super high school level scourge

"I'm not a second child."

What I want to argue is that my behavior does not belong to the second disease at all. Although I am not mature, because I am really too young, I am not considered rational, because I am relatively young, but I do not want to be different from others. It’s different, because it’s too conspicuous, I don’t want to be as shiny as the idol’s shield (aunt), too bright will destroy the various plans I thought of.

For example; if I want to stumble someone randomly, and then tell him that the person who stumbled him is the one who walked past, and then watch them quarrel and fight because of this kind of thing, if there are many people, it may only take A little fuse can produce a large-scale brawl.

What a comfortable scene. Everyone fights over a trivial matter, and even hurts other people's lives. This can only be praised as beautiful.

Let the world be irritable, let the world despair.

How can I, who do things with such a purpose, escape from reality and extend 'I am different from others', 'It is not me that is wrong, it is the world', 'This is maturity', 'If there are counterexamples, then See the above three 'Second Diseases'.

"My name is Kota Naegi, please give me your advice in the next few years."

When I was very young, when my age reached a certain limit, I was sent to kindergarten by my parents. Before my eyes were a lot of chaotic children who were definitely not as big as adults. Of course, I am also these children. one of the .

Tsk... Who told me that there are many people (children) in the kindergarten!

"That...does Miaomu have any specialties or hobbies?" The young teacher, who is a newcomer like Xingta, put on an embarrassed expression. The new teacher hopes that the new students can quickly accept the new environment. He has a straight face like this (family inheritance) ) makes the teacher feel a lot of pressure——!

The stern-faced sapling Kota looked a little funny, but he was too young to be able to look like his parents with a stern-faced frown and a powerful aura: "Well... if you are good at it... It should be cheating, hobbies...is it a hobby to watch other people commit suicide?" The sapling child who just entered kindergarten revealed her terrifying hobbies and specialties in front of many children!

The new teacher was stunned together with her children in an instant: "..." Help, this child has a brain problem!

Needless to say, Xingta, who entered kindergarten on the first day, was sent back home by the teacher on the grounds that he was "unhealthy and would harm other children". What he will face is not the kind psychologist, but the three members of his family. Your lord's three trials.

The conversation between Mukuro (mother) and the teacher outside the door, the joy of sitting on the tatami and tearing up my father's favorite three-point magazine is too heartfelt: Kindergarten teachers have brain problems, I am obviously just telling the truth!

Kissing my father's magazine, under the hands of the unhappy Kota, became a goddess Sanhua.

Mukuro is very angry, Cheng (father) is very angry (because of the magazine), and Dunzi is also very angry.

"Xingta, didn't you want to go to kindergarten to do this, although when I heard this from your mother, I thought you were Dunzi No. [-] for a moment." The dear father held himself turned into a piece of paper, destroying Asked in a good temper with the magazine in the hands of his own son.

Sapling's father has always believed that how could his child be Enoshima Shield No. [-]!Kota must only be like this when he is mischievous!Tearing up his magazines, throwing fruit knives at Xiao Mui and so on must be because of mischievousness and wanting to attract people's attention, and it must be because of the terrifying specialties and hobbies that broke out this time!

Kota, who was kneeling on the tatami in a regular manner, had a straight face. He looked at his own father and said, "'＿ゝ｀) Kindergarten is very happy, because there are many people (who can sow discord), Makoto."

"Call me Dad."

In the first trial of the three trials, Sapling Makoto (self-proclaimed) Kissin's father was played by his own son because of his lack of strength.

The second trial of the three sessions, the court session.

"...Xiao Xing, Dunzi called just now and said that he will come to visit." The mother seedling who was kneeling on the tatami was also a little stressed about her son. She personally conceived the child born in October with the same psychological maturity as ordinary children. There is a gap between heaven and earth.

Miao Mu Mu's mother is actually a little happy. She used to be a mercenary, and she knows that if she wants not to be bullied, she must be stronger than the other party. Her son is still so young and he is strong enough!

Xingta, who was deemed strong enough by Sapling's mother, sat obediently on his knees. He admitted that there was a huge gap between his attitude towards Makoto and Mukuro's attitude. There is no pressure at all...: "She is here to beat me, Mukui."

"Hmm...it shouldn't be wrong, and you have to call me...mom, mom." Mukuro, who had never been called mom by Kota, couldn't believe that she was married to Makoto Naegi, she mumbled shyly, "Mom." 'This title.

It's a pity that just learning to speak, the first sentence is not mom or dad but "chaotic" Xingta, he won't do what she wants, even if he is afraid of Mukuro's force value: "'＿ゝ｀) Oh, All right, Mukuro."

"..."

In the second trial of the three joint trials, the sister-controlled + child-controlled + husband-controlled Sapling (Warblade) Kai ended the one-on-one family meeting because he couldn't do it.

The third trial of the three sessions, the court session.

Kota, who is usually fearless, stares straight at the person opposite. The super idol with heavy makeup - Enoshima Junko, is smiling at her little nephew - Kota Naegi.

"Good evening, Xiaoxing."

"Good evening, Dunzi."

It was a very normal and ordinary family greeting, but secretly there was a dark atmosphere that could not be ignored.

With a 'snap', Enoshima Junko, who was still smiling just now, had a black whip in her hand at some point, she pushed the glasses that she took out from nowhere and said, "Stupid little Xing, Before I start educating you, do you have any last words to say?" The person who was smiling just now became terrified in an instant.

Xingtai knows that the only Cheng who can overcome the shield, went back to the company today because of work, cursed the ten gods Bai Ye who enslaved Cheng, and wished him to be bald soon: "Your nemesis Cheng is not here today, I am troublesome, today I am There is no way to call for help from Xiang Cheng, if you want to hit me, don't give me any more mental torture, and...it's a pity that I didn't see the chaos in this world before I died."

Enoshima Dunko is very happy that Kota has listed chaos as his future career, but this is just a temporary interest of Dunko: "Don't worry, I came with a whip, but I have changed my mind now, stupid Xiaoxing, I will teach you now... I will teach you how to hide in this world and wait for an opportunity!" Dunzi, who suddenly changed his personality in the second half, decided to make a tragedy for the sapling family, and cultivated Dunzi. Machine number two.

After being taught by Dunzi for so many years, Xingta, who didn't want the world to be hopeless but chaotic, said without much interest: "'＿ゝ｀) Huh? It sounds very cool."

In the third trial of the three joint trials, due to the whim of Enoshima Dunko, the criticism meeting became a personal lecture. Xingta said that he learned a lot of good things from the old Jianghu Dunzi (in the world of tragedy).

That night, Dunzi confided to Xingta on a whim. For example, she first wanted to see Makoto Naegi's expression of despair because her son was broken. If it wasn't for the plan, I don't know how many times I killed Xingta.

Dunzi said that she endured it very hard every time, because when Xingtai was a child, she was so stupid that she could only act cute, and the protective atmosphere of small animals exuded from her body, which made her very disgusted, but fortunately, she became a little more sensible when she grew up Finally, in terms of character, I did not follow Cheng, nor did I follow Mu, but followed Dunzi (because we stayed together for a long time).

This kind of relationship sounds really weird, as if it is saying that Xingta's biological mother should be Makoto instead of Mule, whatever... Anyway, Muku is also a sister-in-law, and she doesn't mind giving half of her son to her own sister of.

Kota listened to Dunko complaining about Makoto's various deeds like a drunk uncle.

I never knew that my parents were almost spoiled by Dunzi. Cheng rarely mentioned these things, but secretly guarded against Dunzi. He spent more time in the company than at home every day (curse the ten gods to be bald). Mukuro, who was a mercenary, has never been able to adapt to the life of a housewife (but she has been working hard to adapt for the sake of Cheng), so she can't fully take into account the feelings of her children.

Ever since, Mukuro, who has more time, is a sister-in-law, and the tragedy is the child who was not sensible, that is, I, Kota Sapling.

Mukuro never objected to what Dunzi taught me, she just stood aside and watched everything develop silently, even when Dunzi threw me with a kitchen knife (practicing dodge ability), she just watched A few times when the shield is really too much, she will stop (as long as it doesn't kill Xingta).

I can't understand Muku's thoughts, she often has a straight face and rarely speaks to me, the only thing that can make Muku change her face is Cheng, she only smiles at Cheng, it is... a very...comfortable smile.

On this night, I... learned to lie and pretend.

"I'm Kota Sapling, please give me your advice in the next few years."

"Mr. Seedling, is there anything you like, or is there something you are good at? You can share it with your new friends." The teacher of the new kindergarten looked at the new students who joined the class with a smile.

"I... don't have anything I particularly like, probably... I'm the happiest when watching the news with Makoto (because I can know that there is chaos in that corner of the world), and the things I'm good at... when Mukuro chops vegetables, I They will help her together (from now on, use field knives more, and they will definitely be used in the future)."

"Oh, that's amazing~ Welcome to Nishimori Kindergarten, little sapling, sit next to kid Sawada, kid Sawada raise your hand~"

"Yes~."