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Yue Bing sent a meeting to select the head of the Wuyue Sword Sect to prepare for the crusade against the Demon Sect.

Dongfang's face darkened, and the crusade against the Demon Cult meant not to crusade against him?Why does every "famous decent sect" want to establish their prestige, that is, their divine religion?Knowing that you can't get anything good, but still doing this, every time you lose your troops, is it really good?Think about it, it was like this when the leader was here, it was like this when he first took office, and it's still like this now, don't these "well-known and decent" people bother to panic?Dongfang is a little sad, and there are no new tricks, which makes him too boring to be the leader of the Demon Cult!

Dongfang didn't pay attention to those clamoring "well-known and decent families", but Linghu Chong's leaving without saying goodbye made Dongfang extremely depressed.But this kind of suffocation is still hidden, so Dongfang's temper has become more and more bad these days!She also said that she wanted to marry him, and said that she wanted to forgive, but he was cold for a few days, and even pushed his nose to the face. It was all bullshit, and Dongfang was so irritable that he almost burst into foul language!

Dongfang became irritable every day, but he thought that his bad mood was all Linghu Chong's fault, he left without saying goodbye, he must want to get revenge on himself for leaving without saying goodbye a few days ago, really narrow-minded, hum!Dongfang stared at the blooming flowers in the yard, and felt that the colors of these flowers were red, red, yellow and yellow, and the colors were messy, so ugly!In just a few days, the decorations in the garden were changed several times, making the congregation who stayed in Heimuya miserable for a long time.

On this day, Dongfang was tossing again, saying that the rockery in the garden was really ugly, and the shape was so strange that there was no sense of beauty at all. He wanted the congregation to remove the rockery and replace it with a pavilion.Manager Liao was in charge of maintaining the garden, and he didn't dare to say that the rockery was chosen by the leader himself yesterday, so he grimaced and asked a few people to remove the rockery and replace it with a pavilion.It's just that when no one is around, I hug my cute little treasury and think about the possibility of changing jobs with a mournful face.

"Master, this is a newly made sweet soup, how would you like to try it?" Lu Liu brought a bowl of sweet soup and put it in front of Dongfang.Dongfang looked at the few red dates floating on it, and sighed. He also knew that he had been tossing around for a few days, but he couldn't control himself. Could it be—menopause?Thinking of this possibility, Dongfang immediately sat up straight and counted his current age with his fingers. He shouldn't be able to. Isn't menopause only experienced by people in their 50s and [-]s?Is it possible that it will be earlier?No, he has to go to the farm as soon as possible to see if the medicine he planted for refining the "elixir of immortality" has matured. Thinking that he will turn into an old man with walnut skin all over his face, Dongfang shudders, no, never!

Luliu is indeed Dongfang's confidant, Dongfang didn't say anything, seeing Dongfang's changing expression, Luliu knew what Dongfang was thinking.However, even if he was a confidant, he didn't dare to poke Dongfang's heart. He just said euphemistically, "Master, the weather is cool now, and it's a good time to go out." , Honghua and I are getting tired of staying here too. Master, why don't we take advantage of the good weather and go out for a walk, okay?"

Dongfang pursed his lips, thinking about it in his heart, but he also knew what Luliu meant in his heart. He originally thought that this time he must strengthen his backbone and resolutely not soften his heart.But he couldn't pass the test in his heart, so he could only reply in embarrassment, "Let's talk!" This ambiguous sentence was to answer Luliu.

Dongfang himself didn't know whether to go out or not.It dragged on like this, and it dragged on for a few days.

Hengshan

"Senior Brother Linghu, let's go!" There are only ten days left before the meeting of the Five Sacred Sacred Mountains. If we start now, we will need to travel day and night to reach Songshan Mountain on the same day.Yihe and the three of them also knew the reason why Senior Brother Linghu had been dragging on until now, probably because Senior Brother Linghu was waiting for the Dongfang Hierarch to come after him, and only hated the three of them for being too superficial at that time, and for causing such an unmanageable situation today .It's just that I didn't expect that the famous oriental leader, the legendary No. [-] in the world, was actually a woman, a woman as beautiful as a flower, and an incomparably glamorous woman.

At that time, when the news of the Sun Moon God Sect's suppression of the rebellion was reported, the whole world was in an uproar.This incident had a great impact on them. They did not expect that the famous Dongfang Bubai was actually a woman. The legendary waste Linghu Chong, the first Huashan abandoned disciple who was expelled from the teacher's school in the past 20 years, had such a tall Martial arts are comparable to Dongfang Bubai; what is even more interesting to talk about is: this Huashan abandonment has not only become the head of the Hengshan School, but also has an inexplicable relationship with Dongfang Bubai—— It has to be said that the power of the Sun Moon God Sect, or the reputation of Dongfang Bubai is too powerful!The older generation of Jianghu people were killed when Dongfang Bubai ascended the throne last time, and those who survived by chance were too scared to speak, and they even cringed at mentioning the name of Dongfang Bubai; The young heroes who had just entered the arena in the year had only heard the name of Dongfang Invincible, and only knew that he was number one in the world. Others, they didn't even know whether Dongfang was a man or a woman, or how old he was.So, by accident, rumors spread that Dongfang Bubai is a woman. Of course, this also has something to do with Dongfang Bubai always dressing as a woman.

Linghu Chong frowned, looked down the mountain again, and made sure that Sheng'er was unlikely to come, so he sighed and nodded, "Notify Yiqing and the others, let's go!" That day, he wanted to bid farewell to Sheng'er, It's just that Sheng'er didn't even bother to look at him, so he didn't even know where to start.Seeing the days of the Five Sacred Mountains League gradually progressing, Linghu Chong had to leave in a hurry. He didn't expect that there would be a situation where he and Sheng'er didn't know what to say!

Retreat

Black wood cliff

Today is the day of the Five Sacred Sword Sect Alliance, Dongfang lazily stayed on the top of Heimu Cliff, after so many days, still can't make up his mind whether to see or not.Dongfang came from crossing, and it is also the master of killing and decisiveness. It is rare to be in a situation of hesitation like now.

Dongfang sat restlessly on the chair, red flowers and green willows were not around, Dongfang wanted to be alone and quiet.Dongfang thought of his past: when he was a homestay girl, Bai Anan, he was busy with three meals and stayed up late for the mortgage. At that time, he was only thinking about making money or making money, and he had no time to think about love; At the beginning after the crossing, it was for his own wealth and life, and he practiced continuously, stained with blood on his hands. When he finally gained a firm foothold, the plot of Swordsman started again, and he was busy fighting against the plot again. When I thought about it, I plunged into the love vortex named Linghu Chong again, which made me very embarrassed, lost my heart and self-esteem, and became not like myself—— I was full of plans, I was busy for so many years, but I didn't A day is a leisurely one.

What's more, her current body is neither male nor female, and she can't bear children. Linghu Chong is still a feudal person full of big man's ideas. Even if she doesn't despise herself now, no one can say for sure after a long time, isn't it? ?Dongfang Bubai has never believed in love. Even though he seems to have really fallen in love with Linghu Chong, even in the monogamous society, there are still so many people who have three, four, five, and six. There are three kinds of unfilial piety, and having no offspring is the greatest", one day, Linghu Chong will also openly ask for a third, fourth, fifth, and sixth in order to have a man and a half, so why bother to humiliate himself!

It's one thing to just think about it, but it's another thing to actually break up with Linghu Chong.Dongfang frowned. For things that he couldn't decide by himself, then leave it to time!He simply gave an order that he was going to be closed to death.If you don't pass that hurdle in your martial arts, you will never leave the test.It will be a few years before I come out of customs. If Linghu Chong is still waiting for me by then, then why not entrust this life to him; if he is already married and has children by then, then I will still be myself the religious leader.

When the closed stone gate falls, Dongfang knows that when he comes out again, everything will have results.But this is not a kind of escape!

Time is like a seed buried in the soil. When you pay attention to him, he grows very slowly, so slowly that you can hardly feel that he is growing. A towering giant tree was built.This happened to Linghu Chong and Dongfang.

Dongfang retreated in the stone room, put away the distracting thoughts in his heart, and began to cultivate with one heart. In a trance, a thought flashed in his mind. It seemed that since he became Dongfang Invincible, he had not done anything wholeheartedly. The same is true of cultivation and life.But this was also a flash, and after that, there were no more thoughts in my mind, no system games, no farms and pastures, no Sun Moon God Sect, and no——Linghu Chong.

Dongfang has lived without knowing the years and years, and Linghu Chong, who is still in the arena, is suffering every minute and every second.

It's not that Linghu Chong doesn't know Dongfang's plan, but the education he has received since he was a child makes him unable to ignore the Hengshan faction. The Hengshan faction is his responsibility, so he can only reluctantly leave Dongfang and Heimuya.On the way to Songshan to participate in the Five Sacred Mountains League, he started to train Yiqingyi and Yilin with all his strength, hoping to pick one out of the three to succeed Hengshan as the leader, and then he could concentrate on pursuing his own. Sheng Er.Linghu Chong looked at the gloomy sky outside the inn window, and his heart gradually darkened like this sky.How could he not know how stubborn Sheng'er was? Unexpectedly, after all the calculations, Ren Yingying took advantage of the loopholes and gave them a hard time when she was dying.