God and Queen

After putting on the eye mask, Mu Jinfei cooked himself a pack of ramen, and while eating the ramen, he went to the 13 stations of the country's largest same-sex dating website to catch up with his girlfriend.

After eating the ramen, Jifan also finished chasing him. At this time, his QQ group also became lively, and some people were chatting with him in the sensual group.

Feng Ge: @Queen heard that you were strangled yesterday?Hahaha

Ask you: ah?Why were they strangled?

Wei Lan: I think it must be because the empress has pissed off others

Feng Ge: The other party is Kyushu Qingyan, hahahahahaha

Q Jun: Who is Qingyan from Kyushu?

Azure: same question

Xiaojiu: Jiuzhou Qingyan is the CV boss Jiuzhou Qingyan. The last time Ming Dynasty and Li Chengyang collaborated on "The King in Troubled Times", didn't he ask him to read it in vain?

Wen Jun: Oh, it’s him!

Empress: @凤歌You are laughing ass

Feng Ge: Hahahahaha, how is it, how does it feel to be pinched by big fans?

Queen: Do you want to feel it, I will help you→_→

Feng Ge: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha no need

Empress: He had a female fan who spread rumors that he slept with a fan and was ungrateful. I got angry after seeing one side’s evidence, so I posted a Weibo to hate him. Later, I was slapped in the face and pinched. ]

Wei Lan: Let me just say, after all, we are the king of sensual groups~

Q: Then what happened afterwards?

Empress: What can I do later, of course I deleted the blog to apologize??

Feng Ge: Hahahahaha I saw some fans from Kyushu call you a "coquettish slut" and say you "want to be hot", I laughed so hard

Xiao Jiu: Pfft, Goddess, why don't you love me! !I'll help you fight! ! ! ! ! !

Empress: Thank you Jiumei, for the sake of Jiuzhou Qingyan, I endured it??

Q: What about Kyushu Qingyan himself?

Queen: He retweeted my Weibo, I followed him, and he unfollowed me back, so it should be considered peace

Xiao Jiu: Let me go, he seldom pays attention to people, and he doesn't pay attention to Ming Chao and Li Chengyang's cooperation with him. Goddess, he must be coveting your beauty!

Xiaojiu: No, the goddess is mine, hug [hug]

Feng Ge: Hahahaha, it is said that his fans call him "Your Majesty", so you are a queen, so you are a good match

Queen: @小九小爱, I can’t afford to offend Mr. Li →_→

Empress: @凤歌 His group of not-so-cute fans lowered his favorability, CP with him is worse than @万里河山

Wanli Heshan: Here I come!Is my beloved wife finally going to form a CP with me?

Queen:  …

Queen: When I said nothing [bye]

Questioner: Hahahahaha

Feng Ge: Everyday idiots of old people√

Xiao Jiu: To reiterate, the goddess is mine [smile] @万里河山

Thousands of Miles of Rivers and Mountains: Summon @李先生

Xiaojiu: Today he went on a business trip to buy coffee beans hahahaha

Xiao Jiu: @Queen Goddess, I don’t have class today, I’ll go play with you~

queen: ok

Wanli Heshan: The same city is amazing!

Queen: The same city is amazing, how about it?

Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains: not so good [decay]

Feng Ge: Hahahaha, Lao Wan is cowardly every day.

Empress: Stop talking, I still haven’t recorded a song, I’ll check the lyrics[email protected] Xiaojiujiumei is waiting for you

Xiaojiu: ?? come

After Mu Jinfei closed QQ, he opened the lyrics file again. He picked up a song called "Black Fertilizer Will Turn Gray". One can imagine the lyrics in it. Anyway, he hasn't figured out the lyrics yet... …

After ten o’clock, Xiao Jiu came. Xiao Jiu’s real name is Fang Si Si. After 95, he was a couple with Mr. Li, another popular singer. Come and play with him.

"Goddess Goddess!" Fang Silu yelled loudly as soon as he entered the store.

"Here we come." When Mu Jinfei came down from the stairs, he saw Fang Si Si sitting on the bar chair against the wall, calling himself, "Si Si, would you like something to drink? Let Qi Qi and the others make it for you."

"I want a cup of iced lemon tea!" Fang Silu was rude.

"Okay, Qiqi, get him a cup of iced lemon tea." Mu Jinfei said to Ye Qiqi, and said to Ye Qiqi, "Silu, come here, just in time for you to try harmony for me."

"Okay!" Fang Silu's eyes lit up when he heard that his goddess wanted to sing harmony for him.

The two went upstairs together and entered Mu Jinfei's study. Fang Silu saw the lyrics that Mu Jinfei was trying out, and couldn't help shouting:

"Hahaha, you are singing this song!"

"Yeah, what's the matter?"

"Lan Ergou just sang it a few days ago, and it was a complete failure. Hahahaha, Huangfenfenghuang's mouth has turned into a yellowfanfengfang hahahahaha I laughed so hard!"

Mu Jinfei covered his face: "Do you think I'm any better? Huangfenfenghuang is fine here, but the sentence that the black chemical fertilizer will turn gray will kill me..."

"Come on, Goddess, you can do it!" Fang Silu looked at him with the eyes of a fanatic.

"Okay." Mu Jinfei said softly, sat down beside Fang Sisi, and said, "Come on, let's try, this is the score."

"I'll sing the part below for you, right?" Fang Silu tried his voice, and said after a while, "Okay, come on."

"Wait a minute, I'll record it, and I can look for flaws later." Mu Jinfei turned on the recording software of the phone and placed it not far from the two of them.

"In the deepest part of the universe, there is a big family with a planet~" Mu Jinfei spoke with a playful Yujie voice—he was affected by the medicine he took when he was a child, especially when his voice was changing in junior high school. Voice, so the voice has always been Yu Jie’s voice, whether it’s singing or speaking, if people don’t know him, they will think he is a girl, but if he is slightly lowered, he will be more male. I went to the test before. At that time, because all the people who were famous were men, Ye Liangchen, the chief examiner of the assessment that day, also said to him:

"I'm sorry, your singing is pretty good, it's amazing, and your breath is steady, but our sensual troupe doesn't accept girls, sorry."

Later, he passed the photo of his ID card to the shopkeeper, and only then did he know that he was a boy.

That's why Xiao Jiu always called him "goddess" because he is the only female voice in the sensual group. With him, the sensual group can sing various love songs duets, and there is no need for Xiao Jiu's false voice and false female voice.

The two of them practiced seriously at first, but later Mu Jinfei kept talking nonsense, and the two of them started to do all sorts of mischief. It was almost hopeless.

Before the last lunch, Mu Jinfei posted a Weibo, made a black-screen video of one of the audios and posted it:

@有声有色唱见Queen V: I can’t read "Black chemical fertilizer will turn gray", this song is simply bullying [erha] Fortunately, there is Jiumei @小九otherwise I must smash the computer today [Goodbye] [Video]

fan:

"Hahahahaha, Mr. Count: Mouth X13"

"The empress has worked hard?"

"Hahahaha Xiao Jiu sang harmony until she collapsed"

"I laughed to death hahahaha this video is poisonous"

"Hahahahahahaha, originally the emperor calmly ignored the mustache, but Jiumei laughed, and I laughed too when he laughed, hahahahaha"

"The emperor finally sang correctly once but couldn't keep up with the beat. When he blew his hair, he was so cute hahahaha"

A group of Kyushu Qingyan fans.

Your Majesty's true love: [Share the video], damn it hahaha I'm a fan of the queen

Your Majesty's Little Pillow: ...

Your Majesty's brainless fan: go to spy on an important suspect, and you are actually a fan of the suspect?Drag it out and chop it up!

Your Majesty's true love: No, you can go and watch this video, the queen sings that black chemical fertilizer will turn gray and sing until it collapses hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha super funny

Your Majesty's root-finding formula: Huh?The queen is a woman?

Your Majesty's True Love: No, it's a guy, but that's his voice

Your Majesty's Little Pillow: How amazing is it?I'm going to see it too

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