Linglintang Chronicle

Yulin thought to himself, after returning home, he should start preparing for teaching and research, and use some "modern equipment"! To avoid being exposed, it would be terrible.Thinking about that scene, shaking his head, he should not think about it, lest the more he thinks about it, the worse it will be, it is really a bit scary!!

As soon as he entered the room, he randomly took out a set of clothes from the clothes he bought today, handed them to Yan Si and said, "It's getting late, so I'll let you take a shower first, and I'll teach you how to use the clothes you have now. Bathroom equipment."

Yan Si pondered for a while on the word "bathroom equipment", this time he probably knew what it was, nodded, and said: "" Yulin, then you teach me! I will learn it seriously. "

Yulin said "En", and led him to the bathroom, pointing to the shower head placed above the bathtub: "The shower head, when you open it, water will come out. However, you have to be very careful. Because there are cold and hot water. Both sides. Well, you should only wash in cold water?!"

Yansi shook his head and said with a smile, "No, I can use hot water. Remember I'm not an ordinary zombie?"

After hearing this, Yulin smiled and said, "If you don't tell me, I will forget that you are not an ordinary zombie, haha. Then you don't have to worry about such problems."

After a pause, he continued: "Then I will continue to introduce Luo! There is a switch here, cold water on the right, hot water on the left, remember! Otherwise, if it is too hot, it is none of my business, and there is more!"

Pointing to the "toilet" next to it, he said: "It's called a toilet, and it's for people to excrete. I don't think you can use it."

After hearing this, Yansi laughed and said, "I really don't need this thing called a toilet, unless it's a special occasion."

Yulin said "ah", and suddenly asked curiously: "A specific time, when is that time? To be honest, I am now more and more suspicious, are you a zombie after all? Or, are you a corpse demon at all. "But what's the difference between the two?

After hesitating for a long time, Yansi said: "This specific time means that you will have diarrhea after eating something that has nothing to do with blood." After finishing speaking, he stared at Yulin with some embarrassment.

Seeing his appearance, Yulin laughed a little and said, "There's nothing embarrassing about this. Besides, I feel more and more that the traditional image of zombies has been subverted by you, alas. Do you still live in this world now?" All the zombies on the Internet are like you?"

Yansi shook his head and retorted: "Not all of them, only a few of them are. Usually, ordinary zombies have been subdued by celestial masters. As for those like me, some will hide, and some will try to cover up their breath. Then, Continue to live in this world. Of course..." In order to be able to meet you again, I live this life every day, sad~~

After a pause, he continued: "This kind of zombies will be good and good, and evil will be evil. Those who have justice will be more righteous, and those who have evil thoughts will be more evil. If you encounter them again in the future, you must deal with them carefully."

After thinking for a long time, Yulin suddenly took a step back and asked, "Then which kind do you belong to?" After thinking about it, he really couldn't determine which kind the one in front of him belonged to... So, he felt a little Watching him warily.

Seeing him like this, Yansi smiled and said: "Of course it's the first kind..." If it's for you, I just want to be more and more evil, haha.

After that, it is conceivable that Yansi was driven into the bathroom by Yulin to take a shower...

Early next morning

Yulin stretched, went to the toilet, brushed his teeth, washed his face, changed his clothes, and walked out of the room.

As soon as he entered the living room, he saw that Yansi had already woken up, holding the remote control in his hand, staring at the TV happily.Yulin smiled silently, thinking to himself, it seems that he is quite adaptable, so that's good.

He walked over and patted Yansi on the shoulder: "I'll go to the third floor later, and I'm going to start working. You just stay here and watch TV." After all, Yansi is also a "guest", how can he let him Let's go to Linglin Hall to work!"

As soon as Yansi heard it, he immediately said, "I'm going."

Yulin was a little helpless, but still agreed: "Okay! But, you have to promise me, you can only watch from the side!" If he made trouble or something, it would be difficult for Uncle Tian to explain. Well, let me say it first, it's better this way.

Yan Si nodded, expressing his understanding.

In fact, what he thought in his heart was to spend more time with Lin'er.Besides, doing this kind of "celestial master" profession will inevitably encounter some dangers.If he takes any "dangerous" business, he can pay more attention.Maybe you can persuade him not to pick it up.

However, it should be unlikely.Because, knowing his personality very well, once he decides to do it, he will definitely do it.Even if it means losing your life, you will do it.That's why I love him so much for 800 years.In short, no matter what, he will always stay by Lin'er's side.

So, the two went to Linglin Hall together.

After a while, enter Linglin Hall...

Yulin turned on the computer, and then stared at the mailbox to see if there were any "appointment letters" to read.

Although it's not like the famous "scholars" on TV, at least there will still be some political and business celebrities who come to see Feng Shui for themselves and deal with problems.

After staring at the "appointment letter" in the mailbox for a long time, I found that the "performance" seemed to have declined.

Sighing, he stood up helplessly, went to the kitchen to drink a glass of water, and then decided which business to take!

Yansi has been staring at Yulin since he entered Linglin Hall.It is a kind of happiness not to be able to look at the person you love! Think about it, if the person you love is separated from you for 800 years, then you will also want to stare at him every day, as if no matter how you look at it Feeling of not seeing enough.

Yulin came out of the kitchen and saw Yansi who seemed to be staring at him all the time (Author: You found out too late~~)

, walked over, and asked suspiciously: "Why do you keep staring at me, is there something on my face?"

Yansi shook his head, quickly came back to his senses and said: "There is nothing on your face, just looking at you reminds me of him."

Yulin said "Oh", and was embarrassed to say anything. After thinking about it, he suddenly asked, "Does that person really look like me?"

Yansi smiled, nodded and said, "It looks a lot like that, you're curious, what does he look like?"

Yulin shook his head, and retorted: "I just wanted to ask you suddenly, I don't want to see what that person looks like at all." I don't know why, but there is always a feeling of "being used as a substitute", and I feel a little uncomfortable .

Seeing his appearance, Yansi knew what was going on in his heart.Just don't say it with your mouth, but say it in your heart, that person is you.It's just that I dare not say it, for fear of scaring you.After all, now is not the time, is it?!

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