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Chapter 17
"That woman is a nun, she looks supple and tender, and she is a bad girl at first glance.
Gan Lonely, one doesn't look like a good person, the one is flamboyant, the other is full of flamboyance, but looks
It’s okay, I heard the little nun calling this young man “Big Brother” very affectionately, the voice is... oops”,
Auntie shuddered.
"You know what," the old man smoking a pipe next to him was reluctant, "It must be because of these two gangs
People are enemies, and the young man and the little nun are brothers and sisters, and feuds in rivers and lakes are all too common. "uncle
, It's too common for you to show interest. "I said it was an adulterer." The aunt became angry, and the volume of her voice rose directly.
"Brothers and sisters." The uncle was still so calm. "The adulterer □.", "Brothers and sisters", "The adulterer
"Women"...well, these two carried it directly!
Honghua sticks out her tongue, turns around and prepares to go back, if she can't see it, then she can't see it.On the way back, I saw
Shan Fen Tuo Tuo advocated that Dafu, like an old farmer, also mixed in the crowd to watch the excitement.Red flower gestured to him
After a while, he followed Hong Hua away without saying a word.
Back in the private room, Zhang Dafu respectfully bowed to Dongfang, "Sun Moon God taught Qing Mutang to go down the mountain and take the helm.
The rudder advocated that Dafu had met the leader. " "Okay, get up." "Dongfang waved his hand to let Zhang Dafu get up,"
Tell me what's going on outside. "
"Yes, leader." Zhang Dafu sorted out his thoughts and replied, "There are two men and one woman fighting, one is
"Walking alone for thousands of miles" Tian Boguang, with a sharp knife, he is the younger brother of Cheng Youfeng, the elder of my Qingmu Hall
He has been active in this area all the time, and the other is Linghu Chong who the leader asked us to pay attention to all the time. The little nun is
The Hengshan school is called Yilin.A few days ago, because, cough, Tian Boguang made another mistake, watching this little nun grow up
It was beautiful, so, cough cough cough, just happened to be seen by Linghu Chong, and the two started fighting, running and fighting all the way.
Straight to here. "
Dongfang didn't say anything after hearing this, making Zhang Dafu secretly anxious, and rather winking at Qu Yang, Qu Yang was taken by Dongfang
I was afraid of tossing, but I just pretended not to see it.Seeing this, Zhang Dafu secretly resented, this little bastard, who is not good for you to offend?
Linghu Chong, who has attracted the attention of the leader, now, I can't keep you, your old uncle.Dongfang does not speak, private room
There was also silence inside, only the fighting outside seemed to have stopped, and the two began to play tricks again.
The voice from the hall floated in, and it was very clear in the private room, what "when you see a nun, you will lose every bet",
"When I see a nun, I am unlucky. No, I have been getting stabbed non-stop for the past few days when I saw her." "Three Poisons in the World"
, the nun arsenic green thread snake, dare not touch him, and among the three poisons, the nun is the first", also called that
Little nun go away, don't delay him drinking with Brother Tian.Dongfang listened with great interest and said with a smile, "This Linghu Chong
It's also interesting. "The three of Honghua also agreed in agreement, only Zhang Dafu secretly complained in his heart, the more optimistic the leader is.
Linghu Chong, the more unfavorable he is to his heartless nephew.
When I first watched the TV series, Dongfang didn’t feel anything, only here, when I heard myself say it,
Especially when Linghu Chong used his unique hippie smile to say serious and rogue words, how could this
what coke.
After hearing the two talking for a while and drinking a few bowls of wine, Linghu Chong started to chase the little nun away again.
But Tian Boguang didn't want to, and thought of a crooked trick, letting Linghu Chong marry the little nun. In this way, because of his friend's wife,
If he can't be bullied, he won't play with the little nun's idea.Occasionally, Taoist Tiansong of the Taishan School went up to make soy sauce
, only saved his life under Linghu Chong's pleading, but he was ungrateful and even threatened him before leaving. "now
The current decent disciples are not as good as one generation after another. Qu Yang sighed, thinking about their generation, how could there be such dissatisfaction?
Competitive disciple.
After a while, the conversation between Linghu Chong and Tian Boguang seemed to have collapsed, and they were about to follow the rules of the world: whose
As big as your fist is, you can listen to anyone.It's just that Linghu Chong took a trick, Tian Boguang, who was provocative with words, agreed to sit and compete,
In the end, Tian Boguang, who was deceived, stood up, and there was a piece of tattered piece under his buttocks that lost his four legs, and even his face fell off.
half of the wood.I saw Linghu Chong laughing while coughing up blood, "Brother Tian, it seems that this time the little brother won!"
Then he teased him again, "Why don't you come over to see your little master Yilin." Tian Boguang was furious and was about to explode, but
Hearing a low, suppressed cough, others may not be able to hear it, but to Tian Boguang, it is simply like
Get hit hard.When I was young, when my master was about to catch me because I got into trouble, my uncle used this coughing sound to remind him, maybe
Cheng...So, he said with a straight face, "I let you this time, I have something to do, so I'm leaving first." Then,
He jumped out of the restaurant like his butt was on fire, and left with lightness kung fu.
In the private room, Dongfang glanced at Zhang Dafu with a smile that was not a smile, and he lowered his head guiltily.
The author has something to say:
Linghu Chong is dead
Linghu Chong is dead
In the private room, Dongfang glanced at Zhang Dafu with a smile that was not a smile, and he lowered his head guiltily.good nephew
, Uncle can help you with everything, and the rest is up to you.Dongfang didn't care either, he didn't want Tian Boguang
How about it, but, acting under her nose like this, "Go back and get ten whips yourself." "Thank you for teaching me."
host. "Zhang Dafu smiled happily, knowing that the leader let their uncle and nephew go.
Looking out of the window at Linghu Chong who was still teasing with Yilin, and kept persuading Linghu Chong who was still drinking, Dongfang fell into a deep depression.
Thinking: This Linghu Chong, with his temperament, quick wit, and heart, is the best choice, but his martial arts and experience are inferior.
But martial arts and experience can be made up for with hard work and time.In this world of Swordsman, even
Without his master Yue Buqun's design to frame him, without those wandering experiences, sooner or later, he would stand on the side of the gods.
At the top of the mountain, the swordsman is proud of the world.What he experienced was just a catalyst for him.
"Brother Linghu," a sharp cry awakened Dongfang who was trapped in his own thoughts, and Dongfang was startled.
, when did he think so highly of Linghu Chong?Doesn't she hate him very much?Not only cheating than her
It was so big that it even snatched the "Tianyang Pill" that she painstakingly refined.
Looking up, he saw a man in Qingcheng school costume slowly draw out the sword that pierced Linghu Chong's chest
, and the sword in the hand of little nun Yilin was also picked aside by another person in Qingcheng school costume, "you, you
They are shameless. "The person holding the sword is Luo Renjie from the "Four Talents of Qingcheng" of the Qingcheng School, but the other subordinate is
I don't know what it's called. "Zhang Dafu hurriedly made atonement by the side, just begging the leader to forget what happened just now.
. "This little nun can't even swear at others." Lu Liu looked "really stupid". "Yes, yes, without us
Our green willow girls are smart. "Safflower winked narrowly." Alright, let's go on. "Dongfang thinks they are noisy, let him
shut up.
I only heard Linghu Chong smiled in a low voice, and didn't complain of pain, he just whispered to Na Yilin, "Little Junior Sister, I
- I have a big secret.tell you.That Fuwei Escort's Evil Repelling Sword Manual is-is-" His voice
The sound became lower and lower, and finally disappeared.Luo Renjie immediately lowered his body to hear where the sword manual was.
.Suddenly, Linghu Chong grabbed the sword on the floor, raised his hand and stabbed it into Luo Renjie's belly.
Renjie only twitched a couple of times before he lost his breath.Another Qingcheng sect disciple who was with Luo Renjie obviously
She was frightened and tremblingly wanted to help Luo Renjie up, but couldn't.It was kindly given by the shopkeeper of the restaurant.
With a plank, he shook his legs and pulled Luo Renjie's body away.
Looking at Linghu Chong again, he has closed his eyes at this moment, and it seems that he is about to die. "Master, Linghu Chong seems to be
No, shall we—" Qu Yang seemed to have a good impression of Linghu Chong and wanted to save him. Looking at Yilin
With difficulty supporting Linghu Chong, he moved out step by step, "Follow." Dongfang got up first and followed.
Not to mention that his pig's foot halo won't let him die, even the "Tianyang Pill" that Linghu Chong subdued won't let him die.
He hung up and followed, just to see how he was rescued.
Yilin supported Linghu Chong and walked slowly towards Mount Heng. She wanted to take Brother Linghu to find his master
Master Dingyi, let the master save Brother Linghu, "Brother Linghu, Brother Linghu, hold on a little longer, immediately,
We'll be there soon. "Yilin kept talking, not knowing whether to comfort Linghu Chong or comfort herself.
already.
Xu Shi was hungry and tired, coupled with being overly frightened and panicked, Yilin only supported Linghu Chong halfway with one breath.
There is a path on the mountainside, with cliffs on the left and cliffs on the right, and only this path goes straight up.Yi Lin
Having no more strength, he dragged Linghu Chong and fell to the ground. "Brother Linghu, Brother Linghu." Yilin cried and hugged
Lifted Linghu Chong's head, tried to lift him up but couldn't find the strength anymore.Xu Shi knocked Linghu Chong awake for a while,
He could only hear him yelling in a low voice, calling to Yilin in a low voice, "Miss Bai-Bai, it's better- let me go!"
It seems that the brain is not clear.Yilin put her ears close together, but she didn't hear what Linghu Chong was saying, "
Brother Linghu, what are you talking about, are you thirsty? "Untied the water bottle around his waist, and was about to feed him water. But he
Didn't hear it, but Dongfang and Quyang heard it.Qu Yang immediately lowered his head, not daring to look at Dongfang's face.
Unexpectedly, I went down from the mountain in a short while
Gan Lonely, one doesn't look like a good person, the one is flamboyant, the other is full of flamboyance, but looks
It’s okay, I heard the little nun calling this young man “Big Brother” very affectionately, the voice is... oops”,
Auntie shuddered.
"You know what," the old man smoking a pipe next to him was reluctant, "It must be because of these two gangs
People are enemies, and the young man and the little nun are brothers and sisters, and feuds in rivers and lakes are all too common. "uncle
, It's too common for you to show interest. "I said it was an adulterer." The aunt became angry, and the volume of her voice rose directly.
"Brothers and sisters." The uncle was still so calm. "The adulterer □.", "Brothers and sisters", "The adulterer
"Women"...well, these two carried it directly!
Honghua sticks out her tongue, turns around and prepares to go back, if she can't see it, then she can't see it.On the way back, I saw
Shan Fen Tuo Tuo advocated that Dafu, like an old farmer, also mixed in the crowd to watch the excitement.Red flower gestured to him
After a while, he followed Hong Hua away without saying a word.
Back in the private room, Zhang Dafu respectfully bowed to Dongfang, "Sun Moon God taught Qing Mutang to go down the mountain and take the helm.
The rudder advocated that Dafu had met the leader. " "Okay, get up." "Dongfang waved his hand to let Zhang Dafu get up,"
Tell me what's going on outside. "
"Yes, leader." Zhang Dafu sorted out his thoughts and replied, "There are two men and one woman fighting, one is
"Walking alone for thousands of miles" Tian Boguang, with a sharp knife, he is the younger brother of Cheng Youfeng, the elder of my Qingmu Hall
He has been active in this area all the time, and the other is Linghu Chong who the leader asked us to pay attention to all the time. The little nun is
The Hengshan school is called Yilin.A few days ago, because, cough, Tian Boguang made another mistake, watching this little nun grow up
It was beautiful, so, cough cough cough, just happened to be seen by Linghu Chong, and the two started fighting, running and fighting all the way.
Straight to here. "
Dongfang didn't say anything after hearing this, making Zhang Dafu secretly anxious, and rather winking at Qu Yang, Qu Yang was taken by Dongfang
I was afraid of tossing, but I just pretended not to see it.Seeing this, Zhang Dafu secretly resented, this little bastard, who is not good for you to offend?
Linghu Chong, who has attracted the attention of the leader, now, I can't keep you, your old uncle.Dongfang does not speak, private room
There was also silence inside, only the fighting outside seemed to have stopped, and the two began to play tricks again.
The voice from the hall floated in, and it was very clear in the private room, what "when you see a nun, you will lose every bet",
"When I see a nun, I am unlucky. No, I have been getting stabbed non-stop for the past few days when I saw her." "Three Poisons in the World"
, the nun arsenic green thread snake, dare not touch him, and among the three poisons, the nun is the first", also called that
Little nun go away, don't delay him drinking with Brother Tian.Dongfang listened with great interest and said with a smile, "This Linghu Chong
It's also interesting. "The three of Honghua also agreed in agreement, only Zhang Dafu secretly complained in his heart, the more optimistic the leader is.
Linghu Chong, the more unfavorable he is to his heartless nephew.
When I first watched the TV series, Dongfang didn’t feel anything, only here, when I heard myself say it,
Especially when Linghu Chong used his unique hippie smile to say serious and rogue words, how could this
what coke.
After hearing the two talking for a while and drinking a few bowls of wine, Linghu Chong started to chase the little nun away again.
But Tian Boguang didn't want to, and thought of a crooked trick, letting Linghu Chong marry the little nun. In this way, because of his friend's wife,
If he can't be bullied, he won't play with the little nun's idea.Occasionally, Taoist Tiansong of the Taishan School went up to make soy sauce
, only saved his life under Linghu Chong's pleading, but he was ungrateful and even threatened him before leaving. "now
The current decent disciples are not as good as one generation after another. Qu Yang sighed, thinking about their generation, how could there be such dissatisfaction?
Competitive disciple.
After a while, the conversation between Linghu Chong and Tian Boguang seemed to have collapsed, and they were about to follow the rules of the world: whose
As big as your fist is, you can listen to anyone.It's just that Linghu Chong took a trick, Tian Boguang, who was provocative with words, agreed to sit and compete,
In the end, Tian Boguang, who was deceived, stood up, and there was a piece of tattered piece under his buttocks that lost his four legs, and even his face fell off.
half of the wood.I saw Linghu Chong laughing while coughing up blood, "Brother Tian, it seems that this time the little brother won!"
Then he teased him again, "Why don't you come over to see your little master Yilin." Tian Boguang was furious and was about to explode, but
Hearing a low, suppressed cough, others may not be able to hear it, but to Tian Boguang, it is simply like
Get hit hard.When I was young, when my master was about to catch me because I got into trouble, my uncle used this coughing sound to remind him, maybe
Cheng...So, he said with a straight face, "I let you this time, I have something to do, so I'm leaving first." Then,
He jumped out of the restaurant like his butt was on fire, and left with lightness kung fu.
In the private room, Dongfang glanced at Zhang Dafu with a smile that was not a smile, and he lowered his head guiltily.
The author has something to say:
Linghu Chong is dead
Linghu Chong is dead
In the private room, Dongfang glanced at Zhang Dafu with a smile that was not a smile, and he lowered his head guiltily.good nephew
, Uncle can help you with everything, and the rest is up to you.Dongfang didn't care either, he didn't want Tian Boguang
How about it, but, acting under her nose like this, "Go back and get ten whips yourself." "Thank you for teaching me."
host. "Zhang Dafu smiled happily, knowing that the leader let their uncle and nephew go.
Looking out of the window at Linghu Chong who was still teasing with Yilin, and kept persuading Linghu Chong who was still drinking, Dongfang fell into a deep depression.
Thinking: This Linghu Chong, with his temperament, quick wit, and heart, is the best choice, but his martial arts and experience are inferior.
But martial arts and experience can be made up for with hard work and time.In this world of Swordsman, even
Without his master Yue Buqun's design to frame him, without those wandering experiences, sooner or later, he would stand on the side of the gods.
At the top of the mountain, the swordsman is proud of the world.What he experienced was just a catalyst for him.
"Brother Linghu," a sharp cry awakened Dongfang who was trapped in his own thoughts, and Dongfang was startled.
, when did he think so highly of Linghu Chong?Doesn't she hate him very much?Not only cheating than her
It was so big that it even snatched the "Tianyang Pill" that she painstakingly refined.
Looking up, he saw a man in Qingcheng school costume slowly draw out the sword that pierced Linghu Chong's chest
, and the sword in the hand of little nun Yilin was also picked aside by another person in Qingcheng school costume, "you, you
They are shameless. "The person holding the sword is Luo Renjie from the "Four Talents of Qingcheng" of the Qingcheng School, but the other subordinate is
I don't know what it's called. "Zhang Dafu hurriedly made atonement by the side, just begging the leader to forget what happened just now.
. "This little nun can't even swear at others." Lu Liu looked "really stupid". "Yes, yes, without us
Our green willow girls are smart. "Safflower winked narrowly." Alright, let's go on. "Dongfang thinks they are noisy, let him
shut up.
I only heard Linghu Chong smiled in a low voice, and didn't complain of pain, he just whispered to Na Yilin, "Little Junior Sister, I
- I have a big secret.tell you.That Fuwei Escort's Evil Repelling Sword Manual is-is-" His voice
The sound became lower and lower, and finally disappeared.Luo Renjie immediately lowered his body to hear where the sword manual was.
.Suddenly, Linghu Chong grabbed the sword on the floor, raised his hand and stabbed it into Luo Renjie's belly.
Renjie only twitched a couple of times before he lost his breath.Another Qingcheng sect disciple who was with Luo Renjie obviously
She was frightened and tremblingly wanted to help Luo Renjie up, but couldn't.It was kindly given by the shopkeeper of the restaurant.
With a plank, he shook his legs and pulled Luo Renjie's body away.
Looking at Linghu Chong again, he has closed his eyes at this moment, and it seems that he is about to die. "Master, Linghu Chong seems to be
No, shall we—" Qu Yang seemed to have a good impression of Linghu Chong and wanted to save him. Looking at Yilin
With difficulty supporting Linghu Chong, he moved out step by step, "Follow." Dongfang got up first and followed.
Not to mention that his pig's foot halo won't let him die, even the "Tianyang Pill" that Linghu Chong subdued won't let him die.
He hung up and followed, just to see how he was rescued.
Yilin supported Linghu Chong and walked slowly towards Mount Heng. She wanted to take Brother Linghu to find his master
Master Dingyi, let the master save Brother Linghu, "Brother Linghu, Brother Linghu, hold on a little longer, immediately,
We'll be there soon. "Yilin kept talking, not knowing whether to comfort Linghu Chong or comfort herself.
already.
Xu Shi was hungry and tired, coupled with being overly frightened and panicked, Yilin only supported Linghu Chong halfway with one breath.
There is a path on the mountainside, with cliffs on the left and cliffs on the right, and only this path goes straight up.Yi Lin
Having no more strength, he dragged Linghu Chong and fell to the ground. "Brother Linghu, Brother Linghu." Yilin cried and hugged
Lifted Linghu Chong's head, tried to lift him up but couldn't find the strength anymore.Xu Shi knocked Linghu Chong awake for a while,
He could only hear him yelling in a low voice, calling to Yilin in a low voice, "Miss Bai-Bai, it's better- let me go!"
It seems that the brain is not clear.Yilin put her ears close together, but she didn't hear what Linghu Chong was saying, "
Brother Linghu, what are you talking about, are you thirsty? "Untied the water bottle around his waist, and was about to feed him water. But he
Didn't hear it, but Dongfang and Quyang heard it.Qu Yang immediately lowered his head, not daring to look at Dongfang's face.
Unexpectedly, I went down from the mountain in a short while
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