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Zhang Dafu arranged for Dongfang's group to stay, and entertained them with food and wine, leaving two people to be at their beck and call, and then left.Seeing that Qu Yang had settled down, he immediately complained to Dongfang. Regardless of the darkness, he was in a hurry to go up the mountain to visit his younger brother Liu.

The Dongfang people rested in the other courtyard for a night, and Dongfang sent someone to post a message to the Liu Mansion, informing the owner of the Liu Mansion that Mrs. Qu, Liu Zhengfeng's sworn sister-in-law, was coming to visit them, and asked them to clean the courtyard and prepare wine to welcome them.The villain in Dongfang's heart put his hands on his hips, imitating Zhou Xingxing's three-stage sinister smile of "I hahahaha—" and thought proudly, Qu Yang, Qu Yang, you must know that the villain takes revenge from morning to night, although the leader is not A villain, but the core of my mother is a woman. Isn't there a sage who said that only a villain and a woman are difficult to raise. It can be seen that women and villains are the same.I don't know how your younger brother Liu Xian felt when he heard that you married your wife again.Ouhehehehehe, I will let you teach me that the leader of the sect will not come down, hum!

After the lunch break, Dongfang dressed up well, sat in a sedan chair, brought red flowers and green willows, and a group of guards leisurely to the Liu Mansion halfway up Hengshan Mountain, knocked on the door and announced their names, Dongfang and the others Then he was welcomed in by "Madam Liu".Since the head of the family "Madam Liu" has passed away, white cloths are still hung in the mansion, and the mourning hall has only just been removed, and the mournful expressions of the people in the mansion have not yet calmed down, Dongfang pretended to wipe his eyes with a handkerchief, and said sadly, " When we were at home, we heard from my husband that my brother and sister passed away unfortunately, so we hurried over, but we didn’t expect that we were still late and missed the time for the younger brother and sister to be encoffined.”

"Ms. Liu" heard the words and her eyes were red again, "Yirou (Ms. Liu) is a good person, but it's a pity that his fate is too bad. Seeing that Ding Yuan is getting older, Zhengfeng also donated an officer of the same size. I'm an official wife, why don't I have that blessing!" Mrs. Liu said that she died of illness due to her poor health. "My condolences to the old lady, don't cry yourself out, the Liu family depends on you!" Dongfang's comfort was even more affectionate.

As he spoke, he walked to the main hall, where Qu Yang and Liu Zhengfeng were waiting. Looking at Liu Zhengfeng's somewhat dark face, and seeing Qu Yang carefully laughing with him, it seemed that Qu Yang still didn't dare to tell Liu Zhengfeng's real identity. Dongfang smiled and said , "Sanggong, I didn't expect you to come so early!" He gave him a "knowledgeable" look in a place where everyone couldn't see, and sat down on the chair beside Qu Yang, "Lady Liu" also spontaneously sat on the seat.

Dongfang looked at Liu Zhengfeng and said, "This time, the main purpose of my visit is to meet Mrs. Liu. Since I married my husband, I haven't seen any of my husband's brothers. Every time my husband tells me that his younger brother Liu is not only good at martial arts, but even Xiao They are all good at blowing, which can be called a masterpiece. Now it seems that even the appearance and temperament are the top choices. Standing with Xianggong, he will definitely compare with Xianggong. The second, I heard from Xianggong, Brother Liu Let me come this time, do you want me to take charge of the Liu residence?"

After saying a word, the face of "Madam Liu" changed drastically, but Liu Zhengfeng really deserved to be a character, his face didn't even change when he heard this sentence, he just said ambiguously, "What Brother Qu said is what I mean. Dongfang expressed his satisfaction, "Xianggong told me that he and Brother Liu are good brothers who are devoted to each other, and good confidants who have 'worshiped the world'. Now, Brother Liu's Golden Basin washing ceremony is coming soon, but Mrs. Liu unfortunately passed away. The brother also hurt his body in a hurry, and the old man and the old lady didn't take care of things a few years ago, and now that they are old and not in good health, they shouldn't be working so hard, if they are tired because of these things Brother Liu felt even worse. So, I brought my sister-in-law here when I returned home specially, just to let the old lady rest and not get tired." Then, he said to Liu Zhengfeng meaningfully, "Liu Zhengfeng Brother, don't worry, my sister-in-law will definitely take care of the Jinpen handwashing meeting on August [-]th, and the guests and hosts will have a good time at that time. Brother Liu, don't forget the reward you promised to Brother Qu at the beginning. !" Liu Zhengfeng was startled, and he finally heard it. He stood up and bowed respectfully to the east, "So, I will trouble Mrs. Madam to take care of everything about Liu's residence. Thank you again, Zhengfeng. Seeing that "Old Madam Liu" was still about to say something, Liu Zhengfeng had a submissive face, coughed twice, and said to "Old Madam Liu", "Mother, my son has been bedridden these days because of Yirou's matter. To be filial in front of the elders, if you and your father bother you and your father because of your own affairs, it would be too unfilial. Mrs. sister-in-law is the wife of my sworn elder brother, she is my own sister-in-law, she is here to do this, what else do we have? Don't worry." Liu Zhengfeng took "Old Madam Liu" by the hand, "Mother, don't worry!"

After Qu Yang and Liu Zhengfeng put the matter in Dongfang's hands, they returned to the old days of playing the piano during the day and talking with each other at night, and their lives were extremely comfortable.So, on the third day after taking over the affairs of the Liu Mansion, when they came back from a walk with each other at meal time, Dongfang completely exploded.

Looking at this situation, I am like that yellow-faced woman who "does housework", "looks out for her husband", "be filial to her parents-in-law" every day, while her "playful" husband goes out every day to hang out with the mistress, which makes me want to toss the two of them Dongfang secretly hated: I came here to torment them. By the way, I would like to publicize the majesty of my Sun Moon God Sect, and frighten the so-called upright sects. How come they are now their own cows and horses, and they eat, drink and have fun? science!

The so-called mistakes must be corrected and violations must be investigated. Dongfang, who realized the wrong focus, immediately corrected this mistake. From this day on, the unfortunate life of Qu Yang and Liu Zhengfeng began——Since that day, Qu Yang and Liu Zhengfeng have always been behind them. Following a person, either a red flower or a green willow, once the two of them have any intimate words or actions, someone will stare at them with stalking eyes, and say in a volume that only they can hear: "Elder Qu, I didn't expect you to be such a person, you have a wife and you still want to seduce wild men outside,,, "Under this kind of gaze, the two of them are uncomfortable doing anything, even if they want to touch a glass of wine when they are in the mood, they will choke on the wine In the throat, I can't cough it out or swallow it, it's extremely uncomfortable.

Dongfang watched the faces of the two getting uglier day by day, and expressed his satisfaction. Sure enough, his own happiness was built on the pain of others.

The author has something to say: Linghu Chong: Ah, my dear little lady of the Bai family, where can I find you?

Dongfang: Ah, dear brother Chong, we will meet soon!

The sound in the background: the mountains are far away, the water is also far away, the mountains and rivers are far away and the road is far away

Author: Who told us to be real mothers, tomorrow, tomorrow you will meet!

Hengshan recent situation

Hengshan recent situation

Time slipped by inadvertently, and soon it was August [-]th, only a few minutes away from Liu Zhengfeng's Golden Basin Handwashing Conference.

Only two days left.

During this period of time, Qu Yang was extremely aggrieved.In the beginning, it was because the leader "married" himself to him, although

Although it is only a public name, without the permission of the leader, he and Brother Liu couldn't explain it clearly, so it was hard to bear it.

Yi coaxed him to give himself a good face, and the leader made another moth, no matter where he went, no matter what he did, he followed

The "door gods" behind his butt stared at them with such-and-such eyes, which made him feel unspeakable.

He's guilty, hell, why is he guilty!

But fortunately, in two days, two days, his hard life will be over.So, today, he urged

The red flowers and green willows beside the leader let them go for a stroll down the mountain with the leader, and he will bear all the expenses.his

The original words are like this, "Girl Honghua, Miss Luliu, I have been in Hengshan for so many days, and I have been working hard for the leader and the two

This girl, Qu Yang felt really sorry.The town at the foot of Mount Heng is very lively these two days, and the two girls

You might as well take the leader for a walk, relax your mind, and charge Qu to get it, which is Qu Yang's kindness. "

Honghua recited Qu Yang's original words in front of Dongfang, and also learned Qu Yang's movements, demeanor, and tone of voice.

It was so vivid that Dongfang smiled and squinted his eyes, "I didn't expect that the majestic Elder Qu still has this side."

Is that so, Master. "Lu Liu also smiled, "When I heard what he said, the maid almost laughed out loud.

"Dongfang thought about it. Anyway, things have been arranged, and the past few days in Hengshan are very boring, "Then then

Let's make his wish once, it will be hard for them these few days," Feng Yan turned around, and said, "Honghua, go and grow up with Quyang."

The old saying, Elder Qu's kindness is hard to turn down, so the leader of the church allowed him to prepare more money and wait for the leader to dress up.

Let's accompany the leader down the mountain in a moment! "" Yes, the leader. "This is Honghua's voice holding back her laughter, "The servant girl

Go to inform Elder Qu. "

Sure enough, the town at the foot of Hengshan Mountain has been extremely lively these past few days, and there are people from the rivers and lakes everywhere with swords and swords.And Jiang

With more Lakers, there will be more right and wrong. Jianghu people always like to use their fists to solve problems.

Since a few months ago, scenes of blood and flesh have appeared from time to time, and in severe cases, arms and legs will be missing, and even almost

There was a homicide case the other day.The people in the town also quickly completed the work from the initial stage in just one month.

The change from hiding as far away as possible when seeing a fight, to calmly passing by, and now to the current strong onlooker.very

Even, if they play well, they will bring their own small benches and snacks. It has to be said that human beings are really adaptable.

It is comparable to Xiaoqiang!The appearance of people from the rivers and lakes has brought great joy to the people at the foot of Hengshan Mountain who have always lived ordinary lives.

The topic after dinner is less, really