108 Ways to Get Bitten by a Zombie Rival

According to the observations in the past few days, it took Lu Shijiu at least 15 minutes to take a bath.

15 minutes is enough for a man to prove himself.

Shen Bai resolutely turned over and got out of bed, quietly opened the drawer, and took out the disc that was put in in the afternoon.

Then turn on the LCD TV hanging on the wall, use the remote control panel to mute the sound, and put the disc into the disc reader on the side of the TV.

After doing all this, he locked the door of the room with a guilty conscience, and then lay back on the bed with a little excitement and excitement.

As a good young man, Shen Bai had never seen such a thing.

This was the first time he watched it, so he couldn't help being a little curious, so he didn't fast forward.

At the beginning of the film, a pair of childhood sweethearts are playing and fighting.

After making a fuss for a long time, I didn't do anything serious.

Shen Bai was not in a hurry, he just watched slowly, his mind was not clear after drinking, and he forgot to remember the time.

When the people in the film finally started to move in the hazy and ambiguous atmosphere, the doorknob was suddenly twisted.

Shen Bai was watching intently, when he heard the movement, he realized that Lu Shijiu had already taken a shower.

The prelude of more than ten minutes, I watched a lonely.

This has just entered the topic, and before it has time to prove anything, it can only be forced to stop.

Shen Bai sighed and shouted: "Come here!"

In fact, he was still frantically looking for the remote control on the bed, ready to turn off the TV, and then open the door for Lu Shijiu.

But as soon as his hand touched the remote control, there was the sound of the door lock being unscrewed from the direction of the door.

……

Fuck!

Forgot that Lu Shijiu has strange powers!

Thus, an embarrassing and social death scene happened.

When Lu Shijiu pushed the door and entered, Shen Bai was holding the remote control in his hand, and hadn't had time to press it.

The two people's big eyes met small eyes, and the atmosphere was a little frozen.

Shen Bai thought, if he turned off the TV at this time, it could only mean that he was cowardly and he was acting guilty.

Therefore, in order to maintain the dignity of a man, he has a new countermeasure.

Shen Bai put down the remote control pretending to be calm, and moved his butt a little into the bed.

"You're here, just in time. Let's take a look at the good things you brought back this afternoon."

He wants to prove his attributes to Lu Shijiu himself!

Let Lu Shijiu see with his own eyes that he is a normal man!

In the future, don't make any crooked thoughts about him, and get rid of the thoughts you shouldn't have as soon as possible!

At this time, the childhood sweethearts on the LCD screen have already met each other frankly and are ready to express condolences to each other. The scene is very exciting.

But Lu Shijiu just glanced at it lightly, then withdrew his gaze, and looked at Shen Bai on the other side of the bed, his expression gradually became strange.

Shen Bai was so stared at that he couldn't concentrate on the TV at all.

Fortunately, Lu Shijiu quickly returned to normal, and rarely smiled gently.

"Okay, let's watch together."

As he spoke, he walked to the edge of the bed and sat on the bed.

Then he took off the coat on his body, moved it to the side of the bed, and sat down next to Shen Bai's arm.

In Shen Bai's eyes, Lu Shijiu's every move was malicious.

He got closer, and Shen Bai moved a little further in, until he couldn't move anymore, then he calmed down and forced himself to no longer pay attention to the people around him, but to focus on the TV.

At this time, the two of them on TV are getting better and better, and they are about to enter the theme.

However, Shen Bai didn't have any sense of expectation at all, but because of Lu Shijiu's side, he was extremely nervous.

The arms of the two of them were close together, and Shen Bai could feel the heat continuously coming from each other's arms.

I don't know if it's because of it or watching TV.

This made him hotter too.

In short, the more intense the TV, the more distracted he became.

I can't help but pay attention to the movements of the people around me.

After a few more glances, I found something extraordinary, and I was shocked immediately.

Lu Shijiu could, he couldn't, anyone would think that he was even more abnormal!

No...how could this be?

Doesn't Lu Shijiu like men?

And he obviously likes women, why is the situation reversed now?

Shen Bai fell into self-doubt.

Soon, he found a reasonable explanation for himself.

It must be because Lu Shijiu was by his side, he was too nervous to get involved!

As for Lu Shijiu's current situation, there is nothing to prove!

It can only prove that Lu Shijiu is a double!

"Don't watch it! It's boring! It's offensive!"

Shen Bai wanted to turn off the TV angrily, after all, looking at the current situation, he could only bring shame on himself.

It's just that before he touched the remote control panel, he was held down by Lu Shijiu's big hand.

It was so hot that the back of the hand was directly wrapped.

Lu Shijiu's deep voice came: "Why are you outrageous? This is just a normal need. It's been so many days, doesn't it mean that Xiaobai doesn't think about it at all? Or... is there something else hidden?"

Shen Bai: "..."

If this is admitted, wouldn't it be a direct blow to him that there is something wrong?

If it were any man, he wouldn't be able to admit it!

It is a matter of man's dignity, there must be no regression!

Shen Bai "hehe" sneered twice, and said forcefully: "Can there be any hidden secrets? But it looks too fake and I don't feel like it. I usually use real swords and guns."

"Oh?" Lu Shijiu's voice dragged on for a long time, with a rising end.

Clearly distrustful.

"Real knife and gun, with whom?"

He has been with Shen Bai for several years, so he is very clear about this.

Shen Bai is the same as him, not to mention experienced, even going out alone with a girl has never happened before.

Sure enough, Shen Bai was stopped by the question. After being stunned for a while, he simply said nonsense: "You don't even know me! Anyway, I must have more experience than you!"

"Okay, okay, stop watching! Go to bed!"

He was too lazy to talk about this non-existent problem with Lu Shijiu, so he quickly pulled out his hand, picked up the remote control board and pressed the off button.

Seeing the TV screen go black, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

This time, he almost stole the chicken and lost a lot of money, lost his wife and lost his army!

But he couldn't blame Lu Shijiu, he could only blame himself for not living up to expectations.

Shen Bai thought extremely depressed, turned his back, lay down facing the wall, and didn't want to talk to Lu Shijiu at all.

Injured self-esteem, no love, need to be quiet.

It's just that the current Lu Shijiu couldn't calm down, so he came over again and hugged Shen Bai from behind.

"You're going to sleep, what should I do?"

Shen Bai was annoyed and impatient, "What should I do?"

As soon as the voice fell, he understood what it meant.

Feeling the heat coming from his waist, the lips of the man behind him almost bit his ear.

"Xiaobai, if you provoke a fire, you have to be responsible for putting it out."