different from the ones I gave you before. This jade pendant was given to my father by my grandfather, and my father gave it to my mother. My mother gave it to me when I was very young, and said that when I have someone I like, I will give it to her." Lin Pingzhi held Yue Lingshan's arm tightly, "Senior sister, I want to give it to you. Are you OK?"
Hearing this, Lingshan's face was flushed with anxiety, she pulled out her arm, and beat him repeatedly, "Xiao Linzi, how can you say such a thing, I'm your senior sister..." Lin Pingzhi just stood there, motionless, allowing him to hit him.
But in the end, Yue Lingshan did not return the jade pendant to him.
The author has something to say:
hole in hole
In the middle of the night, Yue Lingshan couldn't fall asleep no matter what, she groped for the jade pendant from under her pillow, and faced the dim moonlight coming in from the window, she unconsciously smirked.
At this time, Linghu Chong, who had been thinking about the cliff, was lying on his back in front of the cave with his clothes on, looking at the stars and the moon, and wanted to take advantage of the silent night sky to sort out his messy thoughts, but the "messy" became more difficult to deal with. The more confused he became, the more he thought about it, the more irritable he became. With no other choice, Linghu Chong jumped up, picked up the sword in hand, and practiced the martial arts he had learned from the beginning.
Over and over again, but the more you practice, the more chaotic you become. Pointing eastward and picking westward, there is no way at all. If the master Yue Buqun sees it at this time, he will definitely be furious and let him start from the basic martial arts again.But the more Linghu Chong practiced, the more interested he became, and he kept playing like this.
In the shadow of the cave, there was an old man with white beard and hair standing in a blue gown, brushing his beard with one hand, watching Linghu Chong's sword dance, nodding his head constantly.
"Who?" Linghu Chong's sword tip turned suddenly, and the sword came out of his hand and shot towards the cave.But Linghu Chong saw a figure when he was practicing his sword. The Huashan School had long established the iron rules of the sect. Thinking over the cliff is a place for disciples who have made mistakes to meditate on their past. On weekdays, except for the disciples who were punished here, those who came to deliver meals Disciple, other people are not allowed to go up the cliff.At present Siguoya, Linghu Chong should be the only one who is right. At this time, there are many figures suddenly, so why doesn't Linghu Chong be suspicious: this person came to Huashan at this time, he must be an enemy rather than a friend, so this person took advantage of Master's absence Sneaking up Mount Hua, what are you going to do?
Linghu Chong made a move, exerting all his strength, vowing to keep this person here, but who would have thought that the figure disappeared after only a flash, making one wonder if he was delusional just now?The sword didn't hit the person, so it went straight forward, flew into the cave, and pierced into the stone wall inside the cave. With a sound of "clang", the sword body sank halfway into the stone wall.
Linghu Chong stepped forward, but couldn't find the figure just now, "Young friend's pure internal strength, I admire you!" Only this sentence was left, but it was hard to tell from which direction it came from. smell.
Linghu Chong still didn't give up, and searched everywhere. This man's martial arts are so high. At this time, master and wife have gone far outside the Great Wall. If he really has evil intentions towards our Huashan sect, and the brothers on Huashan are completely defenseless, what should we do? Is good?
Linghu Chong was very anxious, but he couldn't go down the cliff due to the gate rules, and he couldn't inform everyone. Just when he didn't know what to do, he heard a roar coming from the cave. Linghu Chong was startled, and hurried into the cave. The place where Linghu Chong's sword was inserted began to crack, and the cracks became bigger and bigger, and there were more and more cracks, occasionally fine stones fell down, and later, stones as big as a human head rolled down continuously.Linghu Chong had no choice but to exit the cave and watched the inside of the cave collapse piece by piece.
Linghu Chong stared blankly, and opened his mouth slightly. He couldn't believe it was the power of his own sword, "Impossible, this is impossible!" Linghu Chong muttered to himself, he knew his own martial arts, if he said it If he could split a stone the size of a human head in half with one sword, or split a tree as thick as a bowl with one palm, he was confident that he could do it. His martial arts are also ranked among the top among the younger generation, but he can split the mountain wall like this with a single sword, even his master, no, his ancestors can't do it.
In a trance, Linghu Chong seemed to hear the words of the man just now, "Young friend's pure internal strength, I admire you!" Shaking his head, Linghu Chong only thought that the man was mocking him. Disciple, the internal strength is actually not as good as someone who has only practiced martial arts for two years.It's been almost half a year since he came to Siguoya, he couldn't calm down at all, either Miss Bai or Junior Junior Sister was in his mind, and he had never practiced martial arts well at all.Master said that martial arts training is like sailing against the current. If you don't practice for a day, your internal strength will regress. Even two days ago, when he finally calmed down and wanted to meditate and practice, he found that his internal strength was only two tenths of his original strength. Three, this kind of skill is estimated to be incomparable even to junior sisters, so how could it cause such an effect.
In fact, Linghu Chong didn't know it at all, it was the "Tianyang Pill" he swallowed by mistake that started to work.The original function of the heaven and earth double pill is to purify the internal force, making the internal force attribute pure to the extreme, so as to achieve the purpose of communicating with the world.You know, the purer the internal force, the greater his power.According to the digital system of the East, if a boulder is smashed, the white one needs [-] points of internal force, the red one only needs [-] points, and the orange one only needs a little bit. If you go higher, the yellow one may not need it at all. Mountains and rocks are opened with every gesture.It's just that Linghu Chong's internal strength is not much, and this purification makes it even less.No wonder Linghu Chong was frustrated that his current internal strength was not as good as those of those who had only practiced martial arts for two years.
It wasn't until the stone wall was completely cracked that Linghu Chong found the answer for himself. This stone wall turned out to be hollow, and there was actually a big cave inside: it turned out that it wasn't that he suddenly became stronger, but that the stone wall was already weathering. One sword just accelerated the speed of its collapse.
After finding a reason for himself, Linghu Chong stopped worrying about this problem, but immediately, he became curious about this hole in the hole.
Action is worse than heartbeat, Linghu Chong immediately found a torch and got into the hole.There is only one narrow passage in this hole, and at the entrance of this passage lies a skeleton.This situation was really unexpected. He collected himself and thought: Could this be the tomb of the predecessors?But why are you lying prone here?What about the coffin?After looking at the skeleton carefully, he saw that the clothes on his body had long been decayed and turned into dust, and the two big axes beside him were shining brightly under the light of the torch. He chopped off the stone wall beside him, and with a buzzing sound, a large stone fell down.
His sword was pressed down by the rocks that sealed the entrance of the cave, and he had no weapon in his hand. Although he had never practiced axe skills, the axe was still so sharp after such a long time. The magic weapon, now just borrowed from him.
He held up the torch and walked all the way down, the hole was full of traces of ax cuts, and he was horrified: Could it be that this passage was cut out by this man with a sharp axe!Presumably he was imprisoned in the middle of the mountain, so he looked at the mountain with a sharp axe, intending to break through the mountain, but it was a pity that he failed in the end, and died within a few inches of the hole.Seeing that the passage is so long, one can't help feeling admiration for this man. This man's martial arts are so high, and his perseverance is so firm, which can be said to be rare in the world.
After walking a few steps forward, I saw two more skeletons on the ground, one was sitting against the wall and the other was curled up into a ball. It seemed that there was more than one person imprisoned in the mountainside!Linghu Chong sighed, and then thought: This is the important place of my Huashan faction, it is not easy for outsiders to come in, are these people the seniors of my Huashan faction who violated the sect rules, and are imprisoned here?
Thinking of this, I can't help feeling rejoicing: fortunately, this mountainside has been sealed long ago, otherwise, this time, Master punished me to come to think about past cliffs, not on the top of this cliff, but in prison. This is in the belly of the mountain.On the top of the cliff, there is a clear breeze and bright moon, insects and birds chirping, in this mountainside, if you don't see the sun all day, and you have to face the corrupted seniors in this cave every day, within a few days, you must go crazy.Thinking of this, Linghu Chong couldn't help shivering.
After walking a few more steps, turning to the left along the passage, a huge stone cave appeared in front of me.There are seven more skeletons in the cave, either sitting or lying down, with weapons beside them.Iron plates, judge pens, iron rods, etc., and a strange-shaped weapon that looks like a knife but is not a knife, and a sword is not a sword that I have never seen before. There are so many weapons, all of which are foreign weapons, and none of them are swords. .It seems that none of the ten people who died were seniors of my Huashan Sect!
Linghu Chong walked a few more steps inside, besides the weapons beside the seven seniors, there were dozens of weapons abandoned in the cave, he looked at them one by one, some were light and soft, they were weapons of Hengshan School, some were The curved blade of the sword is one of the three kinds of weapons commonly used by the Hengshan School. Some swords do not have a sharp edge, and the sword tip is extremely sharp, which is commonly used by the Songshan School, and some are the regular swords of our sect.
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