Take a plug to laugh at
Chapter 24
The sword killed Mu Gaofeng, who knows, who knows, his group of pig disciples shouted loudly like dead parents, drew their swords noisily to block him, and cursed loudly .It was obvious that his disciples cared about him, so he should be moved, but why, his eyes went dark, he felt dizzy for a while, and finally when he heard the door of the Liu Mansion was opened, his disciples turned towards Liu Zhengfeng one after another, Yue Buqun. When someone asked for help after describing what happened just now, he didn't mention it in one breath, and his eyes went dark and he lay on the ground completely.
When Lin Pingzhi woke up again, it was already after a stick of incense. He found that he seemed to be lying in a guest room, surrounded by prominent figures from various sects. He clearly remembered that in his previous life, when the Five Sacred Sword Sect merged , he has seen him in Songshan, Mrs. Dingyi, Taoist priest of Tianmen—and, Yue Buqun, he will never forget this dignified face in his life.Although he was blind in the end, he will never forget until his death that his enemies, besides Yu Cang Haimu Gaofeng, and Yue Buqun, who became the head of the Five Sacred Sect in the end, heard Said that he led various sects to kill on Heimuya, but in the end, he didn't know, he was imprisoned by Linghu Chong in a stone room, except for a deaf-mute who delivered food, he could only see a small piece of sky above his head.All of this is thanks to Linghu Chong!
Mom and Dad are dead, he has nothing to miss anymore, no, there is one more, that senior sister who asked Linghu Chong to take care of him after being killed by him! Thinking of Yue Lingshan, Lin Pingzhi couldn't help pressing his heart.Since God let him live again this time, then in this life, he will make Yu Canghaimu Gaofeng pay with blood, Yue Buqun will be ruined, and Linghu Chong will also have a taste of being imprisoned for the rest of his life. As for Yue Lingshan, senior sister, only I'm sorry, last time you could die for me, how about you let me take advantage of you this time?Lin Pingzhi's eyes became more and more bottomless. Now, how about starting from Grandpa Mu?
The author has something to say: see if you see it, if you see it, Xiao Linzi is reborn
Washing hands
After making up his mind, Lin Pingzhi struggled to get up, knelt on the floor with a "gentle, courteous and conciliatory" face, and said sadly, "Lin Pingzhi, thank you heroes for saving your life!" He kowtowed heavily, "I beg everyone Heroes, I beg you to save mom and dad, save mom and dad!" Putting his head on the floor, he came back too late, even though he remembered the content of the evil sword manual, but in this short time In the time, I can't practice anything.Mom and Dad, why, you can't wait for Pingzhi to go?
Regardless of whether it was true or false, everyone present showed "pitiful" and "sympathetic" expressions. Since Liu Zhengfeng will no longer be considered a member of the martial arts world after tomorrow, even though he is the owner of this place, he did not open his mouth and only decided to leave his mouth. Master, after all, she is a girl, and her heart is soft. Even if she is the head of a school, she is usually as competitive as those men, but at this time, she is the first to speak, "Lin Shaoxia, don't torture yourself anymore. You must be very clear in your heart that Mr. and Mrs. Lin’s bodyguard have passed away.” Seeing that Lin Pingzhi was not kowtowing, he knelt there in a daze, and could not help but comfort him, “The dead are gone, Lin Shaoxia is still young, and there is still a long way to go. That's it - even the spirit of your father's lingtang in heaven, I hope you can live a good life." After hearing this, everyone comforted him one after another, hoping that Lin Pingzhi would cheer up.
After a long time, Lin Pingzhi raised his head from the shock of his parents' death. Hearing everyone's comfort, tears welled up in his eyes, and he was moved, "Thank you, thank you seniors for your concern, I will definitely, I will... ..." Must be something, but he was so excited that he couldn't say it out, everyone seemed to understand his current mood, and they all sighed again and again.In the end, Liu Zhengfeng, the owner of the Liu Mansion, said to him, "Lin Shaoxia, you are here to recuperate well. As for the corpses of your parents, they were buried in the ground the day before yesterday. Mountain." Yue Buqun also came forward at this time, and said with a smile, "A few months ago, my eldest disciple and my daughter Shan'er came back from visiting relatives in Fuzhou. Tell me about this." With a serious face, "The chivalrous people of my generation should fight against the strong and help the weak, and draw swords to help when the road is injustice. Since Chong'er and Shan'er have seen it, they can't ignore it." After a pause, there was something Said, "A few days ago, I asked Guanzhu Yu for the corpses of Lin Daxia and his wife, but I was deeply ashamed for not being able to save them in time!" Yue Buqun lowered his head, and his voice became low, "More Not to mention not being able to bury them in their hometown."
"Thank you, Senior Yue, Lin Pingzhi." Lin Pingzhi turned to Yue Buqun and Yue Lingshan behind him, "Thank you Miss Yue for saving my life. Pingzhi, Pingzhi wants to pay homage to his parents first—" Human filial piety, how about it," Yue Buqun turned to Yue Lingshan, "Shan'er, you take Lin Shaoxia there." "Thank you, Senior Yue!" You really couldn't wait to push your daughter out so quickly?Lin Pingzhi sneered in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, he just saluted Yue Lingshan respectfully, "Miss Yue Yue is here!"
Everyone didn't seem to sleep well that night. After Lin Pingzhi paid respects to his parents with Miss Yue, he returned to the Liu Mansion and spent the whole night thinking about how to hook up with Miss Yue. His evil swordsmanship has once again achieved great success, pinching them to death is as easy as pinching an ant, what he hates is Yue Buqun and Linghu Chong, he wants to make their life worse than death, the key person is this girl Yue, Lin Pingzhi Thousands of plans were conceived in his mind, and he waited for them to be put into practice; how did the martial arts heroes search for Linghu Chong who fell to his death on the cliff of Mount Heng, but unfortunately they only found a piece of blood-stained cloth after searching all night; Speaking of Linghu Chong, he originally wanted to practice the "Nine Suns Divine Art", but unfortunately he saw Miss Bai as soon as he closed his eyes, which made him very upset; as for Dongfang, she couldn't figure out how to treat Linghu Chong in the future, so she turned a blind eye. It's better to establish a good relationship so that we can talk in the future, oops, it's so annoying, I can't sleep because of the entanglement!
The sun rose after tangling and tangling, and the martial arts heroes who hadn't had much rest all night had to cheer up to participate in the hand-washing meeting.Everyone yawned, praying in their hearts that the conference would end soon so that they could go back to sleep.Therefore, when they heard the etiquette officer sing, "The Golden Basin Handwashing Conference is starting now, please Jinbai", they were immediately refreshed and excited!
On the straight red carpet leading to the gate of Liu Mansion, a young and handsome Hengshan disciple was wearing a brand-new Hengshan disciple's costume, holding a washbasin made of gold, step by step, like a pilgrimage Ban walked towards one end of the red carpet until it reached the end, and gently placed the gold basin on a rosewood table in the middle of the lobby.
"Wash your hands", the etiquette officer's voice trembled with excitement, once the hand washing is over, he can earn a big red envelope, which is more than what he did in a year before - the head wife of Liu's mansion is so generous!
Watching Liu Zhengfeng walk slowly to the center of the lobby, he first delivered a "retirement speech", the main meaning of which was: We will be members of the government in the future, and we will not be the same as you unorganized, unrecorded, and unlicensed three-no personnel People, from now on, the bridge will return to the bridge, and the road will return. You take your single-plank bridge, and I take my Yangguan road. You will not know when you meet in the future. From now on, what is a passerby.Sincerely, the speaker, Liu Zhengfeng.
After an exciting speech, Liu Zhengfeng finally slowly and solemnly stretched out his hand towards the washbasin, no, the golden basin, and everyone was immediately moved. Mr. Liu Sama, you are so, so kind——in this excitement At the moment when people's hearts were in the air, a majestic and upright "wait for it" came, Liu Zhengfeng's hand stopped, and the hatred of everyone in the hall was pulled away.
Liu Zhengfeng turned his head and saw four men in yellow shirts walking into the gate. As soon as the four of them entered the gate, they stood on both sides, and another very tall man in yellow shirt walked in from the middle of the four. This person held high a five-color pennant, which was studded with pearls and gemstones. It was the command flag of the leader of the Five Sacred Sword Sect.It was obviously not kind, but Liu Zhengfeng still pretended to be silly and said with a smirk, "It turned out to be Senior Brother Fei from the Songshan Sect. I said why the leader of the Left Alliance hasn't come yet, so he sent Senior Brother Fei here. Senior Brother Fei, please sit down and wait for Liu to be washed After that, come and have a good drink with Senior Brother Fei." Liu Zhengfeng sipped at Senior Brother Fei, calling him very affectionate.
Seeing that Senior Brother Fei raised the command flag a little higher, he said triumphantly, "Senior Brother Liu, by the order of the leader of the Left Alliance of Wuyue Sword Sect: Senior Brother Liu, the important matter of washing hands in the golden basin, please postpone it for now." Liu Zhengfeng suppressed his smile, "I don't know what is the purpose of the Left Leader's order?" Brother Fei said... )......Liu Zhengfeng looked at "Old Master Liu" and "Mrs. Liu" whose necks were held with swords by the Songshan faction, as well as his son Ding Yuan and his prospective daughter-in-law Feiyan, and said with a sad face, " Everything Liu said is true, and if the leader of the Left Alliance doesn't believe it, Liu has nothing to say, but today, it is imperative to wash his hands in a golden basin!" Liu Zhengfeng turned around and put his hand into the basin with a decisive gesture.
Seeing that Liu Zhengfeng could not be stopped, Fei Bin could only press down the sword in his hand even harder, "Liu Zhengfeng, are you disregarding your parents' lives?" Before Liu Zhengfeng could answer, Liu Dingyuan beside him said loudly, "Father, leave us alone. , they will only threaten you with these, we are not afraid!"
When Lin Pingzhi woke up again, it was already after a stick of incense. He found that he seemed to be lying in a guest room, surrounded by prominent figures from various sects. He clearly remembered that in his previous life, when the Five Sacred Sword Sect merged , he has seen him in Songshan, Mrs. Dingyi, Taoist priest of Tianmen—and, Yue Buqun, he will never forget this dignified face in his life.Although he was blind in the end, he will never forget until his death that his enemies, besides Yu Cang Haimu Gaofeng, and Yue Buqun, who became the head of the Five Sacred Sect in the end, heard Said that he led various sects to kill on Heimuya, but in the end, he didn't know, he was imprisoned by Linghu Chong in a stone room, except for a deaf-mute who delivered food, he could only see a small piece of sky above his head.All of this is thanks to Linghu Chong!
Mom and Dad are dead, he has nothing to miss anymore, no, there is one more, that senior sister who asked Linghu Chong to take care of him after being killed by him! Thinking of Yue Lingshan, Lin Pingzhi couldn't help pressing his heart.Since God let him live again this time, then in this life, he will make Yu Canghaimu Gaofeng pay with blood, Yue Buqun will be ruined, and Linghu Chong will also have a taste of being imprisoned for the rest of his life. As for Yue Lingshan, senior sister, only I'm sorry, last time you could die for me, how about you let me take advantage of you this time?Lin Pingzhi's eyes became more and more bottomless. Now, how about starting from Grandpa Mu?
The author has something to say: see if you see it, if you see it, Xiao Linzi is reborn
Washing hands
After making up his mind, Lin Pingzhi struggled to get up, knelt on the floor with a "gentle, courteous and conciliatory" face, and said sadly, "Lin Pingzhi, thank you heroes for saving your life!" He kowtowed heavily, "I beg everyone Heroes, I beg you to save mom and dad, save mom and dad!" Putting his head on the floor, he came back too late, even though he remembered the content of the evil sword manual, but in this short time In the time, I can't practice anything.Mom and Dad, why, you can't wait for Pingzhi to go?
Regardless of whether it was true or false, everyone present showed "pitiful" and "sympathetic" expressions. Since Liu Zhengfeng will no longer be considered a member of the martial arts world after tomorrow, even though he is the owner of this place, he did not open his mouth and only decided to leave his mouth. Master, after all, she is a girl, and her heart is soft. Even if she is the head of a school, she is usually as competitive as those men, but at this time, she is the first to speak, "Lin Shaoxia, don't torture yourself anymore. You must be very clear in your heart that Mr. and Mrs. Lin’s bodyguard have passed away.” Seeing that Lin Pingzhi was not kowtowing, he knelt there in a daze, and could not help but comfort him, “The dead are gone, Lin Shaoxia is still young, and there is still a long way to go. That's it - even the spirit of your father's lingtang in heaven, I hope you can live a good life." After hearing this, everyone comforted him one after another, hoping that Lin Pingzhi would cheer up.
After a long time, Lin Pingzhi raised his head from the shock of his parents' death. Hearing everyone's comfort, tears welled up in his eyes, and he was moved, "Thank you, thank you seniors for your concern, I will definitely, I will... ..." Must be something, but he was so excited that he couldn't say it out, everyone seemed to understand his current mood, and they all sighed again and again.In the end, Liu Zhengfeng, the owner of the Liu Mansion, said to him, "Lin Shaoxia, you are here to recuperate well. As for the corpses of your parents, they were buried in the ground the day before yesterday. Mountain." Yue Buqun also came forward at this time, and said with a smile, "A few months ago, my eldest disciple and my daughter Shan'er came back from visiting relatives in Fuzhou. Tell me about this." With a serious face, "The chivalrous people of my generation should fight against the strong and help the weak, and draw swords to help when the road is injustice. Since Chong'er and Shan'er have seen it, they can't ignore it." After a pause, there was something Said, "A few days ago, I asked Guanzhu Yu for the corpses of Lin Daxia and his wife, but I was deeply ashamed for not being able to save them in time!" Yue Buqun lowered his head, and his voice became low, "More Not to mention not being able to bury them in their hometown."
"Thank you, Senior Yue, Lin Pingzhi." Lin Pingzhi turned to Yue Buqun and Yue Lingshan behind him, "Thank you Miss Yue for saving my life. Pingzhi, Pingzhi wants to pay homage to his parents first—" Human filial piety, how about it," Yue Buqun turned to Yue Lingshan, "Shan'er, you take Lin Shaoxia there." "Thank you, Senior Yue!" You really couldn't wait to push your daughter out so quickly?Lin Pingzhi sneered in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, he just saluted Yue Lingshan respectfully, "Miss Yue Yue is here!"
Everyone didn't seem to sleep well that night. After Lin Pingzhi paid respects to his parents with Miss Yue, he returned to the Liu Mansion and spent the whole night thinking about how to hook up with Miss Yue. His evil swordsmanship has once again achieved great success, pinching them to death is as easy as pinching an ant, what he hates is Yue Buqun and Linghu Chong, he wants to make their life worse than death, the key person is this girl Yue, Lin Pingzhi Thousands of plans were conceived in his mind, and he waited for them to be put into practice; how did the martial arts heroes search for Linghu Chong who fell to his death on the cliff of Mount Heng, but unfortunately they only found a piece of blood-stained cloth after searching all night; Speaking of Linghu Chong, he originally wanted to practice the "Nine Suns Divine Art", but unfortunately he saw Miss Bai as soon as he closed his eyes, which made him very upset; as for Dongfang, she couldn't figure out how to treat Linghu Chong in the future, so she turned a blind eye. It's better to establish a good relationship so that we can talk in the future, oops, it's so annoying, I can't sleep because of the entanglement!
The sun rose after tangling and tangling, and the martial arts heroes who hadn't had much rest all night had to cheer up to participate in the hand-washing meeting.Everyone yawned, praying in their hearts that the conference would end soon so that they could go back to sleep.Therefore, when they heard the etiquette officer sing, "The Golden Basin Handwashing Conference is starting now, please Jinbai", they were immediately refreshed and excited!
On the straight red carpet leading to the gate of Liu Mansion, a young and handsome Hengshan disciple was wearing a brand-new Hengshan disciple's costume, holding a washbasin made of gold, step by step, like a pilgrimage Ban walked towards one end of the red carpet until it reached the end, and gently placed the gold basin on a rosewood table in the middle of the lobby.
"Wash your hands", the etiquette officer's voice trembled with excitement, once the hand washing is over, he can earn a big red envelope, which is more than what he did in a year before - the head wife of Liu's mansion is so generous!
Watching Liu Zhengfeng walk slowly to the center of the lobby, he first delivered a "retirement speech", the main meaning of which was: We will be members of the government in the future, and we will not be the same as you unorganized, unrecorded, and unlicensed three-no personnel People, from now on, the bridge will return to the bridge, and the road will return. You take your single-plank bridge, and I take my Yangguan road. You will not know when you meet in the future. From now on, what is a passerby.Sincerely, the speaker, Liu Zhengfeng.
After an exciting speech, Liu Zhengfeng finally slowly and solemnly stretched out his hand towards the washbasin, no, the golden basin, and everyone was immediately moved. Mr. Liu Sama, you are so, so kind——in this excitement At the moment when people's hearts were in the air, a majestic and upright "wait for it" came, Liu Zhengfeng's hand stopped, and the hatred of everyone in the hall was pulled away.
Liu Zhengfeng turned his head and saw four men in yellow shirts walking into the gate. As soon as the four of them entered the gate, they stood on both sides, and another very tall man in yellow shirt walked in from the middle of the four. This person held high a five-color pennant, which was studded with pearls and gemstones. It was the command flag of the leader of the Five Sacred Sword Sect.It was obviously not kind, but Liu Zhengfeng still pretended to be silly and said with a smirk, "It turned out to be Senior Brother Fei from the Songshan Sect. I said why the leader of the Left Alliance hasn't come yet, so he sent Senior Brother Fei here. Senior Brother Fei, please sit down and wait for Liu to be washed After that, come and have a good drink with Senior Brother Fei." Liu Zhengfeng sipped at Senior Brother Fei, calling him very affectionate.
Seeing that Senior Brother Fei raised the command flag a little higher, he said triumphantly, "Senior Brother Liu, by the order of the leader of the Left Alliance of Wuyue Sword Sect: Senior Brother Liu, the important matter of washing hands in the golden basin, please postpone it for now." Liu Zhengfeng suppressed his smile, "I don't know what is the purpose of the Left Leader's order?" Brother Fei said... )......Liu Zhengfeng looked at "Old Master Liu" and "Mrs. Liu" whose necks were held with swords by the Songshan faction, as well as his son Ding Yuan and his prospective daughter-in-law Feiyan, and said with a sad face, " Everything Liu said is true, and if the leader of the Left Alliance doesn't believe it, Liu has nothing to say, but today, it is imperative to wash his hands in a golden basin!" Liu Zhengfeng turned around and put his hand into the basin with a decisive gesture.
Seeing that Liu Zhengfeng could not be stopped, Fei Bin could only press down the sword in his hand even harder, "Liu Zhengfeng, are you disregarding your parents' lives?" Before Liu Zhengfeng could answer, Liu Dingyuan beside him said loudly, "Father, leave us alone. , they will only threaten you with these, we are not afraid!"
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