roadside bookstore

It is said that the team of the Phantom Brigade is getting stronger and stronger. When the last member of the group, No. [-] Xiaodi, joins the group, it is the peak period of the Phantom Brigade's strength.

Kurolo expressed his relief.

One is that the brigade is getting more and more powerful, but what makes him even more gratified is that Xiaodi is a well-behaved girl.

Although it is said that the memory is a little bit weak, and it is a little bit dull (dark) naturally, but compared with the shortcomings of other members, it is like heaven and earth.

The more Kuroro looked at Xiaodi, the happier she became: "You are a new member of the group, and your wish will be fulfilled first."

The so-called benefits.

What?Did you ask Hisoka when he joined the group?

No, Kuroro replied righteously and said that there was no such group rule at that time.

Xiao Di thought for a while, and said, "I want to visit the bookstore that the head of the group often goes to."

Xiaodi's thoughts are very simple, so where is the place that can make the leader think about it?

You know, she hung the cross on her chest because she worshiped the head of the group.

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes lit up.

They had wanted to go there a long time ago, but they were afraid of offending the group leader.

Kuroro lowered his eyes and thought for a moment: "Does everyone want to go?"

Twelve spiders nodded.

"That's good, two people go together, don't kill her, as for the order, draw lots to decide."

Team[-]: Hisoka & Machi

"Why me and you?" March looked at the perverted magician.

"Who knows~~It seems~everyone has chosen~~" Hisoka smiled.

Madge's bun face instantly.

Team[-]: Franklin & Xiaodi

"Xiaodi, let's go together later." Franklin, who was in charge of her younger sister, turned to Xiaodi as soon as he saw Xiaodi.

"Well, Franklin."

Team[-]: Knights & Paknotan

"I really want to see how Miss Siafei is so interested in the leader." Xia Ke.

"Go over there, you should be able to see a book about raising cats." Paknotan said.

Team[-]: Wo Jin & Nobunaga

"Ah, hope that guy is a good fighter!" Woking.

"Wojin, stop dreaming." Nobunaga said.

Team[-]: Feitan & Funks

"If there is a threat to the brigade, it must be killed." Fei Tan.

Finx: "Fetan, don't be so serious."

Team[-]: Kuhua & Peeling Cracker

"I don't care." The two looked calm.

The above is the result of the lottery.

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"Welcome." Si Yafei closed the book and looked at the two guests whom she had never seen before.

"Enheng~~is it a completely green fruit~~" Hisoka took two steps, twisted his waist, and said unceremoniously, "In this way~it doesn't matter if you kill it~~"

"Hisuo, don't forget what the leader said." Ma Qi read the line in his hand.

Si Yafei didn't read, so she couldn't see the things in Madge's hands, she just took two steps back very calmly, looked up at Hisoka: "Hey, which circus are you from, the powder on your face is all off I have a face."

Just as she was talking, she wiped her hand on her cheek, "Look, they are all of them."

Hisoka instantly stiffened.

"Besides, as a clown, how can you say such nonsensical words, 'killing' is a cold joke, you should say something more hilarious." Si Yafei said blankly Tucao said, "Come here to visit, is there anything?"

Mr. Clown heard the previous sentence petrified, but quickly squinted his eyes: "You are right~~ Sure enough~~ green fruits should be killed~~~This~~~It is me~~ who came here The purpose of ◇～～”

"Mr. Clown, can I understand that you are getting angry?" Si Yafei laughed immediately, and shook her head, "Because I poked you - did you use the fact that the foundation expired?"

Hisoka wanted to cry for no reason.

Foundation expired?

Should I kill this little fruit or not? ?

Killed, anger is not a good reason to kill~~, and I believe that Madge behind him will give him a good blow without hesitation, although it is not bad to fight with Madge~~, de mo (but ) ~~ Getting angry from embarrassment is really not a good reason to kill someone~~

[Why did you go back again! ! 】

Not to kill, this seems to be not in line with the taste of magicians~~

But it really doesn't fit to kill someone in a fit of anger~~??

The great magician was suddenly at a loss.

And Si Yafei has already left Hisoka, and looked at March: "This beautiful lady, why did you come with this clown who used expired foundation, had no sense of humor, and became angry and murdered?"

Hisoka suddenly realized that he was being rejected?

Ma Qi resisted the urge to laugh out loud: "Because I accidentally joined him."

Concise and concise.

"So that's it. Let me just say, how could a guy like him, who has no taste, be loved by women."

Hisoka's bun face reappeared.

"By the way, miss, I think you may be harassed by many people." At this point, Si Yafei glanced at Hisoka intentionally or unintentionally, "This book is very suitable for you."

"Hundred Tips for Dealing with Difficult Men".

Turning to the first page, the first article came into view, and Madge smiled inexplicably.

"I bought this book."

Hisoka glanced at the first article, and once again had a bun face——

Article [-]: To deal with men, the first move is to cut off children and grandchildren!

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When the wind chime rang again, Si Yafei raised her head and showed a professional smile: "Welcome."

Xiao Di poked his head out and said softly, "I want to buy books, do you have any recommendations?"

"Excuse me, but the person next to you is yours..." Si Yafei looked at Franklin beside Xiaodi in distress.

Franklin frowned, but still answered: "I am her brother."

"Then, you don't have a boyfriend?" Si Yafei asked.

"what is that?"

Si Yafei took out a book, "Poor girl, this book will tell you all the secrets."

"One Hundred Things Adolescent Girls Should Read".

Franklin glanced a little, nodded, and bought it.

When Xiao Di looked at Franklin innocently two months later, you will also be in love, Franklin's face twisted instantly: The owner of the bookstore, how could he sell this kind of book! !

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"Nane, are you the owner of this bookstore?" The knight looked curiously at the long black-haired woman in front of him with a baby face on his face. It seemed that there was nothing special about it... It turns out that the leader is so good. mouth?

"Well, I am. Is there any problem?" Si Yafei asked with a [-]° smile on the corner of her mouth.

"Is there any book about raising cats?" Compared with the knight, Paknotan's purpose of coming here is very clear, and he went straight to the point when he came up.

"Cat? Please wait a moment." Si Yafei nodded politely, and was about to get the book, when the cool voice of the knight behind him sounded: "Ah, you bastard, you are so boring."

Even though he said that, he still smiled, as if he didn't say this sentence.

But Si Yafei knew that this was not her hallucination.

"Mister, may I ask why you keep smiling?" Si Yafei looked calm, even though she had already cursed the guy in front of her eighteen times, eighteen times, am I bored?Are you fine!

"Does the owner even have to intervene in the private affairs of this kind of customers?" Mimi was still a chivalrous man with a smile on his face.

Si Yafei quickly calmed down, and said with the same smile: "Hey... Actually, I didn't want to say it. In the book, people who laugh at Mimi all day long are called..."

"Other kind of facial paralysis. Excuse me, sir, have you ever had any... psychological trauma?"

The knight's face was already stiff.

Si Yafei took advantage of the victory and pursued: "Of course, apart from this reason, there is another...facial nerve damage, sir, what type are you?"

The knight is inexplicably sad, oh no, leader, I finally know why you are interested in this guy! !It turns out... both of them are black-bellied! !

Pai Kenotan held back his laughter, and after paying the money, the two left.

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"Oh!"

There was a loud noise, and Si Yafei looked at the door vigilantly, what's going on?

"Haha, girl, I'm sorry, I didn't find the door, so I just tore it down, haha!" Wo Jin, a huge man walked in, followed by a man dressed as a warrior and said cursingly: "I said it a long time ago. You, Wojin! Don't be so reckless all the time!"

"No...it's okay." Si Yafei twitched and told herself, don't get angry, don't get angry.

"Sir, do you want to buy a book about swords?" Si Yafei tried to smile.

And the samurai Mr. Nobunaga didn't agree with her at all, but looked at her vigilantly: "How do you know that my weapon is a sword?"

Si Yafei calmly pointed to the sword beside his waist, Nobunaga was speechless for a moment.

Ahhh why did I forget to put the sword away! !How could I make such a mistake! !

If Finks and Feitan found out, they would definitely laugh at themselves! Laugh at themselves! !

No, there is one right next to...

"Haha! Nobunaga, how could you make such a mistake!!" Wo Jin beside him started laughing, Si Yafei covered her ears, and said weakly, "Mr.... your voice is too loud ..."

Is this guy human! !

Si Yafei complained, trying hard to sell her book: "Excuse me, do you still want to buy books?"

If they don't buy it, I will kill them today! !Otherwise, how can you match my door! !

Maybe Si Yafei's expression was too ferocious, or maybe Nobunaga was afraid that Si Yafei would mention himself when he saw Feitan and the others, so he probably bought...a book as high as a mountain.

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"Yo, you are the owner of this bookstore?" Finks walked in, as if wanting to collect protection money.

"What's your business?" Putting away the book, Si Yafei looked at him without any panic.

Inexplicably, Finks suddenly loses confidence and dare not finish his lines, but who is he, a member of the Phantom Troupe!Wouldn't others die laughing at being frightened by a little girl?

"Hand over the money!" Finks said viciously.

"Puff..." Si Yafei's shoulders trembled, "I'm sorry, sir, your performance is too fake."

"..." The person whose intention was suddenly exposed was embarrassed, but still asked curiously: "Why can you see it?"

"Doesn't the real robber want to raise his fist or copy someone?" Si Yafei asked naively.

Fei Tan just walked into the bookstore when he heard this sentence, raised his eyebrows, and raised the umbrella in his hand: "So, is it true enough now?"

Malicious thoughts flooded the sky, Si Yafei frowned a little uncomfortable, Finks quickly interrupted: "Fei Tan, you are so short, don't you look even more unbearable?"

Hello!This guy is guarded by the leader!

Thinking so, Finks changed the topic by using Feitan's weakness.

"Hmph... do you want to fight?" With a cold snort, Fei Tan had already made an attack.

"That..." Si Yafei said weakly, "Sir, are you troubled by your height?"

Hit the nail on the head.

Fei Tan acquiesced, and asked back: "Is there any way?"

"Hmm... I remembered, wouldn't it be good to make people taller than you shorter?" Si Yafei chuckled and raised the book in her hand, "Trust me, this book will tell you."

Inexplicably, Si Yafei seemed to be covered with sunshine, like a missionary.

Fei Tan didn't care so much, he glanced at the book, and raised the corner of his mouth maliciously: "Let someone who is taller than you be shorter than you, um... how about letting him walk sideways for the rest of his life?"

Finks was sweating slightly on the back of his head, hello!Have you forgotten the group rules?

Fei Tan casually threw the money back, picked up the book, and slowly approached Finx: "Well... let's start with you."

The two of them just went out and fought until it was dark.

【Let him walk sideways for the rest of his life→death】

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It is said that when it was the turn of Kuhua & Peeling Cracker, the bookstore had already closed, so they were the only group in the entire brigade that didn't have anyone shot and fell to the ground.

But at this time, Si Yafei behind the scenes just counted the money in her hand with a smile, thinking when those unlucky ghosts will come again...

On the other hand, Kuroro also finished reading the book in his hand with a smile. Maybe he had foreseen this result a long time ago...