roadside bookstore

Ah Ruo: Qiang Qiang, waiting here until 2013 actually arrives seems a bit boring...

Gay: Baa [← Hello!

Ah Ruo: Okay, how about we play a quiz?I just eat plain rice.

Gay: I'll eat it too.

【whip

Gay: Hey~

Ah Ruo: It seems that some very boring problems have been eliminated by us. In a word, I just look at it. Gay, go ahead, I will eat white rice TAT.

Gay: That nest is on o(￣ヘ￣o*)[make a fist!]

01.あなたの名前を教えください.[Please tell me your name.]

Si Yafei: ...

Kurolo: ...

Gay (stiff): Is this the rest of the non-boring question?

Ah Ruo (gnawing melon seeds): That’s right~~ Please be straightforward~~ Answer seriously~~

Si Yafei: Why is that wavy line so strange?

A Ruo: So, her name is "Why is that wavy line so weird?" Well, I'm just kidding, Siyafei, put your gun away! ! ! (touching sweat) Well, the name is Siafee Ruxilu.

Kuroro (smiling): Kuroro Roussillo.

Gay: They are all surnamed Lu Xilu [Wang Tian

A Ruo: [explosive chestnut

Gay: Hey~ [covers head

02.年齢は[age is]

Si Yafei: 22.

Kurolo: 24.

03. Gender は[gender is]

Si Yafei: ... Did you really remove some boring questions?

Ah Ruo (spread hands): Don’t pay too much attention to this kind of thing~ Please answer the question.

Si Yafei: ♀... Can't you see it?

Kurolo: ♂.

04. Your personality は[How is your personality]

Si Yafei: ...Character?Presumably paranoia?

Chrollo: Cold-blooded?

Ah Ruo (eating chocolate): Ah... I didn't expect the group leader to use rhetorical questions.

Gay: Please give me a piece of chocolate [Star Eyes]

05. The character of each other

Si Yafei: He is bad, and he is described as a man of gold and jade.

Kurolo: This guy is just an insecure guy.

Gay: ...Why does it smell like gunpowder?

Ah Ruo (continuing to eat chocolate): Don’t pay too much attention to it~ But the two answered very sharply.

Gai: Is there any more chocolate [lick fingers]

06. Two people の出会いはいつどこで[When and where did the two meet]

Si Yafei & Kurolo: I (she) opened a bookstore nine years ago.

Ah Ruo: They all say the same thing.

Gay: This is tacit understanding

07. The first impression of each other is [what is the first impression of the other party]

Si Yafei: Gentle and refined, she likes to read books.

Kuroro: Yamato Nadeko type of woman, I always feel very mysterious.

08. Match hand の ど ん な と こ ろ が 好 き [Where do you like each other]

Si Yafei: Probably... I was too lonely, and then my brain was hit. [shrug]

Chrollo: ...I fell in love with it without knowing it.

A Ruo (continues to eat chocolate): Sure enough, Luoluoge's answer is more normal. What about Si Yafei's three views?

09. Xiangshou の ど ん な と こ ろ が 恐い [Where do you hate each other]

Si Yafei: The brigade is too important.

Chrollo: You take your family too seriously.

Gay: ...It smells so strong of gunpowder.

Ah Ruo (still eating chocolate): So, don’t worry too much about it~

10. Your side と Xiangshouの相性はいいと思う[Do you think you get along well with each other]

Si Yafei: Okay... right?

Kurolo: It's fine.

11. Xiangshou の こ と を He で ん で る [how to call each other]

Si Yafei: Kurolo.

Kurolo: Sia Fei.

Gay: Huh?Is there nothing special about it?For example, Feifei, Luo Luoge ☆v☆

The two turned their heads at the same time: What did you say?

Gai: ...I, I didn't say anything!It's too windy, I can't hear you...

12. Xiangshou nihe て call ばれたい[I hope the other party will call you]

Si Yafei: That's fine.

Kurolo: I think so too.

13. Xiangshou を animal に例えたら何 [metaphorically speaking, what kind of animal does the other party look like]

Si Yafei: Probably a cunning...wolf?

Kurolo: Human, aren't humans animals?

Ah Ruo: What should I do? I don’t know how to complain...

14. 相手にプレゼントをあげるとしたら何もあげる[If you give a gift, what will you give to the other party]

Si Yafei: A gift?book... right?

Chrollo: ... myself?

Ah Ruo: Brother Luoluo, you have become more and more ruthless recently...the Phantom Troupe is not poor, right?

Kuroro (taking the thief's cheat book): Thank you for the compliment.

Gay: [Pull Ah Ruo

15.プレゼントをもらうとしたら何がほしい[What gift do you want to receive]

Si Yafei: Anything but himself.

Ah Ruo (chewing chocolate helplessly): ... Daughter, you are really low on expectations.Good boy, do you want some chocolate?

Kuroro (covering her mouth and thinking): Probably herself.

Gay: [Hands up, I'll eat! !

16. 相手に双して不満はあるそれはどんなこと[Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party? If so, where is it?]

Si Yafei: The brigade is too important.

Kurolo: Take your family too seriously.

A Ruo: Is it repeated?

17. Your side の addiction っ て He [what are your hobbies code]

Si Yafei: Read a book.

Kuroro: Collect collectibles.

18. Xiangshou の addiction っ て He [Does the other party have any addictions]

Si Yafei & Kurolo: Just write the above answer backwards.

Ah Ruo (holding the forehead): Can you stop being so lazy?

19. Xiangshou の す る こ と (addiction na ど) で さ れ て 早 な こ と は [what the other party does will hate]

Si Yafei: When he gave up the others because of the brigade.

Kuroro: When she gave up everything else for her family.

20. Your party の す る こ と (喜な ど) で Xiangshou が anger る こ と は He [the other party will hate what you do]

Si Yafei & Kurolo: Just write the above answer backwards.

Ah Ruo: The two of you... really know yourselves.

21. The relationship between two people はどこまでの[Where has the relationship between the two progressed]

Si Yafei & Kurolo: They both have children... What do you think?

22. Two people's first date はどこ[Where is the first date]

Si Yafei & Kurolo: I haven't had a date.

23. その时の二人の风囲気は[The atmosphere at that time was]

Ah Ruo: I was wrong... too much.

24.その时どこまで进んだ[Where did the progress come at that time]

A Ruo: Go ahead.

25. よく行くつートスポッットク[Where is the place where you often date]

A Ruo: Later.

Gay: [Look, it will be gone after a while

26. Xiangshouのbirthday, どうperformanceする[What will the other party do on their birthday]

Si Yafei & Kurolo: Do ​​you still remember your own birthday?

Gay: Looks like someone was born on Singles' Day.

Chrollo: Are you out of chocolate?

Gay: No, no. Σ(°△°|||)︴【Escape

27. Confession はどちらから[Who is the first to confess]

Si Yafei (laughs): It’s me~

Kurolo (with an ugly face): Yes.

Ah Ruo: Thank you for your hard work... Brother Luoluo.

28. Xiangshouのことを、どれくらい好き [How much do you like each other]

Si Yafei: Help him kill.

Kurolo: Tell others that you have a weakness.

29.では、爱してる [Ah, is it love]

Si Yafei: I don't know.

Chrollo: Probably...well.Ah Ruo: In fact, the three views of the two are not right.

30. 言われると微い相手の一言は [There is nothing the other party says]

Si Yafei: Just when my name is called.

Chrollo: Probably when I say "I love you"...?

Ah Ruo: Daughter, have you ever said...

31. Xiangshou に 流気 の doubt が!

Kuroro (reappearing the thief cheats in his hand): Kill him.

Si Yafei (laughs): Take Murika away and leave him alone.

A Ruo (raises hand): Brother Luoluo, what if it's "her"?

Kurolo: ...

32. Floating 気 を Xu せ る [is it allowed to change your mind?]

Kurolo & Si Yafei: Not allowed.

A Ruo: This answer is normal.

33.相手がデートに1时间遅れた!どうする[What should I do if the other party is one hour late for a date]

Ah Ruo: ...I was wrong, pass.

34. One part of the body of the match hand で一些好きなのはどこ[Which part of the other party do you like most]

Chrollo: Eyes.

Gay (surprised): Brother Luoluo, you don't mean to dig it out, do you?

Si Yafei (laughs): How dare he?Probably the eyes too.

Ah Ruo: You really have a tacit understanding...

35. Match hand の color っ ぽ い shi っ て ど ん な の [what kind of behavior of the other party is the most flattering]

Kuroro: When she deliberately seduced me.

Si Yafei: When he is thinking about problems, he is as innocent as a child.

36. When two people de い て ぉ キ っ と す る の は ど ん な when [when two people will feel nervous]

Kurolo: When her eyes are firm and she decides to leave.

Si Yafei: When he was about to decide what to do.

Ah Ruo: ...not yet to the last fifty questions.

37. 相手に味をつけるhush はうまい[Have you ever lied to the other party? Are you good at lying?]

Kurolo & Si Yafei: Yes.good at.

Ah Ruo: ...It's really not normal.

38. 何をしている时が一一兴兴せ [I feel the happiest when I do something]

Si Yafei: I was the first to see him in the morning.

Kurolo: Look at when she is with Murica.

39. ケンカをしたことがある[Have you ever had a fight]

Si Yafei: No.

Kurolo: No, because she ran away without making any noise.

40.どんなケンカをするの[What kind of quarrel is it]

Gay: Yes.

Chrollo: You're still here.

41.どうやって中直りするの[How to reconcile]

Ah Ruo: Yes.

42.生まれ変わっても恋人になりたい [Do you want to be a lover even if you reincarnate]

Si Yafei & Kurolo: No.

43.「爱されているなすと感じるのはどんな时[When I feel "loved"]

Si Yafei: When he said "trust me".

Kuroro: When she decided to be with me.

44.「もしかして爱されていないんじゃ」と感じるのはどんな时[When I feel "Don't you love me?"]

Kuroro: ...Is this problem really not to sow dissension?

Si Yafei: It seems that when I found out that he didn't tell me the truth.

Chrollo: When she left.

45. Your method of expressing love はどんなの[How do you express love]

Kuroro: Probably expressed as [Wow——].

Si Yafei: ...

Ah Ruo (covering her face): Let’s pass this question.

46. ​​もし死ぬなら相手より先がいい后がいい [If you die, will you die before or after the other party]

Si Yafei: What must be said... I want to die later.

Kurolo (silent): ...

Ah Ruo (surprised): Why?

Si Yafei (smiling): Because I think that the one who dies last has to carry the cross of the one who died instead... It would be better if I die later.

47. Two people の に 隠 し thing は あ る[Is there something to hide between the two]

Kurolo & Si Yafei: Yes.

Ah Ruo: Really honest...

48. Your のコンプレックスは何[What is your plot]

Ah Ruo (super irresponsible): let's go...

49. Errenの仲は周りの人に Publicly recognized extremely secret [Is the relationship between the two people recognized by the people around them or kept secret]

Ah Ruo: It's admitted, let's get over it...I'm going back to take a hot bath.

Si Yafei: ... Which irresponsible guy pulled us here? !

50. Two people's love is forever だと思う[Do you think the love between two people will last forever]

Kurolo & Si Yafei: No.

Gay: Uh, cough cough, Ruo Ruo, do you want some snacks?

Ah Ruo: No...

Gay: I want to eat, okay, let's go to bed (ˉεˉ)...

Ah Ruo: ...

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Ah Ruo: Because some irresponsible guy has slipped away, so good boy, go to bed, and the next fifty questions about CJ will follow.

51. Your side is subject to け? Attack? [Are you subject? Or attack?]

Si Yafei (gritting teeth): accept.

Kurolo (laughs): Attack.

52.どうしてそう决まったの?[Why such a decision?]

Si Yafei: ... Wasn't it your decision?

A Ruo (twitching the corners of her mouth): Gender determines.

53.そのstateに満足してる? [Is this state satisfied?]

Si Yafei: What if you are not satisfied?

Ah Ruo (wiping sweat): It seems so.

54. First エッチはどこで?[Where is the first H?]

Si Yafei: You mean with him?Probably the same room as two|years ago.

55.その时の感想を????[The feeling at that time was????]

Kurolo: Surprised, she would take the initiative.Si Yafei: Be sad, I will be leaving soon.

A Ruo: Is this really how normal people feel?

56.その时，双手はどんな様子でした? [At that time, what was the other party like?]

Chrollo: Charm it.

Si Yafei: How should I put it... I always feel that Kuroro's attitude at that time was always scary.

Ah Ruo (drinking milk ǎi): Sure enough, Luo Luoge's eyes are as fierce as a tiger.

Si Yafei (pointing): ...shut up!

57. Early|Night 朝、初の言叶は? [What is the first thing to say in the morning after that?]

Si Yafei: "Kulolo, you've woken up a long time ago, you're by my side, and you will never fall asleep when I wake up."

Ah Ruo: ...I always feel so nuè.

Kuroro: ...Didn't you write it?I didn't speak to her.

58.エッチは周に何回くらいする?[How many times a week?]

Si Yafei: ...Can I choose not to answer?

Ah Ruo: No, OK, oh~ Please be straightforward~~ Answer seriously~~

Si Yafei: I really want to kill her so that she will never see readers again...

Kuroro: Let me answer it, you have to see how many times a week I visit Whale Island, and for how many days.

A Ruo: Then what?

Kurolo: Then multiply that number by two.

Ah Ruo: ... You have worked hard, daughter.

59. Ideal は Zhou に He Hui? [How many times do you do in a week?]

Si Yafei: ...Why are these questions so... Sure enough, you have lost all your money.

Kuroro: Pfft... I haven't considered this question, let it take its course.

60.どんなエッチなの? [What kind of H?] Si Yafei: ... (completely silent)

Kurolo: That's normal.

Ah Ruo (drinking milk ǎi): Cut, it’s really boring.

A certain Kai who sneaked back: Hey, what answer do you want!

61. Self-distribution が一次感じるのはどこ? [Where do you feel the most?]

Si Yafei: ... (smashing the jar) I don't know.

Kurolo: Same as above.

Ah Ruo: Oh, oh, oh, what should I do? I really want to know...

62. 相手が一些感感じているのはどこ?[Where does the other party feel the most?]

Si Yafei: ...

Kuroro (put away laughing): Can I not answer?

A Ruo: How can it be?This is a New Year's gift to give back to the readers, how can it be... (Looking at the pirated zéi cheat book that someone held up)... Let's just skip it.

63.エッチの时の相手を一言で言うと?[Use one sentence to describe the other party at H.]

Si Yafei: How should I put it, it's...strange.

Ah Ruo (surprised): You actually answered! !

Kurolo (laughs): At that time, Siafei was very lovable.

Ah Ruo (beef milk accidentally cooked | came out): ... I made a mistake with Luoluoge TAT.

⑥4.エッチははっきり言って好き? Hate it? [Do you like H? Or hate it?]

Si Yafei: I have no special feeling.

Chrollo: I like it...

65. Puduan どんなシチュエーションデエッチするの? [What is the general body?] Si Yafei: ...

Kurolo: Up and down|body|position, on the bed|, next time you can try leaning against the wall.

Ah Ruo: ...

Si Yafei (glaring): How dare you!

66. やってみたいシチュエーションは? (place, time, コスチューム, etc.) [what kind of fǎ do you want to try? (place, time, clothing, etc.)]

Ah Ruo (looks at the gun against the back of his head): ... Let's skip this question, shall we?

67. シャワーはエッチのFront? After?[Is the shower in front of H? Or after?]

Chrollo: Ah... probably both before and after.

Ah Ruo (confused): Huh?Does your daughter still have the strength after finishing it?

Kurolo (laughs): I carried her there.

Ever since, someone's foot was stepped on severely.

68. エッチの时の两人の结束ってある? [Did the two make an agreement when doing it?]

Si Yafei & Kurolo: None.

Ah Ruo: Really boring.

69. Other than 相手とエッチしたことはある? [Have you ever done it with someone other than the other party?]

Si Yafei & Kurolo: Yes.

Ah Ruo (covering her face): These two are really not qualified lovers.

70.「心が得られないなら身|体だけでも」という考えについて.Agree? Disagree? [Thinking about "If you can't get the heart, just the body is fine". Agree? Disagreement?] Si Yafei: Cons|Right.

Kurolo: I don't feel it. After all, if I get the body, I probably get what I want... It doesn't matter what the heart is.

Ah Ruo: ...As expected of a Liu Xing street person.

71. Competitor が悪者に强|jiān さ れ て し ま い ま し た!Only he [wow——] someone else's share.

Ah Ruo: So it's what if... But seriously, will Luo Luoge be raped?

Kurolo (strange pause): I shot that guy.

72. エッチの前と后, よりみずかしいのはどっち? [H front or back, which one feels more shy?] Si Yafei: Is there a difference?Probably the former, because the latter... I have already gone to play chess with Duke Zhou.

Kurolo (laughs): I don't have the word shy in my dictionary.

Ah Ruo (drinking milk ǎi): I understand.

Si Yafei (pointing): Why have you been drinking milk?i?

Ah Ruo (tilts head): Nipples can grow taller... and can also enlarge breasts! [Sludge, where is your lower limit! ! 】

Si Yafei (nodding): Give me some.

73.qīn友が「Tonight だけ、少しいから???」とエッチをqiúめてきました.どうする? [A friend said? "Only tonight, because it's too lonely" and ask qiúH. What should I do?]

Kurolo & Si Yafei: I don't have that kind of friend.

Kuroro: Besides, they can go outside to find|someone by themselves.

Ah Ruo: ...I was wrong.

74. Self-distribution はエッチがqiaoいと思う? [Do you think your skills are good?]

Si Yafei: ...

Kurolo: It should be fine.

Ah Ruo (covering her face): I understand, how could the head of the Phantom Brigade not be able to do it... After all, he still has to hook up with many girls, Sister Yu.

75. Hands-on はエッチがqiaoい? [Where is the other party?]

Si Yafei: I refuse to answer.

Chrollo: It's enough to satisfy me.

76.エッチ中に相手に言ってほしい言叶は? [What do you want the other party to say when you do it?]

Si Yafei: Probably "I believe in you".

Chrollo: "I love you"?

Ah Ruo: Suddenly found that both of them are very innocent.

77. エッチ中に相手が见せる颜で好きな颜はどんなの? [What expression do you like to see the other person’s face most when you are in H?]

Si Yafei: ...

Chrollo: Probably intoxicated?

Ah Ruo: ... Brother Luoluo, your skin has become thicker and thicker recently.

Other than lovers ともエッチしてもいいと思う? [Do you think it is okay to H with people other than lovers?]

Si Yafei & Kurolo: Yes.

A Ruo: Both of them are abnormal.

79. SM と か に interest は あ る? [Are you interested in SM and the like?]

Si Yafei: No, there is! !

Kuroro (laughs): Since Si Yafei is so interested, I don't mind...

Ah Ruo: Brother Luoluo, you...

80. Suddenly match hand が body|body を qiúmete こなくなったらどうする?

Si Yafei: Then I will be thankful.

Chrollo: Is it possible?

Ah Ruo (那 sǐ): What if?

Chrollo: Then let her need it again.Ah Ruo: What an embarrassing answer.

81. 强|jiān をどう思いますか? [How do you feel about qiang|jiān?] Kurolo & Si Yafei: Here, this is not an offense.

Ah Ruo: ...The world of hunters is so miserable.

82. エッチでツライのは何?[What is the most difficult thing about H?]

Si Yafei: How to make him stop.

Ah Ruo: ...You didn't answer with an ellipsis?

Kuroro: She is obviously not physically strong.

Ah Ruo: ...

83. 今までエッチした地方で一个スリリングだったのはどこ? [Where is the most thrilling H location so far?]

Si Yafei: Next to Murika's room, while she was sleeping.

Kuroro: Hmm...about the same, but Siafei's expression was very good at that time...

Ah Ruo: ...Can I ask you to let the child go?

84. 受けの及からエッチに导ったことはある? [Does the recipient take the initiative to qiú pass H?]

Kurolo: Yes, it is the first time.

Si Yafei: ... I didn't take the initiative to ask for it.

Kurolo (pretending to be puzzled): Didn't you seduce|seduce?

Ah Ruo: ...

85. その时の攻めの反応は? [What was the reaction of the attacking side at that time?]

A Ruo: See question 56.

86. 攻めが强|jiānしたことはある?

Kurolo & Si Yafei: None.

87.その时の受けの反応は? [What was the reaction of the recipient?]

Si Yafei: ...

Kuroro: Great expression~ 88. "エッチの相手にするなら???"というideal image はある?[Is there an ideal "H object"?]

Chrollo: Probably her.

Si Yafei: ...

Ah Ruo (black belly): Ah... I'm ashamed.

Si Yafei (drawing out the qiāng): Do you want to sǐ?

⑧9. Xiangshou はidealにかなってる? [Does the other party meet the ideal?]

Kurolo & Si Yafei: It doesn't match.

Ah Ruo: ...Huh?what was that like?

Kurolo & Si Yafei: My first impression of the other party.

Ah Ruo: ...two duplicity guys.

90. エッチに small props を う? [Do you use props when H?]

Kurolo: Not yet, but you can try.

Si Yafei: ...

91. Your side's "はじめて" は佳歳の时? [How old was your "first time"?]

Kurolo: 6 years old, right?

Si Yafei: 10 years old.

Ah Ruo: Liú Xingjie is so pitiful... I am sorry for you, daughter.

92. それは今の相手? [Then, is it the other party now?]

Ah Ruo: No need to ask, absolutely not.

93. どこにキスされるのが一些好き?[Where do you like to be qīn|wěn the most?]

Si Yafei: Lips.

Chrollo: Lips.

A Ruo: The two hobbies are still the same.

94. どこにキスするのが一些好き? [Where is your favorite qīn|wěn?]

Si Yafei: Eyes, hair.

Chrollo: Eyes.

Ah Ruo: ...

95. エッチ中に相手が一件喜ぶことは何? [What does the other party do the happiest in H?]

Si Yafei: Respond?

Chrollo: Stop?

Ah Ruo: ...I really can't complain.

96. エッチの时，何を考えてる?[What do you think about when H?]

Si Yafei: Thinking of whether Murika has slept or not.

Kurolo: It turns out that Si Yafei still has other dreams... I haven't worked hard enough.

Ah Ruo: ... that's enough for you immoral.

97. One night ni Hehui くらいやる? [How many times do you do it in one night?]

Si Yafei: ...

Kurolo: Not sure.

⑨8. When エッチの时，服は自分で拍ぐ?打がせてもらう? [When H, is the clothes being dragged by oneself or being dragged?]

Si Yafei: The other party.

Chrollo: Myself.

Ah Ruo: Puff... Luo Luoge is so pitiful.

99. Your side にとってエッチとは? [What is H to you?]

Kurolo: The way to collect information.

Ah Ruo: ...This answer is really Kuroro-like.

Si Yafei: ...Probably a way of expressing love?

100.相手に一言どうぞ.[Please say a word to the other party.]

Ah Ruo: Hey, Gai, who is peeking behind you, you can come out now.

Gay (pretending to be sprinkled): Ah Ruo Ruo, I brought the food.

Kurolo: Ah... I hope we don't meet when we come here. Also, how about shooting these two people together?

Si Yafei: That's a good idea.

------In the end, Ah Ruo and Gai died together... and I was mistaken for dying for love, puff...------------

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