Fast-passing push attack system

"I've been soaking in the sea for a few days and nights, let's take a bath." Wei Muhua bent down as he said, wanting to help him.

A grateful smile froze on Jiang Chen's face: Take a bath?

Paralyzed state of both lower limbs, how to wash it!Damn, when you see water, don't you...

"I... I seem to be inconvenient..."

"It's okay. I'll put the water in for you first, and then I'll carry you in." Wei Muhua turned to leave.

God!I am not afraid of taking a bath, but what I am afraid of is showing a fish tail in front of Wei Muhua!His intuition told him that once his monster identity was leaked, something big would happen sooner or later.

"Wait, no need." He hurriedly waved his hands, "...there is a shortage of fresh water resources in the sea, so I won't waste your reserves."

"The ship has its own fresh water purification device, so don't worry about it."

"Then... I'll just go into the bathtub by myself, without your help."

"No, you will rub the ground with sea water."

"That... I..." Jiang Chen's face turned red, "In short, I just... don't need to wash."

Wei Muhua's face darkened: "Why are you so strange? You are covered in sea water, and you are not allowed to sleep on the bed without taking a bath."

"I..." Jiang Chen was really about to cry, Lord System, please let me go!What kind of trouble did you come here when we met just now?

Wei Muhua stopped talking and went straight to the bathroom to turn on the water.Then he carried Jiang Chen into the room, and went straight to the bathtub.

Jiang Chen was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan at this moment.As long as you put it in the water... you will be completely exposed.

"I'll put you in the water first, and then you undress yourself." Wei Muhua sensed his nervousness and thought he was afraid of getting naked.But that's not the point! ! !

"I...I want to go into the bathtub by myself." Sweat dripped from Jiang Chen's forehead.

"why?"

"I'm going to go into the bathtub by myself anyway."

"..." What a weirdo.

"I want to go into the bathtub by myself!!!" Jiang Chen finally couldn't bear it anymore, shouted, and casually pushed Wei Muhua's chest.

Ah... the underside of the shirt is so solid to the touch... He was a little distracted for a moment.When he came back to his senses, he was facing Wei Muhua's speechless eyes.He hurriedly moved his hands away, his face flushed red.

Women's breasts can't be touched casually, and men's are the same!Well, judging from the feel of the hand, this person must have a great figure... Damn, what am I thinking!

"That..." Jiang Chen blushed, and moved his eyes to the floor next to him, "I want to get into the bathtub by myself."

I'll go, that's okay too? !Jiang Chen was shocked.Could it be that you are cuter when you are shy?

"...Okay." Wei Muhua was a little helpless, "I'll move a chair over here, you can move yourself in from it." Although this guy is a bit silly, he is still a weird person, and the red face and dodging eyes just now are a bit tempting .

Wei Muhua blinked.The person in front of him returned to his normal appearance, still unattractive, which really made him suspect that it was just an illusion.He secretly laughed in his heart: Sure enough, he has been alone at sea for a long time, and he is a bit hungry.

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After taking a shower, Jiang Chen wiped his whole body clean with a towel, until he was sure that there was no drop of water, and then he let Wei Muhua transfer himself to the bed.

Before he could fully enjoy the soft bed, he discovered that Wei Muhua wanted to share the bed with him.

Uh... This boat is indeed prepared for one person.Mr. System, please be generous. Giving an extra bedroom can kill a person?

He realized with joy and sorrow at the same time that Wei Muhua was not interested in him at all, not even interested in talking to him.Jiang Chen really wanted to chat with him, but Wei Muhua fell asleep after a while.

The next two days were the most boring two days in Jiang Chen's life.

In the past few days, except for eating and sleeping, Wei Muhua hardly showed up.He stayed in the laboratory below the deck all day and refused to come out, he simply treated Jiang Chen like air.

Jiang Chen has been looking forward to chatting with him, but he doesn't know what to talk about in the limited time.He's never been very good at picking up topics.

"... What strange things have you heard about Bermuda?" he tried to ask one day at dinner.

"That is, those frequent shipwrecks, ghost ships that reappear after disappearing, nothing special."

"Is that why you came here?"

"No. I study marine life."

"Ah, so you are a scientist!" Jiang Chen was in awe, "How do you explain the strange things in Bermuda?"

"From a professional point of view, I tend to theories such as magnetic fields and infrasound."

"Oh, that……"

Before Jiang Chen could continue, Wei Muhua put down his chopsticks, got up and left.

Jiang Chen held back his breath, and at the same time realized what kind of creature he used to be as a top student in the library who lived all day long.

It's not going to work like this, will we have to wait until the Year of the Monkey?

Jiang Chen has never been the kind of person who can communicate with ease.He is neither introverted nor extroverted, and belongs to the kind of personality that has no characteristics.After going to college, because of low self-esteem, he completely insulated himself from communication.But now it is really impossible, in order not to fail the mission, I can only bite the bullet and go on.

So the next morning, when Wei Muhua was about to leave the laboratory, Jiang Chen refused to let him go easily no matter what.

"I want to visit your laboratory." He smiled what he thought was the best.

"Forget it, there is nothing to visit." He refused without showing any trace.

"I'm bored here by myself, let's go down and take a look." Jiang Chen continued to laugh, he was so shocked by himself.

"There's really nothing to see."

"Alas, please..." Jiang Chen resisted the urge to vomit, and tried his best to pretend to be cute and pitiful.

"..." If you are not cute and insist on pretending to be cute, it is simply revenge on society.Wei Muhua's goosebumps fell all over the ground, and at the same time, the word "spies" flashed in his mind again: If he is so interested in his laboratory, he probably has no intentions.

"Fine then." He agreed.It's better to play hard to get, wait for the opponent's fox tail to show, and catch it.

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In the laboratory, Jiang Chen sat on a chair, facing the piles of bottles and cans, and tried every means to compliment him: "Ah, that's amazing!" "Oh, that seems to be very advanced!" There is a huge difference between the major of science and biology, so I don't even know what the instruments in front of me are for.

Compliments also come off as dry because they don't come from the heart.Wei Muhua was busy with his own business in his isolation gown, and didn't respond at all.

Seeing this, Jiang Chen was very frustrated, really frustrated.

It seems that he is not attractive.Alas, there is no help!Thinking back to the attractive people I have met in this life, they all have an innate affinity, and every frown and smile is eye-catching.Among them is a certain professor in the university, in his forties, with a personable demeanor, witty and humorous in class, and everyone in the class is overwhelmed.It's a complete failure to do everything possible to please yourself, but the other party ignores it!

Annoyed, he couldn't help blurting out: "... How can a person be attractive? How can one be considered temperamental?"

Wei Muhua's hands stopped moving.He didn't raise his head, but just said lightly: "There is poetry and calligraphy in my belly."

This is a very simple sentence, all Chinese people know it, and it is naturally not the first time Jiang Chen has heard of it.But at this moment, he really felt enlightened.

That's right... Since I was a child, the only things I have been in contact with the most are textbooks.There are almost no other extracurricular readings.But if you want to cultivate a person's cultural heritage, textbooks are far from enough.

What the temperament shows is actually the inside. In the final analysis, I still have an empty stomach, and I can't even find a decent topic when chatting.I always thought that if you have good grades, you can travel all over the world, but now it seems that all successful people are indispensable, in addition to professional knowledge, there is connotation.

No way - from now on, I have to recharge, recharge, recharge!Can't just eat textbooks!

"What are you thinking about?" Jiang Chen was frowning and thinking hard, when a voice came.Looking up, Wei Muhua actually walked over on his own initiative.

This is the sun coming out from the west!Jiang Chen was extremely excited.

"You don't have to worry too much." Wei Muhua said lightly, "You have the potential to attract attention."

The first time Jiang Chen received such an evaluation, Jiang Chen's heart skipped a beat.

"You said, am I... very rustic?" He mustered up the courage to ask.Jiang Chen has always been a down-to-earth person, as long as he feels the signal of sincerity, he will definitely hold back nothing.

"Simpleness is not a bad thing."

"I'm already 20 years old, isn't it too late to start changing now?" Jiang Chen completely forgot about the existence of the system at this time, and only regarded this as a conversation that happened in the real world.

"No. If you want to change, you will change soon. However, it is too difficult for a person to have a glamorous appearance and keep a simple heart." Wei Muhua said, "I have a feeling that you will become that kind of person. people."

Although Wei Muhua still didn't show the slightest smile during the whole conversation, Jiang Chen felt a warm current surge in his heart.It seems that scientists are cold-hearted people.After entering the parallel world for so long, he smiled from the bottom of his heart for the first time.

This smile is natural and simple, and the corners of Wei Muhua's mouth curved slightly imperceptibly.

"Would you like to go to the experimental bench to have a look?"

"miss you!"

Wei Muhua is using a pipette to prepare reagents.A row of small plastic tubes with caps on the test tube rack, and several reagent bottles on the laboratory bench.The amount of each reagent must be accurate to the microliter, which is a test of patience.

Jiang Chen watched from the side, feeling very miraculous.His high school has never offered experimental courses, and it has always been on paper. When he went to college, his major did not need biology and chemistry.The pipette was shaped like a gun when the tip was inserted, and he was eager to try it himself.

So, he planned to quietly pick up an idle pipette next to him and look at it.Unexpectedly, he was clumsy, the pipette was missing, and a plastic bucket containing distilled water was knocked over.

A bucket full of water drenched his trousers drippingly.Jiang Chen's mind went blank.It's really blank.

The shape of the legs changed rapidly... Two seconds later, there was only a "squeak", and the pants were split, revealing shiny fish scales...

After ten seconds, the legs come together as one.

Wei Muhua held a pipette in one hand and a reagent bottle in the other, staring at Jiang Chen's "leg", completely petrified.

The expression on his face at this time should be the most vivid expression in his life.Jiang Chen's legs didn't turn into fishtails, because the feet were still left.By now, he simply took off his shoes calmly and poured the remaining half bucket of water.It was either a man or a fish, and he didn't want to be a fish with legs.