cat forced to be villain

Gu Mingyi couldn't find any words to refute for a while, every time he met this heartless little scumbag, he would be at a loss for words.

Shen Ruichen snorted and continued to make up the knife, "What's more, don't you two-legged beasts also like to do this kind of thing?"

"If you pick up one cat, you will pick up the second and third. It's okay to have a lot of cats at home. There are also many stray cats outside. They even spend money to go to cat cafes to pet cats!"

"I just took a look, but I didn't get started. It's not bad!"

Gu Mingyi was almost knocked unconscious by the black pot that fell from the sky, he quickly reached out and made a stop motion, "Wait, when have I been close to other cats except you?"

Conscience of heaven and earth, he only has this cat from beginning to end, okay?

The puppet cat that the second prince gave him was sent back the same way without even thinking about it, and a bunch of stray cats brought by his subordinates were also sent to the animal shelter without even touching them.

Shen Ruichen's arrogant arrogance was instantly extinguished.

It seems that Gu Mingyi really didn't secretly masturbate other cats behind his back?

But he didn't lose the battle, and said stubbornly, "Anyway, most of you two-legged beasts have this virtue, I just admire it, and you didn't touch your hands, let alone change the shit-shoveling officer, you are still very moral, okay? "

Gu Mingyi: "..."

Yeah, I really didn't see it.

Obviously this little kitten would be very excited when he saw someone, ran over and rubbed, and was even petted and hugged. Wouldn't his conscience hurt if he said such a thing?

But to continue this topic, there is a high probability that I will resume my life without cats again. Gu Mingyi sighed and turned the chapter directly.

Forget it, what else can I do with the cat I picked up besides pampering it?

Seeing that he was silent, Shen Ruichen thought he had won, and waggled the tip of his tail, quite proudly.

A few minutes later, the scene in the swimming pool was finally over, and the hero returned to his suit and leather shoes.

With regret all over his face, Shen Ruichen complained in a low voice, "It's such a waste of money to have such a good body!"

If he had such a good figure, wouldn't he be able to show off in the swimming pool every day?

Gu Mingyi was shot in the knee suddenly.

Kitten, isn't this really an insinuation?

Gu Mingyi thought for a while, quietly unbuttoned a few buttons, and then pulled the collar to both sides.

He has always restrained himself and returned to etiquette. This was the first time he did such a thing, his face blushed.

It's a pity that Shen Ruichen had just eaten "big fish and big meat", and didn't even notice the "porridge and side dishes" that Gu Mingyi brought to his mouth.

Gu Mingyi gritted his back molars, wishing he could tear the man on the screen who seduced his kitten into pieces!

From the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of the fruit juice in Shen Ruichen's hand, and Gu Mingyi's thoughts moved slightly.

He pursed his lips and asked nonchalantly, "I'm a little thirsty, can I have a sip of juice?"

"Yes." Shen Ruichen nodded.

"You continue to choose the movie, I can take it myself." Gu Mingyi said, leaning slightly.

Shen Ruichen didn't care either, and took the initiative to step back.

Gu Mingyi "slid his hand" and directly pressed Shen Ruichen under his body, his posture became extremely ambiguous.

In addition, just to watch a horror movie, they drew the curtains, so there was only the light from the screen in the room.

Gu Mingyi stared at the face close at hand, his body felt hot unconsciously.

He got hotheaded, and was planning to go all out to pierce the window paper.

Shen Ruichen chuckled, those chubby cat pupils curved into two little moons, "Haha, we seem to be filming a drama with brain damage."

Gu Mingyi: "..."

He couldn't take it.

"Okay, get up quickly, isn't this uncomfortable?" Shen Ruichen pushed his chest and found that Gu Mingyi still had a few buttons unbuttoned, so he quickly helped him fasten them, "Who told me to dress well all day long?" Wear shoes, be careful of catching a cold? How did you change yourself?"

"The temperature in the room is so low and you still unbutton it, aren't you afraid of the cold?"

Gu Mingyi looked at this and finally seized the opportunity to scold his cat cub desperately, with a look of lovelessness unconsciously on his face.

He stared at Shen Ruichen for a few more seconds to make sure that the cat had no other reaction, so he could only swallow his confession.

After sitting down again, Gu Mingyi drank the juice sullenly, not to mention feeling aggrieved.

Is Lao Shizi's "Love Book" fake?

Why are all of them useless?

Gu Mingyi frowned tightly, he had a flash of inspiration and felt that he had found the reason.

I often heard people say that "seeing a doctor on Xingwang, cancer starts", which proves that many answers on Xingwang are exaggerated, but it is actually useless.

It's so easy to chase people, why are there so many single dogs?

Gu Mingyi was so enlightened that he decided to seek lessons from successful people.

But he thought about it and found it a bit difficult, because there were only a few friends he could call friends.

The adjutant passed directly. That guy has been chasing people for so many years and still hasn't caught up. Even if he has experience, it is still a failure experience and has no redeeming qualities.

Zhao Jinghong was like a bandit, and he was not in the mood. If you really asked him, you would either come up with bad ideas or see him as a joke.

As for the First Prince, that guy is still single, he doesn't even have anyone he likes, and he can't even count on him.

Gu Mingyi thought about it, and finally decided to ask the Lord, he took a deep breath, and quietly cheered himself up, "Chenchen, can I ask you something?"

"Tell me." Shen Ruichen looked away from the screen and looked at Gu Mingyi.

"If you're in a relationship, what type are you going to find?" Gu Mingyi met his clear eyes, becoming more and more nervous.

"Ah?" Shen Ruichen thought he had auditory hallucinations, and was a little dazed.

"It's okay if you don't want to say it, I'm just curious." Gu Mingyi hurriedly added.

"What's so hard to say?" Shen Ruichen smiled, and then said slowly under Gu Mingyi's expectant gaze, "I never thought about falling in love, so I also considered whether the ideal type is ideal or not."

Gu Mingyi was dumbfounded, "Why?"

"Why else?" Shen Ruichen's face collapsed, "It's very troublesome to fall in love."

"What's the trouble?" Gu Mingyi was a little anxious.

"I'm free, I can do whatever I want, how good is it?" Shen Ruichen counted the benefits with him with his fingers, "If you are happy, you can go to work and earn money, if you are too lazy to move and don't want to move, you can turn into your body and find a pair of legs The beast eats and drinks."

"If there is a partner, let's not mention the difference in species, even if they are the same, I can't drag my family to eat and drink. It's too shameful!"

Shen Ruichen feels that she is quite

Gu Mingyi was unable to support his forehead, "Then what if your partner is powerful and not short of money, willing to take care of you for the rest of your life?"

Shen Ruichen shook his head, "I'm a person. It's okay to be enthusiastic about doing things for 3 minutes. I also like the new and dislike the old. Cat toys or cat snacks or other things, no matter how much I like them when I first get them, I will definitely get tired of them after a few days."

"It's okay for things like this, but for people... I'm afraid of being punished by God."

Gu Mingyi suddenly fell silent.

The kitten is quite transparent.

"But what if?" He didn't give up, and continued to ask, "What if you like that person and want to spend the rest of your life with him?"

"Shouldn't this happen?" Shen Ruichen said, feeling happy, "Anyway, it's better for me to be single, I like the life I have now."

"Then you fall in love with... same-sex..." Gu Mingyi faltered, his voice weakened a few degrees, "Would you be disgusted?"

"Huh?" Shen Ruichen blinked, "Isn't homosexuality a normal thing?"

Gu Mingyi didn't expect him to say that, and was stunned.

Shen Ruichen couldn't help laughing, "Only you two-legged beasts care about gender or not, ethics and morality?"

"The natural world doesn't make any distinctions. Like lions and dolphins, there are quite a few people who like the same sex?"

Gu Mingyi thought carefully about the documentaries he had watched, and it seemed that this was indeed the case.

"Then have you had that kind of experience before?" Gu Mingyi lowered his eyes and asked a little difficultly.

"What experience?" Shen Ruichen was puzzled.

"Doesn't cats have a courtship period? Have you ever had anything with other cats?" Gu Mingyi's voice was full of sourness.

Shen Ruichen immediately showed a disgusted expression, "How is it possible! At that time, there were only two cat demons on the mountain, me and the black cat. I can't attack ordinary cats. This is too limitless!"

"No matter what you Twolegs are, you wouldn't go looking for monkeys or orangutans, would you?"

"What's more, for us cultivators, Yuanyang is very important, and we can't tell it casually, otherwise it will damage the way."

"I'm a serious cat demon, not the type who likes to mess around!"

Gu Mingyi put it back in his stomach, "Then if you want to fall in love, what type are you going to look for?"

Shen Ruichen was a little impatient, and flicked the big fluffy tail behind him vigorously, making a "pop" sound, "Oh, I said I don't want to be in a relationship anymore, why do you keep asking!"

"I'm just a little curious, nothing else." Gu Mingyi hurriedly stroked his hair, "What will I have for lunch, I'll prepare it first?"

When it came to food, Shen Ruichen's expression turned from cloudy to sunny in an instant. He tilted his head and thought for a moment, and said without hesitation, "Hot pot! I want to eat hot pot! The abnormally spicy one!"

Three black question marks slowly appeared on Gu Mingyi's head.

It's not that he looks down on people, this little kitty really doesn't look like the type who can eat spicy food.

But after finally coaxing the cat cub, Gu Mingyi responded, but in his heart he planned to make some soup bases with other flavors besides the red soup.

While thinking, the smart butler reminded the adjutant to come.

Gu Mingyi asked Shen Ruichen to continue watching movies, and went out to handle official business by himself.

The adjutant didn't see Shen Ruichen after he came in, so he was still a little puzzled.

"He's watching a movie." Gu Mingyi explained concisely, and then signaled to the adjutant to start reporting.

Unknowingly, after an hour passed, Gu Mingyi looked at the light brain, and suddenly got up.

The adjutant's heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help but ask, "Marshal, what did I say wrong?"

"No." Gu Mingyi shook his head, "Go to the kitchen and talk."

"Huh?" the adjutant repeated foolishly, "the kitchen?"

"Yeah." Gu Mingyi responded, "Chen Chen wants to eat hot pot, so I won't be able to wait if I don't process the ingredients now."

The adjutant swallowed hard and reminded, "I remember that housekeeping robots should be able to cook? And for hot pot, just wash the vegetables and meat and cut everything, right?"

"Chenchen likes to eat shrimp paste and meatballs. The ones made by the meat grinder and the wall breaking machine are not tough, and the handmade ones are better." While talking, Gu Mingyi has already walked to the door of the kitchen, put on an apron, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to wash his hands .

The adjutant scratched his head, "Marshal, shall I help you?"

"No need." Gu Mingyi refused, "Chen Chen has a tricky mouth, he needs to cut the potatoes into thin slices, he doesn't like it if it's too thick, and he's not happy if it's too thin, and the sausage needs to be cut into small octopus, it's more tasty. Can't do it."

adjutant:"……"

It's just a hot pot, why make it so complicated?

Marshal, you obviously didn’t eat food for the sake of convenience and trouble, but drank nutrient solution and ate compressed biscuits every day. At that time, I didn’t see you dislike the taste of nutrient solution, and you didn’t complain that compressed biscuits were like pig feed!

The adjutant's face was full of vicissitudes, and he was speechless.

He was already tired of saying the words "personal design collapsed".