Metamorphosis

An invitation letter to the engagement banquet of the Duke of Kading, Efilam.It's a pity that, as before, my manliness is extremely poor. No matter which man I meet, it will directly lead to the other's disaster. The next day, I either get sick or break my leg inexplicably.

I suspected that my system was special, or I was cursed by my inexplicable ability to read. In short, I was soon labeled "Keff" by my acquaintances, which made me worry about my future.

It has been four years since I returned to Bartokya's house again. I kicked the door open to give Kurapika a warm hug, but I only saw the note he left at home and the thin dust on the house.

"I went to take the hunter test. If you come back, Lace, there are ready-made Talus rice noodles in the kitchen. Just put it in the pot and add water, and you can eat it in 1 minute. Don't eat the birds that fly into the house, if I will punish you to do housework for a month if I come back too late. Stay home and wait for me, Kurapika."

There is also a line of small words below: "Welcome home, Lace."

He took out his mobile phone and called the Hunter Association.

"Hi, I'm Hunter Lace Natabrown. I've changed my mind. I'm willing to take the hunter exam next month and serve as an observer for all candidates."

SIXTEEN observer X work X encounter

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The work of the observer is very simple. Basically, it is to see if the examinee is cheating. If not, label it as a good boy. If there is, there is no need to interfere. As long as you record other things, other examiners will naturally worry about it. .In short, my task is to watch how these enthusiastic candidates are drilled by "kind" examiners.

Observers are paid well, and the members are simple. There are three people in the whole exam. Usually, the candidates are divided into three equally, one for each, just like eating pizza, and who belongs to which observer is determined by lottery.

Experienced hunters told me that it is best to bring your own snacks and potato chips, and then you can relax outdoors or in a special office, watching the candidates suffer while judging their strength and which ones are more handsome, Which ones are suitable for adoption or marriage.

Kurapika hadn't arrived at the hunter venue yet, and I got the first hundred candidates, which made me very frustrated.

"The taste of the candidates this year is really special." My colleague Bill pointed to a man in the camera and said:

"That's right." Tessna, who is five years older than me, replied while chewing on potato chips, "That hair is shaped like a crooked cone, but the color is pretty."

She put down the bag of potato chips in her hand, and put her face on the 1:1 magnified monitor screen.

"This number 44 has such a good figure, she swallowed her saliva. If it weren't for such a thick outfit, I would like to try the taste of sleeping with him."

I rarely heard Tesna praise people, so I looked up curiously, and in shock, dropped the biscuit in my hand to the ground.

"You want to sleep with that kind of person?" I twitched the corners of my mouth and gave her a distorted smile: "As far as I know, this guy is a pervert." Hisoka accepts it both in terms of character and taste cannot.

"Look, I think these two people smell the same." She pointed to another person: "ET's body is also great with nails all over his face! Ah! Look, his head is turning around!" She was excited He patted the table: "I must keep the video of this exam!"

Well, hunters have the same good taste. Now I am completely used to it. I followed her gaze and couldn’t help being stunned. The appearance of that nail is too familiar. Even after four years, I haven’t forgotten it. .But this face... well, maybe when I was still a savage in the primeval forest, I was out of touch with the real world.

I began to seriously consider whether to say hello to Il fans. After all, he is also my former employer. Although this person has caused me a lot of harm, thanks to him, I have enough. ability to protect oneself.Being able to live well in the past few years is due to his abnormal physical fitness and ability.There is also the silver kitten on No. 99, and its fluttering appearance has not changed at all.

"Lace, do you know them?" Bill asked me, ignoring Tesna who was in a nympho. He was pursuing me recently. For his personal safety, I decided to investigate for a while before giving him an answer.

"Well, I had contact a few years ago. As far as I know, that magician and the alien are both dangerous elements." One is a pervert and the other is a killer.

"That's right." Bill put my favorite chocolate in my hand: "That No. 44 seriously injured an examiner last year, and his strength should not be weak."

I nodded.Far from being weak, he is simply a machine born for fighting.

A day later, while I was anxiously circling in the observation room, Kurapika and the two candidates finally caught the last bus for registration.

He has grown into a handsome boy, except that he is not tall enough, he is definitely my favorite type among all the candidates.

"Oh, a good man of high quality in the future!" Tesna pressed her lips to Kurapika's face on the display screen, and I pulled her off with black lines.

"I'm his guardian." I pointed to Kurapika, "If you want to associate with him, you need my consent." I gave her a disgusted look: "You are too old."

Tessna looked at me sadly, biting a handkerchief in her mouth: "This world is so unfair!" She yelled: "Why do all the men I fancy have sex with Lace? She is Lace (another name for homosexuality) ah……"

I finally couldn't bear the torment and kicked her away.

The exam was no different from the previous exams, the first test was still a tedious endurance test.What worries me is that Kurapika was tricked into the danger zone by a weak uncle. Just when I tried to help in spite of the examiner's rules, the silver-haired kid saved them from danger.

"Huh? That brat carries a bomb with him!"

I nodded: "This is not against the rules." In fact, there are no rules in the rules of the hunter exam, as long as you are strong enough.

"Of course..." Tesna's eyes lit up: "It was because I was too kind that I didn't carry a bomb in the exam. Otherwise, I would have killed the examiner of my first exam."

We looked at her suspiciously.

"My examiner back then was a bastard. He even used who ate the most hot dogs to evaluate the endurance of each examinee."

This is indeed a perverted test question.

"Who is he?"

Tesna showed a gritted expression: "Don't you know? He is my current husband!"

I have to admit that anything can happen in Hunter, and sadomasochism is the most cheesy version.

The second test is the same as the first test, and the task of the observer is still to try to fatten himself in the observation room.Then he stared at his edible colleague as he ate the burnt undisturbed wild boar.

"In the future, I will re-evaluate the taste of food hunters." For Tesna's evaluation, I agree with both hands and feet.

In the second half of the second exam, I started to feel sympathy for the food hunter profession.

"That examinee actually sandwiched raw fish with two pieces of rice!"

That's right...that was Yiermi with a nail in his face and a disheveled face. He inserted the two pieces of rice and raw fish with a bamboo stick, carefully avoiding the blood vessels, so as to keep the freshness of the fish, so that Its bouncing on the plate...

I have to admit that compared with this group of candidates, my imagination is really lacking.

After seeing Kurapika's expression, I put down the potato chips and teacup. This exam is safe and entertaining, but it's not suitable to watch while eating or drinking.

"The exam ended so quickly." Tessna yawned.

"Is no one qualified?" Bill frowned slightly: "It seems that we have a job."

I nodded and called the association headquarters.

"Hi, I'm Lace the Observer. The examiner's judgment in the second half of the second exam was lacking in consideration. Please coordinate."

After that, we idly played cards in the observation room, and by the time the second exam ended and I boarded the airship, I had already lost 100 million kiwis.

"Others say that you are lucky in love and frustrated in casinos. It seems that you are going to be lucky." She glanced at Bill beside her.

I smiled noncommittally: "We have a job. An unqualified candidate got mixed into the airship."

"Don't worry about her." Tesna waved her hand: "Our job is just to observe the qualified candidates, and by the way, don't let the examiners go too far, and others will take care of other things." She looked at me with a snicker: "Lace, You've been watching that alien, do you have any special preferences?"

I smiled helplessly, this guy is really sharp.

During the three days in the Trap Tower, at the insistence of the examiner Lieber, we had a short vacation. I agreed to Bill's date invitation, and Tessna and her sadomasochistic husband met again to eat hot dogs.

This date went well, we went to parks, movie theaters, playgrounds, aquariums, short day trips, and even went to the zoo like a rush.I have tried all the places I should go except the lovers' hotel, and I think maybe the tragic physique that has troubled me for many years has disappeared.After promising to give Bill an answer at the end of the exam, we returned to the exam room.

Soon, the association airship arrived at the warship island, and from here we observers had something to do.After counting the number of people in each group, Tess pouted dissatisfiedly: "There are too many people this year!"

We split up, after we used it absolutely, except for avoiding Ilmi and Hisoka, the others almost stood