When the magic stick has a big star boyfriend
Chapter 386
Jiang Shui didn't answer him, so Li Suran changed the topic naturally.
Speaking of the lecturer's secret.
While listening to the teacher on stage, Jiang Shui listened to all kinds of gossip.
Write down something in the notebook from time to time, and the originally tough class passed quickly in this atmosphere.
After packing up his things, he subconsciously looked to the side, only to find that Li Suran was no longer there.
Jiang Shui didn't care much, and didn't really want to let this person follow him.
On the way back to the dormitory, Li Ye came over again.
"Shui'er, tell me what happened this morning."
Jiang Shui went downstairs unhurriedly with the book in his arms, "I'm just kidding you, can't you see?"
"You don't look like you're kidding me."
Jiang Shui: "That's because I have good acting skills. Have you ever seen a ghost appear in broad daylight?"
Li Ye couldn't find a rebuttal for a while, and thought for a while, and only slapped his head when he walked to the front of the dormitory.
Where has he seen any ghosts? He hasn't seen any, okay? !Who knows if those things can appear during the day.
But after thinking about it, he still didn't ask any more. It's good not to know something, otherwise, once there is a connection, the connection can't be broken if he wants to.
As usual, Jiangshui should eat and drink, and when he turned his head after washing at night, there was someone sitting on the originally empty balcony.
It was Li Suran.
His posture was different from last night, this time he was sitting facing the room.
"Hi, Jiang Shui, good evening!"
Jiang Shui leaned against the edge of the balcony, took a towel and dabbed a couple of times on his face casually, "You like sitting on the balcony so much? The forums say you have seen it all from the balcony, right?"
"Of course not." Li Suran floated down and walked into the room consciously, "I don't have a habit of sitting on the balcony of other people's bedrooms, and I'm not a peeping tom. The most I can do is sit on the rooftop and outside the bathroom where no one is."
While talking, he went directly to Jiang Shui's bed and sat down.
"Your dormitory is actually quite clean. Except for the smell of stinky feet, everything else is fine."
Boys do a lot of exercise, but any sweaty feet can't guarantee that they don't smell. This has nothing to do with whether to wash your feet or not.
Jiang Shui didn't speak, just nodded.
After packing everything up, he was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, but he was pulled up by this ghost just as he lay down.
"Don't lie down, sit and play, let me see too."
Jiang Shui was quite speechless, "I'm chatting with my master, what are you looking at?"
"I didn't look at it." The roommate who was opening the cabinet to get things next to him was a little confused when he heard his condemnation, "Your phone has a privacy screen, and I can't see it even if I want to."
Jiang Shui glanced at Li Suran, smiled and replied to his roommate: "I'm not talking about you, I'm chatting."
Jiang Shui tugged his arm, Li Suran was very strong, and his two tugs had no effect at all.
I could only pull up the pillow and put it behind my waist, leaning against the wall.
【Master: If you have anything to say, say it quickly, I'm still busy here】
[Jiang Shui: What are you busy with? 】
【Master: Don't inquire about adults' affairs】
[Master: By the way, I forgot to tell you that I don’t need to come over this week and weekend. The big star has joined the crew, so I’ll go and play with him. If anything happens, I’ll just talk here. If it’s more urgent, I’ll call. I guess it will take a few days months to come back]
[Jiang Shui: Master, do you really want your apprentice by the Daming Lake? 】
【Jiang Shui: I'm so aggrieved to be your apprentice】
【Master: Smile/Accept such a stupid apprentice as you, how much better do you think I am than you? 】
【Jiangshui: ???】
"Pfft——" Li Suran leaned on Jiang Shui's shoulder with his knees in his arms, and couldn't help laughing while looking at his chat page.
"Your master is so funny, he must be an old urchin."
Jiang Shui was ridiculed by him, and just about to frown when he heard this sentence, the expression on his face became nondescript.
"Old urchin?"
"Well, it should be the kind of funny old man with a white beard. Don't people say that old children just get older and more childish. I think your master's words are quite funny."
Jiang Shui half-closed his eyes, imagining his master turned into an old man with a white beard, imagining that there were only a few strands of white hair left on his head, his face was covered with wrinkles, and he suddenly grinned.
That's right, just like his master, he will definitely be a difficult and stubborn old man when he gets old.
However, "Why does it have to be an old man, my master is actually quite young." He is only seven years older than him, and it is not against the law to call him brother.
"Isn't it?" Li Suran looked at the strangely colored river water, "I think the talisman you hold in your hand during the day is quite advanced, didn't it come from your master?"
As a well-known university, S University, of course, there are rumors of ghosts in the school, so of course we can't just sit idly by and say nothing to the outside world. In order to completely eliminate this phenomenon, the school leaders also secretly asked a few Feng Shui masters to come over to have a look.
Once met by Li Suran, that person was jumping up and down in front of him with a piece of broken talisman paper, but he slapped him flying and fled despondently.
It is said that he was quite a famous master, but the talismans he took out were nothing more than that.
But the thing Jiang Shui held in his hand today made him really feel the crisis, not just a thread, but the possibility that if he was bombarded by that thing, he would really be wiped out.
Jiang Shui retorted with a smile: "Master gave it to me indeed, but my master is not the old man you imagined."
As he spoke, he clicked on the photo album and pulled out a group photo taken on his birthday.
Pointing to one of the men who raised the corner of his lips, "See, this is my master, a handsome guy."
"Really?"
Li Ye, who was sitting on the table in front, heard his words and came over.
"Your master is a handsome guy? Let me see the photo from how many years ago."
He didn't eavesdrop on purpose, but just happened to hear it, and he couldn't restrain his curiosity for a while, so he came to ask.
Because he had heard Jiang Shui talk about his master all the time, but he had never seen anyone before, and he had always thought that Jiang Shui's master was an old man with a white beard who usually wore a Taoist robe.
Jiang Shui didn't expect him to come over suddenly, so he hurried back and clicked on a photo again.
Li Ye couldn't believe it, and raised his voice uncontrollably, "Is your master Fu Yu?"
"You know it."
Although a little surprised, Jiang Shui was not too surprised.
How can I say that Fu Yu also filmed a variety show, and it was quite a popular variety show at the time. If you have followed that show seriously, many people will remember Fu Yu.
What's more, that person who is often on the trending searches with Ji Chen is almost half of the entertainment industry.
"I know it! Of course I know it!" Li Ye slapped Jiang Shui's bed board, looking genuinely excited.
"Don't tell me, with his appearance, I can recognize him with a brain. My sister is a fan of Chenyu CP."
Everyone says that groupies are crazy, but in Li Ye's opinion, the craziest girls are the cp girls.
I don't know when, his sister suddenly fell in love with a Chenyu cp, and she would die all day long.
The variety show they collaborated with has been watched no less than ten times. Every time he went home in high school, that variety show must have been broadcast on the TV at home.
This is all spiritual liking, let’s not talk about it, his sister’s pursuit of material things is also crazy, she moved all kinds of peripherals made by fans home, and even produced a batch of them by herself.
Although there were no posters in the room, a transparent cabinet was specially bought to store her CP peripherals there.
In the past few years, I have been stunned, and I have already started to write the fanart of the two of them. I heard that they have become very popular wives in the circle.
The river was silent for a moment, Chenyu cp fans were everywhere...
The more Li Ye thought about it, the more excited he became, "I really didn't expect Fu Yu to be your master. He doesn't look like a Feng Shui master at all."
Regardless of other things, being able to be Jiang Shui's master must be better than him in terms of ability.
Li Ye rolled his eyes and grabbed Jiang Shui's hand, "Dear Shui Shui, I wonder if you can grant me a little wish?"
He blinked his eyes, and his thick eyebrows and big eyes made such an expression that it was hard to compliment.
Li Suran felt a little unhappy, and raised his hand to pat him, but before he could move, Jiang Shui's hand had already gone up.
Slapping Li Ye's hand away, he waved at him as if chasing flies, "Go ahead, let go of your farts, why are you making such a disgusting expression."
"Okay." Li Ye withdrew his hand and changed his flattering expression again.
"You know, I went home last week and had a fight with my sister. Tomorrow is the weekend again. I won't go home this week. Look, can I get Fu Yu and Ji Ji from you?" Shen's photo is autographed."
Jiang Shui could have guessed what he wanted when he heard him say that his sister was a fan of Chenyu CP.
This kind of thing is trivial to him, but he just received the news that his master and Ji Chen are going to another city, and this favor is beyond help.
"He's not in city S recently, so I'm afraid it's not easy to get a photo of the two of them." Jiang Shui refused, but he didn't refuse, and continued to tease him, "But I can get you two of Brother Shen's autograph. Tell me first. What good can I do by giving you a picture?"
Li Ye's face is full of smiles, one is fine, and the other is also a treasure.
He raised three fingers and put them next to his face: "I will cover all your food expenses this semester."
"I'm not short of money, you just wash my socks for one semester."
Li Ye: "..."
The matter of washing socks is really a bit reluctant to agree.
There was a battle between heaven and man in his mind, Li Ye finally gritted his teeth and agreed, "It's okay to wash the socks, but I must add the group photo later."
"can."
"That's fine."
One semester is one semester, and there are not many pairs of socks to be washed. I just rub them together when I wash myself, which is not too much effort.
He thinks very openly, he just washes a pair of socks every day, and the photo of the two of them plus autograph is something that his sister hasn't received in all these years.
*****
As I was writing, I suddenly felt that if I unfolded the two of them, I could write a short article. I tried my best to make it look like a side story.
Speaking of the lecturer's secret.
While listening to the teacher on stage, Jiang Shui listened to all kinds of gossip.
Write down something in the notebook from time to time, and the originally tough class passed quickly in this atmosphere.
After packing up his things, he subconsciously looked to the side, only to find that Li Suran was no longer there.
Jiang Shui didn't care much, and didn't really want to let this person follow him.
On the way back to the dormitory, Li Ye came over again.
"Shui'er, tell me what happened this morning."
Jiang Shui went downstairs unhurriedly with the book in his arms, "I'm just kidding you, can't you see?"
"You don't look like you're kidding me."
Jiang Shui: "That's because I have good acting skills. Have you ever seen a ghost appear in broad daylight?"
Li Ye couldn't find a rebuttal for a while, and thought for a while, and only slapped his head when he walked to the front of the dormitory.
Where has he seen any ghosts? He hasn't seen any, okay? !Who knows if those things can appear during the day.
But after thinking about it, he still didn't ask any more. It's good not to know something, otherwise, once there is a connection, the connection can't be broken if he wants to.
As usual, Jiangshui should eat and drink, and when he turned his head after washing at night, there was someone sitting on the originally empty balcony.
It was Li Suran.
His posture was different from last night, this time he was sitting facing the room.
"Hi, Jiang Shui, good evening!"
Jiang Shui leaned against the edge of the balcony, took a towel and dabbed a couple of times on his face casually, "You like sitting on the balcony so much? The forums say you have seen it all from the balcony, right?"
"Of course not." Li Suran floated down and walked into the room consciously, "I don't have a habit of sitting on the balcony of other people's bedrooms, and I'm not a peeping tom. The most I can do is sit on the rooftop and outside the bathroom where no one is."
While talking, he went directly to Jiang Shui's bed and sat down.
"Your dormitory is actually quite clean. Except for the smell of stinky feet, everything else is fine."
Boys do a lot of exercise, but any sweaty feet can't guarantee that they don't smell. This has nothing to do with whether to wash your feet or not.
Jiang Shui didn't speak, just nodded.
After packing everything up, he was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, but he was pulled up by this ghost just as he lay down.
"Don't lie down, sit and play, let me see too."
Jiang Shui was quite speechless, "I'm chatting with my master, what are you looking at?"
"I didn't look at it." The roommate who was opening the cabinet to get things next to him was a little confused when he heard his condemnation, "Your phone has a privacy screen, and I can't see it even if I want to."
Jiang Shui glanced at Li Suran, smiled and replied to his roommate: "I'm not talking about you, I'm chatting."
Jiang Shui tugged his arm, Li Suran was very strong, and his two tugs had no effect at all.
I could only pull up the pillow and put it behind my waist, leaning against the wall.
【Master: If you have anything to say, say it quickly, I'm still busy here】
[Jiang Shui: What are you busy with? 】
【Master: Don't inquire about adults' affairs】
[Master: By the way, I forgot to tell you that I don’t need to come over this week and weekend. The big star has joined the crew, so I’ll go and play with him. If anything happens, I’ll just talk here. If it’s more urgent, I’ll call. I guess it will take a few days months to come back]
[Jiang Shui: Master, do you really want your apprentice by the Daming Lake? 】
【Jiang Shui: I'm so aggrieved to be your apprentice】
【Master: Smile/Accept such a stupid apprentice as you, how much better do you think I am than you? 】
【Jiangshui: ???】
"Pfft——" Li Suran leaned on Jiang Shui's shoulder with his knees in his arms, and couldn't help laughing while looking at his chat page.
"Your master is so funny, he must be an old urchin."
Jiang Shui was ridiculed by him, and just about to frown when he heard this sentence, the expression on his face became nondescript.
"Old urchin?"
"Well, it should be the kind of funny old man with a white beard. Don't people say that old children just get older and more childish. I think your master's words are quite funny."
Jiang Shui half-closed his eyes, imagining his master turned into an old man with a white beard, imagining that there were only a few strands of white hair left on his head, his face was covered with wrinkles, and he suddenly grinned.
That's right, just like his master, he will definitely be a difficult and stubborn old man when he gets old.
However, "Why does it have to be an old man, my master is actually quite young." He is only seven years older than him, and it is not against the law to call him brother.
"Isn't it?" Li Suran looked at the strangely colored river water, "I think the talisman you hold in your hand during the day is quite advanced, didn't it come from your master?"
As a well-known university, S University, of course, there are rumors of ghosts in the school, so of course we can't just sit idly by and say nothing to the outside world. In order to completely eliminate this phenomenon, the school leaders also secretly asked a few Feng Shui masters to come over to have a look.
Once met by Li Suran, that person was jumping up and down in front of him with a piece of broken talisman paper, but he slapped him flying and fled despondently.
It is said that he was quite a famous master, but the talismans he took out were nothing more than that.
But the thing Jiang Shui held in his hand today made him really feel the crisis, not just a thread, but the possibility that if he was bombarded by that thing, he would really be wiped out.
Jiang Shui retorted with a smile: "Master gave it to me indeed, but my master is not the old man you imagined."
As he spoke, he clicked on the photo album and pulled out a group photo taken on his birthday.
Pointing to one of the men who raised the corner of his lips, "See, this is my master, a handsome guy."
"Really?"
Li Ye, who was sitting on the table in front, heard his words and came over.
"Your master is a handsome guy? Let me see the photo from how many years ago."
He didn't eavesdrop on purpose, but just happened to hear it, and he couldn't restrain his curiosity for a while, so he came to ask.
Because he had heard Jiang Shui talk about his master all the time, but he had never seen anyone before, and he had always thought that Jiang Shui's master was an old man with a white beard who usually wore a Taoist robe.
Jiang Shui didn't expect him to come over suddenly, so he hurried back and clicked on a photo again.
Li Ye couldn't believe it, and raised his voice uncontrollably, "Is your master Fu Yu?"
"You know it."
Although a little surprised, Jiang Shui was not too surprised.
How can I say that Fu Yu also filmed a variety show, and it was quite a popular variety show at the time. If you have followed that show seriously, many people will remember Fu Yu.
What's more, that person who is often on the trending searches with Ji Chen is almost half of the entertainment industry.
"I know it! Of course I know it!" Li Ye slapped Jiang Shui's bed board, looking genuinely excited.
"Don't tell me, with his appearance, I can recognize him with a brain. My sister is a fan of Chenyu CP."
Everyone says that groupies are crazy, but in Li Ye's opinion, the craziest girls are the cp girls.
I don't know when, his sister suddenly fell in love with a Chenyu cp, and she would die all day long.
The variety show they collaborated with has been watched no less than ten times. Every time he went home in high school, that variety show must have been broadcast on the TV at home.
This is all spiritual liking, let’s not talk about it, his sister’s pursuit of material things is also crazy, she moved all kinds of peripherals made by fans home, and even produced a batch of them by herself.
Although there were no posters in the room, a transparent cabinet was specially bought to store her CP peripherals there.
In the past few years, I have been stunned, and I have already started to write the fanart of the two of them. I heard that they have become very popular wives in the circle.
The river was silent for a moment, Chenyu cp fans were everywhere...
The more Li Ye thought about it, the more excited he became, "I really didn't expect Fu Yu to be your master. He doesn't look like a Feng Shui master at all."
Regardless of other things, being able to be Jiang Shui's master must be better than him in terms of ability.
Li Ye rolled his eyes and grabbed Jiang Shui's hand, "Dear Shui Shui, I wonder if you can grant me a little wish?"
He blinked his eyes, and his thick eyebrows and big eyes made such an expression that it was hard to compliment.
Li Suran felt a little unhappy, and raised his hand to pat him, but before he could move, Jiang Shui's hand had already gone up.
Slapping Li Ye's hand away, he waved at him as if chasing flies, "Go ahead, let go of your farts, why are you making such a disgusting expression."
"Okay." Li Ye withdrew his hand and changed his flattering expression again.
"You know, I went home last week and had a fight with my sister. Tomorrow is the weekend again. I won't go home this week. Look, can I get Fu Yu and Ji Ji from you?" Shen's photo is autographed."
Jiang Shui could have guessed what he wanted when he heard him say that his sister was a fan of Chenyu CP.
This kind of thing is trivial to him, but he just received the news that his master and Ji Chen are going to another city, and this favor is beyond help.
"He's not in city S recently, so I'm afraid it's not easy to get a photo of the two of them." Jiang Shui refused, but he didn't refuse, and continued to tease him, "But I can get you two of Brother Shen's autograph. Tell me first. What good can I do by giving you a picture?"
Li Ye's face is full of smiles, one is fine, and the other is also a treasure.
He raised three fingers and put them next to his face: "I will cover all your food expenses this semester."
"I'm not short of money, you just wash my socks for one semester."
Li Ye: "..."
The matter of washing socks is really a bit reluctant to agree.
There was a battle between heaven and man in his mind, Li Ye finally gritted his teeth and agreed, "It's okay to wash the socks, but I must add the group photo later."
"can."
"That's fine."
One semester is one semester, and there are not many pairs of socks to be washed. I just rub them together when I wash myself, which is not too much effort.
He thinks very openly, he just washes a pair of socks every day, and the photo of the two of them plus autograph is something that his sister hasn't received in all these years.
*****
As I was writing, I suddenly felt that if I unfolded the two of them, I could write a short article. I tried my best to make it look like a side story.
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