[Comprehensive] Live alone

Blink and blink, are these small arms and legs worn by babies?This is the nursery, right?I used to stand outside and see the inside, but the feeling of staying inside is different, my whole body is limp.But does it mean that I can be a qualified foodie who gets sleepy when I'm full?It should be ok.

There is nothing to write about when I was a baby, so I just skip it, and I don’t have anything to write about later, so I skip it, and I don’t have anything to write about at the end, so let’s skip it, so this article is over, aren’t you? Are you kidding me?Well, let’s talk about the main thing. There was nothing special when I was young, except that I had an older brother named Wu Xie, and I was named Wu Shuang. Putting it together, it is obvious that Brother Wu Xie gets a lot of complaints, because when the two of them are put together, there will be a word, that is-innocence and innocence are unparalleled in the world.

Later, in view of the family adventures of Wu Xie and Mrs. Wu Xie, I saw a lot of legendary antiques and said that I couldn’t understand them, but when I saw something like parchment, I became very playful and folded it into a paper airplane. It is strictly forbidden to enter and leave at will.I usually listen to my grandfather telling stories when I have nothing to do. Wu Xie Xiaozhengtai has a notebook in his hand, which is said to be written by his grandfather.Didn't you really ask grandma to write it for you?But come to think of it, that's not necessary.Looking at the black and white photos of my grandparents, I couldn't help thinking, I really didn't realize that my grandpa was handsome when he was young.

Later, I don’t remember what stupid thing I did, and I was adopted to Comrade Wu Sansheng, the third uncle of me and Wu Xie’s little wife. From then on, I bid farewell to my happy and beautiful life of tossing about and eating food.

Aw, it's hard work following my third uncle and father.

Third Uncle Daddy, why do you seem to have a split personality? Why do you look the same every now and then? Although it’s not obvious, why do you treat me like this for a while and treat me like that for a while? My small body can’t stand it. You know how to SHI , the author will find you.

Third Uncle, Dad, why do you seem to have amnesia? You clearly agreed that I can go to sleep after the hole is finished. How can you throw me a book now.

Third Uncle Daddy, why are you acting like a professional missing person who can't see the end of the dragon? You were not in the room when you went in before. Why are you in the room after 3 minutes? There is a secret door in your room dear!

Ah, third uncle, why did you leave me to the flowery second master Xie?

Ah, Uncle Third, have you taken a fancy to the beautiful Second Master Xie?You want to use the excuse of coming to see me to see Second Master Xie?

Ah, third uncle, who is that little boy standing with Wu Xie Xiao Zhengtai who looks like a little girl in a New Year picture?Ah, brother Wu Xie, why did you say you want to marry Xiao Hua?Brother Wu Xie, you are precocious.

Ah, brother Wu Xie, shouldn't you be with my little brother?Xiaohua should be with the black glasses, a little brother like you and the black glasses will cry.

Ah lah, why do I have to learn Huagu Opera? Am I not the third uncle and dad you put here as an excuse to meet Xiaohua and his second master and the eyeliner who closely supervises Xiaohua's second master's movements?

Ah, third uncle, dad, I was wrong, I shouldn't have eavesdropped on your whispering with Xiao Hua and his second master.

Ah, third uncle, you gave me this shovel so that I can bury the little flower that robbed me of the doll alive, no, to loosen the soil?

Ah, Xiaohua, how can you just ignore death, we are singing flower drums together, dear.

Ah, Xiao Hua, what's wrong with singing Huagu Opera?Don't think that I don't know that you spent a lot of little girls, they all secretly promised you.

Ah, Xiaohua, now you finally realize that you are a boy, and I am indeed a girl?You said I was a girl a long time ago, but you still said I was a boy.Have you ever seen the boy below without handles?What do you say I am a eunuch? !Aw, Xiao Hua, how could this be possible!

Ah, Xiao Hua, it's good to be a boy, you think.Men have big aunts, two do not need to wear BRA in summer, three do not have to give birth to babies, four can be shirtless, five can be unisex, six hehe, can pee anywhere.Ah hey, what kind of eyes do you have, you bastard.

Ah, third uncle, dad, isn't this school very good?What?not good?What's so bad about military school?Ok, then I'll change it.

Hey, third uncle, dad, I didn't write about the military academy this time!This doesn't work either?Then you didn't say it earlier, if you said it, I would not fill in the police academy.

Ao You, Third Uncle, Daddy, he's going to carry a hoe again, no, he's carrying a shovel to the ground.

Xiaoyou, third uncle, dad, you didn't say anything before, I didn't bring anything.Do you want me to dig a grave with you in a pink nightgown and powder blue flip flops?It's not to seduce or anything. [Third Uncle: Pan Zi.Pan Zi: Yes, Third Master.A large package was thrown in my face. 】

Xiaoyou, don't call me Miss Misan, you are Misan, your whole family is Misan!Who told me to be in a hurry.You want to call me Miss San.

Xiaoyou, third uncle, there are so many zongzi here, and it’s not even the Dragon Boat Festival, dear, even if you buy one and get three free, I don’t want it, third uncle, help me!

Short oil, Fatty Wang, your oily body is really good.You ask me why is it good?Of course, it will add oil and water to us. How about eating compressed food and canned things all day long? Of course, there must be a little oil and water.Could it be that this is the grain reserve prepared by third uncle's father? !

Dear, did you catch the Lama today?

Xiaoyou, I also know that asking you to pay the bills every month is like a woman having her period every month. The first day is always the most painful, and then it will be fine.So hurry up and take it out.

Hello, brother, I am Wu Xie's younger sister Wu Shuang.In the future, my little boy will be handed over to you, so you must take good care of him.The little brother was expressionless.

Fatty, I graduated.Is there anything to send me?which school?Oh, I'm from the police academy, and I've already been assigned.What?Something happened and you want me to help you?Well, forget it, I'm a prison guard.Do you want me to share a little more when I help share meals?

Brother Wu Xie, why are you here?What Warring States Brocade?Be careful yourself.

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When everything was over, after Zhang Qiling bid farewell to Wu Xie and left, I saw Zhang Qiling near the Erdaobai River.

"I want to go to the ultimate, so my little brother has to help me take care of my innocent brother."

Zhang Qiling looked at me because he didn't understand, and I smiled, "According to what you said, our Wu family should go to the old nine sects, so it should be me, Wu Shuang, who should go to the old nine sects. I'll leave it to you, brother."

Turn around and walk towards the original route.

After changing into the equipment, we quickly arrived at Changbai Mountain, and when we walked there again, we could be regarded as familiar with the way. When we put our hands on the bronze door, we felt a little nervous.What is the so-called ultimate?

After walking into the small gap between the bronze doors, I couldn't help being dumbfounded...

It turns out that is the ultimate!